Palace Full of Delicacies

All the concubines in the harem waited for the news with their ears pricked up. Only after confirming that the emperor was going to bed in Bixiao Palace and that the concubine Xian was sleepless alone could they sleep in peace.

"Reporting to Empress, the emperor has indeed gone to Bixiao Palace." The little eunuch who scouted the news came back to report.

"Where is Concubine Xian? But you went back to the Arctic Palace alone?" The person who heard the news covered his lips and chuckled.

"The emperor went to Bixiao Palace...he took Concubine Xian with him." The little eunuch bit his bullet and said.

De Zhaoyi knocked over the cup in his hand, Shu Zhaoyi tore the veil in his sleeve, and Zhang Zhaoyi who was being supported to walk back sprained his other foot.

"Explore again!" Everyone gritted their teeth.

The emperor went to visit the beauties, why did he bring the concubine Xian with him?Presumably Concubine Xian was not reconciled and followed along, hmph, she should return to the Arctic Palace in a daze after a while.

"Back, back..." The little eunuch was out of breath.

"Concubine Xian has returned to the Arctic Palace?" The eyes of those who heard the news lit up.

The little eunuch nodded, "The Emperor and Concubine Xian have returned to the Arctic Palace together."

"..." The emperor's so-called going to the Bixiao Palace to see the beauties is to take the concubine Xian for a stroll.

De Zhaoyi didn't overturn the utensils, Shu Zhaoyi didn't tear the veil or towel, and Zhang Zhaoyi didn't have a third foot to sprain. Everyone rolled their eyes in unison and passed out.

Overjoyed and greatly saddened, anxious and anxious.

The imperial doctor stroked his beard, and prescribed the same gunpowder for all the concubines in the palace. They could still get angry even in the freezing weather. It must be because the charcoal fire in the palace was too hot. He suggested that the queen mother appropriately reduce the daily charcoal fire allowance of the concubines.

Back at the Arctic Palace, His Majesty the Emperor held the warm seafood noodles and urged Su Yu to read the recipe while eating.

Su Yu reluctantly flipped through the "Su Ji Recipe" page by page, and there was no way to eat sharks from the beginning to the end.

His Majesty the Emperor chewed a shrimp and said dissatisfiedly, "Your recipe book is incomplete, change it to another one."

"Your majesty..." Su Yu sighed, took the empty bowl in the emperor's hand and handed it to Eunuch Wang, and wiped Mr. Cat's hands with a cloth towel, "The mermaids have already developed wisdom, which is no different from ordinary people. This... can't be done." food."

"No matter how smart a fish is, it is still a fish," His Majesty the Emperor disagreed. "In ancient times, which fierce beast had no wisdom, didn't the ancestors eat it anyway?"

"Can the ancestor's wild period be the same as the present?" Su Yu scratched his head, why did he feel that he couldn't explain clearly to the emperor.

"Of course it's the same, I'm still eating fierce beasts!" An Hongche pointed to the snacks made of He Luozhi fish on the table, "If my An family doesn't eat fierce beasts, the world will be in chaos."

Su Yu drooped his shoulders weakly, why is it so difficult to reason with the cat?

His Majesty the Emperor picked up Su Yu, who was listless, and threw him onto the dragon bed, then jumped up and threw himself on him, hugging and rubbing, "You can go to the third floor of Anguo Tower to look for it tomorrow, maybe it's in other recipes."

Su Yu twitched his lips, "Your Majesty, the mermaid's lower body is only fish tail. If you want to eat it, what about the upper body?" He said this and felt quite cruel, and it was impossible to imagine himself sharpening his knife to kill a weak person Beauty, chop into two sections, throw away one section, and cook the other section in soup...

Frightened by the scene he imagined, Su Yu couldn't help shaking.

"Cold?" The emperor, who was playing with tassels on Su Yu's chest, looked up at him, without waiting for an answer, he took off his outer shirt, got into bed, and hugged him into his arms.

"Your Majesty, no matter how you look at it, the mermaid is a human being, and she is a weak woman. I can't do it..." Su Yu decided to give up the roundabout persuasion.

"Huh?" An Hongche frowned, and only then did he remember the appearance of the upper body of the big fish. His face darkened immediately, and he grabbed Su Yu's chin, "Why, are you pitying her?" Dare to pay attention to other women!Thinking of how many good things Su Yu said for the merman when he came out of Bixiao Palace, His Majesty the Emperor was instantly furious.

"No, no," Su Yu swallowed, and instinctively told him that it is very dangerous now, but he didn't know that sentence offended Mr. Mao, "She looks like a person, I think... um..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Su Yu's underwear was already torn apart by the cat's paw.

