The whole world thinks I'm inscrutable

Not long after the year, the population of the capital has not yet fully returned to the usual large number, and some foreigners are rushing here one after another. Xia Jun ran back to the capital from Quanzhuang to go to work as if fleeing.

The reason was that his mother forced him into marriage at home, told him to find a girlfriend quickly, and asked him if he really liked Ke Shao'an, so much that no one would look down on him.

"I told my mother that you already had a boyfriend, but my mother guarded me even more tightly, saying that you should not think that you have a chance just because Shaochen is crooked... I almost collapsed!"

He complained to Ke Shaoan with grief and indignation: "Why don't I have a girlfriend!!"

Ke Shao took no notice of him, and coldly expressed his disdain to talk to single dogs.

"It's Valentine's Day, but I don't even have a lover! Is this how people live?!"

Ke Shaochen sneered: "There is no one dead in the family, do we have to go to great lengths to kill two before the Ching Ming Festival? If not, it's fine!"

Xia Jun and Ke Shao protested righteously: "It seems that it has nothing to do with you! Do you know who is to blame for my failure to get a girlfriend? It's you! It's all your fault! I have been Being misunderstood, even being misunderstood in high school, I have been gay for more than ten years for no reason!"

Otherwise, how could a good young man like him in the new century be single until today!It's unbelievable, okay? !

Ke Shao was extremely disgusted: "If people mistakenly think that you are chasing me, my reputation is really insulted, okay?"

"How is it an insult? You have to feel honored!" Xia Jun said solemnly: "In my life, my mother accounts for [-]%, you account for [-]%, and all other things add up to barely [-]%."

"What disgusting weight do you have?" Ke Shaoan was so soaked that his mouth was drawn into a line, he shook his body, expelled that feeling from his brain, and said, "You deserve it because you can't find a girlfriend."

Seeing that he was about to arrive at the company, Xia Jun chatted with Ke Shao'an, and at the same time saw that the group of people in front looked familiar. After a closer look, he couldn't help saying: "Eh? Isn't that an employee of our company? Where are they doing?"

Ke Shaoan raised his eyes to look over there, and saw a group of monsters surrounding a flower boy who was selling flowers with flowers in his hands, talking to each other.

A monster said stupidly: "What is a rose? Can it be eaten?"

The flower boy's face turned green, and he stammered, "Yes, you should be able to eat it, right?"

A monster next to him said: "Idiot, I don't even know this, roses are given to people I like!"

"A person you like?" The monster said frankly, "I like our boss."

"I would also like."

"Me too."

Xia Jun looked at the monsters in the distance with surprise, and poked Ke Shaoan who was standing at the corner with his elbow: "Hey, did you hear that? They said they like you!"

Ke Shaochen made a gesture of impatience arrogantly, and said, "Why did you drag me here?"

Still doing this kind of eavesdropping thing.

Xia Jun gossiped: "Don't you want to hear who they like? Look, I heard it. Tsk tsk tsk, I can't tell, you are quite popular."

Ke Shaochen: "The liking they said is different from your liking, which is full of yellow waste."

Xia Jun: "I know! Hey, wait a minute, you also know they like you?"

He laughed and said: "Well, the popularity is quite high! That's great."

Ke Shao said disgusted with his mouth, but his expression was still unconsciously smiling.

"Think they have a conscience."

Several people took out their mobile phones and began to scan the code to pay: "Give me a rose."

"I want two."

"I have two too."

The flower girl looked dreamily at a group of people buying roses for the same person, shocked by the fact that this group of "rivals in love" lived in harmony, collected money honestly, and made a fortune silently.

Then Ke Shaochen was in Xia Jun's expression of "Why are you going out and watching a show with me", he was too lazy to continue playing, and walked out directly.

A group of people suddenly shouted in surprise: "—Boss!"

The flower girl looked back and found that the legendary "beauty boss" that everyone was vying for was actually a man. His shocked face instantly turned into a frightened face, and he felt that he had opened the door to a new world.

Xia Jun walked out and happily bought a rose plant. One is to help other people's children work and study, and the other is to use this rose as a "talisman", hoping that he can hand it over to his partner in the new year.

After buying it, he didn't know why he showed off to Ke Shaochen. Ke Shaochen rolled his eyes at him, looked at the delicate and beautiful flowers, and had some ideas.

Open the link, find the flower spot with the highest rating, and plan to order a bouquet of flowers for Yin Sijin.

