God help me

Walking out of Fang Shenxing's office, Chu Xiaotang saw Liu Mi who had been waiting for a long time 20 meters away.

"Why did you come out? How did you solve it?" Liu Mi asked two questions in succession.

Chu Xiaotang raised his eyebrows proudly: "It's solved."

"Really?" Liu Mi said with a smile, "Tell me quickly."

"You're right. Teacher Fang is indeed a good person. Although he was a gentle scum before, he can correct his mistakes and he can do good." Chu Xiaotang lamented old-fashionedly, and there was no goatee on his chin for him to stroke. A stroke.

The two walked side by side to the dormitory, Chu Xiaotang narrated everything that happened after entering the office along the way.He told Liu Mi in detail how Teacher Fang let him go, how he advised him, how he reluctantly agreed to let him be a model, and how he used small biscuits to fill his "waiting to be fed" empty stomach.

"All in all, I believe he has corrected his mistakes." Chu Xiaotang concluded after returning to the dormitory, throwing his schoolbag on the bed.

"..." Liu Mi was silent, and his expression of contemplation added a bit of solemnity, "Why do I think there is something wrong with Teacher Fang after listening to you?"

Chu Xiaotang couldn't understand, and his eyes were a little confused: "I don't think so."

"He said he asked you to help find a model with you as a comparison, every condition is said to be similar to you, he made it clear that he set up a trap to deliberately lead you to jump in." Liu Mi hurriedly explained after finishing this sentence, " Of course, this is a conspiracy theory, and it is based on the premise that Mr. Fang is indeed plotting something wrong."

Chu Xiaotang was still puzzled: "How did he know that I was willing to be that model?"

"That's the wonderful thing!" Liu Mihu raised his voice in praise, which startled Chu Xiaotang, "He knew you were short of money, so he first gave a way to pay back the money by stretching the front line, and then threw out the model This part-time job is deliberately waiting for you to take the bait. It looks like you chose everything yourself, but in fact, Teacher Fang dug a hole and waited for you, a stupid prey, to jump into it."

Chu Xiaotang thought for a moment and said, "If I hadn't broken the computer, wouldn't everything be true?"

"Yes. But if you change your mind, you can come up with this clever plan based on the various actual situations around you in just one class after you broke the computer. How terrifying is Teacher Fang's mind!"

45 minutes is not too short, but Chu Xiaotang and Liu Mi have personally experienced this class.In class, the teacher was explaining and asking questions, and there was no extra time to distract.

After listening to Liu Mi's word-for-word analysis, Chu Xiaotang completely forgot the prerequisites of that conspiracy theory, leaving only one thought in his head - Teacher Fang is a particularly terrifying creature!

Fine goosebumps emerged from the skin, Chu Xiaotang trembled: "Then what should I do?"

"It's better to be careful." Liu Mi patted him, "Maybe we're thinking wrong? Don't have too many burdens, just be careful when you go to be a model."

This is the only way to do it, after all Chu Xiaotang is very short of money now.

Sitting heavily on the chair, Chu Xiaotang turned on the computer, took a small biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth.

Liu Mi flickered another sentence: "In ancient times there was a beauty trick, but now there is a gourmet trick. Teacher Wan just uses small biscuits to relax your vigilance."

Damn it!After working for a long time, I fell on this can of biscuits!

Chu Xiaotang stood up abruptly, picked up the small jar, and made a gesture to throw it out of the window. As a foodie with little promise, he turned back before reaching the window.

What's the use of throwing biscuits when it's already served?

Cookies are innocent.

After eating another small biscuit, foodie Chu Xiaotang touched her swollen belly contentedly and sighed—ah, the biscuit is so delicious.

Teacher Wan Qiuqiu was not online, so Chu Xiaotang sent him a WeChat message.

"God, god, I'm miserable today."

Teacher Wan replied quickly: "What's the matter? I still have half an hour to get home."

It is not safe to send WeChat messages on the road, Chu Xiaotang said very considerately: "Oh, you are back, let's talk on the ball, I will take a shower first."

Chu Xiaotang came back from the shower and sat in front of the computer to browse Weibo. After a while, Teacher Wan also went online.

Teacher Wan: What happened?I just saw your Weibo.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hey... It's hard to say.

Teacher Wan: Then say a few more words.

