The whole world is swiping let's be together

Du Hanyue: "...hehe."

Du Hanyue sneered, and Fu Junxiao immediately sat upright with a serious face.

"What do you and Yu, who loves cats, talk about?" Du Han raised his eyebrows, "She actually gave you this [birthday gift]...?"

Du Hanyue has known Cat-loving Yu for several years. He knows that Cat-loving Yu is not the kind of idiot who loves to flirt with straight men. Things like Kiwi trying to win over that guy or making CP jokes into reality are definitely not something cat-loving fish can do.

Therefore, Fu Junxiao must have said something to the cat-loving fish, and the cat-loving fish dared to do such a thing.

Fu Junxiao pursed his lips and said, "It's nothing, just tell her that I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, whether it's in Two-dimensional...or in three dimensions."

"She already knew that the two of us knew each other in reality?" Du Han was taken aback.

"Well," Fu Junxiao nodded silently, "I joined the group before... I was pulled in by her after chatting with her for a long time." people.

"Then does she know your trumpets?" Du Han frowned.

"...I know." Fu Junxiao nodded calmly.

Du Hanyue: "..."

Fuck!At the beginning of the relationship, Yu, who loves to eat cats, threw those two trumpets to him. It was premeditated!

...Someone is really a god assist!

But when he saw the sentence sent by the cat-loving fish, don't let him know, and thinking that Fu Junxiao had said almost everything to the cat-loving fish before, Du Hanyue felt a little uncomfortable again.

He originally thought that only he and Fu Junxiao knew about it, but it turned out that Fu Junxiao had already told others. Although it was to find someone to be a confidant sister and a staff member, Du Hanyue was still a little upset.

Du Han gave Fu Junxiao a cold look, grabbed the keyboard and replied to the cat-loving fish——

Jun Xiaojian: Why can't it be passed on to my male god?

Fish who loves cats: ... Even if you pass it on, don't say I passed it on to you

Fish that loves cats: Wait!You will not have passed it Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Jun Xiaojian: Guess

Fish who loves cats: Wait... such a tone!You are not the little bitch you know!Who are you? !

Jun Xiaojian: Guess again

Fish who love cats: Laohan? ! Σ(°△°|||)

Du Han smiled coldly, he has known Cat-eating Yu for so long, it's not surprising that Cat-eating Yu could recognize his tone so quickly, anyway, he didn't intend to hide it anyway.

Jun Xiaojian: So you said why can't you pass it on to me? ^_^

Fish who loves to eat cats: Lao Han...why do you use the account of "little cheap" to chat with?wrong!Why are you on the little bitch's account? !

Cat-loving fish: Could it be that Xiao Jianjian has already succeeded?Fuck?Are you together? !

Jun Xiaojian: Don't change the subject, why can't you pass it on to me?

Fish who loves cats: Keke, you, you didn't see what I posted, did you?

Jun Xiaojian: Guess ^_^

Fish who loves to eat cats: ... Such an expression is absolutely amazing!But don't change the subject!How could you log in with a cheap account?

Jun Xiaojian: I'm at his house

Cat-eating fish: You...?

Jun Xiaojian: I will celebrate his birthday

Fish that love cats: It's that simple?Nothing else?

Jun Xiaojian: What else do you want?

Fish who loves cats: For example, you just had a little bitch and now you are taking a shower in the bathroom and you are playing with the computer while smoking after-the-fact cigarettes... Otherwise, how do you explain why you are in front of the computer now? !

Jun Xiaojian: He is here now, right next to me, do you want to say something to him? ^_^

Fish that loves cats: Little bitch!Hurry up and fuck that old man!Boiling frogs in warm water is useless!Overlord fight hard!

Du Han's face darkened, and he forked out the dialogue box.

He turned his head and found that Fu Junxiao was looking at the computer screen thoughtfully, as if he really started to think about the fish that loves cats.

Du Han raised his eyebrows, grabbed his chin and turned around, asking, "What are you thinking?"

Fu Junxiao quickly shook his head, looking cute, as if he wanted to swear to God that he didn't have anything just now, and he didn't think about the overlord's bow!

"It's best to be like this," Du Hanyue snorted, he pinched Fu Junxiao's chin, and suddenly found that Fu Junxiao's skin was so smooth and tender, he couldn't help touching it twice, "If you really dare to overpower the king... You can’t even tell who’s on whom!”

Fu Junxiao looked at Du Hanyue suspiciously, as if he didn't believe Du Hanyue's words.

Du Han became more and more annoyed, and snorted and said, "Don't look at me as tall, but I have great strength! Let me tell you, I can lift you up with one hand!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Junxiao stood up, put one arm around Du Hanyue's waist, and hugged Du Hanyue up. As soon as Du Hanyue's feet left the ground, he subconsciously stretched his legs around Fu Junxiao's waist. Stretched out a hand to pad Du Hanyue's buttocks.

When Du Han came back to his senses, he found that he was hanging on Fu Junxiao like a koala. Fu Junxiao's waist was so thin and slender that he subconsciously reached out and touched it, and Fu Junxiao paused and touched it in return. He touched Du Hanyue's buttocks and rubbed them twice. He seemed to find that Du Hanyue's buttocks felt good, so he couldn't help rubbing them.

Du Hanyue felt that Fu Junxiao's hands were kneading and pinching his buttocks, as if kneading dough, not to mention how weird it was in his heart, especially since Fu Junxiao still had an upright face, and there was no trace of obscenity in his cool and delicate eyebrows and eyes. meaning.