"——I want to buy flowers, the kind to give to my lover. Don't be vulgar, but elegant. The other party doesn't like ordinary things with high taste. The price is not a problem. Send them to me this afternoon..."

The flower girl looked at Ke Shao'an tremblingly, and then turned to a group of monsters, shouting frantically in her heart: Aren't you jealous! ! !

As a result, a group of people seemed to have turned a deaf ear to it, and followed Ke Shao'an, who was imposing, harmoniously, surrounded him like followers, and walked towards the company together.

Flower girl: "..."

The world is so crazy.

When she came back to her senses, she saw a blond boy with a cold face all over his body, wearing a black peaked cap, and dressed in an unusual fashion, hurried past, and hurriedly shouted: "Uncle, Uncle, it's Valentine's Day, buy a flower for your girlfriend." Roses!"

Wang Qiong stopped - when he heard someone talking to him, he always listened carefully and thought carefully before answering.

Of course, whether the complexion is good-looking, whether the tone and appearance will scare people is another matter.

Wang Qiong is very sensitive to the word "uncle", corrected: "It's brother."

The new-age children who have just opened the door to the new world have very good adaptability. She said, "Uncle, uncle, buy a flower for brother!"

Wang Qiong: "..."

The flower girl nodded desperately at Wang Qiong, expressing her friendliness and approval with her eyes: "Don't care about age and gender, just boldly tell the other party what you think in your heart!"

In the end, I was forced to sell two flowers over.

"In pairs." The flower girl said shrewdly and earnestly: "Everyone buys two flowers as gifts!"

Wang Qiong: "..."

I bought two flowers for no reason. Wang Qiong, who never liked the fragrance of flowers, went upstairs holding her nose, and casually threw the "bomb" on the desk of Xia Jun who was closest to the door. I left without returning.

Xia Jun, who had just returned from getting a vase to fetch water, stood at the door and witnessed all this: "????"

He walked to the desk with a vase in his hand, picked up two flowers with a puzzled expression on his face.A few monsters in the nearby office came over with a gossiping face, whispering to Xia Jun as if they were about to say something secret.

"Rose is for the person you like, Wang Qiong, he, hi, like, you!"

Xia Jun suddenly frightened face: "????!!!!!!"

Looking down in disbelief at the roses that he had carefully packed in a glass bottle as a talisman, he thought to himself that the effect of this flower is too powerful, and that it would be lucky just after buying it?

Then, I was terrified by my own thoughts and shivered, desperately thinking to myself: I am straight, I am straight, I am straight.

I was misunderstood miserably because of Ke Shaochen before, but now I must get a girlfriend to prove my innocence! !

When Xia Jun lamented his fate, a group of monsters hid in Xia Jun, a place where humans could not hear, chatting at one go.

"Didn't the relationship between humans and monsters be very harmonious thousands of years ago? How could this be?" A monster said: "Obviously we have such a good relationship with Xia Jun, why can't humans and monsters coexist peacefully?"

"That was in the past." A more knowledgeable monster said: "When the passage between the human world and the demon world was just opened, monsters thought that humans were a kind of food that was easy to catch, with thin skin and tender meat, and no fighting power at all, so they ran away Come to the world to catch humans and eat them."

The monsters covered their mouths one after another, as if they were listening to a ghost story, they listened in fear, and said, "No way! They actually eat people?! Then what happened next?"

"Later, a group of human beings capable of Taoism appeared in the world, and they fought with our ancestors." The monster said, "It was a terrible fight, eh, anyway, both sides were seriously injured, and the leader of the human race died. Our two kings—I mean the kings from the era of the Six Great Clans—were seriously injured, and the entrance of the passage was also sealed by the formation formed by that human being, and it was not opened again until today, 1000 years later."

"How did you know this?"

The monster said: "Don't you know? Didn't the king set up a library in his territory, filled with the books left by humans back then?"

"It's too hard to see what's in it. I didn't look at it."

"I am from the countryside, and I have never been to Wang Yuxia's territory."

A monster asked nervously: "You said that today, thousands of years later, the passage will open again, and the human world and the demon world will be connected again. Humans and us will not fight again, right?"

"Yes, yes, I don't want to fight with humans. I always thought that humans are the king's favorite race in the demon world, but unfortunately they are extinct. Now I finally see them, so I don't want to hurt them!"

"And didn't Master Ke say that we are not allowed to hurt people?"

"That's right, don't we get along well with humans now?"

