The whole world is swiping let's be together

Du Han was startled, and immediately stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and said vaguely: "I just ate hot and sour noodles... Maybe it's because I put too much chili..."

"I don't eat hot and sour noodles, so don't lie to me!" The third child laughed, with a look of disbelief, "Can you become so swollen after eating hot and sour noodles?"

"Didn't you fall in love with that cosplayer at first sight? Why don't you hurry up and figure out how to hook up with that 'girl' and formulate a battle strategy?" Du Hanyue felt a little guilty, and quickly changed the subject.

"Hmm~ There's no girl that I can't take down, what kind of strategy do I need..." The youngest snorted, with a confident look on his face, as if the cosplayer had already prostrated himself under his underpants.

"Are you sure?" Du Han calmly poured cold water on the third child, then how did you get kicked last time? "

"...That was an accident!" The third child's face changed, but he still stubbornly refused to admit that his charm had declined.

"Don't forget, cosplayers are all in the two-dimensional circle. If you don't want to find a common language, you will be kicked sooner or later." Du Han looked at him meaningfully, "The lesson from the past, the teacher from the past, where to jump Street, where to get up from."

The third child frowned and thought for a few minutes, then he slapped his thigh and said, "Your sixth child, you are right! I will find a common language right now! Know yourself and the enemy! You will win every battle!"

After delivering an impassioned speech, the third child paused and asked Du Hanyue, "But what should I do first? Find a cartoon to watch?"

"...That's called anime, not cartoons. Thank you," Du Hanyue turned his head and turned on the computer, "I'll send you the URL of the website in a while, and you can get a little understanding of Two-dimensional after ten days and half a month. .”

"Oh, what website?" The third child obediently turned on the computer and asked Du Hanyue.

"...you'll know in a while," Du Hanyue laughed, "By the way, do you have Weibo?"

"Of course there is Weibo, I still have more than 1000 fans on Weibo, hehe," the third child smiled ripplingly, "I just posted a few selfies and gained so many fans, I really am Natural beauty is hard to give up on, alas, don't be too envious, who told my mother to make me so handsome, you won't be envious."

"...What's your Weibo name? I'll follow you." Du Han calmly interrupted the third child's turmoil.

"Add my date of birth to my name, Shangle 19930401~"

Du Hanyue silently entered the third child's name, searched out a Weibo, and found that the profile picture of the third child on Weibo was indeed a selfie of himself...then silently clicked Follow.

"I gained a new fan ~ is it you? Sixth, let me see..." The third opened Weibo on the computer, "Damn it! You have so many fans, the sixth! Tens of millions of tens of thousands of fans!" Ten thousand...your Weibo actually has one hundred thousand fans!"

"Oh." Du Hanyue opened the URL of station B in the favorites with a calm face, then knocked on the penguin of the third child, and threw it over.

"What on earth are you doing? Why are there so many fans!" The third child was amazed, "And many of them are girls! They still call you a male god..."

"Don't be envious, jealous, you won't come here," Du Han said calmly back to the third child, "I just gave you the address of that website, go and have a look."

"Oh, I've already opened it, and I'm looking at it now," the third child turned his back to Du Hanyue, scratched his head for a while, and couldn't help turning his head to ask him, "Which website is this website from? Why can't I understand it?"

"The largest same-sex dating site in the country." Du Han said calmly.

"...Huh?" The third child was already stunned.

"Hehe, I'm just joking," Du Han touched his chin and said, "I'll help you follow that 'girl's Weibo, and help you see what anime he's following recently, and then you can go to this website to find out Look, you can start from this aspect... Of course, at the same time, you have to learn to understand some two-dimensional special terms."

"... Oh." The third child nodded in a daze.

"Have you followed that 'sister''s Weibo?" Du Hanyue suddenly asked the third child.

"Followed... But I can't understand what she posted." The third child looked aggrieved.

"Wait a minute..." Du Han searched coser Wei Liang's Weibo more calmly, then clicked on Follow, clicked in and took a look, and he found that the gender column on Wei Liang's Weibo clearly stated "male"...

Du Hanyue smiled and touched his chin.

COSER Wei Liang, even people like him who don’t care much about the cosplay circle have heard of this name, because he is so famous, he has produced many well-known anime cosplays, and has a lot of brain-dead fans. It is said that his fighting power is extremely powerful. Strong, but Hei Hei and Chuan Chuan are also crazy. Generally speaking, he is a man with XFXY attributes. ... That's right, this "sister" whom the youngest fell in love with at first sight is actually a well-known pseudo-mother.

Du Hanyue looked through Wei Liang's Weibo, and found that Wei Liang's latest cosplay was a popular female supporting role in a popular girl anime, so he told the third child the name of this anime, and asked the third child to go have a look.

The third child opened the video at station B and saw it, and was shocked by the barrage coming to his face: "Fuck! This is a magic horse?!"

"These are called barrage, don't block them, look carefully," Du Han said calmly, "Think about those terms, and use them flexibly."