"Hmph, how dare you mention other women in front of me, I have to talk to you about family law tonight!" His Majesty the Emperor held the white fish and turned it around, biting the back of his neck.

The poor fish held under the cat's paw could only bounce a few times needlessly before being torn apart and eaten.

Uncle Cat was exerting his strength while thinking about how many words the stupid slave said for the merman tonight, and he would have to be punished several times if he said a few words, heh heh heh!

Therefore, in the long night with winter snow, the Arctic Palace is full of spring.

"Your Majesty, I only said two sentences in total. The two times are already... Well, that's enough..." There was an exclamation at the end of the words.

"Nonsense, you said a total of three sentences, this is deceiving the emperor, and you will be punished once more!"

"Hey!"

Su Niangniang was paralyzed on the dragon bed the next day because of the terrible family law punishment of the tyrant, unable to get up.His Majesty the Emperor was not annoyed if he didn't eat earlier, he hugged the sleeping fish and licked it, and went up happily.

It snowed lightly in the middle of the night and stopped in the morning.

Because Bixiao Palace is uninhabited, a thin layer of white snow has accumulated on the road, and now there is a series of paw prints of plum blossoms. At the end of the paw prints are two big tabby cats and a small fat cat. On the flower cat, there is also a small fur ball wearing a vest.

"This is the mermaid?" The little chubby cat squatted on the edge of the pool, looking curiously at the mermaid huddled in the corner of the pool, "Why is there no gills?"

"Meow——" the kitten wearing a vest on the big cat's back jumped up and wanted to move forward.

King Su jumped onto the edge of the pool, walking on the narrow stone edge like walking on the ground, and walked up to the shark. His Royal Highness, the eldest son of the emperor, screamed twice excitedly, and stretched out his small claws to hook the long blue hair.

"Ah!" The merman hurriedly avoided, trembling with fright, she could feel the unusual aura of these cats, it was the dangerous aura unique to ancient ferocious beasts, which made her feel scared instinctively.

As the merman evaded in a panic, the water in the pool was thrown out, and the big cat quickly jumped away with the kitten on its back, shaking off its wet paws.

The merman hid on the other side of the pool, staring at the two cats, one big and one small, vigilantly.

"Look at you, you're so ugly, you're frightened!" A cat meowed in his ear, and the merman turned his head stiffly, facing a black and yellow cat's face, and bared his teeth at her, as if trying to make a move. A smiling gesture, "Don't be afraid of beauties!"

"Wow!" The shark jumped into the water in fright.

Crashing, the huge fish's tail rose and fell, causing water splashes all over the sky, which chilled His Highness King Ling's heart.

"Ah Choo!" The big black and yellow cat quickly shook off the water.

"Oh, Your Highness, hurry up!" Eunuch Wang, who happened to be accompanying the emperor, quickly took out a cloth towel and wrapped up the drenched big cat.

His Majesty the Emperor narrowed his eyes, looked at the merman hiding in the water, and his killing intent suddenly arose.

So, when Su Yu woke up and came to ask the emperor to go back to eat, he saw a group of cats, squatting on the soft couch that Eunuch Wang had made, staring at the pool while roasting charcoal.

"Such a big one, is it enough to eat for several days?" His Highness King Ling swallowed after drying the fluffy hair.

Su Wang put down the kitten on his back, held it in his arms and licked its head, "Unfortunately, I can only eat half of it."

"Sister-in-law paper!" His Highness King Zhao saw Su Yu.

Although Su Yu didn't understand, he also understood that King Zhao was greeting him. He went up and touched the little chubby cat's head, and picked up the golden kitten who was squatting in the front and staring at the fish. "It's time to go back to eat."

The cat in his arms stretched its neck and asked for a kiss, "Did you find the recipe?"

"I just woke up, so I haven't had time to find the recipe yet." Su Yu looked at the trembling merman in the water, and coughed dryly, why did he scare the girl like this?

"Don't, don't eat me..." The merman finally saw a person who could speak, and floated up tremblingly, "I've seen a cat that looks very similar to him, pure golden..."

Hearing this, all the cats opened their round eyes and looked at the shark in unison.

The shark was so frightened that he almost fainted.

The kitten in Su Yu's arms jumped to the ground and instantly turned into a handsome emperor. He said in a cold voice, "Tell me clearly, where did you see it? Is it really golden?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xiaoyu: Mermaids are human beings, they cannot be eaten

Meow Gong: Who said that?

Xiaoyu: You see, sharks are divided into "screws" and "humans", half are fish and half are humans

Meow Gong: Then eat the fish part, not the human part

Little fish:  …