The second uncle of the Tang family: 2333 Male god, you made me happy again with cold jokes.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Anyway, my mood tonight is full of ups and downs, as rough as it gets ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

Teacher Wan: Is there a problem with money?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes 〒▽〒

Teacher Wan: Do you need me to lend you an emergency?

The second uncle of the Tang family: No, I have already solved it.

Just kidding, Mr. Wan is the standard selling money, how dare Chu Xiaotang use it!

Besides, it was said at the beginning that he was going to redeem himself for the male god, why was it almost the other way around?

Teacher Wan: Well, don’t carry it alone if you have something to do. If you need it, please come to me.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, you are so kind, okay =3=

Teacher Wan: What~

Teacher Wan: What~

Teacher Wan: Da~

The second uncle of the Tang family: Help, I'm still playing with this stalk!

Teacher Wan: Are you feeling better?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Much better!Male God, you have already passed full positive energy to me, and now I am worth three!

Teacher Wan: That’s good, let’s play BBT with you for a while.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Okay, wait for me to play the game.

After agreeing to Teacher Wan on the ball, Chu Xiaotang remembered that he was in the dormitory now, so he wondered if he would disturb his roommates by just recording the live.

Before entering Waiwai, Chu Xiaotang specifically said something to Liu Mi, unexpectedly Liu Mi not only didn't mind, but yelled ecstatically: "I really like the live video recorded by you and Teacher Wan. I didn't expect to be able to watch it in my lifetime." Going to the live broadcast, oh, oh, so happy!"

"Pfft, that's it, what's your Weibo name? Let's follow each other." Since he has lost his horse and is his fan, he might have followed him a long time ago.As comrades-in-arms in the same trench, Chu Xiaotang felt that it was necessary to increase the distance between the two of them.

Liu Mi's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he smiled awkwardly: "Uh... I don't use Weibo."

"Forget it, I'm recording the live broadcast, do you want to come and listen together?"

"No need." Liu Mi quickly waved his hand, "This way I can hear you."

Chu Xiaotang didn't force him, turned around and said, "It's up to you, I'm wearing earphones."

"Well, come on record!"

Seeing that Chu Xiaotang didn't have the slightest doubt, Liu Mi couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.Fortunately, his roommate is Chu Xiaotang, if it were Teacher Wan, maybe he would have revealed his secrets long ago.It's still fun to be friends with Tianrandai, and being able to crush others in terms of IQ is really a very, very cool thing!

As early as the beginning of the elective class, when Fang Shenxing introduced himself, Liu Mi found that Teacher Fang's voice was very similar to Teacher Wan's.

The voice processed by the output device is somewhat different from the real person's voice. Although it sounds about six or seven percent similar, Liu Mi can't be sure.

Just like when Liu Mi met Chu Xiaotang for the first time and asked him if he was the second uncle of the Tang family.If Chu Xiaotang denied it at that time, Liu Mi might only regard the same name and similar voice as a coincidence.

Chu Xiaotang arrived at the classroom belatedly, he opened his mouth to tell Chu Xiaotang what he had discovered, but unexpectedly Chu Xiaotang had an encounter with Fang Shenxing, and it is not difficult to know from Chu Xiaotang's mouth that the Intersection is not pleasant.

How could a clever teacher like Wan not recognize Chu Xiaotang?

Maybe Fang Shenxing is not Teacher Wan.Liu Mi dismissed this idea, but what happened afterwards has completely deviated from his expected range. In fact, there is one thing he didn't tell Chu Xiaotang about the conspiracy theory just now.Because it is not sure whether Fang Shenxing and Teacher Wan are the same person, if they say something wrong, it will be no ordinary oolong.

If Fang Shenxing is Teacher Wan, and Chu Xiaotang has such a big prejudice against Fang Shenxing, then there is an explanation for Fang Shenxing's behavior.

Isn't it the most common plot in novels that the black-bellied god kidnaps and tricks the idiot fan?

Looking at Chu Xiaotang who was very happily recording the live with Teacher Wan, Liu Mi decided to wait for him to find out the facts before telling Chu Xiaotang about this inference.

BBT is a game that doesn't require much brains. The only thing that requires brains is to find hidden gems and hidden levels.

With Teacher Wan, the backstabbing madman, Chu Xiaotang didn't even need to use his brains, it was enough for him and Teacher Wan to help each other one after the other and cheat his teammates.

It was probably because Chu Xiaotang was in a really bad mood today, he didn't say much when the recording was just made.

