The whole world is swiping let's be together

Du Hanyue opened the forum website and looked at it silently, and then felt that his eyes had been greatly hurt.

["Hard! Hard! More hard! Take a deep breath! Inhale! Exhale!"

"I saw the child's head!"

"Wow wow wow wow~"

Accompanied by the cry of a baby, Han Yuedao got up from the bed with sweat profusely, and said to the midwife with a pale and weak face: "My child... let me hug the baby..."

The midwife hugged the child and said to Han Yuedao: "Congratulations, madam, you are a young master~"

Hanyue Dao smiled weakly, and hugged the child into his arms. Seeing the child crying non-stop, he asked worriedly: "Little baby, are you hungry? Daddy will feed you grandma..."

With that said, he unbuttoned his pants...]

Du Han couldn't stand it anymore, covered his hurt eyes, and quickly closed the web page.

After throwing the URL to Fu Junxiao, Du Hanyue typed expressionlessly.

Hanyue Dao: Hmm, why don't you explain this fanfiction?

Jun Xiaojian: What's wrong OvO

Hanyue Dao: Both sexes have children, Jiji is breastfeeding...

Jun Xiaojian: It’s so heavy~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, besides this, do you have any other thoughts?

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ was discovered again?

Hanyue Dao: What do you think?Draw the sword for the king, startled the cold with a sword, such a familiar posture of naming, how can I pretend not to realize that this is not you?

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, so you know me so well~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: I can't see it, but you are still a master of both graphics and text

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, you are praising me, so shy~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: Shy, how many little vests do you have?

Jun Xiaojian: This time it’s really gone~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ... Hurry up and do your homework!If you can't finish writing before the next class, you will double it!double!

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ has been writing...

After closing the chat box with Fu Junxiao, Du Hanyue took a deep breath and edited the live action of a game he had recorded before, and uploaded it to Station B.

After uploading the video, Du Hanyue refreshed it, and soon there were several comments about grabbing the sofa.

Apple

Didn't get the sofa!So unwilling!

Big fragrant pear

Although I didn’t get the sofa, I’m happier than I got the sofa. What’s the matter? 233

small cherry

Grabbing the sofa in seconds must be true love!Hanyue Knife is so big, you just follow your stupid fan 233

……

Du Hanyue scrolled to the bottom and saw the first comment, which was the sofa——

Jun Xiaojian: Sofa~≧▽≦

And the comments under this sofa are——

Soy sauce masturbation: I found a wild gentleman laughing cheaply! (°°) Master Ball

Soy sauce slapping: I took a photo with Jun Xiaojian! (°°) Master Ball

You Lu Guo Da Jiang: Go Master Ball! (°°) Master Ball

Smacking soy sauce: eat me a master ball! (°°) Master Ball

Too much soy sauce: eat me a dozen master balls! (°°) Master Ball (°°) Master Ball (°°) Master Ball…

Du Han looked at the time of this sofa more, and found that it was almost the moment his video was successfully released, and Fu Junxiao snatched it up in seconds.

Du Han raised his eyebrows more, and opened Fu Junxiao's chat box again——

Hanyue Dao: Grab the sofa in seconds?

Jun Xiaojian: Yes~ so hi Sen~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ...Aren't you doing your homework? !

Jun Xiaojian: Just now I was writing my homework and suddenly my soul was blessed!Then go to Station B to refresh a post!Then I saw that brother, you updated~ Then I grabbed the sofa~ Then I got it~≧▽≦Jun Xiaojian: This is probably the legendary heart-to-heart connection~ So shy~ Hanyuedao:...Suddenly I have a thought The urge to spit

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, what's wrong with you... Wait!Feeling sick... Could it be that you are pregnant? !

Hanyue Dao: Get out!You are just pregnant!I am male!

Jun Xiaojian: But brother, I am also a man~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: As long as you know it, except for bisexual men and boys, how can it be boys and girls in reality!

Jun Xiaojian: Looking for a surrogate~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ... Who wants to seriously discuss the feasibility of having a boy with you? !

Jun Xiaojian: Don’t be angry, be careful if you get fetal gas~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: Don't write that kind of weird androgynous bisexual essays anymore, you're going to be spoiled now!

Jun Xiaojian: But since writing the article, I have gained a lot of posture~

Hanyue Dao: For example?

Jun Xiaojian: It turns out that boys and girls use chirping to breastfeed~~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ...you can just get out and do your homework

Jun Xiaojian: Yes Senior Brother~ Good Senior Brother~~≧▽≦

The next day, Du Hanyue went to tutor Fu Junxiao on time.

"Have you finished your homework?" Du Hanyue raised his eyebrows and asked Du Hanyue.

Fu Junxiao nodded obediently, took out the homework that had already been written and handed it to Du Hanyue.

Du Hanyue opened the pages, and after reading two pages, he found that Fu Junxiao had done a good job, not at all like homework written while playing with the computer.

Du Hanyue let out a "huh", looked up at Fu Junxiao and smiled, and said, "I didn't expect you to write well...not bad, it seems that my class yesterday was not in vain."