"That's because we are working under Ke Shao, and we are lucky." The knowledgeable monster said: "Because Ke Shao accepted us, we can live in peace in the world, and Ke Shao will help us when we are in trouble." Solve it. But what if we don't meet Ke Shao?"

The monster looked at the thoughtful expressions of all the monsters, and continued: "Without Mr. Ke, without the company, what would happen to us? Just look at the monsters who were caught and brought back by Mr. Ke these days. Are there still few monsters who found out that they were shot wounded and almost couldn’t be saved? Are there still few monsters who ran rampage across the road and were crushed half of their legs by cars inadvertently? Hungry stomachs can’t eat anything, and they are unkempt in the world. You know where to go, down-and-out youkai, I think more than half of us used to be like this!"

So everyone said with emotion: "Yes, fortunately we have Ke Shao."

"If it weren't for Young Master Ke, how would we live in this world?"

As soon as the words fell, the familiar Ke Shao'an cursed suddenly came from a distance, the voice was so loud that a group of monsters shivered and trembled in response.

"Model? Statue? Your ability to move is your only advantage! You dare to play dead with me - even if you go to see the door, it's useless!"

The monsters whispered one after another: "Who caused trouble again?"

"Why do I feel that Ke Shao's aura is getting stronger and stronger..."

Ke Shaoan scolded loudly: "That kind of thing, you can hire a special effects artist who costs [-] cents to do it! You look at your face, what can you do? You also shoot fairy tales and special effects movies, I think you can shoot ghosts It’s almost as scary as a movie!”

Speaking of making a movie, three beating voices with almost the same voice line sounded one after another. All the monsters are familiar with this tone, because he is the troublemaker vanguard in the company, second only to Zhang Yilai, although he is rarely seen. , but there are many big and small things, coming to the company every now and then to make Ke Shaoan angry.

Sure enough, Ke Shaoan didn't pause for long and immediately yelled, "Shut up the scum wholesale department!"

"Master Ke's venomous tongue is getting more and more serious day by day, but it's so touching, I can't stop~"

"I feel like I can eat three more bowls of rice today~"

"Tell me a little more~oh~"

Accompanied by a heavy blunt sound and a long cry of ecstasy, there was finally silence over there.

Everyone hid in the corner and tightened their necks, timidly said: "It should not be dead..."

"They can make money for Ke Shao, they should just be knocked out."

So all the monsters who were still saying good things about Ke Shao'an just now suddenly changed their tone and began to sigh.

"Ke Shao is good at everything, but he is too fierce."

"When he got angry, the momentum was really terrifying."

As the words fell, a sharp-eyed monster suddenly saw the dejected Bu Dao passing by the teahouse, and hurriedly greeted him, "Brother Bu!"

Seeing that a group of people were there, Bu Dao came over and said, "What are you doing here?"

"Let's chat!" A monster said, "It's just about why Ke Shao is so fierce."

Hearing this, Bu Dao let out another long, uncontrollable sigh, the voice was resentful, and the listener couldn't help feeling anxious and sympathetic.

"Brother Bu, what's wrong with you? Did Young Master Ke ask you to do something again?"

Bu Dao nodded, couldn't help sighing again, and said, "Actually, I always thought that the master coveted me."

The monsters looked shocked: "What? Ke Shao wants to eat you?"

Bu Dao nodded and said, "Look, what is the name my master gave me, 'Bu Dao'. What does Bu mean? Divination. Where is the island? Doesn't it look like my turtle shell? Time divination is divination with turtle shells, every time the master calls my name, I always feel that he wants to peel off my shell, eh..."

All the monsters nodded one after another, with expressions of approval, and said with a thrilling expression: "It makes sense..."

"I had a dream last night." Speaking of this, Bu Dao had a gloomy and sad face, unable to look back and said: "It's terrible."

"What dream?" The monsters asked nervously.

"The master asked me to find him a ring, but I haven't found it for three days. When I think of the way the master has looked at me these two days, I feel that my life is about to be lost." Bu Dao has been busy for several days, even when he was dreaming, he was still searching tirelessly.He said: "I dreamed that I went back to my house and was resting in the water. Suddenly, an iron ring fell into the river and I picked it up. So I took three rings, floated to the surface of the water, and asked the people on the shore. Master, 'Did you lose this gold ring, or this silver ring, or this iron ring'."

A monster next to him quickly raised his hand and said positively: "I know, I know, I know! Teacher, I can answer this question! This is a well-known fairy tale in the world. Young Master Ke should answer honestly, saying it is an iron ring!"

