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What the hell!

Du Han cursed secretly, then wiped off the bukkake milk on the screen with a tissue.

"God, did you drink water just now?" Jun Xiaojian's timid voice came from the earphone, "Is your screen okay..."

"Hehe," Du Han wiped the milk flowing down his chin, "Don't think too much, kid, be careful thinking about your brain."

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, don't male gods like big breasts?"

"...I'm going to take a shower, hehe." Du Hanyue looked down and found that the clothes on his chest were stained with milk, which was sticky and very uncomfortable. He thought he should just take a shower and change clothes.

"Male god, I heard that 'I'm going to take a shower, hehe' is a standard sentence used by goddesses to reject spare tires," Jun Xiao said with aggrieved words, "So you don't plan to take a bath but you just don't want to talk to me is it?"

"..." Du Hanyue was very helpless, how could Jun Xiaojian not be smart when he should be smart, and so smart when he shouldn't be? "You're thinking too much, I really plan to take a shower...do you want me to show you the live broadcast?"

"Yes, is it possible! o(*////▽////*)q" Du Hanyue seemed to be able to see Jun Xiaojian's blushing face from Jun Xiaojian's rippling little tone, and was a little speechless for a while.

"Son, don't think too much all day long, it will spoil your brain." After finishing speaking, Du Hanyue turned off the computer without waiting for Jun Xiaojian to say goodbye to him, took a change of clothes, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

The dormitories of University A are basically standard six-person rooms. There is one bathroom and one toilet in the dormitory, unlike those schools with only a few toilets and bathrooms on a whole floor. The standard of University A is enough for girls to take a bath and go to the toilet. It's enough, not to mention that boys like Du Hanyue and the others can take a shower fast enough.

It took Du Hanyue 5 minutes to take a shower, and after throwing the dirty clothes into the tub for bathing, Du Hanyue returned to the computer. Although Du Hanyue was quite handsome, his personality was similar to that of ordinary boys. Lazy, unwilling to wash clothes by hand.Of course, he still likes to be clean, unlike some boys who wear their underwear and socks upright for one day, and then wear them for another day.However, the underwear he wears will not be washed every day. After changing it, he will throw it aside, and wash it with a bucket of underwear on the day when there is no underwear to change if he does not wash it.

After getting on the penguin, the cat-loving fish sent Du Han the location and detailed rules of the noodle in a few days, and asked him if he had any comments. The fish themselves have no opinion.

Fish who loves cats: Remember to come on time that day!Come last if you dare!Be careful, I will rip off your leg hair!

Cold Moon Knife: ==

Du Hanyue looked down at his two white and smooth thighs, thinking silently, he also wants to have leg hair, but he doesn't... Although he is a boy, Du Hanyue's hair is not developed at all, and the leg hair is very sparse. From a distance, it doesn't look like it's there, it's all white, just like a girl.Thinking of how many girls asked him if he had shaved his legs before, Du Hanyue was very speechless about this.

In addition to having no leg hair, Du Hanyue's feet are also smaller than ordinary boys. Du Hanyue remembers that when he was in junior high school, many boys wore shoe sizes of No. 40. Now everyone in his dormitory wears shoes above 37 He is the only shoe size 37... Although he is not tall, but as a man, [-] feet are really too small, Du Hanyue is very depressed.At the beginning of school, other people in the dormitory made fun of his feet, saying that they were really handy.

...I can hold your sister with one hand!

Hanyue Dao: As a girl, can you stop being so cruel?

Cat-eating fish: ==＋I am not an ordinary fish, I am a carnivorous fish!

Hanyue Dao: I am still a knife, specially used to kill fish

Yu who loves to eat cats: Jun Xiaojian, is it still a sword? According to the general law of martial arts novels, those who use swords generally cannot beat Hanyue Dao who uses swords: ... Is the word cheap and sword the same?Is your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher?

Fish who loves cats: How do you know that my Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher?When I was in elementary school, Chinese was really taught by the physical education teacher. Hehe, I like to eat cat fish: I talked to Jun Xiaojian before, and he said that he originally planned to call him Jun Xiaojian, and then one of you is a knife, and the other is The sword looks so CP!

Hanyue Dao: ... Is there such a thing?

Fish who loves to eat cats: But then he felt that this was too revealing of his ambitions. Your knife is so famous that you are still a master. If he chooses such a CP name, it will be miserable if he is pinched to follow suit... Actually I think he was doing too much, and now his ambitions have been completely exposed. Who in the mixed game area of ​​station B doesn’t know that you are his male god? …Khan, is that an exaggeration?

Fish who loves cats: The whole world knows that he has a crush on you!Just follow him! (<ゝω·)～☆

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, how much money did he give you to pimp him?

Fish who loves cats: Please call me God Assist (<ゝω·)～☆

Hanyue Dao: He is only a high school student, and I am not a pedophile

Fish who love cats: So you admit that you are gay? ! Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Hanyue Dao: ...Did I say that?

Cat-eating fish: Congratulations on exposing your hidden gay attributes! Σ(°△°|||)

Hanyue Dao: Well, even if I'm gay, he's too young

Fish that loves cats: Oh...

Hanyue Dao: Wait, aren't you taking screenshots for him?

Fish that love cats: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Since I've been discovered, I'll admit it...

Before Du Hanyue could react, Jun Xiaojian's avatar in the lower right corner jumped up, and he resignedly poked it open——

Jun Xiaojian: Big Daddy, do you think I'm too young? QQ

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Jun Xiaojian: Although I am only a high school student now, I will grow up one day!

Hanyue Dao: When you grow up, I will be old

Jun Xiaojian: But aren’t you only three years older than me? OvO

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Hanyue Dao: ...Fuck, how do you know?

Du Hanyue didn't realize it for a while, he never filled in the real information on the Penguin information and the B station information, how did Jun Xiaojian know?And before, didn't Jun Xiaojian ask him if he was a teacher of University A?

Jun Xiaojian: Actually, I already knew about OvO

Jun Xiaojian: When I was in the first year of high school, because of too much pressure, I often went to University A to hang out, and then one day I heard a person giving a speech outside a certain classroom. At that time, I thought that person’s voice sounded louder than you , and then ran to that classroom every day to wait for that person to appear, but after waiting for a few days, he did not wait for that person. Hanyue Dao: ... the classrooms of universities are not fixed

Jun Xiaojian: (⊙v⊙) Well, I found out later that the classrooms of the university are not fixed, but at that time I had been waiting for more than a month Hanyuedao: And then

Jun Xiaojian: Then I finally waited for that person, but I didn’t dare to go up and talk to him, so I could only observe secretly from behind. Every time he was in that classroom, I would sit in the last row and secretly watch that person Back View Cold Moon Knife: ...

Jun Xiaojian: Does it look like a moron OvO