Fang Shenxing knew the reason for this, and wanted to tell Chu Xiaotang the truth, but felt that it was too easy for him to tell Chu Xiaotang of Nozuonodie so easily.

Another very important point is that Fang Shenxing is not fully sure that if Chu Xiaotang knows that the male god in his mind and the gentle scum in his mind are the same person, with Chu Xiaotang's elusive little head, Not sure how far to escape from then on.The ostrich mentality and so on, at first glance, it seems that Chu Xiaotang would have it.

Although he called Yan Yunshan just now and said that he would prepare a generous gift for him, he did not say that he would not be compensated for the broken computer.Fang Shenxing thought maliciously, since he contributed the money, then Chu Xiaotang should "contribute".It can not only change Chu Xiaotang's view of himself, but also prepare for the future.

"Tangtang, come and eat the gem." Fang Shenxing stood beside the green gem, he didn't eat it, and kept it for Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang didn't notice this at first, until he ate all the gems in several levels in a row, and then realized belatedly: "God, don't you eat a single gem?"

"Don't eat, you are in a bad mood today, I will give you food."

"Aww! I'm in a really good mood right now!"

"Really? That's good." Fang Shenxing's voice carried his unique deep smile, "After the BOSS is closed, I'll go out with me to scratch my head."

"Don't you smoke?" Chu Xiaotang asked, "Why don't you eat a few gems later."

"No, when I'm in a bad mood, just remember to leave the gems for me to eat."

"It will." Chu Xiaotang promised that he would keep this matter in mind.

Fang Shenxing smiled and said nothing, the two continued to play games.

Halfway through the map, a reminder that the golden hat appeared suddenly popped up in the center of the screen.

Anyone who has played BBT, or watched others play BBT, knows that there is a certain probability of the golden hat appearing.A golden hat is equal to ten green gems. The golden hat disappears when it encounters water. If the protagonist dies with the golden hat on his back, the golden hat will still stay at the place of death.

So, the golden hat is a good thing.

Chu Xiaotang's eyes glowed with gold, and he shouted excitedly: "Golden hat!"

"Go and eat." Time has entered the countdown, and Fang Shenxing did not expect the golden hat to appear at this time.Having already eaten all the gems and wool balls on the map, he entered the exit in no hurry, and stood near the exit, watching Chu Xiaotang go back to get the golden hat.

The countdown in the middle of the map is getting shorter and shorter, and it has entered a 20-second countdown.Fang Shenxing found that Chu Xiaotang made several mistakes in the operation. It was obviously the simplest jumping action, but he tried three times before jumping up.

"Don't worry, take your time." Fang Shenxing tried his best to help Chu Xiaotang stabilize his mood, hoping that he would not be too nervous.

The 20-second countdown turned into ten seconds, and Chu Xiaotang couldn't do it without being nervous: "Ah, there is not enough time, so hurry up."

Fang Shenxing comforted him: "It's a big deal to do it all over again."

"I don't know if there is a golden hat again." The more Chu Xiaotang said, the more pressure he put on himself. Seeing that he was already standing near the exit, a cat security guard jumped out of nowhere. , scratched the head of Chu Xiaotang's oil barrel into the small river with one paw.

The gleaming golden hat flickered a few times and then disappeared, Chu Xiaotang flickered a few times and then revived at the exit.

The golden hat was gone, Fang Shenxing got stuck in the entrance at the last second, and Chu Xiaotang followed closely.

Passed smoothly, but without the golden hat.

Chu Xiaotang scratched his hair in frustration: "My golden hat, my ten gems! It's killing me."

Fang Shenxing said: "Money is something outside of the body. If it is gone, there will be it."

"I watched him slip away from my hand, just a little bit." Chu Xiaotang was still immersed in the pain of losing the golden hat.

Fang Shenxing comforted him again: "What's the golden hat? It's enough for you to be fine. Why don't I play games with you? As long as I'm still with you, there will be opportunities to win countless golden hats in the future."

Chu Xiaotang was silent for a long time when he heard this sentence that looked like a confession.Fang Shenxing thought he didn't hear it after a long time, and said again: "Tangtang, did you hear me?"

"Understood." Chu Xiaotang came back to his senses, moved with tears in his eyes, "God, you are so right! We will keep recording." This way we can be together forever.Chu Xiaotang quietly added this sentence in his heart.

