Miss Port Mafia Online Green Slaughter

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Except for Nakahara, who has lost his memory, he doesn't know the role of Dazai Osamu's only skill "Disqualification in the World" besides his face. D and Jiu Lanshu, who first read the script when they came to this world, are the only two who know—— Disqualification in the world has no effect on Zhong Yezhong's abilities.

As for the jerk...

Emmm, isn't it too embarrassing for you to expect a natural stay-at-home person to think and plan something?So our good baby, Hong Jiaodong, waited on time until 9 o'clock in the bedtime, took a bath and went to bed.

He didn't even know that his own fiancee was being killed by two big bad wolves... No, the two villains planned to tear off Chuya's gauze so that Chuya could fall in love with him at a glance.

As the saying goes, everything is ready and only owes the east wind, and the two big villains are gearing up to calculate how to accurately and naturally bring people into their clutches... no, in their arms.

*****

The darkened sky is full of twinkling stars, like a piece of black swan meat, only the part close to the moon is slightly blue, which is very beautiful.

There is always peace of mind at night.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took out several boxes of clothes and trousers brought by the eldest sister and put them in the closet one by one. When he closed his hands, he touched the fabric and thought casually, "It feels good, I like it." He opened the tag and took a look. :

Lots of zeros.

The brand name at the beginning of M, according to this price, even if you lose your memory, you can still think that this should be a big brand.As expected of Big Sister Hongye, several boxes of famous brands were thrown at her as soon as she made a move.

Thinking of the elder sister, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but think of what the elder sister said with a bright smile when she told them that she was going to attend the reception tomorrow.

- "You guys have a good rest today, and tomorrow you will be in high spirits to attend the welcome banquet. As for me now, I need to have a good meeting with an interesting little guy."

Zhong Yuanzhong also guessed who the "interesting little guy" that Big Sister Hongye was talking about was secretly wondering if this would be his big brother in the future.But at that time, everyone showed clear eyes, except for him and Daida who looked at people seriously with a blank face from the beginning to the end.

Could it be that the whole world knows that Sister Hongye has a partner, but I am the only one who doesn't know? ?

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the famous brands, and for some reason, he immediately imagined that Hongye's sister was wearing black super sunglasses and a domineering suit and lifted her finger. "Buy all the clothes in this store and give them to my baby to change into one every day. My man does not allow duplicate clothes." Then the picture of the big brother Xiao Niaoyiren holding the arm of the big sister Hongye and stomping coquettishly.

"........."

Zhong Yuanzhong also wiped his face expressionlessly.

When I think of Sister Hongye having a partner, I really can only think of this picture... Yes, after all, Sister Hongye is gentle and domineering, but with all due respect: even if he loses his memory and doesn't remember the past, he can't imagine it at all Miss Hongye looks like a small bird.

That's just horrible!

Zhong Yuanzhong also refused to think about things that were impossible at all. He bent down and picked up the empty box, crushed it with one hand, then rolled it into a ball without taking up space, and threw it into the trash can.

Just after all this was done, there was a knock on the door at the right time.

- "Button."

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and glanced in the direction of the door, and reached out to close the open wardrobe.He walked slowly and opened the door: outside was a tall, thin young man with ear-length short hair wearing a silk cheongsam, even if he couldn't see his face clearly, he could feel his undeniable elegance.

If it is said that Jiu Lanshu conveyed the noble king's demeanor, this person has more elegance in it, weakening his strong part.

Nakahara Chuya still had his hand on the doorknob, not intending to ask anyone to come in. "do what?"

"Here." D didn't seem to see Zhongyuan Zhongye's indifference at all, and lifted the cooked plain noodles with a smile. "Chuya hasn't eaten yet, I'll give you something to eat next."

-chuya~ I'll eat it for you~ Don't you like it the most~

There was nothing wrong with this sentence, but the problem was that Nakahara Chuya's immature voice floated out of his mind in a sweet and soft tone.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at D holding the noodles expressionlessly. The innocent and beautiful boy blinked his golden and purple eyes, and raised his hand holding the noodles.