Bu Dao sighed, and said, "I also think the master should answer this way, but the master is an ordinary person, he told me directly that what he lost was the most precious gold ring."

The monsters all sighed with regret, and said regretfully: "Then it's a wrong choice, isn't it impossible to get the ring?"

Bu Dao burst into tears, and sobbed, "It's just that I can't get the ring!"

"what happened again?"

Bu Dao hid his face sadly: "I told my master, you are dishonest, and I will confiscate all three rings."

Even though it was a story in a dream, all the monsters were still amazed. Kuabu Dao did a great job and gave Bu Dao a thumbs up: "You are so brave, you are our idol!"

Bu Dao said in grief and indignation: "Courage! Then I realized that the moment I finished saying this, suddenly a bowl of fragrant sea turtle soup was placed on the master's table, and there were three bowls beside the bowl. ring……"

The subordinates turned pale in shock and shouted loudly: "Omen dream! This must be an omen dream!!"

"Brother Bu, you must be careful, the master must be planning to do this, so I told you in the dream in advance! If you can't find the ring, you will be ruined!"

"Yes, yes, I heard that powerful monsters can predict the future in their dreams. You must be careful."

Outside the tea room, the big monster Yin Sijin happened to pass by: "..."

He backed out from the corridor next to the tea room thoughtfully, and found Ke Shao'an in the office who was carefully reviewing the documents after the lecture.

Ke Shaochen raised his head, and Yin Sijin, who had nothing in his hand, smiled and said, "Aren't you going to fetch water?"

Yin Sijin said: "The employees in the company seem to be afraid of you."

Ke Shaochen: "That's right."

"It doesn't seem appropriate." Yin Sijin persuaded, "I think it's better for you to get in touch with everyone."

He lived too lonely in the demon world, everyone respected him, feared him, and feared him, so he could only stay in the palace all day playing piano music, watering flowers and enjoying the moon.The days are boring.

He didn't want Ke Shao'an to become another him.

Ke Shaochen snorted unhappily, and secretly murmured in his heart: Why.But he still listened carefully to Yin Sijin's words, nodded and said, "Okay."

As if to prove that Ke Shao’an’s words were really insincere, a monster tremblingly pushed the door and walked in. It looked like he had done something wrong with a guilty conscience, and he came to Ke Shao’an to apologize or ask for help. .

The corners of Ke Shaochen's mouth hung down subconsciously, his eyes sank, and the overwhelming power just like this attacked the monsters overwhelmingly.

Monster: "Oh!"

Yin Sijin glanced at Ke Shaoan, Ke Shaoan noticed Yin Sijin's eyes, coughed lightly, immediately changed his face, and said calmly, "What's the matter?"

The monster knew that he was doomed today, and his voice was like a mosquito, trembling with nervousness: "Just now there was a human being who was catching a bus, but he couldn't catch up after running for a long time. Where did he call 'wait for me'? I think the bus has already left , that person should not be able to catch up, so I grabbed his arm and wanted to help throw him on the roof of the bus..." It was about ten meters away...

The screams and stares of the surrounding humans startled him, thinking that he had done something wrong, so——

"So I ran over in a hurry, climbed on the bus and dragged the person off again. As a result, even the people on the bus started yelling, and I took a video and posted it on the Internet. Now the group of people is around our company. looking for me everywhere..."

Ke Shaochen: "..."

Normally, when the monster's voice fell to the ground, Ke Shao'an would have already started to curse, but now Yin Sijin was standing beside him, telling him to "be better at his opponent", so he couldn't make up his mind for a while. Should he be light-hearted, or even soft-spoken?With an indifferent and sullen face, he stared at the monster inexplicably, thinking.

Who knew that monster didn't know what he had made up in his head, the more Ke Shaoan remained silent, the more frightened he was, his body was shaken into sieves, and suddenly he broke down and let out a "wow", apologizing to Ke Shaoan repeatedly, Said that he "knew he was wrong", "willing to accept the punishment", "I'm sorry, Mr. Ke, I'm sorry, everyone is sorry for my motherland", and then turned around and ran away in tears, smearing oil on the soles of his feet and running away.

Ke Shaochen, who didn't say a word from the beginning to the end: "..."

He looked at Yin Sijin innocently, and said, "I'm really just organizing my words, thinking about how to speak more tactfully."

Yin Sijin: "..."

Yin Sijin: "Well..."

