God help me

With Fang Shenxing feeding all kinds of delicious porridge every day, Chu Xiaotang finally recovered.

The first day of returning to the gallery happened to be the day of salary payment.Chu Xiaotang worked part-time for less than a month, and asked for a few days of sick leave. After summing up, he calculated that his work would be around [-] at most, but he did not expect to open the envelope that Fang Shenxing handed over, and there were twenty people lying in it. Grandpa Zhang Mao.

Twenty Zhang Mao Grandpa wow!

That was Chu Xiaotang's part-time salary for one month. Did Fang Shenxing pay the wrong salary?

Impossible, and there is no automatic transfer, how can something go wrong.

Chu Xiaotang found Fang Shenxing with anxiety.

"Oh, nothing wrong." Hearing why Chu Xiaotang came to find him, Fang Shenxing said with a smile on his face. The second shift, the two phases are offset, and the 2000 yuan is what you deserve."

"I only added a few hours... How could it be offset by a few days." Chu Xiaotang asked further curiously, "There is still sick leave, so there is no need to deduct money?"

Fang Shenxing explained calmly: "You are sick because of me. I am not a vicious capitalist who only knows about exploitation."

Chu Xiaotang murmured: "Why do I think you are flattering me?"

Unexpectedly, Fang Shenxing's ears were sharp, and he heard his whispers clearly.He smiled and said, "You can understand it that way if you want."

Hearing this, Chu Xiaotang's eyes lit up: "Why don't you simply forgive the debt I owe you, and I will definitely change my view of you completely!"

"Obligation and repayment of money are justified. These are two different things." Fang Shenxing said sternly, "The improvement bought with money cannot fundamentally solve the problem. If I do this, I will insult you with money."

Hurry up and insult me ​​with money, I like it this way!

Chu Xiaotang roared silently in his heart, but said on his mouth: "In order to make me change my opinion of you, you worked really hard." He took out 500 yuan from the envelope, and returned the rest to Fang Shenxing, "Here, this is a notebook money."

Fang Shenxing didn't refuse, and took it away directly: "Give it to me as soon as you get it, and don't hold it for a while?"

"It's not mine for a while." Chu Xiaotang had no choice but to take out the debt repayment form that he carried with him and fill it out.

Fang Shenxing raised his eyebrows and said nothing, after Chu Xiaotang finished filling it out, he also signed his name.

More than 3000 of the 8000 arrears have been repaid, and the remaining [-] yuan is unknown when it will be repaid. It is really a long way to go.

Chu Xiaotang lamented sadly, and it was almost the end of the month, and the green dick's manuscript fee could be raised. If Iwanna wins the competition, this debt will be paid off soon.

"The salary is not yours, it will always be yours if you eat it in your stomach."

Chu Xiaotang was stunned by Fang Shenxing's nonsensical words. As soon as Fang Shenxing entered the store, Chu Xiaotang found that he came empty-handed and did not bring any food. Did he hide it?

"Don't look, I'm at home." Chu Xiaotang slightly tilted his head and looked at himself, Fang Shenxing knew what he was thinking in his heart, and if he wanted to attract his attention, only food was the best way, " In the evening, we will make mille-feuille and puff pastry clam soup, do you want to come over to eat?"

"Yes! Of course." Chu Xiaotang accepted without hesitation. It not only saves the money for a meal, but also satisfies his appetite. Why not do it.Realizing that he promised too quickly, and seeing Fang Shenxing smiling at him, Chu Xiaotang blushed a little, and argued, "You want to use this way to get on good terms with me? Hmph, I'm that A person who only cares about food?"

Fang Shenxing said quietly in his heart: Isn't it?But his face remained calm, he only raised the corners of his lips and looked at Chu Xiaotang with a smile.

Chu Xiaotang felt uncomfortable when he saw him, so he quickly changed the topic and asked Fang Shenxing to go home and cook. He still had a while to get off work, so he went directly to Fang Shenxing's home after get off work.

Once everything has a good start, the subsequent development will be extremely smooth.

Fang Shenxing asking Chu Xiaotang to eat at home seems to have developed into a routine.At first Chu Xiaotang refused several times, promising that he would only go there every now and then.Later, he ate at Fang Shenxing's place almost every day. At this rate, Fang Shenxing probably didn't need his name Chu Xiaotang, Chu Xiaotang would take the initiative to eat every day.Just like a hamster that has been raised for a long time, when it sees the owner approaching at a fixed time, it will pose and wait to be fed.

Fang Shenxing was not the only one who discovered this change, Chu Xiaotang had already noticed something was wrong.Eating meatballs made by Fang Shenxing himself, telling myself that this is the last meal, but I can't control my legs to run to Fang Shenxing's house, and I can't control my mouth to decide the delicious food.

If you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab a man's stomach.This is so true!

The deep desire to eat overwhelmed Shen Xing's disgust in the subconscious, and the strength of eating was terrible. If this trick was used to deal with Teacher Wan, it would be easy to catch.