"Chung Ye?"

"Thank you, I don't want to eat." Nakahara Chuya said ruthlessly and closed the door. "See you tomorrow."

- "Boom!"

D looked at the closed door in astonishment, blinked in confusion, looked at the door and then at the steaming hot noodles in his hand.

Does Zhong Ye have any shadow on eating noodles?That's why there's such a big rejection?What a good plan this was originally: please eat noodles = soak the gauze with steam = take it off if you feel uncomfortable.

Then you can see yourself!What a subtle way, what went wrong!It shouldn't be!

*****

D was in a dazed stage, the door of Jiu Lanshu's room was opened, and Jiu Lanshu, who had changed his clothes into a home shirt and trousers, walked out from inside.The elegant and noble ancestor of the vampire understood the situation as soon as he stood in front of Chuya with his face upright.

Jiu Lanshu: "Rejected? Really happy to hear."

"In this way, the ancestor of the vampire has a solution?" D curled his lips and snorted coldly. Today, he was too lazy to argue with Jiu Lanshu gently, and walked to the side with the noodles to let Zhongye's door out. "You you on the line."

"It's not impossible."

With a smile on the corner of Jiu Lanshu's lips, he stepped forward and knocked on Zhongye's door, suppressing his already gentle voice to be extremely gentle. "Zhongye."

"I don't eat noodles! Don't knock on my door, I don't want to eat anything down there!!!"

Now it's all right, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know what kind of stimulation he found, and he didn't even want to open the door.

"..." Jiu Lanshu's gentle smile froze at the corners of his lips, and he could imagine the sneer in D's old fox's smiling eyes without turning his head.A real man has to face the ridicule and Waterloo head-on, Jiu Lanshu calmed down and turned around to find a step calmly——

Before he had time to speak, Earl D stepped on his feet kindly and painfully with a sincere and beautiful smile.

"All the awesome vampire kings have been rejected, and it's really difficult for us to attack. So it doesn't seem so unacceptable for me, the little old undead count, to be rejected?"

"........."

This time, he directly changed from the ancestor of the vampire to the king, obviously looking for a sense of superiority in him.This thousand-year-old immortal is indeed evil in nature.

Nike, who had been huddling around to watch the fun, shook the tip of his tail, and was extremely happy to watch: Sure enough, the happiest thing in the world is to see his omnipotent master being deflated.

May I ask how many human beings in the world can make the ancestor of the vampire speechless?May I ask how many human beings in the world can please the ancestors of vampires and still be labeled as cold asses?

No!

It's so frustrating!

Cough cough, although it is said that the guy who dares to ridicule and dare to reject the master is not considered a human being.

But this does not prevent him from being very happy!

However, it turns out that watching the excitement is risky, especially if you put on a schadenfreude gesture in front of the not-so-beautiful boss, you will be hated by the boss and then be bullied severely.By the time Nike discovered this, it was too late.

"...Jiu Lanshu. Brother D." Nike: "Don't look at me with such eyes, I'm a bit square, really."

"Jiulanshu." D spread out his hands with a smile, and the plain noodles prepared for Zhongye floated in the air without any ripples. "Speaking of which, this pet in your family can control mental power?"

Jiu Lanshu raised his eyelids to look at him indifferently. "Are you interested in using your abilities to make Chuya like you?"

His implication is not lacking in sarcasm: they are not ordinary people or they are strong among non-human beings, and relying on their own abilities to make the other party like themselves is too inferior.Jiu Lanshu is disdainful.

In the same way, he would certainly think that D, who was not weaker than him from the beginning, did not choose to use his ability to make Zhong like him at the first time, so he would disdain to do so, that would be too boring up.

Therefore, regarding D's intention of proposing this sentence, he glanced at it.

"Don't get me wrong." D smiled lightly and waved his hands. "Of course I won't use this method. Now I just think of a fun one."

"what."

