Picking up a fool to farm

The days of opening a restaurant in the capital are a hundred times busier than those in the county. Yan Chenyi gets up early and goes to bed late every day, as if he has to live with the pots and pans in the kitchen, which makes Sibo very dissatisfied.

very dissatisfied.

He was so dissatisfied that when Sibo was chopping ribs with a kitchen knife, he chopped the cutting board into four pieces...

"You're here to make trouble, right?" Yan Chenyi came over with a new cutting board, and raised his eyelids to look at the pouting man.

"Chenchen, you are biased. Now you spend more time facing these pork, beef, and mutton than me every day. It's not that you don't have a cook. What are you doing in the kitchen every day as a boss?" Sibo raised his knife and dropped it. With a bang, the big pig bone was shattered, and the cutting board below was also shattered.

"Cao Sibo! Get out!" Yan Chenyi was completely irritable, pointing at the kitchen door and yelling.

Sibo pouted, feeling aggrieved.

The other cooks and little cooks in the kitchen covered their mouths and turned around to snicker, thinking that the prince really made them blind, his temper was really like that of a child.

Guang lay on the side of the door and looked in, seeing Sibo pursing his mouth in displeasure, blinked, raised his hand and beckoned, "Master!"

Sibo turned to look at him, with a cold face, "What are you doing?!"

"Uh... Come here, I have something to see you." Guang You waved.

In the past few years, Guang and the others have also made a lot of friends with Sibo. They used to be afraid, but now they would joke a few words from time to time. Sibo didn't care, but felt that they were much closer.

Throwing the kitchen knife on the case, Sibo turned his head to look at Yan Chenyi with a stern face, curled his lips, "Then I'm out?"

"Go, go, come back after dinner at night, don't make trouble for me." Yan Chenyi felt that he was really the same as the first two at the moment, and fortunately he bought a batch of cutting boards a while ago, otherwise he would have nothing Things are chopped.

Why did you buy a batch of cutting boards?Because Sibo has done this more than once.

"What's the matter, I have to help Chenchen chop the ribs." Standing outside the kitchen, Sibo raised his hands and picked his ears impatiently.

"Something happened in the palace." Guang came over mysteriously, with a low voice, "Lu Zi just came to look for me and said that something happened to the emperor."

Sibo blinked, startled, "Have you been injured by the assassin?"

"Uh... it should be considered injured, right?" Touching his chin and smacking his lips, Guang looked around unnaturally, and lowered his voice, "The emperor injured that place."

"Where?" Sibo really didn't think about it for a while. After all, he was his own brother, so he was very anxious. Seeing Guang's unspeakable awkwardness, Sibo became even more irritable. Ah, where did it hurt!"

"Uh...□." Guang squeezed out two words from his throat.

Sibo was stunned for a moment, and his face became very bitter, he couldn't help but be angry, "Did he sit on the tip of the knife?"

"No, cough, then what, master, you can go into the palace and have a look, the emperor is losing his temper right now." Guang curled his lips, "Just now Lu Zi said that the emperor has sent out evil spirits, this... master?"

It took Sibo a while to understand what happened to his brother, did he meet a grass picker in his relationship?

"I'll be entering the palace in a while, go get busy." With a wave of his hand, Sibo turned and went back to the kitchen, he had to tell Chenchen.

……

In the palace, the emperor's bedroom, Cao Yi was lying on the bed with a pale face, and his brows were full of hostility.

"People! You are all dead, let people come to my bedroom in the middle of the night to assassinate!" To the outside, he only said that the assassin hurt his butt, but to the inside...Cao Yi has no face to face people.

"Your Majesty, the lord is here." The manager, the father-in-law, walked over in small steps and said in a low voice with his head bowed.

Cao Yi froze and waved his hands, "I don't see you, I don't see anyone."

"You all go out." Sibo didn't care if he was making trouble again, he raised his hand, and there were only a few people waiting in the palace, and he retreated immediately after hearing his words.

Cao Yi watched with cold eyes, curled his lips, turned his head and changed the direction to lie on his stomach, not looking at Sibo who was walking over.

"Brother?" Sibo sat on the edge of the bed and raised his hand to pat his butt.

"Hiss, can you be gentle!" Cao Yi almost jumped up, and turned to look at him sadly, "I'm already like this and you still bully me."

Sibo was a little dizzy, why did his brother get twisted after being raped once?

"Have you seen who it is?" It stands to reason that there are many masters inside and outside the palace, it is impossible for an assassin to come in and take care of the emperor at will.

Cao Yi didn't know how to answer when he heard this question, he could only grit his teeth, "I want to publish the imperial list, if I don't catch him and torture him to death, I won't be able to get rid of my hatred!"

"So you know who it is? Is it the little snitch you've been chasing?" Sibo saw a cup of soup not far away, got up, picked it up, smelled it, and brought it back, "Do you want to drink it? Bird’s nest and ginseng, if you don’t want to drink it, I will.”

"Drink!" Cao Yi snorted and sat up propped up, but the corners of his mouth were twisted, "It hurts to death!"

"It's like this for the first time, you must not cooperate, otherwise it will be comfortable." Sibo handed him the soup cup with a sneer, "Do you want me to bring you some lubricating ointment for backup? In case you are stolen again at night fragrant."

Cao Yi was so angry that he really wanted to lift his feet and kick him, but his legs were so weak that he couldn't lift them up at all.

"Why don't you go out of the palace with me? So that you won't be tossed again at night." Sibo stroked his chin, and suddenly found that his brother seemed to be quite good-looking.

Cao Yi waved his hand and sighed, "I'm not going, I'm busy these days, I'm fine, you can go back."

Sibo raised his eyebrows, stood up and said: "If you have something to do, send someone to find me. You can handle the matter with that little snitch yourself."

"..." Cao Yi pursed his lips and stopped talking.

Sibo walked forward, and there was another person in the bedroom behind him, a man in a black robe.

"Yo, I thought you couldn't get out of bed." The man leaned over and lifted Cao Yi's chin frivolously, and kissed the corner of his mouth.

Cao Yi was trembling with anger, raised his hand and slapped the soup cup on the man, angrily said: "Get out, I don't want to see you."

"Oh, oh, what you said makes me sad. After all, we are also married for a day, right? Besides, you took all the soup and water from me, how can I see people?" He stretched out his hand to wet He took off his robe and threw it aside, turned on the couch, and pressed it on Cao Yi, "Hey, my lord, why don't we exercise again?"

Cao Yi's body trembled, his face turned pale.

Isn't this called "If you don't die, you won't die?"