God help me

Netizens on Weibo and Station B had the same reaction to the second cooperation between Teacher Wan and the second uncle of the Tang family as the first time. After all, this is the first time Teacher Wan has played this cute and simple game.

In the UPUP disturbing group, there was Teacher Wan himself in charge, and everyone dared not act presumptuously, so a pot exploded in the moral guards of the discussion group.

When the lonely old cucumber opened his mouth, it was his signature swearing.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Damn it!Tangtang, what kind of medicine did you give Teacher Wan to let him go into the sea!

The second uncle of the Tang family: What is going to the sea (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Lonely Old Cucumber: If you let the Great God play this kind of mentally handicapped game with you, you will be thrown into the sea!

Wonderful: go to the sea +1

White stupid cat: go into the sea +2

Black stupid dog: go into the sea +3

Fat man: go to the sea +4

The second uncle of the Tang family: No queuing is allowed!

Lonely Old Cucumber: Everyone's eyes are sharp, give me back my tall teacher Wan!

Fat Cixia: Return my aloof Teacher Wan!

White stupid cat: Give me back my unparalleled teacher Wan!

Wonderful: Return my unique teacher Wan!

Black Stupid Dog: Teacher Wan who returned my Gaoling Flower!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Teacher Wan is mine (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

While announcing the ownership, Chu Xiaotang got goosebumps from the adjectives of the discussion group members. He naturally thought of the author of Shuanglei, Mi Niu Dada, and then, he remembered the novel he had lost in Lvjiji Literature City.

I haven't watched it for a few days, so I don't know what everyone's reaction is.

Chu Xiaotang logged into the author's backstage, and was blinded by the number of favorites 222. What kind of broken number is this, it's really two.The system reminded him that he had an unread message, and when he clicked on it, it turned out to be from the editor of Green Chicken Chicken.

Sender: Edit Di Sanxian

The content of the letter: Girl, I see that you have a strange skeleton and a great writing talent. If you are willing to mix with me, please add Qiuqiu: 69691069

girl?It seems his gender was misidentified.

But that's not the point, the point is that someone wants to sign him!This is the rhythm of red.

Chu Xiaotang, a novice in the Internet literature world, naively thought that as long as someone signed him, he would become popular.In line with his popularity, this article will be seen by countless people, and it will be one step closer to his plan. Chu Xiaotang did not hesitate to use his own trumpet to add the editor Di Sanxian's Qiuqiu, and by the way Changed his nickname to his pseudonym.

Soon, Di Sanxian passed Chu Xiaotang's identity verification.

Editor's note: Girl! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !You finally added me Qiuqiu, I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, did you make it_(:з」∠)_

Chu Xiaotang was overwhelmed by a long exclamation point, so excited, it seems that this editor must be very optimistic about me!

Steamed Sea Bass: Hey, I'm sorry, I've been busy recently, so I didn't have time to serve the green chicken.

Editor Di Sanxian: It’s okay, my only cute real CP is Teacher Wan x the second uncle of Tang’s family!You complete me, I'm gonna sign it anyway, please OTZ

Steamed Sea Bass: Okay, but this article is about Mr. X Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family.

Edited Sanxian: Impossible!Although there are only two chapters, the offensive and defensive attributes are very obvious.

Steamed Sea Bass: How come, the domineering president is so likely to be affected.

Editor Di Sanxian: Speaking of this, if you are willing to mess with me, I mind if you change the name below.

Steamed sea bass: I am willing.

Steamed Sea Bass: Why the Name Change?

Editor Di Sanxian: That's great, I'll send you the contract right now, you print it out in duplicate, write it down and send it to me, and I'll pack it up and send it to you.

After Chu Xiaotang accepted the documents, he clicked on the contract, and there was a beeping sound from the computer, which was a message from the local delicacies.He roughly went through the contract before switching back to the ball interface to read the message from Sanxian.

Editor's note: First, Tangtang's aura is not domineering at all, and the title does not match the content. People who click in may be disappointed, and there is a feeling that the product is not right.

