Jalang

Wei Gongqing wrote a poem.

A poem that made an impression on him.

He almost remembered it after seeing it. He didn't have much interest in the poems and songs of the ancients, but this poem is really special...

Pistol poetry.

He vaguely remembered that it was in the 46th year of Qianlong's edition of "Xiao Lin Guang Ji", and it seemed that there was another name called Shou Zuo Wife.

Seeing the clean and neat font on the paper, Wei Gongqing lamented the progress of his calligraphy, and felt that it was really interesting for this poem to appear in this form.

He was amused, and the young servant stood in front of him when he looked up, his contemptuous eyes seemed to regard Wei Gongqing as a silver thief who was thinking about it...

Wei Gongqing pursed his lips, quickly stopped his smile, and said thank you when he handed over the paper in his hand.

The boy didn't even look at it, and put it in a stack of papers with a flick of his hand. Judging from his many years of experience, generally those who smile lewdly here can only think about it. Those who are really capable and wealthy, They are all hidden.

The boy sent these poems into the boat with his experience, and after about half an hour, the results came out.

When he appeared in front of Wei Gongqing with a stunned expression, Wei Gongqing was also stunned.

He is ready to go.

But I also want to see what the chosen person looks like.

This time the competition is literary talent, he really doesn't want to describe it as a beast in clothes...

Fortunately, he didn't say that, otherwise it would be tantamount to scolding himself.

The boy invited him in.

Under the envious and jealous eyes, Wei Gongqing coughed forcefully.

He really didn't expect it, and he didn't even hope that he could go in.

Isn't this comparing literary talents?

Why do the girls in it have the same, um, unique taste?

Anyway, he was chosen.

There are a few other people besides him. Unfortunately, he missed the 'clothed beast' that he wanted to see together.

He got into the flower boat in the middle.

As soon as the curtain was lifted, I could smell a good smell, which is a smell that only a woman's house can have.

Rouge, floral, and feminine.

female……

Wei Gongqing shook his head, was he deeply influenced by the passing away?

Actually used this adjective.

When shaking his head, he glanced at a pot of flowers in the corner from the corner of his eye. This flower boat is a veritable boat full of flowers, but some flowers cannot be placed outside in the cold winter, so these flowers are all inside the boat.

Leaning on the outermost are a few pots of frost beauties.

Seeing this Wei Gongqing frowned fiercely.

That damn memory sucks.

The night in the cave, the crazy gardener, he had shadow on the flower.

Shuangmei, he can't stand this thing...

Looks like tonight is destined to be an 'unforgettable' night.

I hope those girls with unique tastes will not be too 'special'...

Wei Gongqing coughed again, the one waiting for him inside should not be that whiny and strong 'Nezha'...

If so, he must have died a miserable death.

Wei Gongqing was amused by his own thoughts again, there is no restraint, people relax, and the mood is different, Wei Gongqing feels that he has a unique sense of humor now.

Under the guidance of the servant, he entered the flower boat, but he was not in a bad mood. Even if he met a girl who was big and thick, he was not afraid of being forced. Even if he had no strength, the opponent couldn't do anything to him with his skill alone.

But having said that, ever since he started traveling, he has learned about Da Huan's customs, tasted local delicacies, and even tried some little-known things, but he forgot the most important thing...

He really had never visited a brothel, and he didn't think of any women.

As a man, in fact, women should be the first priority compared to traveling in mountains and rivers...

No matter where you go, women are essential.

But he didn't think of it at all...

His thinking habits have also developed in strange places.

And this time things also went in a strange direction.

When the last curtain was lifted, what he saw was not a beautiful face and a rough body, but a group of girls...

They sat casually in front of the table, discussing something in a low voice. When the curtain was lifted, everyone looked over, and then there was a burst of laughter.

Wei Gongqing was dumbfounded by the laughter.

What's the situation with these delicate smiles, these trembling girls...

Even the madam was laughing.

Who can tell him what is so funny?

After laughing for a round, someone wiped away their tears and looked over, but Gongqing heard her say, you are very interesting or something, he didn't hear clearly, because as soon as the girl finished speaking, she was laughing to the rhythm of death again, and the others even laughed. I have the urge to smash the table.

But it can be seen that the girls here are very well-behaved. Although they laugh hard, they always cover their mouths with handkerchiefs, and the exposed eyes are gone.

Wei Gongqing stood there in a daze. How long has he been in contact with creatures like women? Have they evolved after this incident with the evil spirit beads?

For ordinary people, this kind of battle would have scared them away, or there would be other reactions, but Gongqing didn't move, and calmly waited until they finished laughing.

"So, girls, can you give me an explanation, what's so ridiculous about this?" Wei Gongqing took a look at his attire, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, let alone showing his face. There are pictures of rice grains or strange things sticking to it.

Where is the joke?

Wei Gongqing's calm attitude made the girls restrain themselves. The girl in the middle of the table wiped away her tears and held up a piece of paper. This was the reason for their laughter.

They met all kinds of people in this romantic place, the elegant, the ruffian, the rich, the rich, the rich, the literary, the literary, and the literary, but they came here for the same purpose, It is to find the smile of a warm, fragrant and soft jade woman.

In today's poems, some are pretending to be elegant, some are full of hints between the lines, and some are simply vulgar and unsightly.

But Gongqing really made a group of people laugh.

Be honest and straightforward, but not vulgar.

He can also express his anguish and helplessness.

"So I discussed it with you sisters. Seeing that your life is so... um... bleak..."

This adjective made the girls laugh again, but it wasn't the big laugh just now, only a few of them didn't hold back.

The girl continued.

"We feel distressed looking at it. Show us the content of this poem and let us experience it in person. If you are really pitiful, then the girls here, you can choose whatever you want. These days, these boats, you Just go."

Wei Gongqing coughed dryly, he was a little embarrassed.

"That, isn't it good?"

"What's wrong?" the girl asked back, she smiled lowly, "It's just your usual appearance, we have to see if what you said is true..."

He didn't think about getting on the boat at first, and the poem was written for fun, but he didn't expect him to take it seriously.

Forget about this 'show', he doesn't have that talent for acting.

Although Wei Gongqing was calm, this scene was also a bit embarrassing. His appearance made the girls laugh again. Some people booed him to hurry up, some asked him if he needed help, and some asked him why he was embarrassed, otherwise they would all Hide behind the curtain.

The ability of women to boo is not inferior to that of men at all, on the contrary, it is even worse.

Just when Wei Gongqing really felt extremely embarrassed, the girls let him go.

The guests over there have already been invited to board the boat, and they have no time to continue teasing here. The old bustard yelled at the girl to get up, and the beauties who were all over the place walked around in front of the mirror, looked at their makeup and were ready to go out.

But before leaving, they pushed a girl in front of Wei Gongqing.

Another burst of laughter.

The two were crowded together by the crowd, their shoulders were next to each other, and they were tightly squeezed.

"Little brother, let your 'wife' be left out in the cold for a few days and let her stay with you well, maybe you like it, and you will divorce your 'main wife' tomorrow, and stay here and don't intend to leave. "

Someone also pushed and shoved the girl, teasingly said, "You have to take care of her, otherwise she will go to find a 'principal wife', it depends on you."

Wei Gongqing blushed with embarrassment, and the girl was also blushing and embarrassed to look up.

Amidst a series of laughter, they were pushed back and forth, but they were all close to each other, getting tighter and tighter. In the end, only Gongqing was forced to hug him, and the girls laughed and left.

In this room, there are only two of them left...