The whole world is swiping let's be together

You listen to my explanation!Things are not what you imagined!

Du Hanyue was about to feel ill. He opened his mouth slightly to try to explain something, but at that moment, time seemed to freeze. Du Hanyue, who was sitting in front of the computer, and the people standing at the door looked at each other, looked at each other... Until the basketball in the hands of the boss standing at the door fell to the ground with a bang.

Time finally returned to normal.

Du Hanyue immediately turned off the video in a hurry, but couldn't find the fork in the upper right corner for a long time. After a long time, Jun Xiaojian's panting sound finally disappeared. Du Hanyue heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to turn his head to explain to others What.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw other people looking at him with "you don't need to explain, we all understand".

The boss looked at him deeply, and said meaningfully: "Sixth brother, don't worry, whether you like men or girls, as good brothers, we will support you!"

The third child also said with a brotherly look: "Sixth, don't worry! We brothers will not discriminate against you! We will support you! As long as you don't like me, even though I know I'm handsome, But you also know that I am the only child... There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants, how can you bear to let our old Shang family have no descendants?"

Du Hanyue: "..."

"So you must not fall in love with me! I am a man who is destined to dedicate his life to girls..."

The more Du Han couldn't bear it anymore, he reached out to pick up a book from the table and threw it towards the door.

"Hahaha, even if the sixth child really likes men, it's impossible for him to fall in love with you!" The boss patted the third child on the shoulder, "The sixth child should like mature men, since the songs he usually listens to are not Like pop music that young people would like..."

"It turns out that the sixth child doesn't like a little fresh meat like me! That's great, I'm relieved." The third child patted his chest.

Du Hanyue: "..."

Being poked, Du Han couldn't bear it any longer. He picked up a thick Oxford dictionary from the table and threw it towards the door.

"Damn it! Sixth, you murdered!" The third screamed miserably, holding his head.

Du Hanyue smiled coldly and said, "Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I beat you because I love you!"

"Your love hurts so much that I can't bear it~ You'd better love the boss!"

"Okay, okay, stop kidding, old six, let's go eat, you've been in the dormitory all day, go down for a walk." The boss smoothed things over with a hearty smile.

Du Han thought about it more, and said: "Okay, let's go." He calmly turned off the computer, followed the boss and the others out the door.

University A has several dining halls, but the one they often go to is the one closest to their dormitory.

Now it is the peak time of crowd flow in the afternoon. There are too many students coming to eat, and the dining hall is almost crowded. There are five people in their line, and finally found a corner with a few vacancies, and immediately went up to grab a seat. , there were a few girls who were planning to sit there, and the fourth child, who was the largest in the dormitory, immediately took advantage of his huge size, rushed up and sat down, occupying two seats by himself, shaking his legs and looking at the Several girls.

Those girls were together, and they didn't want to sit apart, and seeing the mocking look on the fourth child's face, they immediately walked away unhappily, muttering: "Not at all gentlemanly!"

Du Hanyue took the plate and sat down opposite the fourth child, and several other people also walked over to sit down. The third child sat diagonally across from the fourth child. As soon as he sat down, he couldn't stop talking, "Fourth child, I'm not talking about you, you should really lose weight, if you continue like this, no girl will like you anymore."

The fourth child rolled his eyes: "It's enough for me to have a game, a three-dimensional girlfriend is too troublesome."

The fourth child loves games like Du Hanyue, but the game that the fourth child often plays is the kind of love development game. His bookcase is almost full of various game discs, and there are many figures. It's the typical otaku.

"What's the point of playing virtual games all the time? It's interesting to have a girlfriend in reality. Girls in games are cute, but they can't be kissed like girls in reality," said the third child , and laughed badly, "Fourth brother, go find a girlfriend, and you will know the benefits of being a girl in reality..."

The fourth child lowered his head disinterestedly and continued to eat.

Du Hanyue kept pretending to lower his head and concentrate on eating, but he also heard what the third child said.

To be honest, the third child is also quite handsome, but he is not the same as the sunny and athletic guy like the boss. The third child is more like the playboy handsome guy in the comics. Since the freshman year, the girlfriend around the third child It's not fixed, Du Hanyue alone has seen seven or eight, but the shelf life of the third child and his girlfriends seems to be very short, the longest is three or four months, and the shortest is a few weeks. Sometimes Du Hanyue could even see the youngest hooking up with a new girl the next day.

Du Hanyue said that he could only light the wax for those girls in his heart.

"...The sixth son, do you think so?" The third son suddenly turned around and asked Du Hanyue.

"Ah, probably so." Du Han took a bite of the chicken leg and said vaguely.

It's a ghost, what he likes is a man, it is impossible for him to know the benefits of girls in reality in his life.

"You are also the sixth child. How can you get a girlfriend if you stay in the dormitory all the time?" The third child suddenly said, "I met a few junior sisters who came to report in advance today. They are all very cute. Would you like to introduce one to me?" you know?"

Du Hanyue almost choked on his trachea with a mouthful of food. After swallowing the food with difficulty, he shook his head and said, "No need, I'm not interested in it right now."...Of course, I don't think I will be interested in it in the future.

"Don't you like junior sisters?" The third child rubbed his chin, "There are a few beautiful senior sisters in our club who are also single, do you want to introduce them to you?"

"It's really unnecessary." Du Han shook his head resolutely.

... If it is a senior brother, maybe he can still be interested.

"You don't like Junior Sister, and you don't like Senior Sister, so what do you like? Could it be Senior Brother?" The third child said with a smirk.

At that moment, Du Hanyue's heart skipped a beat, but he managed to hide his panic, lowered his head and said, "How is it possible, stop talking nonsense and eat well."

"...You don't even like the senior brother?" The third child pretended to be surprised and widened his eyes, "Could it be the junior brother you like?"

Du Hanyue: "..."

The more Du Han couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up the empty drink box and threw it in the direction of the third child.

"Hey, hey, even if I got it right, don't get angry!" The third child hugged his head and laughed, "As for the juniors, I really know a few! You like the half-mature high school students. Semi-green little fresh meat, or the fresh, tender, green and delicious little tender meat of junior high school students? You're welcome! Just order!"

Du Hanyue: "Hehe."