God help me

He said he was watching Teacher Wan play for a while, but he couldn't stop watching it.When Chu Xiaotang reacted, Teacher Wan had already passed the boss level, far surpassing Chu Xiaotang's map.

The location of the pit is known, there is no need to play it again, Chu Xiaotang scratched his hair and said, "I'm going to find a new iwanna, male god, you can just pass this to station b."

"Well, I'll post the opening remarks." Fang Shenxing turned on the recording software, forty minutes, just enough for one video, "It's 12:30, aren't you going to sleep?"

Chu Xiaotang did not directly return to Teacher Wan's question, but asked, "Male god, are you sleeping?"

Teacher Wan said: "I will sleep after uploading the game."

"Then I'll stay with you for a while, and we'll sleep together when you get better." You can't let Teacher Wan be alone in the silent night, it will be very lonely.Just like playing a game with Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang decided not to let Teacher Wan feel lonely at all times.

"sleep together?"

"Xiaoyou, male god, don't think wrongly." Chu Xiaotang said duplicity, but what he thought in his heart was - yes!I just want to sleep with you!God I love you.

Upon hearing this, Teacher Wan immediately said, "Well, I understand what you mean, you sleep, and I sleep too, so we sleep together."

"Man, you are so smart!"

As he said so, Chu Xiaotang's thoughts in his heart were just the opposite. He really wanted to sleep with the male god and listen to the male god singing lullabies in a low voice. It must be the happiest thing in the world. I have never seen it.

Chu Xiaotang clenched his fists and swore that when he paid off the debt, the first thing he would do was to meet Teacher Wan!At that time, he will become the man of the male god.

Originally, Chu Xiaotang wanted to have a chat with Teacher Wan, but the Internet was not perfect, and Teacher Wan successfully uploaded the video in only ten minutes.

The damn Internet speed is usually slow, how can it not drop the chain at the critical moment?

After saying goodbye to Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, a series of numbers jumped back and forth in his head, thinking about the prize money of the game competition, the salary of the part-time job and the quick time of translation, when will the fastest add up? Pay off the debt.

At the end of the day, unless Chu Xiaotang wins the No.1 game competition and can pay off the debt immediately, it will take two or three months at the fastest to complete.

Now that Teacher Wan doesn't have a date, it doesn't mean he won't have one in the future.Two or three months is such a long time and there are too many variables. In order to get the male god, Chu Xiaotang is determined to practice iwanna every day from today, striving to win the crown.

Unknowingly falling asleep, Chu Xiaotang dreamed that he really won the No.1 in the game competition. With no debts, he took the initiative to invite Teacher Wan to meet him, and Teacher Wan readily agreed.

On the day of the face-to-face meeting, in order to make a good first impression on the male god, Chu Xiaotang dressed up meticulously and came to the coffee shop they agreed upon.

Pushing open the door, Chu Xiaotang went straight to the table No. [-] in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, which was the location that Teacher Wan told him via WeChat.

The man sitting in front of the table No. [-] turned his back to the store door, Chu Xiaotang watched himself getting closer and closer to the generous back, as if he had a deer in his heart, jumping around in his heart.

Chu Xiaotang came to Teacher Wan, he patted Teacher Wan on the shoulder mischievously, and said in a brisk and affectionate tone: "I'm here."

Teacher Wan turned his head slowly. This scene was like an animation. Countless lights shot out from behind Teacher Wan, forcing Chu Xiaotang to close his eyes.

"You came?"

Teacher Wan's voice sounded, it was a voice that Chu Xiaotang was so familiar with, he slowly opened his eyes, and it was Fang Shenxing's face that appeared in front of him.

"Ah!" Chu Xiaotang woke up suddenly, and found himself in a cold sweat from fright.

Liu Mi rubbed his eyes, looked sideways at Chu Xiaotang, and found him sitting on the bed, staring blankly at the white wall directly in front of him: "Sit up when you are dying?"

Chu Xiaotang came back to his senses and shouted: "Mimi, I dreamed of Teacher Wan!"

Liu Mi nodded knowingly: "Oh, it turned out to be Chunmeng."

"What!" Chu Xiaotang jumped off the bed, stepped over to Liu Mi's bed, rubbed his quilt and said, "Guess what Teacher Wan looks like in my dream?"

Liu Mi was shaken by Chu Xiaotang so much that he almost vomited out the last night's supper. Seeing that there was no surprise on his face, only horror, and his brain was still in a dormant state, so he couldn't guess it.He said casually: "Looking at you like this, you know it's definitely not Wu Yanzu, can't it be Ruhua?"

"For example, flowers are scary!" Chu Xiaotang patted his chest with a look of lingering fear.

Liu Mi said perfunctorily, "You don't dream about people you hate, do you?"