Fu Junxiao lowered his eyes and smiled softly, as if he was a little shy. Du Hanyue turned over the entire assignment, except for some imprecise small mistakes, there were basically no major mistakes. The topics he chose were all difficult, and Fu Junxiao could do it This level is already very good.

"... Is there a reward?" Fu Junxiao raised his head, his black and white eyes blinked expectantly.

"Isn't it the student's obligation to do homework? What kind of reward do you need?" Du Han Yue snorted.

The light in Fu Junxiao's eyes suddenly went out, and he gave Du Hanyue a pitiful look. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but Du Hanyue always felt that Fu Junxiao's eyes were moist like a deer, and couldn't help but soften his heart.

"Okay, what reward do you want?" Du Hanyue coughed lightly.

Fu Junxiao's eyes immediately lit up like a puppy.

"...a kiss." Fu Junxiao pointed to his cheek, his eyelashes trembled twice, and looked at Du Hanyue expectantly.

Du Hanyue: "..." He knew it!

Seeing Fu Junxiao bowed his head and the redness behind his ears, Du Hanyue coughed lightly twice, then lowered his head and leaned over to sip on Fu Junxiao's face, thinking that it was the same as last time anyway... not bad, right?

He thought casually, and the next moment, the moment his lips touched Fu Junxiao's face, Fu Junxiao's face suddenly turned sideways, and then Du Hanyue's lips brushed past Fu Junxiao's.

Du Hanyue was stunned, Fu Junxiao stayed on Du Hanyue's lips for a moment, and immediately backed away with a blushing face.

Seeing Fu Junxiao's head bowed, red from the skin below the ears to the neck, Du Hanyue originally wanted to say a few words about him, but when he saw Fu Junxiao's shy boyish appearance, he suddenly couldn't speak.

Oops!

Wouldn't he really be bent by Fu Junxiao? !

... No, he seems to be gay from the start.

"Let's start class!" Du Han tried his best to ignore the awkwardness in his heart.

"...Hmm." Fu Junxiao lowered his head and laughed.

The class process of this day is still going smoothly. Du Hanyue is very serious in class, and Fu Junxiao listens to the class very seriously. Seeing Fu Junxiao's long eyelashes drooping, looking at the textbook with a side face, Du Hanyue smiled and continued to give Fu Junxiao Attend class.

In the middle of the class, Mama Fu came in with green tea cakes and tea.

"Mr. Du, you've worked hard in class." Mama Fu smiled gently, "Let's have some green tea cakes."

Du Hanyue thanked her quickly, and Fu's mother smiled and closed the door from the outside.

Du Hanyue took a piece of green tea cake and ate it, and Fu Junxiao also ate it silently, seeing how Fu Junxiao ate green tea cake crumbs all over his mouth, Du Hanyue laughed at him: "Why do you eat it all over your mouth, are you a primary school student? "

Fu Junxiao froze for a moment, lowered his head and stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick the corner of his mouth.

Du Hanyue stared blankly, quickly lowered his head and took a sip of tea to cover up his little heart beating suddenly.

After Fu Junxiao finished eating the green tea cake, he stuck out his tongue and licked his fingertips covered in green tea cake crumbs, just like a kitten licking its paws after eating. Wiping his mouth full of green tea cake crumbs.

"Senior brother, you eat your mouth full anyway, are you a primary school student?" Fu Junxiao asked with a soft eyelashes, with a soft smile, just in time to return what Du Hanyue said just now to Du Hanyue.

Du Hanyue: "..."

Du Hanyue blushed a little, but before he had time to refute, suddenly, Fu Junxiao leaned over, put his face in front of Du Hanyue's, then stuck out the tip of his tongue, and lightly licked the corner of Du Hanyue's mouth, licking up all the green tea cake crumbs clean.

Du Hanyue was stunned, for a moment he even forgot to push Fu Junxiao away, while Fu Junxiao lowered his head and lowered his eyes, a blush suddenly appeared on his fair and clean face, from earlobe to neck.

Du Han was sooner or later defeated by Fu Junxiao, who was clearly teasing someone but seemed to be being teased instead.

He stretched out his hand and gently pushed Fu Junxiao away, as if nothing had happened, he said calmly, "Since we finished our snacks, let's continue with the class."

Fu Junxiao blushed and nodded.

After finishing the afternoon class, Du Hanyue left Fu Junxiao's house after having dinner at Fu Junxiao's house.

After returning to the dormitory, Du Hanyue received a penguin chat box from Fu Junxiao the moment he went online——

Jun Xiaojian: I am so happy today~~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ...Have you started writing the homework assigned today?

Jun Xiaojian: Brother QAQ...

Hanyue Dao: Do ​​your homework carefully, I will check it carefully next week, if you do not write well, your homework will be doubled next week Jun Xiaojian: QAQ

Jun Xiaojian: Then if I write well, will I be rewarded~~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ... depends on the situation

Jun Xiaojian: Suddenly my whole body is full of motivation~ I'm going to do my homework~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: ... Hey, the same reward cannot be asked for a second time

Jun Xiaojian: But you obviously gave me the same reward last time QAQ

Hanyue Dao: This regulation will be implemented from today

Jun Xiaojian: Alright then QAQ

Jun Xiaojian: So... where should I kiss next time~≧▽≦

Cold Moon Knife: ...