rebirth gossip

The rice wine made by Mrs. Zhou tastes sour and sweet like a drink, and people who don’t drink much can drink about a catty without getting drunk.But this rice wine has a lot of stamina, once you underestimate it as a drink, it will give you some color immediately after drinking it for half an hour.

People like Yuan Mingyi who can drink a catty of liquor, because they don't know the degree, drink too much without knowing it every time, and they will have a drunken duet with Yang Xiaoge.

Yuan Mingyi glanced at the rice wine bottle on the dining table, guessing that Yang Xiaoge had almost drunk enough, so he stopped persuading him to drink.Yuan Mingyi loves the taste of rice wine more than Yang Xiaoge, and he used to drink faster and more than Yang Xiaoge.There is a plot today, Yuan Mingyi has been controlling his drinking rhythm.There will be no drunken duets this time.

"Ming Yi, let's have a singing competition!" Yang Xiaoge spoke loudly, his eyes were shining, and he was in a state of excitement.

The corners of Yuan Mingyi's mouth were raised, and Yang Xiaoge's appearance gave him the urge to hold her in his arms and rub her vigorously.

"How about we go upstairs and sing?"

"Why go upstairs?" Yang Xiaoge's eyes widened.

"Music can be played in the entertainment room upstairs, and we will sing to it." Yuan Mingyi coaxed Yang Xiaoge patiently.

"Singing to the soundtrack? Good! Let's go upstairs!"

After Yang Xiaoge agreed, he stood up abruptly, his hasty movements caused postural hypotension, and he couldn't control his body accurately due to the excessive drinking, his head became dizzy, and his body swayed involuntarily.

"Be careful!" Yuan Mingyi strode up to Yang Xiaoge's side with one stride, wrapping his arms around his waist to help him balance.

"What are you shaking?" Yang Xiaoge stared blankly at the person supporting him.

"It's not me shaking, it's you shaking yourself." Yuan Mingyi laughed.

"Ming Yi, you have grown up, you can't lie and quibble, you should have the courage to admit what you did!" Yang Xiaoge looked serious, like a primary school dean.

Yang Xiaoge looked normal except for his blushing cheeks and wider eyes than usual.You have to take a closer look to find that his eyes are slack and unfocused.

"Okay, okay! I was wrong, I admit it!" Yuan Mingyi readily admitted that he couldn't reason with a drunk person.

"A good boy is one who can admit his mistakes!"

Yang Xiaoge nodded in relief, and reached out to touch the top of Yuan Mingyi's head to show his praise.It's just that Yuan Mingyi is taller than him, and it's inconvenient to reach the top of his head, so he pinched his ears instead.

Yuan Mingyi trembled from Yang Xiaoge's pinch, his head to toe stiffened, and his blood gushed out where it shouldn't.

"Hey, what mistake did you make just now?" Yang Xiaoge still pinched his friend's ear, but tilted his head in contemplation. The person who made the mistake has already admitted his mistake, but the so-called dean has forgotten what mistakes the good boy made.

"I can't stand still! I'm shaking!" Yuan Mingyi tightened his hand around Yang Xiaoge's waist.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are the one who swayed back and forth, making me dizzy." Yang Xiaoge put his hand away from Yuan Mingyi's ear and put it on his shoulder, and said with a righteous face: "Come on, I'll help you upstairs to play music and sing. "

Fortunately, I still remember going upstairs to play music.

"Okay, you help me." Yuan Mingyi smiled helplessly, a little worried that the result of his plot would be incorrect.

With one arm around the waist and the other around the shoulders, the two of them climbed up the stairs without using their arms or feet.Halfway through the climb, Yang Xiaoge couldn't wait to start singing, and this time it was Little Apple.

A little apple was sung by Yang Xiaoge, as if he was reading prose.It's all about reading prose, and when I get excited, I start dancing and wanting to do a square dance, which scares Yuan Mingyi's arms tightly, fearing that he will accidentally roll down the stairs.