"How do you know?" Chu Xiaotang opened his mouth wide in astonishment, "I dreamed that Teacher Wan was holding Teacher Fang's beastly face!!!"

Although Teacher Wan told Chu Xiaotang that he might have misunderstood Fang Shenxing, but in Chu Xiaotang's heart who has not verified the authenticity of this sentence, the idea that Fang Shenxing is a beast in clothes is deeply ingrained and cannot be changed in a short time.

Hearing Mr. Fang's three words, the drowsiness disappeared in a second, and Liu Mi jumped up from the bed: "What did you say?"

"That's right, Mr. Fang is good-looking, but he is a gentle scum, why do I dream of Mr. Wan?" Chu Xiaotang looked like he was talking to Liu Mi, but he thought he was talking to himself.Before Liu Mi could speak, Chu Xiaotang hugged and rubbed his hair, "It is absolutely impossible for my male god to look like this! No! Yes! Yes!"

A person will never dream of another person for no reason. Liu Mi asked curiously: "Why do you dream of Teacher Wan and Teacher Fang?"

Chu Xiaotang said with a bitter face, "How do I know? Could it be that I've watched Teacher Fang too much recently?"

Liu Mi squinted at him contemptuously: "Only a brief art history class once a week, and you quit the mannequin job. Where can you see Teacher Fang more?"

"I forgot to tell you, I just found out that the second owner of the gallery, who I have been praising you for a long time, is Mr. Fang!"

Liu Mi was dumbfounded: "What?"

Chu Xiaotang's shoulders slumped: "Teacher Fang is my second boss now, do you think he is haunted? Why did I turn around and go under his nose."

Liu Mi sighed: "This is the so-called fate."

Chu Xiaotang couldn't accept it all over his face: "Who wants to have a fate with him, damn it is a bad fate! Teacher Wan is my true love, my fate!"

Liu Mi opened his mouth to say something, but his voice was overshadowed by Chu Xiaotang's high decibel.Seeing Chu Xiaotang run back to his bed in disbelief, twisting and turning, muttering, Liu Mi's sentence "You don't think Teacher Fang and Teacher Wan have similar voices, maybe they are the same person" was abruptly rejected. He swallowed it.

At this time, it's better not to give Chu Xiaotang a fatal blow.

At the same time, Liu Mi thought, it seems that he has to speed up the process of identifying whether Teacher Fang is Teacher Wan.

Chu Xiaotang was so frightened by a dream that he was in a daze all day, and even forgot to check the barrage of the newly uploaded video by Teacher Wan.I didn't think about it until after dinner.

When opening the webpage, Chu Xiaotang habitually looked at the tags first.

tag: Wantang is great, Teacher Tang is online, Husband and wife daily, Tangtang's counterattack, Teacher Wan's learning mode is starting, pornographic male anchor

It seems that there is nothing special. Most of his cooperation with Teacher Wan has these tags.Taking another look at the number of people online, Chu Xiaotang was immediately shocked.

Chu Xiaotang was not at all surprised that the number of bullet screens exceeded the maximum limit of 8372. His and Teacher Wan's videos would easily reach this number.But what's wrong with [-] people online!It is higher than the number of bullet screens!

Chu Xiaotang remembered that this episode of iwanna was nothing special, it was played by ordinary teacher Wan, and he guided from the side.

With doubts, Chu Xiaotang clicked the play button, and the opening remarks re-recorded by Teacher Wan came from the laptop.

"Hi everyone, I'm Teacher Wan. Today I'm going to show you the live broadcast of iwannabeabanana, my favorite game of Shakem, taught me by a certain bastard. I hope you like it."

Before Teacher Wan could finish his sentence, the screen was already filled with "some two goods = some two goods candy".

When this wave of enthusiasm passed, there were scattered barrages occupying the screen.

What is the meaning of such an intimate title for a certain second person?

Low oil, who doesn't know that a certain bastard from Mr. Wan's house is Tangtang?

Erhuotang, your husband called you, come out soon

Tangtang, Erhuo Tang, a certain Erhuo, Teacher Wan has a special way of showing affection ヾ(^▽^*)))

Except for the opening remarks added after this sentence, the whole recording process of the two is retained later. The audience at station b saw Wan Tang's role reversed for the first time. Apart from lamenting that Tangtang, a bastard, can be a teacher to guide Teacher Wan, most of them said that Teacher Wan who started the learning mode is cute.

As a Shaking s, playing the Shaking M game without shaking M at all, it is a miracle!

After this video came out, Teacher Wan attracted a lot of fans.

The voyeur Chu Xiaotang clicked on Teacher Wan's Weibo, and found that the number of fans of Teacher Wan was [-] more than when he watched it last night.

Damn it!Why is he not making money as fast as Teacher Wan's followers?It's really frustrating to have two thousand invisible rivals in one night.

Chu Xiaotang clutched his chest, no matter how congested he was, he never met Fang Shenxing in the gallery.

