The whole world is swiping let's be together

Du Hanyue sighed, and was about to exit Jun Xiaojian's penguin space, but after thinking about it, he secretly deleted the access records next to him, even though he seemed to be the only one in the access records... But he thought, the reason why Jun Xiaojian locked the album was definitely because he didn't want others to see his former appearance.

He still pretends he hasn't seen it...

But is Jun Xiaojian so fat now? It doesn't match his voice at all! ...Well, as a person whose voice and appearance are seriously inconsistent, Du Han feels that he has no position to question the incompatibility of other people's voice and appearance. ╮（╯＿╰）╭Du Hanyue has no class in the afternoon, and Du Hanyue has been watching the live video all afternoon. After watching a few live broadcasts, Du Hanyue remembered that he hadn’t gone to see his favorite Jidian novel today. The writer is too handsome to have friends The new serialization of the book was published, so he logged in to the base point, opened the favorites, and looked at today's latest chapter.

Too handsome to have no friends is one of the master writers of Jidian, and also Du Hanyue's favorite online writer. The latest serialized fantasy martial arts novel "A Beauty with Me" is really very much to Du Hanyue's appetite. Jian Tianya is powerful, accompanied by a confidante with gay friends... That's right, "Accompany me with a confidante" is a stallion novel.As a gay guy, Du Hanyue is actually a little surprised that he likes to read stallion novels.

After reading the latest chapter of "A Beauty with Me", Du Han fell in love with the character Jun Lingling who appeared in this chapter. In this chapter, this cold beauty was written by the author to be cold , like a Goddess of Nine Heavens, Du Hanyue's unfinished message——

Draw the knife to decide the world for the king: the author, come on!Hurry up and accept Jun Lingling, a cold beauty!

Draw the sword to decide the universe is Du Hanyue's account ID in Jidian. He has liked to read martial arts novels since he was a child, otherwise he would not have changed the ID of station B to Hanyue Dao, although in martial arts novels, the protagonist usually uses a sword Yes, how chic it is to ride a horse and ride the west wind, and walk across the world with a sword!But compared to swords, Du Hanyue prefers knives.

After Du Hanyue finished typing, he was about to press the OK button to send the message, but his hand trembled accidentally, and he pressed [Share this message to Weibo] under the OK button... Then Du Hanyue was in a tragedy.

As an uncle Gongyin, although it is fake, Du Hanyue has always consciously portrayed himself as a mature, serious and serious image on Weibo, although he always read some dirty jokes and pictures on Weibo, But he never reposts or likes comments. Not only that, in order to pretend to be deep, he also comments on current events on Weibo from time to time, and occasionally posts landscape pictures and poems to pretend to be literary youth... #我有特别奇励力技术Everyone praises me for being so deep#

but--

As a god-level stallion writer, the name "too handsome to have no friends" has become a signboard. As long as it is his novel, when others see the author's name, they will immediately understand what kind of novel it is. Stallion, The harem is three thousand, YY has no lower limit, little Huang Wen... Even the girls who don't read stallion novels will know that this novel is definitely a stallion novel when they see the five words "handsome to have no friends".

Du Hanyue immediately climbed onto Weibo, trying to save his serious image, and then, there was no more.

As a master of station B with nearly [-] Weibo fans, Du Hanyue can get hundreds of comments every minute when he posts a new Weibo, not to mention that it is the peak time of get off work and school, and there are too many idle people. Brush Weibo...

The more desperate Du Han poked open the comment under his latest Weibo——

Fan of the Hanyue Dao family: Damn it!God, have you been hacked?You actually read stallion novels!

Little fan of the Hanyue Dao Family: Curious about what novel the male god is reading, I clicked in and took a look, and then I went blind. !

Endless Evil Emperor: Is it strange that men like to read stallion novels?I also like to watch

Hanyue Daojia's Sliced ​​Noodles: The wretched man in front played a game!I can't believe that my male god is the kind of dick who likes to read stallion novels!God, you must have made a mistake, right?

The big underpants of the Hanyue Dao family: Hahahaha, am I the only one who went to see who this Jun Lingling is?Cool and beautiful, there is a gentleman in the name, only I think Hanyuedao is beating around the bush to imply something→_→Hanyuedao's one-piece stockings: That's what I said earlier!I also feel a strong sense of sight coming to my face!Cool beauty, with the word Jun in her name, do you want to come and match a secret sign ←_←...

What the hell!

The more Du Han read the above few messages, the whole person suddenly became ill.

A cool beauty with a gentleman in her name... Could it be that you are talking about Jun Xiaojian?

Bridge Bean Sacks!Stop thinking about it!What if he substitutes Jun Lingling into Cheng Jun Xiaojian's photo when he reads novels in the future? ... Hurry up and stop making weird brain supplements!

Just when Du Hanyue was about to delete this Weibo with a wave of his hand, the penguin profile picture in the lower right corner of his screen suddenly jumped up - he poked it open and saw that it was Jun Xiaojian.

Jun Xiaojian: Daddy, you actually like reading stallion novels OvO

Du Hanyue immediately spurted blood for three thousand miles... Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles!Why don't the whole world know about it so quickly!I always feel that the headline of tomorrow's forum will become "August [-], that man who always pretends to be a serious and mature man, actually likes to read stallion novels and loves to pick his feet".

Hanyue Knife: ...Aren't you in the follow-up visit?

Jun Xiaojian: After the follow-up consultation, I swiped Weibo in the car, and then I saw your latest Weibo OvO Hanyue Dao: Be good, don’t ask children about adult matters

Jun Xiaojian: I am not young, I will be an adult soon QAQ

Hanyue Dao: Hehe, have you finished writing "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"?

Jun Xiaojian: Don’t keep mentioning this TAT

Cold Moon Knife: Smiling and stroking the dog's head

Du Hanyue felt very complicated in his heart. He was actually a little happy to have such an enthusiastic little fan like Jun Xiaojian, but being discovered by a little fan that he likes to read stallion novels... Hehe, I always feel that it is not something to be happy about.

Jun Xiaojian: Since I really like watching it, I will watch OvO too.

Hanyue Dao: I will look down on children, you have to study hard now and get into a good university Jun Xiaojian: The teacher said to combine work and rest, I wrote down the name of the novel, go back and look for it =v=

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Jun Xiaojian: Jun Lingling, is that called this?Do you like cold beauties like Jun Lingling? Hanyue Dao: Be good, children should watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", "Balala Little Demon Fairy", "Happy Superman", "Armor Warrior" and the like, don't watch those you shouldn't Look at it, Jun Xiaojian who will damage your brain: But everyone said watching those will lose your IQ OvO

Hanyue Dao: Do ​​you think these cartoons are as superficial as you think?So naive, these cartoons actually have profound connotations!They satirize many problems in this society, such as Big Big Wolf, which deeply reflects the most serious social disease in contemporary society-procrastination!If it didn't have to cook the sheep before eating, it would have eaten the sheep 800 years ago Jun Xiaojian: Da Da, you know a lot!Although I don't understand it, I always feel uplifted!So tired!

Jun Xiaojian: As expected, you are indeed my favorite, I like you so much~(*/ω＼*)