The haze of losing the golden hat was swept away, there was nothing more curative than the words of the male god, Chu Xiaotang happily continued to play BBT with Fang Shenxing.

There is no need to edit a small game like BBT, so after Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang finished playing, Fang Shenxing uploaded it directly to Station B, and then sent an updated Weibo to inform fans that Chu Xiaotang followed the original Weibo It is enough to retweet the blog.

The next morning when Chu Xiaotang came back from get out of class, the first thing he did was to open Station B to watch the barrage.

In less than twelve hours since it was posted last night, the barrage has already exceeded the upper limit of [-].

This issue of TAG is hotter than every previous issue.Chu Xiaotang's jaw was about to drop, and he couldn't help but admire the vast number of compatriots who were in B station.

TAG: Teacher Wan's confession, Tangtang fan's silence, loving wife and madness, loving you will spoil you to death, Wan Tang, good news for collectors, single dogs are not allowed.

Most of the people who watched the live broadcast of BBT followed Chu Xiaotang's Weibo.So when Teacher Wan said that Chu Xiaotang was in a bad mood, everyone thought of Chu Xiaotang's Weibo with only the words "heavy in debt".

So the bullet screen was surprisingly unified, and everyone was willing to donate money to Chu Xiaotang.

This surprised Chu Xiaotang, but warmed his heart at the same time. We are just people who don't know each other on the Internet. I didn't expect them to care about me so much.

As for things like the following in the barrage, Chu Xiaotang laughed it off.

Tangtang didn't cry, she stood up and masturbated.

Tangtang doesn’t masturbate, Teacher Wan will help you masturbate.

Chu Xiaotang thought, I want Teacher Wan to help me masturbate, is he willing?

There are also some bullet screens that focus on the confession, which agrees with Chu Xiaotang's views.

Teacher Wan is definitely confessing his love!

yooooooo as long as I'm with you ♂ together♂

Teacher Wan: Gods and horses are not as important as Tangtang!

Golden Hat: Please call me a little emotional catalyst expert.

The colorful barrages occupied the entire screen, and Chu Xiaotang couldn't help but smile knowingly when he saw everyone's reactions were hundreds of times stronger than his own.

Opening Weibo, Chu Xiaotang felt sweet, and uploaded some screenshots of everyone caring about him and wanting to transfer money to him on Weibo.

The second uncle of the Tang family V: Thank you for your concern, I have found a solution to the problem, and I don’t need you to donate money.If you really want to do something, go to station B and throw a few coins for me, thank you o(￣ε￣*)[Picture][Picture][Picture]

As soon as Chu Xiaotang posted this Weibo, the discussion group of the third sub-unit of the Integrity Guard let out a beep of joy.

Wonderful: I didn't even say that, thank you for caring that I'm with Teacher Wan, bad review!

Lonely Old Cucumber: Tangtang, you don’t know how to sell chrysanthemums, do you?

Fat Cixia: I just don’t have a face, Tangtang, you can’t be depraved w(Д)w

White Stupid Cat: How much is the big health care?

Black stupid dog: Stupid cat, you seem to understand it very well￢_￢

Chu Xiaotang looked at the messages sent by everyone dumbfounded, what kind of trouble is this kind of collective acquiescence to sell his body.

Chu Xiaotang sighed heavily, and helplessly clarified his morals in the discussion group.

The second uncle of the Tang family: How could I be as filthy as you said ヽ(≧≦)ノ

The second uncle of the Tang family: I owe money to others, but I have repaid it by acting as a model for him o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Fat man: =dish=

Lonely Old Cucumber: You still say that you are willing to degenerate, model!I took off my clothes while I was doing it =皮=

Wonderful: Are you worthy of Teacher Wan =皮=

White Stupid Cat: Excuse me =dish=

Black Stupid Dog: Models are the most insecure, Er Tang, don’t you read the news =皮=

Chu Xiaotang didn't care about being a model at first, but after listening to Liu Mi's analysis, he was very upset. Looking at the reactions of everyone in the discussion group today, he immediately put on an expression of "=炸=".

When Chu Xiaotang came to the art classroom the next day, he was already uneasy. He was afraid that the IOU he signed with Teacher Wan would become an unequal treaty. Not to mention that the debt was not paid off, but his innocence would also be tarnished. I'm really sorry, Mr. Wan.

God, what should I do?

Before the class bell rang, Chu Xiaotang stood at the door of the art classroom and wandered. Is it too late to repent?