God help me

Teacher Wan's Weibo made Chu Xiaotang sleep well.

Putting on the battle robe, Chu Xiaotang took several photos in front of the mirror to ensure that he was well-groomed.Before going out, he checked his ID card and exam admission ticket, and after making sure that he had brought all of them, Chu Xiaotang left the house confidently and ran towards the re-examination site.

Chu Xiaotang came very early, not yet time to enter the waiting room.He stood in the corridor outside for a while, surrounded by classmates who came as early as him and entered the re-examination.

The temperature at the end of April has been warming up, maybe Chu Xiaotang's coat is too thick, maybe it's a little nervousness that makes him a little hot, and his face is hot.

Chu Xiaotang unzipped his clothes and stood by the window to blow the air.The cool breeze relieved the dryness and heat in his heart, but his face was still burning red.

Go to the toilet and wash your face, Chu Xiaotang didn't want to enter the examination room with a red face.

Chu Xiaotang turned around abruptly, just in time to collide with a classmate who rushed over in a hurry.

The classmate was holding breakfast in his hand, the fritters were knocked to the ground, and the soybean milk rushed towards Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang was a little slow to react and dodge, but most of the soy milk had already been spilled on his coat, leaving obvious marks.

"I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." The classmate hurriedly apologized, and took out a small pack of tissues from his pocket to help Chu Xiaotang wipe it.

Chu Xiaotang was not used to this, while dodging, he roared secretly: My battle robe!Why did I turn around suddenly, why didn't I look twice before turning around!

Chu Xiaotang was so depressed that he took the facial tissue handed over by that classmate and tried his best to wipe off the soy milk on his clothes.Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tried, the yellow stain of soy milk remained on his coat.

There is still some time before the exam starts, but it is too late to go home and change clothes.Chu Xiaotang was heartbroken, at worst, he would take off his jacket and go in with only his shirt on, but when he looked down, the shirt was also stained with some soybean milk.

Chu Xiaotang beat his chest and stamped his feet, hating himself for opening the zipper.Right now the vertical row of shirt buttons is strewn with soymilk, with his image, how can he see the interview teacher, just get a negative score and get fucked!

After preparing for the re-examination for so long, is it necessary to plant on a small portion of soy milk?

cannot!This must not be allowed to happen.

After making up his mind, Chu Xiaotang smashed the pot and went to the toilet to wash it up.

The entire second floor is the examination room, people come and go, and there are many people in the toilet, it is definitely not convenient to go there to clean.

Chu Xiaotang stood at the stairs and looked upstairs, and found no one there, so he decisively chose the toilet on the third floor.

The third floor was quiet, and there was no one in the toilet. Chu Xiaotang closed the door, and scored [-] points for his resilience.

Turning around, Chu Xiaotang went straight to the pool, and suddenly found a dryer beside the pool.Tried it by hand, the machine can be used normally.

Wood ha ha ha, God help me too!

I have overcome so many hardships one by one, and it seems that I will definitely pass this exam.

The area of ​​the external organs is too large and too thick, which is not only inconvenient to clean, but also takes too much time.Chu Xiaotang put his coat on the sink and began to unbutton his shirt.

The window of the toilet was open, and the cold wind was blowing in. Chu Xiaotang shivered. After taking off his shirt, he decided to close the window before washing.

With such a strong wind, his naked upper body would catch a cold within a few minutes.

Just as Chu Xiaotang took off his shirt in his hand and walked to the window with his upper body naked, there was a sound of opening the door at the other end of the toilet.

what happened?How could there be people on the third floor without an examination room?

Chu Xiaotang looked back in shock, and saw that the toilet door on the third floor was opened, and a man wearing glasses and well-dressed, about 30 years old, appeared at the door.

Seeing Xiaotang's appearance clearly, the man was obviously stunned.

In the early spring season, I saw a person walking around in the toilet with his upper body naked, and this person looked a lot like a student taking a re-examination.Anyone with this matter would be stunned.

