God help me

As soon as Chu Xiaotang landed on Qiuqiu, he was surprised by the number of messages prompted by the UPUP disturbing group.

Station B, BILIBILI, also known as Bilibili, is an ACG-related barrage video sharing website in mainland China.Of course, this is the official statement. In the eyes of most people, the more appropriate explanation of station B is the largest gay dating website in my country, which is approved by CCGV!

Chu Xiaotang, the second uncle of Majiatang’s family, a newly popular UP master in the game section of station B, who loves live mini games, became famous for recording the Iwanna series of games, and is known as the famous grandma who shakes M at station B (UP=upload, grandma =UP master = the person who uploaded the video).

The UPUP disturbing group is an interactive group for the UP owners of the game section of station B. This group of game geeks, except for scumbag games, just gag in the group and have nothing to do.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I'll go, 999+ messages, you chatterers!

As soon as the group leader, Old Cucumber, saw him online, he immediately left Fuzai who was having a good chat with him.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Tangtang, I have good news for you!

Fat Cixia: Tangtang loves to read this link!have!shock!happiness!

Clicking the mouse is much easier than typing, so Chu Xiaotang chose to open the link without hesitation.

This is the video link of Station B. As we all know, Chu Xiaotang is a fan of Teacher Wan, but Chu Xiaotang has watched at least ten times any game commentary recorded by Teacher Wan!

Everyone in the group knew this, so they would share with Chu Xiaotang immediately what was related to Teacher Wan.

Chu Xiaotang thought that Teacher Wan had updated the game commentary video, so he clicked on it and glanced at the title, and found that something was wrong.

Teacher Wan x the second uncle of the Tang family, no entry under the age of 18, please wear headphones to watch over the age of 18.

Teacher Wan, the master of station B's up master, most of his works are live teaching games, and his operation skills are well-known all over the world, and he doesn't talk much about his recording style.

Chu Xiaotang is a fan of Teacher Wan, and it was also because of Teacher Wan that he recorded the live broadcast at station B.Although he is only good at some small games, when he thinks of uploading videos on the same website and the same section as the male god, it feels like touching the male god's ass, which is cool (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Chu Xiaotang, who has been at station B for many years, of course knows the various meanings of the "X", but what does the "X" between his and Teacher Wan's names mean?He has never interacted with a male god, what is the meaning of this video?

Full of curiosity and a little bit of excitement, Chu Xiaotang pressed the play button.

Turning on the video, Chu Xiaotang heard his own voice first.

"Baby, come here~"

Several bullet screens floated by:

Fuck it, coming up is high energy!

The second uncle can't be Gong, I don't believe it!

The background of the video is full of light pink love hearts, his lines are directly below the screen, and the subtitles are red.

Chu Xiaotang remembered that this was what he said in a small game he recorded a few days ago. What is this UP master doing?

Before Chu Xiaotang came to be curious, he heard a voice that lifted his spirits.

"Don't go."

Although there were only three words, and the voice was cold and without much emotion, Chu Xiaotang could tell right away that it was Teacher Wan's voice!

Teacher Wan's lines appeared at the top of the screen in blue.

At this time, all kinds of colorful bullet screens suddenly occupied the entire screen: I knew that Wan Tang had an affair since ancient times when Red and Blue came out with CP.

What follows are all conversations between the two of them. The material is intercepted from the live video of the two of them. They obviously don't match each other. When they match together, it is quite unexpected and makes people daydream again and again.

Not only Chu Xiaotang himself, but even the gay friends at station B were stung by this audio, and sent barrages like crazy.

Chu Xiaotang was dizzy because the barrage was too thick, so he decisively closed the barrage, and continued to listen and look down.

Chu Xiaotang laughed meanly: "Little boy, if you don't come here, I'll come~"

Teacher Wan's voice raised a bit, and there was a slight threat in his words: "How dare you!"

"Bahahahaha, there is nothing in this world that I dare not do." Chu Xiaotang just finished speaking domineeringly, followed by a cry of astonishment, "Hey? Hey hey? Why can't I move? gone?"

Now Teacher Wan smiled: "Hey, I told you not to come here. If you didn't listen, it's too late to regret it now."

Chu Xiaotang yelled in horror: "Help!"

Teacher Wan said, "Don't make noise, everyone in the building can hear you."

There was a rustling sound from the stereo, and without pictures, it was enough for people to make up some favorite scenes of undressing.

After a few conversations, Chu Xiaotang yelled: "Ah! Don't touch there!"

"You can't touch this place? Then here it is. Well, it's here, I'll get in."

"Ahhh!" Chu Xiaotang's heart-piercing cry startled him, "Get out!"

Teacher Wan said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, everyone has come in, what are you going to do?"

"Are you human?" Chu Xiaotang roared, "Damn it, it's too big, take it easy!"

"is this OK?"

"almost."

There was temptation in Teacher Wan's gentle voice: "Is that so?"

