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There is a kind of catastrophe specially designed to experience the suffering of all beings.This kind of catastrophe must be experienced by every god, and it is indispensable.

As long as I have memories from the East, I was a fish, the kind of fish that is very free and can spit bubbles everywhere. He eats aquatic plants, small invisible creatures, and snails at the bottom of the pond. He has no natural enemies and does not grab food. The enemy of the fish, the memory of the fish can last for one to several years, so he clearly remembers that after he thought he would be so leisurely and leisurely forever, he swallowed a piece of dough that smelled delicious, and then... was... Got it!

"Finally caught a fish!" A child who looked no more than 13 years old patted Dongfang's belly when he was struggling out of the water, then took out a knife, looked "it" up and down, and said very apologetically: "Nan No Amitabha... I want you to die for my own selfish desires, I can't help you, but... I will recite the mantra for you!" He said, and began to recite the mantra compassionately.

So, under the bath of the mantra of rebirth, Dongfang was sent to the west in this way.

The biological chain is a law of nature. Dongfang was reincarnated as a fish, and he was destined to be eaten. Dongfang Weibai didn't hold much grudges after recovering his memory, but he also knew that if he met that kid again in the future, it would not make him feel good. When he recited the rebirth mantra, he thought he would be let go, but in the end he killed him while chanting the rebirth mantra!

The second time he joined the WTO, Dongfang Weibai did not intentionally turn into a fish. In this life, his fate is to experience the pain of being in boiling water. Generally, he enters the WTO to become a turtle, or a cat, and then bumps into some dark thoughts Those who look at the pain of food or improve the quality of food.The fate of other gods is similar.

As long as you have experienced all the pain in the world, you don't have to go through this kind of calamity again-unless you can't pass other calamities and you will be punished by God.

Then, Dongfang not only turned into a fish, but was also caught by the same person!The reincarnation of the mortal world has not yet passed, the boy has grown into a young man, 20 years old, with a sincere smile, he mentioned Dongfang to the restaurant, and specially ordered the kitchen to make it smell very fishy.

The young man obviously wanted to "entertain" others, and even obviously wanted to do something with the smell of fish.The cook is a black-hearted person. Dongfang was reincarnated not as a catfish. It has scales, so it doesn’t need to be boiled alive. If it smells fishy, ​​it’s fine as long as it’s not seasoned. But because of his own sadism and laziness, he just put Dongfang in Boiling in water, not killing, not removing the gills, not removing the internal organs, not removing the fishy smell, when it is cooked and served on a plate, even the young people can't help being stunned by the finished product, and Dongfang has returned to the God Realm.

Falling into the hands of the same person twice, it would be nonsense to say that gods don’t hold grudges, Dongfang Weibai’s thoughts on that mortal were quite vicious, thinking about how to change his fate to be reincarnated. For thousands of lives, fish should be disembowelled or even boiled alive. In the third life, after Dongfang became a fish again and was caught by him, he firmly believed in this idea. .

"Alas..." The young man who was a few years older grabbed it and sighed, "I killed a fish in the past, I caused it to be boiled alive, and I swore from then on that I would never make them suffer when I caught wild game, even for a short time. I don’t want pain before my death, so… I’m sorry!”

Dongfang felt dizzy for a while, and went to Xitian without even feeling the pain.

This feud has grown! ! ! (o#゜曲゜)o

Dongfang Weibai didn't realize the painstaking efforts of the young man at all. He was murdered by the same person for three lifetimes. He only wanted to wait for his turn to go through all the calamities before going to the mortal world to seek revenge on his reincarnation! !

Among the four gods in the south, east, west, and north, Dongfang Weibai can make a puppet as a human body. As long as he enters the puppet and adds his own blood, he can enter the world without reincarnation. Among all the gods, Yu Jiang has the most temperament like Xu Yan, while Dongfang Weibai Bai's strategy is most similar to Xu Yan's.

Xu Yan had fooled Jiang Yu for so many years with his gentle appearance, Dongfang Weibai naturally wanted to surpass him when he became a teacher this time.

A thousand years later, Dongfang Weibai incarnates as Xia Qiguan and easily finds the child who was reborn as Wu Zeyi.

The Wu family is a big family in Bianjing. Some ancestors practiced Taoism and ascended to immortality. Wu Zeyi was very obsessed with Taoism and determined to be a Taoist priest, killing demons and demons, and helping justice.

After Dongfang found out, he did what he liked, and set himself up as a wandering Taoist priest, and accepted Wu Zeyi as his apprentice.After teaching a little Taoism, he fooled him to go to a place where there are many demons and ghosts.

Wu Zeyi almost lost her life the first time she slayed demons and demons. Fortunately, she was lucky, because the magic weapon left by the ancestors of the Wu family survived, and ran back covered in blood, with burns or scars on her body. When she saw Dongfang, she hugged him and cried loudly on the spot.Fell into his arms and fell asleep.

Dongfang Weibai had never been very close to him because of his purpose before, but at this moment he was suddenly thrown into his arms, although it didn't make him feel mixed.But I couldn't help but feel a little bit guilty. To Wu Zeyi, it was really an innocent disaster. It is natural for mortals to catch fish and game, and he believes in himself so much...

However, it is impossible to say that he will soften his heart in this way.The long survival of the gods has already made their blood cold and hard to boil, recalling the experience of being caught and killed several times.Dongfang Weibai continued to trick people into killing some monsters that he couldn't kill at all.

Every time Wu Zeyi was framed into the demon's lair, she would save herself from danger and come back covered in blood. Wu Zeyi didn't doubt her master at all, and would cry loudly in Dongfang Weibai's arms and hug him to sleep when she felt hurt and wronged. That's fine, this makes Dongfang Weibai very strange, could it be that...Wu Zeyi's fate can be so high, and his heart can be so pure?

He went to check the book of life and death in the ghost world, and Dongfang Weibai found out that Wu Zeyi was actually a good person in the ten generations. Such a person has a high fortune, and he is destined to live a peaceful and happy life without knowing the passing years.

So Dongfang started to do it himself, turned into a demon, and threatened Wu Zeyi, saying that he would throw Wu Zeyi into the snake pile to taste the bite.Biting a body by ten thousand snakes is no more painful than boiling it alive. After all, the teeth of snakes are not very big, but human beings are naturally afraid of snakes. Wu Zeyi cried out in fright, so she kept calling Dongfang Weibai.

Dongfang Weibai, who originally wanted to throw him down and bite him, changed his mind once his heart softened. Since then, the moments of soft-heartedness have become more and more frequent, and the time when Wu Zeyi was injured has become shorter and shorter, and he has become closer to him.While playing a good master, Dongfang Weibai couldn't help but want to sigh, he came here for revenge, but in the end... he fell on an enemy.

Going back to the God Realm will definitely make you laugh. _(:з)∠)_

Well, never mind, anyway, if you fall in love, you will fall in love, whether he is a mortal or not?

Ten thousand years later, in 2000 years, Wu Zeyi was reincarnated and became Fu Yi. Dongfang went down to the mortal world, accepted him as a disciple, and named him Ze Yi, looking for the magic weapon of chaos, and tried to temper Fu Yi's soul and bring him back to life. Go to God Realm...

Fu Yi blinked and said in a daze, "Master, what do you mean, we were lovers a long time ago?"

Dongfang Weibai's face was neither red nor heartbeat, and he said softly and indifferently: "Yes."

The gods watching: "←←"

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