After finally coming to the recreation room, Yuan Mingyi helped Yang Xiaoge to sit on the sofa.

"Quickly release it! Just release the little apple!" Yang Xiaoge put his hands on his thighs and knees, and sat upright.After taking a bath, Yang Xiaoge changed into sportswear, and this posture seemed to be an athlete in a training camp.

Yuan Mingyi frowned, is there a song called Little Apple?If there is, it is probably very ugly, and it is an extremely lonely song.

"There is no little apple, how about putting something else."

"Play something else?" Yang Xiaoge was trying to think about what music to play, and the LCD screen had already started to make a 'hmmmm' sound. "What song is this?"

On the screen, a woman with bare shoulders was lying on the bed with her eyes closed, shaking her head, stroking her chest with her hands, as if she was suffering, and panting non-stop.

Yuan Mingyi turned around and sat next to Yang Xiaoge, staring at him and explaining softly: "It is said to be the latest song in Southeast Asia."

"Oh!" Yang Xiaoge's eyes widened, patiently waiting for the disc's prelude to pass.But after waiting for a while, there was still no music, but the woman on the bed stripped off her clothes, revealing her snow-white breasts.

Yuan Mingyi watched Yang Xiaoge closely. "Is it beautiful?"

"Crack! Artificial glue! What a beauty!" Yang Xiaoge stared at the two lumps on the screen and commented.

"You don't like it?" Yuan Mingyi moved his eyes to Yang Xiaoge's crotch, it was flat and there was no reaction, and his tense nerves relaxed.If you are not excited about a woman who is naked, does it mean that you are not interested in women?

"It's so ugly." Yang Xiaoge snorted twice to express his contempt, and looked down for the remote control. "Where's the music? It's not here yet? Go in and drop these ads!"

"Don't worry, the advertisement will be over soon." Yuan Mingyi grabbed Yang Xiaoge's hand to comfort him.

What is playing on the LCD screen is not music, it is pornography at all.Yuan Mingyi checked the information on the computer and wanted to test Yang Xiaoge's sexual orientation while he was drunk.

If he hadn't met Yang Xiaoge, Yuan Mingyi felt that he would not have this tendency at all.It can be said that Yang Xiaoge activated the recessive same-sex gene hidden deep in Yuan Mingyi's body.Yuan Mingyi hoped that Yang Xiaoge would do the same.

The advertisement did not pass, and the screen turned to a young man.The man is not tall and has dark skin. He is estimated to be in his early 170s. He is very strong and muscular.

The muscular man had a wretched smile on his face, and he was muttering something, while he was undressing, revealing his radiant chest.

"What's the figure of this man?" Yuan Mingyi went to look at Yang Xiaoge's crotch again, but there was no response.

"Not so good, like a tropical monkey, not as good as me!" Yang Xiaoge stretched out his chest with both hands, and proudly puffed out his chest. "I'm the muscle! The muscle that's worked out!"

"You have muscles?"

Yuan Mingyi looked carefully at Yang Xiaoge twice, but he couldn't see any similarities between Yang Xiaoge and the muscular man.The reborn Yang Xiaoge has been doing mental work all the time, at most he goes to the gym to exercise, instead of working everywhere like in his previous life, he can exercise a few abdominal muscles.

"Why hasn't the advertisement passed?" Yang Xiaoge became impatient. "Ming Yi, replay a CD, the one without commercials."

"Wait a little longer, the advertisement will be over soon." Yuan Mingyi was distressed, why didn't the people in front of him respond to men and women?It is said that people are more likely to be excited and teased after drinking alcohol. Why is there no movement when it comes to Yang Xiaoge?

"Hey, condensed! Concentrated! This is too quintessential!" Yang Xiaoge suddenly pounced on Yuan Mingyi's side, clutching his trouser waist with both hands, and was about to pull it down.

"Xiaoge, what are you doing?" Yuan Mingyi was surprised and delighted, and pressed Yang Xiaoge's hands to ask for clarification.What's happening here?Partners are only interested in themselves?