Chu Xiaotang bit the chopsticks, chewed until he forgot, and laughed foolishly.

"Why are you smirking?" Fang Shenxing, who was sitting across from Chu Xiaotang, was baffled by Chu Xiaotang who was halfway through the meal and suddenly laughed. "Is the food I cook so delicious? Did you laugh?"

"Thinking too much!" Chu Xiaotang unabashedly expressed his speechlessness, changed the topic, and the other party Shenxing blinked expectantly, "Teacher Fang, please teach me how to cook."

Fang Shenxing paused while picking up vegetables: "Why do you suddenly remember to learn how to cook?"

"Nothing, I just want one more skill."

"Then you should go to Nanxiang."

Chu Xiaotang asked "Ah?" for no reason.

Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "Which one has the best mining technology, Shandong, China is looking for Nanxiang."

"Shall I learn to cook with an excavator?" Chu Xiaotang pouted, "It's fine if you don't want to teach."

"Who said I don't want to?" Fang Shenxing shook his head funny. If Chu Xiaotang facing Teacher Wan is a soft little hamster, then Chu Xiaotang facing Fang Shenxing is a fully armed hamster. Hedgehog, "Come and learn this Saturday at noon."

Arranging a time with Fang Shenxing, Chu Xiaotang, as a person who has never cooked before, felt that he had to do his homework, so as not to perform too badly that day and let Fang Shenxing see the joke.

As an otaku, I encountered difficulties in finding a mother.Back in the dormitory, Chu Xiaotang opened the notebook and pressed the power button, but he waited for a long time but the screen did not light up.

The main power supply is turned on, and the power adapter is plugged in well, why can't it turn on the machine?

Chu Xiaotang patted the notebook, thinking that it would be good to pat like the TV at home that occasionally twitches.But after he took a dozen light or heavy shots, the computer screen was still pitch black.

Oh my god, it's not because the laptop is broken!

"Mimi, help me to find out why the computer can't be turned on?" Chu Xiaotang slapped his computer nervously, the foreign debt has not been paid off yet, computer master, you must not be busy!

Liu Mi said as he walked, "Isn't it still fine when the phone is turned off at noon?"

Chu Xiaotang nodded with a bitter face: "Yes, it suddenly stopped working."

"Don't worry, I'll take a look for you." Liu Mi fiddled with Chu Xiaotang's computer for a while, looking left and right until he saw that the light on the adapter was off, then he found the root cause, "The adapter is broken. , I guess your laptop battery is exhausted, so you can’t turn it on.”

It's okay, it's just that the adapter is broken, Chu Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, compared to the price of buying a new laptop, replacing a small adapter is simply not worth the money.

It was almost dark when I came out from Fang Shenxing's house, and the shops around the school were almost closed at this moment, it was unrealistic to go out to buy, and the price was not as good as online.

Chu Xiaotang doesn't have a computer, so he can't shop online, but Liu Mi has a computer.

"Mimi, can you lend me an adapter for your computer?"

"No problem." Liu Mi closed other webpages, opened the homepage of Amoy Girl, stood up to make room for herself, "I'm going to squat in the toilet for a while, you can use it first."

Chu Xiaotang chuckled: "Squat a little longer."

Liu Mi looked at him with embarrassment: "Is there anyone who talks like that?"

There are a lot of stores on Taonimei where you can buy adapters. After Chu Xiaotang searched for an adapter suitable for his computer model, he directly took pictures of the store with the highest sales. It took less than 5 minutes from the search to the successful transaction.

Chu Xiaotang glanced at the toilet door, guessing that Liu Mi would not be able to come out for a while, so he quietly entered the address of Lu Jiji in the browser.

In the impression that there are not many manuscripts left, Chu Xiaotang wanted to make sure of this, and take a look at the income situation by the way, this is what he does every day.

Open Lvjiji, the background option in the upper right corner, Chu Xiaotang knows the location of the income button without looking carefully, click the mouse twice, and the income interface pops up with a "shua".

Chu Xiaotang glanced nonchalantly, and his eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets just by this one glance.

Fuck! ! ! ! !Why so much money! ! ! !

Chu Xiaotang rubbed his eyes, hugged the screen and took a closer look.The speed was so slow, as if he was drawing each number again with his sight.

Yesterday, I saw that this month's income was still in four figures. How could it become five figures today?The most important thing is that the sum of today's income is one more than yesterday's, and the first number is still two.

What do the five digits starting with [-] represent?

I wondered, what happened, an extra [-] income overnight! ! !

Could it be that some local tyrant crazily threw deep-sea torpedoes at me?

With strong curiosity and uncontrollable joy, Chu Xiaotang clicked on the income statement, and then his eyes almost fell out of their sockets again.

The name of the work is listed in each income statement, and those names are obviously the works of Mi Niu Da.

Why is it so big that the name of the work will appear in my background?

Nima is too exciting. I also write Wan Tang's article. Why is there such a big gap between income and income.I have more than 3000, and others have more than 2!