Chu Xiaotang said angrily: "Have you eaten yet? Use your strength!"

"Wait for regrets."

As soon as the words fell, Chu Xiaotang begged for mercy, and the two exchanged a few words again.Suddenly the background went dark, and two people gasped from the speaker, and it was hard to tell who it was. Chu Xiaotang blushed when he heard it, and couldn't help but look at Xiao Tangtang below, and warned: You have to hold on!

The panting sound became more and more rapid, and I don't know how the person who edited the video did it, the breathing was so fast that even Chu Xiaotang couldn't help but call 110 to call the police and say "the police uncle is this person", rough The panting finally ended, and he jumped back to the conversation.

Chu Xiaotang scolded: "Damn, beast!"

Teacher Wan replied with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment."

Chu Xiaotang snorted arrogantly: "I hate it, I will ignore you."

Teacher Wan's attitude immediately softened, and he said dotingly, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, good boy, I will show mercy next time."

In the two-minute-long video, from foreplay to climax, there is no one missing, and the whole H drama has a plot, interaction and meat.

The TAG below the video has long been marked by the majority of netizens.

TAG: porn|erotic male anchor, insane, true love, welfare of Wantang party, Jiao♂ panting, good Wantang, blue sky above Wantang party

Who is the pornographic male anchor, bastard!I'm obviously a UP master who is so upright that I can't be more upright!

The mouth is spitting, but the body is very honest.Chu Xiaotang opened the barrage without hesitation, with a look of nympho, and followed the barrage again.

Ahhh, my nosebleed! ! !

Typing with both hands to show innocence

Teacher Wan is so black-bellied, the second uncle is so flirtatious, he deserves to be killed!

Fuck, I have already made up a 1M meat article

Hand over the meat text above, we can still be friends

Listen to Shigeng...

I knew that the second uncle could not be Gong

Chu Xiaotang was overwhelmed by the screen-full barrage, and he agreed with several of them, except for the one that deserved to be killed and the one that he was sure he was the one to suffer.

Hmph, why can’t I do gong╭(╯^╰)╮

Chu Xiaotang listened to it three times in a row, the more he listened to it, the more he liked it, he clicked everything, and switched to the UPUP group.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Damn it, who cut it off, it's amazing!Guiqiu download address (☆＿☆)

Teacher Wan: ...

Wan, Teacher Wan? !

Damn, is this my male god Teacher Wan?

Liang Xiaotang rubbed his eyes, and poked open the person's personal information with strong disbelief.The avatar is a man wearing glasses and wearing a white shirt. This was drawn by a fan of Teacher Wan, and this is the same avatar that Teacher Wan uses at Station B.

After carefully studying the personal information, and confirming that it must and must not be the COS of the people in the group, Chu Xiaotang's whole body is not well.

For the first time, he privately poked the old cucumber in the small window who had the permission to put people into the group.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Why is my male god in the group! ! ! !Didn't you tell me he wasn't in the group?Liar! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The lonely old cucumber who was shocked by Chu Xiaotang's row of exclamation points: ...

Lonely old cucumber: You scroll up the chat history.

Chu Xiaotang nestled the mouse and swipe up, and then saw a few lines of words under the message sent by Fat Cixia.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Teacher Wan joined our group this morning, welcome~(≧▽≦)/~

Teacher Wan: Hello everyone ^_^

Wonderful: living God w(Д)w

Fat Cixia: My God, is it the deity?

Teacher Wan: Yes.

Black stupid dog: Tang Tang, the second uncle of the Tang family, come and see your god!

White Stupid Cat: Teacher Wan, don't click on the link sent by Pang Cixia!

Hey, hey, damn stupid cat, didn't you make it clear to tell Teacher Wan to click on the link, so that we can open the door to the new world as soon as possible?What a sinister intention!

Anyone who likes to browse the game section of station B knows that Teacher Wan is a mysterious UP host, who does not join groups, does not mix circles, and does not reply to comments on station B.No one knows his Qiuqiu number. The only thing he can communicate with the outside world is Weibo, but his Weibo is also very mysterious. Apart from notifying everyone of a new uploaded video, he almost never updates anything else.

Possess superb operating skills, but behave in such a low-key and mysterious manner. This alone has attracted a large number of fans.

Why is such a mysterious Teacher Wan in the group?And what is particularly unfortunate is why such a video appeared at this time.

Chu Xiaotang stared blankly at the dialog box, blinking.

Damn, it must be the wrong way for me to open UPUP to disturb the group today!

Putting his hands on the computer desk, Chu Xiaotang frantically rubbed his hair. In order to calm himself down, he pulled out three hairs in one go, and gradually returned to normal amidst the pain.

But so what?

Take a look, take a look, what he said just now!Is there any image left?

In order to hide his attributes of being the ultimate idiot fan, in order to save his precarious image, Chu Xiaotang came up with a coup in desperation.

The second uncle of the Tang family: My sister used my computer just now, what happened?