"Don't move! Let me compare!" Yang Xiaoge was dissatisfied.

"Compared to what?" Yuan Mingyi didn't know why.

"Hey, a thing as small as Hot Monkey dares to show his eyes, let's compare with him." The concentrated essence that Yang Xiaoge just said was satirizing the size of a muscular man in a pornographic film.

When I was young, there were a lot of children in Sima Lane who were competing with each other. Yang Xiaoge was always the champion and runner-up, and he was drunk and conscious.Yang Xiaoge caught a glimpse of Yuan Mingyi's crotch being pushed up high, and his first instinct was to take it out to compare with the muscular man, and to use Yuan Mingyi's things to defeat the muscular man and make the muscular man ashamed.

Yuan Mingyi turned his gaze to the screen, and on the screen a man and a woman had already entered into foreplay.

"Ming Yi, you won't be so stingy, will you? Take it out and compare it, and there are a lot of hairs!" Yang Xiaoge was still struggling with his hands, and his movements didn't know how to measure, and he touched the sensitivity under the two layers of cloth.

"Do you really want to see it?" Yuan Mingyi took a breath, and the blood all over his body rushed to that place.

"You have to see, I'll show you mine too!" Yang Xiaoge felt fair.

Sweeping his gaze to the place he paid most attention to, he found that the other party's place had bulged, and with a buzzing sound in his head, Yuan Mingyi only felt that a tendon in the back of his head was broken. "You can see it if you want, but don't regret it in the future!"

"Why should I be late..." Yang Xiaoge didn't finish his sentence, the strength in his hand to stop suddenly disappeared, and Yuan Mingyi's outer pants and underwear were torn off at once, and a thick stick popped out.

Yang Xiaoge's eyes straightened, he held it with his hand and shook it. "Um, did you cheat and take Viagra?"

"Yang Xiaoge!" Yuan Mingyi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying his best to control himself not to pounce on the opponent.

"Okay, I'll give you the championship, and I'll be the runner-up." Yang Xiaoge let go of his hand, lowered his head, pulled his sweatpants apart for comparison, and immediately admitted defeat.

"I haven't seen clearly yet, the runner-up you said doesn't count." Yuan Mingyi bit his lower lip, his eyes burning.

"Cut! I always seek truth from facts. If you don't believe me, come and check!" Yang Xiaoge closed his eyes and lay down on the sofa, spreading his arms and legs.

Because the movement was too big, the sports top was lifted up a little, exposing the skin around the waist.

All the cells in Yuan Mingyi's body were clamoring to rush over, but he still controlled himself to slow down and sit beside Yang Xiaoge.

"Xiaoge, what kind of person do you like?"

Yang Xiaoge had his eyes closed, but when he felt the heat from the tip of his nose, he opened his eyes and saw Yuan Mingyi's clean-cut face.

"You, like you." Yang Xiaoge was in a trance, staring at the handsome man in front of him and talking nonsense. "It looks like a night sky, with a vortex inside."

"Is there a vortex?" Yuan Mingyi lowered his head, nose to nose with the person below him.

"I can't look any more, your eyes are evil." Yang Xiaoge closed his eyes, his lips parted slightly, feeling that his heart lacked oxygen and blood supply, and his limbs became weak.

Yang Xiaoge's reaction made Yuan Mingyi laugh softly.Fingers traced Yang Xiaoge's eyebrows, and the other hand gently stroked Yang Xiaoge's waist, slowly moving towards the target.

"Don't touch it, Mingyi, I can't bear it." Yang Xiaoge pressed his hands between his crotches, and Yuan Mingyi's hands were underneath, separated by sweatpants and shorts.

"do not like?"

"I like it, but I still can't bear it."

"I'll take it."

Yuan Mingyi lowered his head and kissed the long-awaited lips.

The couple on the screen had already fought fiercely, and the couple on the sofa had been twisting together all the time.

At dawn the next day, Yang Xiaoge woke up and found himself lying on Yuan Mingyi's chest, and fell off the sofa in shock.

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