"How does my butt feel?" Du Han Yue asked coolly.

Fu Junxiao came back to his senses, smiled shyly, and said, "It's not bad, very elastic, a lot of meat..."

Du Han let out a snort. Although he doesn't exercise much, he's not fat. He's even skinny. Apart from his face, his butt is the most fleshy. When he was young, he was cute. The three aunts and six wives of his relatives liked to pinch his face the most. In addition to pinching the face and buttocks, when I went home and took off my pants, my buttocks were all red.

The two of them made such a fuss, so they didn't notice the movement outside, and didn't even hear Mama Fu's knock on the door. When Mama Fu opened the door and came in, she was stunned when she saw the posture of the two people in the room.

Fu Junxiao is wrapping his arms around Du Hanyue's waist to lift him up, while Du Hanyue is wrapping his arms around Fu Junxiao's neck and his legs around his waist... Such a posture is ambiguous no matter how you look at it.

Du Hanyue reacted, and immediately wanted to push Fu Junxiao away and jump down, but before he could yell, "Listen to my explanation!"... Fu's mother had already silently put a plate of fruit on the bedside table by the door, and backed out.

Du Hanyue: "..."

Should he be thankful that mother Fu didn't come in when he was giving Fu Junxiao that?

But Fu Junxiao looked calm, took the washed grapes from the plate, squeezed one and handed it to Du Hanyue.

Du Hanyue opened his mouth and ate silently. After a while, he came back to his senses and said with difficulty: "Your mother... saw us?"

Fu Junxiao nodded, and stuffed himself with a grape. He held a dark purple grape between his slender and fair fingers. The visual effect looked very good, but Du Hanyue didn't care to appreciate it.

"Why is your mother so calm?" Du Hanyue opened his mouth, "...Could it be that your mother didn't think about that? But no matter how much a normal tutoring student plays around, they won't make it like this?"

Fu Junxiao looked at Du Hanyue's confused and dazed look, chuckled lightly, and stuffed a grape into Du Hanyue's mouth, and said, "Don't worry, my mother already knew about it."

"...Ah?" Du Hanyue was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously holding Fu Junxiao's fingers.

Fu Junxiao's eyes darkened, he didn't pull out his fingers, and said calmly: "My mother already knew that I don't like girls."

Du Han was so startled that he almost felt sick. He asked tremblingly, "You came out a long time ago?"

Fu Junxiao smiled, lowered his eyes and said, "When I was sick and became fat, I always gave up on myself and even thought about suicide... Later, I was infected by your video because I saw your live broadcast, senior brother, and then I slowly lost my mind. came out."

"At that time, I vaguely realized that I seemed to like the senior brother, but the senior brother was a man. At that time, my mother objected. She thought that what I liked was just an illusory ID on the Internet, which was imagined by myself. A shadow, because I don't know what kind of person you are in reality," Fu Junxiao said slowly, "...I used to think so, I thought I just liked the you on the Internet, but I met you in reality. After you, I found that I not only like you online, but also you as a whole."

"I memorized your schedule for each semester, went to the classroom where you were going to attend every day, waited for you, secretly sat in the last row, just to take a look at you... I have been following you secretly for so long, and have a crush on you so much For a long time, I have been thinking about what to say after hooking up with you, but when I finally plucked up the courage to sit next to you and you finally spoke to me for the first time, I only dared to say that I was just a substitute of."

Du Hanyue was deeply impressed by the scene when he first met Fu Junxiao, especially the sentence of professional substitute... He always thought that what Fu Junxiao said at the time was just a spoof, but he didn't expect that Fu Junxiao had such a heavy emotion hidden behind the professional substitute.

He really couldn't think of it.

"My parents know about you," Fu Junxiao continued. He put on those black-rimmed glasses with a clear expression, "When I brought you back as a tutor, my mother knew that you were my crush. That person for a long time."

Du Hanyue was speechless for a moment. He thought that even if he and Fu Junxiao were together, he would have to wait at least three or four years until the relationship was stable before he considered telling his parents or something... But he didn't expect that Fu Junxiao had already This thing has been done.

"Don't worry," Fu Junxiao suddenly laughed, and he hooked the corners of his lips, "My mother likes you very much."

Du Hanyue was silent for a while, thinking back to Mama Fu's attitude towards him, it was really not like the attitude of ordinary mothers towards tutoring... But it seems not right to say that it was the attitude of a mother-in-law looking at her "son"-in-law.

"I can tell that she likes your daughter-in-law very much..." Fu Junxiao finished speaking.

... Daughter-in-law?

So, the way Mama Fu looked at him all the time was looking at her daughter-in-law?

Du Han twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "Daughter-in-law?"

Fu Junxiao smiled innocently, with pure and innocent eyes in Danfeng's black and white eyes.

"Senior brother, didn't you agree to be my daughter-in-law just now? You can't go back on your word, this is what you taught me, senior brother."

Du Han raised his eyebrows and said, "I just said that I would consider being with you after you are admitted to University A, but I didn't say that I want to be your wife...it's not certain who will be who!"

"Brother, if you insist on taking advantage of this verbal advantage, I don't care," Fu Junxiao sighed, with a helpless expression on Du Hanyue's face, "Anyway, brother, you also said that it is better to do well than to speak well. Practice is the test of everything." The truth... I will practice it and show it to my brother!"

Du Han was expressionless: "Get out! Who wants to practice with you!"