"Now there is a person who is trying to invade the interior of the villa by climbing the water pipe, and wants to climb to Zhongye's room. You should also feel it." D smiled and pressed his index finger on his lips to make a "shh" gesture. "Rather than fighting for Zhongye here, let's have some fun."

"........."

Mamba Snake: I suddenly have a bad feeling! !

"Wait, I do have the ability to control other people's mental power. But Zhong Ye's ability, willpower and reflex conditions are also very good, he will definitely find out!"

"I can't find it now." Jiu Lanshu lowered his eyes, long and curly eyelashes covering his reddish-brown pupils. "He is now in a state of disorder, which happens to be a good time for a mental attack."

"........."

Jiu Lanshu, why did you sing with your rival in love!When did your bad interest and D become exactly the same!

"Don't slander me from the bottom of your heart." Jiu Lanshu glanced at Nike indifferently, his brown-red pupils without emotion were thin and empty. "And we are not asking you to shoot in the center."

...Wait, when did Jiu Lanshu and D have a harmonious relationship using the word "we"?

Is my Nike gone, or are you insane? ? ?

D's free hands are wrapped around his chest, his smile is bright and beautiful, full of evil calculations: "My idea is to let some dishonest children see with their own eyes the person who should belong to them, and fall in love with others~ and it's still me I pushed it out with my own hands. Surely such a result will make the guy who is calm and self-reliant count as exhausted, annoyed to death, right?"

The more D talked, the smile seemed to overflow from his eyes.

Terrible, indeed terrible.Compared to blatantly revealing one's feelings, it is more terrifying to spit black mud from a person with a smile on his face and a gentle tone.

The scariest thing is that there is more than one of this type!

Whether it's the two black mud standing in front of you with elegant smiles and gentle tone, or the black mud that the climbing pipe is trying to invade into the villa, they all belong to the same brand.

Mamba is deeply aware of his pitiful situation: If he is not aware of current affairs today, he may not even be able to see the moon in the next hour!

Is he an incompetent little snake who bowed his head to the dark forces in order to survive?

Yes, he is!

The mamba recognized its situation and shamelessly shook its tail, and asked shamelessly, "So brother D, master, what do you want me to do? I can do anything!"

As long as he can live, there is nothing he can't do, believe me! !

*****

Yue Hei Feng Gao climbed the wall Yue, Dazai Osamu asked Ango to inquire about clichés, and dragged out Akutagawa Ryunosuke who had been blacklisted for hundreds of years by betraying his appearance, and finally got Nakaya's current address.

-Nakaya-kun?Osamu Dazai, among others, Mr. Ya is living well by himself, what do you want others to do?He managed to wait until you defected, and on the day he escaped from your clutches, he even opened a bottle of expensive red wine... What is it called Bai Tu? Seeing his happy face makes me feel sad, can't you let others go!

Nonsence!

What is scourge, can Ango speak?It should be an honor to be found by the owner for a dog!When he left back then, Zhong also drove the Petus to celebrate?No, no, he wouldn't admit it, it must have been deliberately put on by Chuya to cover up his sadness and sorrow!

May I ask which stray dog ​​abandoned by its owner would drink red wine to celebrate?

He doesn't care, just pretending to be happy, but in fact, when his back is turned to everyone, he tears his face every day, and sleeps with his clothes in his arms every day! !

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and labeled Ango's heartbroken expression as "Because Chuya is especially envious and jealous of himself who has been away for two years", recalling the words that Sister Hongye said to him with a gentle smile in Chuya's former villa , He sneered bitterly again.

There was a gloomy light in the beautiful iris-colored peach blossom eyes, and every time I thought about it, I couldn't help but feel resentful.

- Chuya is now amnesiac and deserves a fresh start.

New beginning?Don't be kidding, chuya is chuya, as long as he lives, it will be his dog! !Always have to be led by a wise and mighty master, who deserves to be bullied!

- Dazai-kun, are you angry?

-you misunderstood.I'm telling you not to get angry too early~ because the main event hasn't come yet.You know that Chuya has the ability of 'falling in love with the first person you see when you open your eyes', but Dazai-kun's news is not very well-informed.