Time passed by like this, and soon it was noon.

Ke Shaoan returned home, changed his clothes, rolled up his sleeves vigorously, opened the refrigerator, and planned to show off his skills, cooking a table of delicious meals for Yin Sijin and Ke Jingyang.

As soon as the door opened, Ke Shaochen was a little dumbfounded looking at the inexplicably empty refrigerator.

——He obviously prepared a lot of ingredients yesterday, thinking that he would cook a sumptuous meal to please Yin Sijin on this good day today, what's going on?

Who would dare to steal in his home?Have you eaten bear heart and leopard gall? !

Next to him, Yang Yang held the tablet, pointed at the professor in a suit, and asked Ke Shaoan: "Father, what do you mean by financing? What this uncle said is too complicated, I didn't understand it."

Yin Sijin still hadn't forgotten the idea of ​​persuading Ke Shao'an to get along with everyone, and stood at the kitchen door and said to Ke Shao'an, "Since the last New Year's Eve dinner, we haven't had dinner with anyone in the company."

Ke Shaochen: "..."

He sighed, scratched his hair, and said: "Okay, I see, you go back to the room and sit for a while, and I will ask them to come over and eat together later."

Yin Sijin smiled slightly, raised his finger, and the ingredients that disappeared inexplicably appeared again inexplicably.

But Ke Shaoan closed the freezers with his backhand. He didn't even think about preparing meals for everyone except Yin Sijin and Ke Jingyang. He habitually hugged Ke Jingyang, who was almost as high as Ke Shaoan's elbow In his arms, he said: "I don't know what financing means? Dad told you, just watch."

"Uh-huh!"

Ke Shaoan turned around and unbuttoned his apron, picked up the phone with his right hand, Dama Jindao sat on the sofa neatly, and started to make a phone call.

"Hello? Bu Dao? I'm having dinner at my house at noon. You go and call everyone over. Also, you ask the chef to cook for me, ask Yilai to go to the supermarket to buy drinks and drinks, and ask Xia Jun to pick some ingredients and come over. Wang Qiong goes..." After carefully counting all the things needed for a meal from the beginning to the end, Ke Shaoan finally ordered Ke Jingyang: "Yangyang goes to the kitchen and puts away all the bowls, chopsticks and tableware that everyone needs at noon. put it out."

"Good dad." Ke Jingyang put down the tablet, and went to work obediently and obediently.

When he filled the entire table neatly with dishes and chopsticks, and walked up to Ke Shaoan again, Ke Shaoan looked at his phone and said to Ke Jingyang, "Look, this is called financing."

Ke Jingyang thought about it carefully and suddenly realized.

"I understand."

The lunch from the "financing" was quickly ready, and a group of people sat on the big dining table in Ke Shao'an's house, chatting and laughing.

The half-dog demon Ke Jingyang, who is a hybrid of human and demon, doesn't like eating vegetables very much. Every time he sees them, he wrinkles his nose and swallows them with gritted teeth under Ke Shao'an's gaze.This time, Ke Shaoan was sitting in the main seat, with his employees on both sides. Ke Jingyang and Yin Sijin were sitting slightly to the side. Taking advantage of Ke Shaoan's inattention, Ke Jingyang sent all the vegetables in the bowl to Yin Sijin bowl.

Yin Sijin looked at him helplessly.

Ke Shao'an's eyes were like a torch, and he was not fooled by Ke Jingyang's little trick at all, and said, "Yangyang."

Those two simple words made the child froze from screaming.

He turned his head, and said to Ke Shaoan pretending to be stupid: "Father likes to eat vegetarian food, so I made him his favorite dish."

Ke Shaochen glanced at him, and said in a leisurely tone, "Okay, since you gave your father the dish you least like to eat, then let your father take his favorite dish for you to eat. Then you have nothing to say."

Seeing Ke Jingyang's broken eyes instantly, Yin Sijin shook his head dumbfounded.

The smile on the corner of Ke Shaochen's mouth turned cold instantly: "Yi Lai, get him a bowl of green vegetables, and he is not allowed to leave the table until he finishes eating."

Zhang Yilai took orders while eating wildly: "Okay~"

Ke Jingyang cried and said: "Sister Yilai, please don't pinch less...I'll help you mop the floor at the company later."

——Because he always offends Ke Shaochen, Zhang Yilai's main job in the company now is to mop and clean the entire company's 20-storey floors twice a day.

Zhang Yilai whispered to him secretly: "No problem."