Just when Chu Xiaotang complained about the injustice of heaven, Liu Mi pushed open the toilet door and came out from inside: "Have you bought it yet?"

The sentence awakened the dreamer, and Chu Xiaotang suddenly remembered that this was not his computer, he hadn't logged in at all after turning on the green dick, it was automatically logged in by the system.In other words, the owner of this computer is Mi Niu himself, and the owner of this computer is Liu Mi, so Liu Mi is Mi Niu? !

At this moment, the previous conversations appeared in front of Chu Xiaotang one after another, and those clues all showed that Liu Mi was full of doubts.

Especially when they met for the first time, after Liu Mi introduced himself with a smile in his non-NL accent, he was a Wantang CP fan.

Liu Mi, Mi Niu, damn it, Mi Niu was always by his side after a long time.

"Stupid? I'm talking to you." Liu Mi came over, smiled and pushed Chu Xiaotang, who was looking at him in shock, from the corner of his eye, he glanced at the computer screen, and Chu Xiaotang's shock was directly conveyed to him. "Fuck! Tangtang, listen to my explanation!"

Chu Xiaotang narrowed his eyes and squinted at him: "Explain what? Explain that you are not a fan, hehe, do you think I will believe it?"

Liu Mi matched his fingers and said weakly, "I think you might believe it."

Chu Xiaotang jumped at the table: "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Well, in fact, I have some difficulties in writing this kind of article." Liu Mi sighed melancholy, "I used to live in a happy family, but one day..."

"Stop. It's not a good voice in China, don't pretend to be miserable." Chu Xiaotang waved his hand, pointed to the wall and said, "Stand against the wall for me. I don't need to tell you the truth of being lenient when confessing and being strict when resisting. "

Ah, don't be fooled, why Tangtang suddenly became witty, it's really unscientific!

Since soft ones are useless, use hard ones.

Liu Mi, who moved to the wall, broke the can, lifted his chin, and said with a strong attitude: "Okay, I am a fan, and I am cute Wantang, so I will write Wantang fanrenwen, what do you want. "

"What do I want?" Chu Xiaotang raised his brows, and saw his facial expression suddenly changed, he grabbed Liu Mi's arm with both hands and shouted from the bottom of his heart, "Daddy, I want to learn to write."

"Nani?"

"Kneeling and begging for a way to earn tens of thousands of dollars a month. Why do I only get three thousand a month when I work so hard, but you have so much? Beg for a way, Mi Niu Da."

This attitude has changed a bit too much, Liu Mi blinked: "Wait a minute, are you also writing about green dicks?"

Liu Mi's words were like a blow to the head, waking Chu Xiaotang awake. He quickly shook his head in denial: "No, you got it wrong! I didn't say anything."

Liu Mi approached Chu Xiaotang step by step: "Didn't you say? Hehe, we are all in the same dormitory. With your IQ, you will reveal your secrets sooner or later."

Liu Mi's suddenly stronger aura made it impossible for Chu Xiaotang to say "no personal attacks".He retreated steadily: "Well..."

"Stand against the wall for me! I don't need to tell you the truth of being lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist." Liu Mi raised her voice several decibels, and interrupted the conversation behind him with what Chu Xiaotang had just said to him. reason.

In an instant, Chu Xiaotang's face was unpredictable like a storm, and Liu Mi personally experienced Fang Shenxing's feelings when Fang Shenxing broke his vest last time.Although he was terrified of the black-bellied man in his heart, he had to admit that this feeling was really cool.No wonder Fang Shenxing didn't want to expose his identity like Chu Xiaotang did. If he were Fang Shenxing, he wouldn't do that.

Chu Xiaotang lowered his head and obediently rubbed against the wall.

During the period of silence, through rigorous analysis, Chu Xiaotang determined that the possibility of falling in front of Liu Mi in the future was 90.00%, and he was ready to confess.He thought very much about Ah Q, anyway, he wasn't the only one who fell off the horse, so it wasn't too bad for him.

"Okay, okay, I'm writing, my pen name is four characters, it's a dish."

Liu Mi put his hands on his hips: "The scope is too wide, I can't guess."

Chu Xiaotang gave him a little hint: "Well, do you know about my sister writing in Green Chicken?"

This matter is not a secret at all, Liu Mi blurted out: "Braised chicken legs?"

"Well, my younger sister cooks it in braised sauce, while I steam it." Chu Xiaotang looked at Liu Mi after speaking. He was really embarrassed to say that he was steamed perch to others, not because of the meaning of the pen name, but because of the pen name. Articles written.

Liu Mi followed Chu Xiaotang's words and muttered, "Steamed...steamed perch?"

Chu Xiaotang nodded: "It's me."

Liu Mi exclaimed in astonishment: "Fuck me, you've been writing Wan Tang's essay for a long time!"

Chu Xiaotang smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, what a coincidence."

The author has something to say: Tangtang let Liu Mi lose his horse today!Tangtang will make Fang Shenxing lose his horse tomorrow!Wow Kaka Kaka, the way the idiot finds other people's vests is also very untechnical >ω