Editor Di Sanxian: Second, one of the popular writing styles of green dicks is abusive and plot-oriented, and the other is silly, sweet and cute writing. Yours is obviously the second type.

Editor Di Sanxian: Third, judging from the attributes of the pair of real CPs, Teacher Wan is more like a domineering president.

Teacher Wan is absolutely impossible to be a domineering president, he is a cowboy!

Chu Xiaotang yelled at the computer, but he couldn't say that to Sanxian.On the one hand, it exposed Teacher Wan's bad career, and on the other hand, he was afraid that if he said so, he would annoy the editor.If you disobey the editor casually, what will happen if you get blacklisted!

Who cares, a man can bend and stretch!

Steamed Sea Bass: Uh...seems to make sense.

Edit Di Sanxian: If you want to attract more readers and become popular, I suggest you change the title a little bit.

Steamed Sea Bass: Of course I want more readers to read the article.Do you have any good suggestions?

Di Sanxian looked at the steamed sea bass and asked his questions so quickly. He seemed to be a talkative person, probably the same as her writing style, a soft girl.

Editorial Sanxian: The silly, white and sweet CEO falls in love with a past star.

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Edit Di Sanxian: Why is it swollen, don’t you like this name 〒▽〒

Damn, I'm so stupid and sweet, I'm obviously a witty boy!

Chu Xiaotang was very depressed, but all problems should be left behind in front of Teacher Wan.

Steamed Sea Bass: Are you sure this name is more appealing than the one I got?

Edited Sanxian: OK.Green dicks are all domineering CEOs, and suddenly a silly, white and sweet CEO is of course attractive.And most celebrities are subject to it, so your literary star attack is also a gimmick.

Steamed Sea Bass: The Star Is Influenced by…

Editor Di Sanxian: Short oil, it’s easy to talk about attacking and receiving amazing horses, and the most important thing at present is to update the text, girl!How many days have you stopped?Fly ヽ（≧□≦）ノ

Edited Sanxian: More text!Update!

Editor Di Sanxian: Teacher Wan uploaded a new video, when will you update it.

Steamed Sea Bass: I'm going for it now.

Edited Sanxian: Let’s change the name of the article first>_

Steamed Sea Bass: OK Although I agree with the modification, I really think it's good for a domineering president to fall in love with an outdated star!

Three drops of sweat appeared on the forehead of the editor of Di Sanxian. Why did he feel so cute when he emphasized the name of the domineering president so solemnly?It's as cute as Tangtang.

Di Sanxian shook his head, it's impossible, how could the steamed sea bass look like Tangtang, the god-level cuteness like Tangtang is not something ordinary people can achieve.How could she be so lucky to sign such a person, she must be thinking too much.

A few minutes later, steamed sea bass: It's changed, and I'll send the contract tomorrow.

Editor Di Sanxian: Well, you go to register the address of the harem, and I can pass your verification when I receive it. Remember to apply for the list then.

Steamed Sea Bass: Huh?What do you mean, I don't quite understand.

Editor Di Sanxian: It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, I will teach you step by step later.Hurry up and code words, come on girl, the organization is optimistic about you~

Steamed Sea Bass: That... I'm a man.

Edited Sanxian: w(Д)w male?Fuck! ! ! !

Steamed Sea Bass: Uh...

Editing Three Fresh: Gay or Rotten?

Steamed Sea Bass: Gay.

Editor Di Sanxian: You are the first male author I signed!

Steamed Sea Bass: Wait, you mean that Mi Niu Da is a man?

Editor Di Sanxian: Ah, don't you know that Mi Niu Da is a man?He is the number one male author of our green dick, and he belongs to our editor-in-chief Tomato Scrambled Egg Tube.

Steamed Sea Bass: Now Knowing...

Edited Sanxian: If you know it, go to the code, and take the fans as your goal of surpassing, so you can't do it!

Steamed sea bass: dry batter┗|｀O′|┛

Edited by Di Sanxian: Help, the cute gay guy Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

Edit Di Sanxian: I feel more and more that I am not as cute as a gay guy TT