-Looks like Dazai-kun thought of it too.Zhong Yezhong's ability can only be dispelled within 15 days... Of course, if you fall in love with someone else during this period, it will be interesting.

-In order for them to be close to the water, I specially arranged for them to live with Chuya, Dazai-kun, you are so good at guessing, why don't you guess for me who Chuya will see first?

Sure enough, no matter when I think back to Hongye-san's words, it makes me angry.If it was Mr. Mori who came, he would only match himself and Zhongye... No, he didn't want to go back to Hong Kong and Hei, so what kind of match is he thinking of!

Why did he think of this word, he was really angry.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, his slightly curly and fluffy hair lingered on his beautiful porcelain-white face, and the moonlight swept across his outline, which was more muscular than usual.He looked up at the window facing him. The blue curtains in the room were floating in the night wind like a fish with a flapping tail.

He didn't know exactly which room Chuya was in, but this didn't prevent his intuition from telling him that this was Chuya's bedroom.

Osamu Dazai was quite confident in his judgment.

Come on Osamu Dazai!There are still two floors to climb to Chuya's bedroom, and he will be able to fuck the hot Chuya soon, what else can't be done!

Men can't admit that they can't do it!up! ! !

Osamu Dazai only saw the superficial victory, and did not reflect on whether he had any faults at all. For example: Four years ago, he should not have left without a word. , And why Ango's attitude is deeply sympathetic to Chuya... The most important thing is: Chuya has no memory of him at all!

Even if Osamu Dazai finally managed to climb onto Nakaya's balcony and get into Nakaya's bedroom with his weak physical strength, it would be a touching and heartbreaking thing to send someone's head to his door and be beaten.

So sometimes people are too optimistic and think things too beautifully, thinking that all hardships will be rewarded, but in fact it will multiply into tragedy:

Osamu Dazai climbed up to the balcony of "Chuya" with his weak physical strength, and just tremblingly put a pig's trotter on the balcony and stepped on it firmly, before he could breathe a sigh of relief and wipe the sweat off his forehead. I thought to myself:

Damn chuya, it's made the master so hard, he'll make you meow after a while, otherwise I won't be called Osamu Dazai!There's nothing that can't be fixed with one fuck, if ever, twice!

Suddenly, I heard a weak voice shouting:

"...Wait, it's not the room next door! You're in the wrong room! You don't even know how to go to the right room?!! It makes me wait for you in the room no matter how hard it is! You come here, Bangchui, you don't come here How can I manipulate you with mental power!"

"?????"

Osamu Dazai raised his head in bewilderment, and found a huge boa constrictor emerging from the balcony next door, scolding him with its bloody mouth wide open? ? ?

Is this some new enemy taunting tactic?

Dazai Osamu's super-high brain circuit was a little bit unable to turn the corner for the situation in front of him. A bizarre thing happened. Nakahara Chuya heard the words of the mamba from the next door and hit the wall with gravity-because the ability did not stop in time and came directly from The next door bumped into Hong's scorched bed, and pressed Hong, who was startled to sit up, under him like a wolf or a tiger.

The gauze was reflexively grabbed forward and dropped.

"........."

Osamu Dazai looked at the wall where Chuya knocked out a human figure, and then looked at the two people sitting together in the posture of riding that ride. For the first time, he felt that his head was... well, it was really fucking green.

*****

Dadai was awakened by Zhongyuan Zhongye, and his eyes were still sleepy. He stared blankly at the hand that grabbed the gauze, and stared dazedly at Zhongyuan Zhongye who was riding on him.

"........."

"........."

Dadai stretched out his tender and slender fingers and scratched his face. "Is the fiancee so impatient to have a husband and wife?"

"????"

"It's not impossible, it's just that I don't have much experience... I will work hard!"

"...You work hard!!!!"

It's not impossible to fuck you, he has no experience, and he seems very hungry! ! !

The author has something to say: I plan to be more prosperous every day!There should be another update at nine o'clock.If I don't succeed every day... Well, I'll come over later and delete the words (狗头)