The whole world is swiping let's be together

Shang Zijun is the third eldest in his family, and he has two older sisters. Besides his two own sisters, he also has one cousin, two cousins, three cousins ​​and four cousins. In addition to these older sisters, he also has There are three aunts, three aunts, three cousins, three cousins... Every time the Shang family has a reunion dinner during the Chinese New Year, there is a sea of ​​women as far as the eye can see.

Shang Zijun grew up among women, and was even raised as a girl for a while when he was a child. Now he opens the old photo album at home, and he can still see that he was wearing a flowery skirt with two pigtails when he was a child. There are also two ecstasy blush on the face.

But even so, Shang Zijun's character is not a mother at all. He has been very naughty since he was a child. He rolls around in the street to urinate, rubs mud dolls, catches insects, scares female students and makes female teachers angry. Received complaints from the teacher almost every few days, Shang's parents and Shang's mother were heartbroken.

Later, when Shang Zijun went to junior high school, he finally stopped doing naughty things about teasing female classmates. Father Shang and mother Shang breathed a sigh of relief. Not long after, they became worried again because Shang Zijun stopped teasing female classmates. , he began to flirt with and hook up with female classmates... Shang Zijun, who went to junior high school, looks fair and clean, tall and handsome. With his deceptive appearance, Shang Zijun talked about his girlfriend smoothly.

It's normal for a junior high school student to fall in love, but Shang's father and mother soon discovered that Shang Zijun's girlfriend seemed to be a little diligent in changing. He obviously took sister A home to do homework together yesterday, but today he took Another girl B came home for dinner, and solemnly said that this was his girlfriend...Shang's father and mother Shang swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and they still haven't remembered the appearance of girl B. After two days, Shang Zijun and Girl C held up her little hand.

...Shang's father and Shang's mother were heartbroken.

After entering high school, Shang Zijun changed girlfriends more frequently. Shang’s father and Shang’s mother had never seen Shang Zijun bring the same girl home for dinner. At first they criticized Shang Zijun a few times, but later they became numb and calm Now, he can touch his chest to comfort himself, although their son changed girlfriends frequently, but at least no one was killed, at least the safety measures were done well.

After entering university, Shang Zijun’s chances of going home have been greatly reduced, but judging from his calls to home every time, he still changes girlfriends frequently. Shang’s father and mother Shang couldn’t help but ask him to find a girlfriend as soon as possible. Xian Hui settled down gently, but every time Shang Zijun agreed, he automatically forgot all these words in a blink of an eye.

Just when Shang's father and mother Shang almost gave up hope, during a routine call home, Shang Zijun suddenly said in a shy and coy tone: "...I seem to like a girl, She is beautiful, I fell in love with her at first sight, I want to spend my whole life with her."

Long live!Huaxin's son actually wanted to settle down!Shang's father, Shang's mother, was surprised and delighted, and asked his son repeatedly what kind of personality that girl was like, and wanted to know what kind of girl could take down his son.

"She's very beautiful...but she's a bit tall, taller than me." Shang Zijun said shyly after being shy for a long time.

A girl who is taller than her own son?

Shang's father and mother Shang paused for a moment, afraid that their son would not settle down, and quickly said that he is tall and good, and the child born in the future will definitely be as tall as the child...

Shang Zijun twitched and said, "I haven't caught up with him yet, not so fast... If I catch up, I will show you when I come back this year during the Chinese New Year."

Hearing the seriousness in his son's tone, Shang's father and mother Shang finally breathed a sigh of relief, happily waiting for their son to lead their daughter-in-law home.

Sure enough, during the Chinese New Year, Shang Zijun brought his wife back.But what made Shang's father and mother Shang unable to recover for a while was that their daughter-in-law... was actually a man.

Before Shang's father and Shang's mother had time to put on the face of feudal patriarchs who wanted to break up the rich, Shang Zijun knelt down with a plop and said that he would not marry the men around him in his life. If he wanted to break up them, he would This life is doomed to be alone forever...

……marry? ! !

Listening to the fact that the precious son who was finally dragged up is going to marry, Shang's father and Shang's mother are heartbroken.

But in fact, the most depressed people present were not only Father Shang and Mother Shang, but also Shang Zijun.

Shang Zijun never imagined that when he was a child, he would grow among thousands of flowers without touching his body, but in the end he would fall on a man.

Shang Zijun couldn't help turning his head to look at the man beside him, but under the menacing gaze of the man's phoenix eyes, he instantly lost his temper, like a little daughter-in-law, obediently daring not to make a sound.

... There are thousands of mistakes, all of which are caused by beauty!

Shang Zijun silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.

Shang Zijun still remembers the scene when he and this man met for the first time.

At that time, he was visiting the manga exhibition with a girl whom he had just hooked up with not long ago. On the way, I instilled strange things into Shang Zijun. Shang Zijun is not interested in Two-dimensional and so on, so it is very annoying. He just wants to get out of here quickly, so every time the girl talks to him, he is just perfunctory. twice.

Just when Shang Zijun was so bored that he flew up, a tall and beautiful figure suddenly bumped into his eyes.

The girl with heavy makeup has slightly raised phoenix eyes, and her facial features are so glamorous. When Shang Zijun looked over there, the girl was looking back, and that glance was like lightning from the sky. At that moment, Shang Zijun's The heart was hooked and pounded.

After living for more than 20 years, it was the first time he saw such a beautiful person, and it was not the kind of gentle beauty, but the sharp beauty, so Shang Zijun was very vulgar...and fell in love with the person in front of him at first sight .

"Ahhh! It's Wei Liang!" The girl beside her looked excited, even more excited than him, the person who fell in love at first sight.

