The whole world is swiping let's be together

Du Hanyue frantically pulled a few paper towels to wipe off the traces of milk on the computer screen, and the paper towels after wiping the milk were crumpled into a ball and he threw them to his feet. Du Han had no time to tidy up, so he poked open and love to eat cats The private chat of the fish——

Hanyue Dao: Damn it!Fuck!Fuck!

Hanyue Dao: Die, die, die!Why is Jun Xiaojian in our group? ! !

Fish who likes to eat cats: Lao Han, calm down, I understand your embarrassment of exposing your essence in front of brain-dead fans Hanyue Dao: Why is Jun Xiaojian in our group? ! !Why is Jun Xiaojian in our group? ! !

Hanyue Dao: ...Damn it, how do you know he is my fan?

Du Han was taken aback for a moment, he only knew Jun Xiaojian was his brainless fan a few minutes ago, how did he know that he likes to eat cat fish so quickly?Could it be that this guy Jun Xiaojian went everywhere with a loudspeaker to promote it?

Fish who loves cats: All station B knows that he is your fan

Hanyue Dao: ... What the hell?

Fish that loves cats: Pfft hahaha don't you know?Jun Xiaojian is so pitiful, the whole station B knows that he is your fan, but you are the only one who doesn’t know Hanyue Dao: WTF?

Fish who loves cats: Well, let me correct one point, anyone who has watched Jun Xiaojian’s video knows that he is your fan, and all his videos will say at the end that he only pays tribute to my male god Hanyue Dao with this video What the hell... haven't you seen his video?

Hanyue Dao: Damn, I’ve seen it, but I only watched a little bit of the beginning

Fish that loves cats: Pfft, poor Jun Xiaojian

Du Hanyue was stunned again, a little surprised that someone would do this for him.

Hanyue Dao: Well, even if he is my fan, can you explain why he is in our group?

Fish who loves cats: After watching his videos, you should know that you played all the games he played live, right?This kind of insane fans who follow in the male god's footsteps, try hard to make the male god notice themselves, but hope that one day they can stand side by side with the male god can't help crying!

Hanyue Dao: ...you have too many brain holes, block them quickly

Fish who loves cats: Because I hooked up with him recently, I think his style of painting is quite to my liking, so I invited him into the group. Didn’t you all get into the group like this at the beginning?

Hanyue Dao: Why don't you tell me to make me mentally prepare!

Fish who loves cats: What kind of mental preparations do you need for this kind of thing, it's not a blind date!

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Soon, Du Hanyue saw the cat-eating fish shouting in the group.

Fish that loves cats: Newcomers come out and take a chance to meet people

Jun Xiaojian: ...

Ye Gonghaoyu: Hello everyone, I am a newcomer OvO

Colorful Panda: Hahahaha Another fish!

Stormy Storm: Welcome Newcomers

Fish that loves cats: Hanyue Dao, where are people?come out faster!

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Fish who loves to eat cats: Hanyue Dao, don't be arrogant, anyway, sooner or later everyone will see your true nature Hanyue Dao: ... get lost

Colorful Panda: You can feel the arrogant taste of Hanyue Dao through the screen, don’t you think it’s a newcomer?

Hanyue Dao: ... you too

Jun Xiaojian: Daddy, are you angry QAQ

Jun Xiaojian: I didn't mean to...

Du Hanyue paused, scratched his head in annoyance, and typed a reply——

Hanyue Dao: I am not angry, hahaha, how is it possible

Jun Xiaojian: No matter what your nature is, I am your fan (*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Dao: Uh, thank you for your love

Fish who loves cats: Tsk tsk, you're being serious again, Hanyuedao, you must be so cocky right now, right?

Hanyue Dao: I want to eat braised fish tonight!

Fish who love to eat cats: @叶公好鱼, someone wants to eat you!

Ye Gonghaoyu: ...Huh? OAO

Colorful Panda: Pfft, where did you abduct this fish, Xiao Ai, the cute little shou?