Chu Xiaotang didn't realize this, he was uncomfortable with the man's staring eyes, and complained silently in his heart.

What are you looking at, I haven't seen anything from fresh boys!

Damn it, this person can't be a pervert.

Chu Xiaotang looked at the man's attire, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt a sense of familiarity. How could this man be so like the man in the suit and glasses who attacked his younger brother in "Infinite Escape"?

Once you think this way, your brain can't stop.In Mi Niu Da's "Hook Up, Hook Up", Han Xiao and Lin Aiwen got together in the toilet, so the toilet is really a very YD place!

People who often hang out at station B know this sentence-history is always surprisingly similar.

Suddenly, Chu Xiaotang rang the alarm. In the game, he was tricked by the man with glasses, but outside the game, would he be tricked by this man who looks exactly like the man with glasses?In the novel, Lin Aiwen is masturbated by Han Xiao, will he be pushed by this man outside the novel?

no!History must not be allowed to repeat itself.And this guy looks pretty normal.

Wait, is that really the case?

Chu Xiaotang peeked at the man, wanting to prove that maybe he was thinking too much, but...

Fuck, the way he looks at me is really abnormal, he must be a pervert, I want to run away!

What about the clothes, the retest is so important, what if there is no shirt?

In just a few tens of seconds, Chu Xiaotang's heart had already set off a turbulent sea.Based on the idea that this is a school and there are so many people downstairs, he didn't dare to do anything, Chu Xiaotang covered his chest with his clothes, walked to the sink under the watchful eyes of the man, turned on the faucet and cleaned it carefully Dirty place.

When I clean my shirt, I'll leave. Don't come in. If you dare to come in, I'll give you a bad face!

Just as Chu Xiaotang thought about it, the man who had been standing at the door for a long time walked in.

Damn, you really came in? !

Can I beat you, can I beat you, can I really beat you?

Chu Xiaotang yelled for himself, his legs trembled at the end of the shout, and his heart suddenly rose to his throat - I am a dead house who can't lift my shoulders or hands, and usually the combat value of perverts is very high, If he really attacked me, what should I do?

Fortunately, the man did not stop after passing by him, but went straight to the urinal.

Chu Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, but he soon became alert again.Maybe this is the enemy's interference policy, trying to attack me when I'm not prepared, just like the man with glasses in the game, who died and turned into a zombie to pit me and Teacher Wan, and finally threw us into the castle Lie bastard!

Chu Xiaotang speeded up the movements of his hands, washed the soy milk on the shirt, and quickly put it under the dryer to dry.While roasting, don't forget to stare at the man closely, watching his every move.

There must be something wrong with this man. If he really came to pee, why would he glance at me from time to time?It's easy for him to pee like this!

At this moment, Chu Xiaotang is not only Chu Xiaotang, he is also a famous detective.After his precise analysis and accurate speculation, 90.00% of the time after the man finished peeing, he would do it himself. Sure enough, the man walked straight towards him after peeing.

Fuck me, perverts are so rampant these days, can't they even cover it up?Why don't you come up with a sneak attack, so that you can directly hit the real man?

Chu Xiaotang touched the clothes, and it was [-]% dry, and the remaining [-]% ​​should be able to evaporate the water vapor with his body temperature.

Because Chu Xiaotang felt that the possibility of him not being able to beat this pervert was very low, and he still wanted to leave his precious first time to Teacher Wan, so he immediately made a plan, that is - run!

36 Walking is the best plan, I ran away, if you don't believe me, you still come to chase me.

Chu Xiaotang put on his shirt with lightning speed, turned around and walked out.He hadn't figured it out, but the man really caught up.Although Chu Xiaotang didn't turn his head back, he had already heard the perverted man's quickening footsteps, and his saying: "Student, wait a minute."

Wait for your sister!Am I not a fool, waiting to be destroyed by your hands? !die!Change!state!