"... Wei Liang?" Shang Zijun was stunned, thinking about the strange name...

"Wei Liang, he's a cosplayer..." The girl is obviously a fan of Wei Liang, and immediately introduces the beauty with a look of excitement. Shang Zijun can't help but listen to her.

This beautiful woman is obviously a well-known cosplayer. At this time, dozens of people have gathered around her asking for a group photo and autograph. The girl did not hesitate, and immediately dragged Shang Zijun to line up for autographs and group photos.

Surrounded by so many girls queuing up, Shang Zijun was a little awkward at first, but when he saw that he was not the only guy, but also several nerds, he finally felt relieved.

When it was Shang Zijun's turn to sign, Shang Zijun finally got closer and saw the face of the great beauty, he couldn't help sighing, from a distance she was a great beauty, but from a closer look... she was still a great beauty!

But the only fly in the ointment is that the beauty is actually taller than him... If they are together in the future, what will they do when they go out on the street?

After Shang Zijun finished wandering, he found that Wei Liang's slender, white fingers were holding a paper and a pen, but he was looking at him calmly with his phoenix eyes.

"Quickly tell me, what do you want Wei Liang to write to you?" The girl couldn't see Shang Zijun's cute face and didn't know what happened, so she hurriedly urged him.Because Wei Liang said on Weibo before that he could add something else besides his signature, many people thought about what they wanted Wei Liang to write in advance.

Shang Zijun is depressed, he doesn't mix Two-dimensional, he doesn't know what kind of words are more suitable for that circle, but if he says anything else, it looks like a layman, right?

But soon, Shang Zijun had a flash of inspiration, he smiled slightly, showing his iconic expression when he hooked up with little girls before, "Help me write an idiom, Liang Shangjun... because this is my name, my name is Shang Zijun , The son is the son of the gentleman, and the gentleman is the gentleman of the gentleman." By beating around the bush, he let the goddess know his name, and Shang Zijun almost wanted to give himself a thumbs up!

That's right, Wei Liang will be his goddess from now on...

Wei Liang smiled slightly, and picked up a pen to write down the words Liangshang Junzi. The characters were elegant and unrestrained, not like a girl, and the signature was Wei Liang.

After signing the coser's name, Wei Liang raised his phoenix eyes slightly, and his gaze fell on Shang Zijun's face. After a pause for a second, he picked up his pen again, and put a bracket after the word Wei Liang, and inside the bracket was Liang Wei.

...The goddess actually wrote her real name in a courteous manner!When Shang Zijun took the signature paper, he was so excited that he wanted to roll on the spot.

But Liang Wei's name...it doesn't look like a girl's name, but Shang Zijun didn't struggle with it for long, because when he was about to leave with the signature paper, his new goddess actually smiled at him. In an instant, Shang Zijun felt countless peach blossoms blooming in front of his eyes, and he was so amazed that he could hardly walk.

After fluttering away from the meeting place, the girl immediately broke up with Shang Zijun. Shang Zijun was flustered, not depressed at all, but smiled and nodded. The girl became even more angry, and shook her head without saying goodbye. left.

After returning to the dormitory, Shang Zijun couldn't wait to go to Weibo and found Wei Liang's Weibo. Wei Liang's Weibo fans had [-] followers, and Shang Zijun felt proud, this is his goddess! ...Hey, why is the gender of the goddess on Weibo male?

Shang Zijun was a little strange, but he soon felt relieved. Maybe the goddess accidentally chose the wrong gender?After all, the goddess's Weibo pictures are full of beautiful women's clothing photos, how could it be a man?

After happily paying attention to Wei Liang, Shang Zijun was about to make up for his two-dimensional common sense and get closer to the goddess by mixing in the two-dimensional circle, but soon, he found that the goddess returned to fans!The goddess actually paid attention to him!

Shang Zijun’s profile picture on Weibo is his most satisfying selfie. His handsomeness is close to that of the entertainment circle (I think), so Shang Zijun has a lot of female fans on Weibo. In the past, Shang Zijun secretly rubbed each of them. According to the fan list, poke in, and when you see a good-looking profile picture, go in and take a peek at its appearance. It's not like you haven't met a big beauty, but he has never been so happy as this moment.

Shang Zijun poked open the private message with Wei Liang, and was thinking about what to send, not too enthusiastic, too blunt, too obscene, when he was struggling with his lack of size, Wei Liang's private message suddenly lit up.

Wei Liang: Shang Zijun?

Shang Zijun almost jumped up for joy, but the goddess not only remembered his appearance!Remember his name!

What happened next is very pleasant to hear, Shang Zijun and Wei Liang happily chatted in the private message on Weibo. The penguins started chatting.

Although Shang Zijun doesn't mix Two-dimensional, but he has watched a few popular animations and knows some buzzwords. He has all kinds of Two-dimensional buzzwords at his fingertips. He thinks of him and his The goddesses of home finally have a common topic.

We chatted like this for a few months, and then it was the birthday of his goddess in a blink of an eye.

The day before Wei Liang's birthday, Shang Zijun was carefully planning to find out what Wei Liang liked, but before he could ask, Wei Liang knocked him unconscious with a few words.

Wei Liang: Tomorrow is my birthday, how about we meet each other?

Shang Zijun has never seen the word "Mian Ji" after so long trying to make up the common sense of Two-dimensional. He paused, and asked what "Mian Ji" meant.

Wei Liang: Mianji means meet and stir up

Shang Zijun: Huh? ! ! Σ(°△°|||)

Wei Liang: Just kidding, it means meeting, shall we meet?

Shang Zijun was almost fainted by the sudden happiness, he tapped the keyboard quickly, and said three times in a row!

However, he never expected...