……

Just as Du Hanyue breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the penguin in the lower right corner of the screen jumping up. He glanced at it, and it was an unfamiliar profile picture. When he poked it open, it showed that the name was—Jun Xiaojian.

Jun Xiaojian: Great~QAQ

Hanyue Dao: ...Didn't you go to eat just now?

Jun Xiaojian: I’m done eating~ I’ll finish my meal in 5 minutes~

Hanyue Dao: Be careful not to grow taller if you eat so little!

Jun Xiaojian: I am 1.7 meters seven, but you are only 1.6 meters nine, did you not eat well before?

Hanyue Dao: Don't listen to their nonsense!In fact, my actual height is 1.6 meters and [-]!

Jun Xiaojian: Isn't that less than 1.7 meters...

Du Han, who was poked at the sore spot, bit the milk straw angrily. He didn't want to admit it. He didn't like to eat when he was young. In his third year of high school, he grew to 1.6 meters nine and died. He only grew a pitiful [-] centimeters in height, and then... nothing more.

It is obviously rounded to 1.7 meters!

Du Hanyue hated people saying he didn't the most in his life!have!one!rice!seven!

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, I won’t give you the game disk

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ don't...

Hanyue Dao: Unless you beg me

Jun Xiaojian: Great!I beg you!I beg you!I'm begging you on my knees QAQ Hanyue Dao: Damn, can you be a little bit virtuous?

Jun Xiaojian: What is OvO morality?

Cold Moon Knife: ...

The more Du Han thought about it for a few seconds, is Jun Xiaojian really 1.7 meters seven?

He imagined Jun Xiaojian's appearance for a moment, could it be that he has a King Kong figure with a girlish face... his legs were so sour that his legs went limp.

...Damn it!Isn't this Li Goudan!

Hanyue Dao: School starts tomorrow, have you finished your summer homework?

Du Hanyue suddenly smiled, and began to resort to the big killer weapon against high school students——summer homework!

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ

Hanyue Dao: If you haven't finished writing, why don't you hurry up and write?

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ, you are so cruel...

Hanyue Dao: I am still ruthless and unreasonable, how tall are you now?

Jun Xiaojian: Sophomore in high school...

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, the third year of high school is about to take the college entrance examination, why don't you study hard?

Jun Xiaojian: QAQAQAQAQAQ

After beating the little friend, Du Hanyue only felt comfortable physically and mentally, and refreshed all over.

However, given the big stick, it is still necessary to give a candy to appease and appease.

Hanyue Dao: Be good, study hard, you can play well after you go to college

Hanyue Dao: I will send you the game disc tomorrow, it will arrive in a few days

Jun Xiaojian: Why does it take a few days?Daddy, aren't you from City A?

Hanyue Dao: Pfft, how do you know?

Du Han was more surprised, he planned to send the game disc to Jingyu, and then let Jingyu send it to Jun Xiaojian. Although it was a bit of a hassle, he still didn't want to reveal his address to Jun Xiaojian. fans!

Jun Xiaojian: Because I have been paying attention to Weibo, I found some scenery very familiar.

Jun Xiaojian: Big Daddy, are you a teacher at University A? OvO

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Fuck!hell!He forgot that he would post a few landscape photos on Weibo from time to time to pretend to be a literary youth!

Jun Xiaojian: If Da Da is a teacher of University A, I will definitely work hard to get into University A! QAQ Hanyue Dao: Hehe, study hard and make progress every day

Jun Xiaojian: (*/ω＼*) Thank you for your great encouragement!I feel that I am full of learning power now!I'm going to do a few sets of simulation questions of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" to calm down!

Hanyue Dao: ...hehe, come on

Jun Xiaojian: I like Da Da more and more!I will definitely work hard to get into A University!Da Da Mo Da QAQ Hanyue Dao: ...

Fuck!What is the swollen sense of sight of this successful brainwashing?

Du Hanyue: "..." But the problem is that Du Hanyue has no idea what he did...

Ha ha.