By the way, why is this pervert's voice so familiar?

Chu Xiaotang just paused for a moment, and was soon skipped by him on the grounds that "the voices of all perverts are similar".

In order to make it more difficult for the perverted man to catch up, Chu Xiaotang slammed the toilet door behind him. He fled downstairs in a hurry, just in time for the candidates to enter the waiting room.

Oh also, for successfully getting rid of the pervert, Chu Xiaotang gave himself [-] points.

Walking into the classroom, Chu Xiaotang found that the coat had been left in the toilet upstairs.He thought, it's all dirty anyway, so it's useless to get it now, maybe that perverted man is still there waiting for him to throw himself into the trap, he will never be fooled, everything will be discussed after the exam.

The process of the re-examination went smoothly, Chu Xiaotang handled it with ease, and felt that he answered very well, and he was [-]% sure of passing the exam.

Coming out of the examination room, someone suddenly stopped Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang looked back and saw that it was a strange student who handed him the jacket he had left on the third floor and asked, "Excuse me, is this yours?"

"Ah! It's mine, thank you." Chu Xiaotang was debating whether to go up to get the clothes, but someone gave them to him, so lucky!This must be because of Teacher Wan's halo shining on him, after all, a male god can be a man with lucky E.

After leaving the examination room and getting rid of the interference of the shielding device, Chu Xiaotang took out his mobile phone and sent a Weibo.

The second uncle of the Tang family V: Although Teacher Wan had some unpleasant things before the exam, but overall he is quite good.Thank you, male god, come on, now my fuel tank is still full o(*￣3￣)o

After posting the Weibo, Chu Xiaotang went to the homepage of Teacher Wan's Weibo, and was going to reminisce about the Weibo where Teacher Wan told him to cheer up.

As soon as he refreshed, Chu Xiaotang saw that after he fell asleep last night, Teacher Wan updated another Weibo.

This is a microblog automatically sent by Teacher Wan after pressing the share button on Station B.The purpose is to remind fans that he uploaded a new live broadcast, and what he uploaded was the live broadcast of "Infinite Escape" that he played with Chu Xiaotang not long ago.

Teacher Wan: "Infinite Escape" with the second uncle of the Tang family part1 Halloween Horror Night UP Master: Teacher Wan [link]

Lonely Old Cucumber V: derful white stupid cat V black stupid dog V fat man V lean on lean on lean on!

Handsome and unrestrained Jin Xiaobao: Teacher Wan actually collaborated with someone, and the partner is still the second uncle? !I am more and more convinced that a certain audio on the homepage was not cut out, but recorded directly, with a deep face.

Pang Da who loves to eat bamboo: Reply after reading it, Tangtang can’t be sweeter, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cool and tyrannical Tang Xiaoguo: Help, when I heard Tangtang shouting "God help me", I felt like he was saying "God, fuck me!" So shy and shy (*/ω＼*)

Kings and kings are true love: You are not alone

The tiger sniffs the little daisy lightly: the king and the king are true love, you are not two people

……

Stirring the foundation: From today on, you will be cute Wantang, you are not six thousand five hundred and eighty three people

Depend on!At that time, I was scared to death. I subconsciously called for help in such a frightening environment. Why was it misinterpreted by you?

Chu Xiaotang couldn't understand the thinking of these queuing people, but the fact that so many people supported him and Teacher Wan as CP was enough to make him happy for a long time.

Chu Xiaotang held the phone and laughed hohohohoho—I want all players to know that Teacher Wan is mine!

As for Teacher Wan, of course he still had to pretend to be filled with righteous indignation, expressing that his relationship with him was just that of a pure fan and a male god.

La Fontaine's fable tells us that the whistling north wind will not make people take off their heavy coats, but the gentle south wind will make pedestrians undress.If you want to deal with Teacher Wan, you can't fight hard, and the way to do it slowly is king.