"...I'll try my best!" Old Sanyi gritted his teeth and began to chew on the barrage.

After Du Hanyue tossed the third child a lot, his mood suddenly improved a lot. At this moment, Fu Junxiao's private chat box jumped up.

Du Hanyue hesitated for a moment, and opened Fu Junxiao's private chat box——

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, are you angry today QAQ

Jun Xiaojian: Sorry, I was too impulsive QAQQAQ

Jun Xiaojian: Because I really can’t control my liking for senior brother QAQAQAQ

Cold Moon Knife: Oh

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, are you still angry QAQ

Hanyue Dao: What do you think?

Jun Xiaojian: Even if you are angry, brother... I don’t regret it at all (*/ω＼*)

Jun Xiaojian: I am so happy, I can finally have such close contact with my senior brother today (*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Dao: Finally?you sure?Didn't you have close contact with him in the hotel before?

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, I can’t understand what you are talking about Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Hanyue Dao: In the hotel before, those marks on my body when I woke up the next day... huh?And those marks on my body when I took a nap at your house before... huh?

Jun Xiaojian: ...Brother QAQ

Jun Xiaojian: Since you found out, brother (*/ω＼*), I have no choice but to take responsibility~

Hanyue Dao: Go away, who cares that you are in charge

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, you are responsible for me (*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, today's homework is doubled

Jun Xiaojian: Brother QAQ!

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, you are so willful, but I just like your willfulness

Hanyue Dao: ...almost threw up

Jun Xiaojian: Morning sickness?Brother, do you have a baby?Is it mine OvO

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, triple the homework today

Jun Xiaojian: Brother QAQ!Brother... I just saw that you followed two people, who are they?

Hanyue Dao: ...how do you know?

Jun Xiaojian: Because I follow my brother's Weibo every day!Pay attention to who the seniors follow, who they comment on, and who they like every day... Isn't it crazy (*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Knife: ... as long as you are happy

Jun Xiaojian: I am so stupid that even I am afraid of myself (*/ω＼*)... So who are those two people? QQ

Hanyue Dao: My roommate, and my roommate's crush

Jun Xiaojian: Two men? Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Hanyue Dao: Have you ever seen someone disturb the foundation?Discriminate against gays?

Jun Xiaojian: How can there be discrimination!I am myself~ Senior brother, let’s stir together~ Let’s stir~≧▽≦~

Hanyue Dao: Disturb your sister, I'm going to take a bath

Jun Xiaojian: Take a bath!I want to watch!Is it a milk bath~

Hanyue Dao: ...I'm not a little bitch, how can I take a milk bath

Jun Xiaojian: But brother, you have a nice smell of milk on your body~ Is it really body odor~≧▽≦

Du Hanyue lowered his head and smelled it on himself, but he didn't smell any strange smell, so he turned his head and asked the third child: "Third child, have you smelled anything on me?"

"...What smell? The smell of sweat from not taking a shower for a few days?" The third child stared at the screen without blinking, as if he had already fallen into the plot.

Du Han stopped talking, lowered his head and sniffed again, but he still didn't feel any milk smell. He turned his head and saw the unfinished boxes of milk on his desk, thinking, could it be because he often drinks milk?

... Forget it, what the hell, Du Han didn't think too much, picked up his clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After Du Hanyue came out of the shower, the third child was still watching that anime with an excited look on his face. Du Hanyue had watched this anime before, and knew that the first few episodes of this anime were quite normal... Then the magic unfolded, All kinds of selling rot, disturbing the base and picking up soap, and the officials forced the colleagues to lose their morals.

Thinking of the two male protagonists who are not gay but are more gay, Du Hanyue silently lit a row of candles for the third son's integrity. He felt that a door to a new world was about to open to the third son...

Back at the computer desktop, Du Hanyue refreshed his Weibo and found that Wei Liang had just posted a new Weibo——

Wei Liang V: A few days ago at the comic exhibition in City A, I met a handsome buttocked guy. He seemed to really regard me as a girl. Now the question comes... Which brand of soap won't hurt my hands?

Du Hanyue immediately lit a candle for the third child.

He turned his head and glanced at the third child's butt, and smiled.

The third child has a good figure, wide shoulders, narrow waist, and upturned buttocks. Just looking at his figure, he can be rated as seven or eight points. In addition, he has a sunny and handsome appearance. He is probably the ideal partner in the hearts of many gays.

And Wei Liang confessed his sexual orientation just after entering the COS circle, so he recruited a lot of black and black and pinch, some people scolded him for pretending to be gay, some scolded him for hyping his sexual orientation... But he never countered these comments , has always been calm, although he has made a declaration of coming out, but he has never publicly expressed his affection for any man, even if he is with other coser.

...So, this is Wei Liang's, the first time.

Du Han couldn't bear it anymore and lit another row of candles for the third child.

"Ahhhh! The sixth child!" The third child over there suddenly jumped up and shouted excitedly, "That girl has followed my Weibo! She has mutual fans with me!"

Du Han remained silent, and lit another 230 candles for the third child.