On this day, Chu Xiaotang was working in the afternoon shift, and Fang Shenxing came to the store with a lunch box when it was nearing the end of get off work.

Chu Xiaotang glanced disdainfully at Fang Shenxing who was talking to Longlong who was putting the boxed lunch on the table, and thought: I know how to buy people's hearts with food, Longlong, you have to learn from me, be careful of this kind of person!

Before Fang Shenxing opened the lunch box, Chu Xiaotang looked away and played with his mobile phone leisurely.

He didn't look at it, but the smell drifted to Chu Xiaotang's side, and he could smell the deliciousness of crabs in his breath.

Chu Xiaotang swallowed, and restrained himself from looking.

How did Longlong know that Chu Xiaotang was trying his best to resist Fang Shenxing's "sugar-coated cannonballs" at this time, he took the chopsticks handed over by Fang Shenxing, and subconsciously shouted to Chu Xiaotang: "Chu Xiaotang, eat fried rice cakes with hairy crab Do not eat?"

"eat!"

When Chu Xiaotang realized it, he had already picked up a piece of rice cake with his chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

hit the street...

Two huge words appeared in Chu Xiaotang's mind, but they were quickly washed away by the unique rice cakes.

The soft glutinous rice cake has a crab aroma.Chu Xiaotang caught another half of the crab, and the half-cut crab perfectly inhaled the soup, not as light as the steamed crab, with a faint aroma of bean paste in the mouth, which makes people want to stop.

This is really delicious (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Chu Xiaotang closed his eyes and savored the lingering fragrance in his mouth contentedly, opened his eyes and wanted to have another piece, and happened to meet Shen Xing's calm smile on the top.

Fang Shenxing always had a smile on his face, and what Chu Xiaotang saw the most was Fang Shenxing's smiling face.

What are you laughing at, do you think I've been hit by your sugar-coated cannonball again?

Or do you think I will be bribed by you just because I ate a little food?

snort!Am I the type to be easily swayed?

Mr. Fang, your pattern is Tucson broken!Haven't heard of the saying "Ba Diao ruthless attack, ah no, if you eat it, you earn it"?

While eating, Chu Xiaotang thought in his heart. After cleaning up, he symbolically said goodbye to his second boss, Fang Shenxing, and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute." Fang Shenxing made sure that Longlong went to the back to wash the dishes and would not come back for a while, so he called Chu Xiaotang to stop.

Chu Xiaotang turned his head and stared at him warily, his eyes were clearly written - what do you want to do?

"Here you are." Fang Shenxing handed over a bag.

Chu Xiaotang opened it and saw that there was a whole large box of coconut milk cubes inside.He looked up at Fang Shenxing in confusion: "This is?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to eat it a few days ago? I made it for you." Fang Shenxing raised his index finger and blew quietly on his mouth, "Be quiet, there is not enough time, I don't do much, not enough for you." Longlong."

So much is not enough for Longlong?Does he think I'm a pig?How can one person eat so much!

Chu Xiaotang looked at him suspiciously: "There is nothing to show courteousness to, either adultery or robbery."

Ever since talking to Fang Shenxing, Chu Xiaotang has been very open in front of him, saying what he has to say, never beating around the bush, it's easy to live like this.

Fang Shenxing smiled: "There is something I want to ask you for."

Chu Xiaotang gave him a look of "Look, I'll know." Then he raised his chin and said, "Say."

Fang Shenxing said generously: "Tomorrow I will be on a business trip for a day, and no one feeds the hamster at home. Can you feed me for a day?"

Chu Xiaotang nodded: "Oh, this is simple, give me the key."

Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "I will leave after lunch tomorrow, come to my house tomorrow morning to get the key, let's have lunch together by the way."

"Okay, where is your home?"

"Room 301, Unit [-], Building [-], Staff Dormitory."

Unusual, the two chatted a few words calmly, and Chu Xiaotang's attitude became much better than before.

When Longlong came out from behind, Chu Xiaotang understood that the things he was carrying in his hand could not be seen by him, so he hurriedly waved his hand cautiously, and said with a smile: "Goodbye, Teacher Fang."

Fang Shenxing smiled, and replied, "See you tomorrow."

The smile disappeared the moment Chu Xiaotang stepped out of the gallery, and a sneer hung on the corner of Chu Xiaotang's mouth.

Hmph, in order to ask me to come to your house, it's really embarrassing for you to come up with such a high-sounding reason.

Chu Xiaotang was still worried about the opportunity to be alone that Teacher Wan said, no, Fang Shenxing brought the opportunity to him by himself.

Regardless of Chu Xiaotang, who was walking on the road and had been hooked long ago, he picked up a small square of coconut milk and threw it into his mouth.

Whether Fang Shenxing is a good guy or a bad guy depends on tomorrow!