Feng Mang

It's a pity it's too late.

Our high-ranking Chief Huang was sprayed with bath lotion all over his face.And it's still pure white, and I can't help but dream about it when I hang it on my face.

Wang Zhongding hurriedly took out a piece of paper and handed it over.

"What is this?" Huang Tuo looked angrily.

In order to save some face for the chief, Wang Zhongding didn't tell him that it was a "bukkake device" invented by Han Dong.Just saying it's a squeeze bottle is vague.

After a while, Huang Tuo fell in love with a grasshopper cage again.

"Did he make it up himself?"

"Well, it's made of scrap wood and barbecue sticks."

After speaking, Wang Zhongding also demonstrated to Huang Tuo how to use the grasshopper cage.

"Look, this cage has a small door. If you want to get a grasshopper out, you can lift the small door of the cage from this position. Then use a bamboo stick to drive it away. After a while, it can jump Out."

“Interesting~”

Huang Tuo fiddled with it for a while, and finally said to Wang Zhongding: "Since it's still there, why don't you give it to me, I'm sure there are a lot of grasshoppers over there."

Wang Zhongding was a little embarrassed, "I have to ask Han Dong, I really can't make up my mind."

"Okay, let's put this here first, and ask him when we eat later."

Wang Zhongding said: "Let's go eat first, and watch it after dinner."

"Okay, okay." Huang Tuo nodded in response.

The two went to the restaurant talking and laughing.

In contrast, Han Dong's mood was not so optimistic.

During the meal, not only did he pull this face the whole time, but Huang Tuo also ignored him when talking to him.

"Little foreign devil is not very happy today~" Huang Tuo deliberately teased.

Han Dong held a face that smelled worse than stinky tofu, and insisted, "Is there any? I'm in a good mood~"

Wang Zhongding said to Huang Tuo: "He is tired from filming, and he will wilt when he is tired. Let's continue talking and leave him alone."

Han Dong's heart was bubbling with sourness, but he didn't want to show it, so while drinking in silence, he secretly examined the face of his "rival in love".

He lost his wife in middle age and had a daughter who was over eight years old.

Is it a good match with Wang Zhongding...Han Dong was so angry that he took another two sips of wine for himself.

As a result, he drank alone for a long time, and finally waited for Wang Zhongding to say something, and he still wanted to be caged.

"Anyway, it's useless for you to keep it, why don't you give it to Brother Huang." Wang Zhongding said.

Han Dong immediately reprimanded: "Who says I don't need it, I will raise one tomorrow."

"What do you raise? People raise grasshoppers because they want to hear grasshoppers sing. You talk more than grasshoppers."

Han Dong's face darkened, "Is it okay? I'm happy."

Wang Zhongding was also annoyed, "What happened to you today? Since you sat here..."

"Okay." Huang Tuo stopped Wang Zhongding, "It's fine if he doesn't want to, and I don't necessarily have to raise him."

Wang Zhongding said nothing with a sullen face.

As a result, the more Han Dong thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, and finally he couldn't help but burst out.

"I'll give it to him, okay?"

Huang Tuo was stunned, why did he suddenly change again?

Wang Zhongding was also taken aback at first, but after he realized it, he began to boast again: "What did I say? He is not the kind of stingy person in the first place."

Huang Tuo laughed loudly, "Then thank you in advance."

Instead of feeling more at ease, Han Dong felt even more aggrieved.So he started drinking one cup after another, like a secret rivalry, and got himself drunk after a while.

Wang Zhongding and Huang Tuo didn't drink less, it's true that when you meet a bosom friend, you can drink less than a thousand glasses, and you will feel dizzy after chatting.

"You drove here alone and drank so much alcohol, so don't go back, just stay here tonight."

Huang Tuo was right after thinking about it, so he nodded in agreement.

Wang Zhongding and the nanny went upstairs to hug the new bedding. Huang Tuo patted Han Dong on the back and asked, "Are you staying here tonight?"

Han Dong gave a drunken hum.

"Let's go, let's go back to the room together."

As a result, after Huang Tuo entered his guest room, Han Dong also followed.Huang Tuo threw himself on the bed, and Han Dong followed suit.

Huang Tuo teased Han Dong, and asked, "Didn't they arrange a room for you?"

"arranged."

"Then why don't you go to sleep in your own room?"

Han Donghou rushed to Huang Tuo's body in various ways, "I just want to sleep in the same room with you."

Huang Tuo didn't know that Han Dong had admitted the wrong person, thinking that he was born to love to play.So when Han Dong came up to him, he didn't forcefully push him away.

As a result, Han Dong started to move his arms and legs, and the words in his mouth became more and more outrageous.

"Do you like me?" asked Huang Tuo.

Although Huang Tuo was a straight man, Han Dong expressed his meaning so clearly that it was impossible for him not to understand.

"I do not like you."

Soldiers speak straightforwardly.

Han Dong's face was hurt, "Why?"

Huang Tuo said: "I can't accept men."

"I can't accept it either, but I still like you. This is life. I can't deny it."

After thinking seriously, Huang Tuo refused bluntly: ""I don't like people who are too perfect. In contrast, I prefer people with more flaws. "" I have a lot of problems! "Han Dong immediately interjected, "I love to brag, I love to calculate, I love to play hooligans, I'm babbling, and I'm still talking..." "Okay, don't force yourself, someone has already told you about your situation." Disclosed to me, you are an all-around talent in my eyes, perfect. ""Don't listen to him... nonsense... I... have problems... there are many... many..."

Han Dong fell asleep halfway through his words.

Huang Tuo also fell asleep in a daze with the help of alcohol.

After an unknown amount of time, Wang Zhongding finally walked in with the arranged quilt in his arms.

As a result, seeing the scene in front of him, his face immediately turned green.

Not only did Han Dong sleep on the same bed as Huang Tuo, but his head was also stuck in Huang Tuo's crotch.

Wang Zhongding hurriedly put down the quilt, and first removed the stupid thing from the bed.As a result, as soon as he carried it on his shoulders, his figure suddenly froze, and he froze in place.

There was a clear mark between Huang Tuo's spread legs, which hurt his eyeballs severely.

how come?

How could it be him?

Wang Zhongding sobered up in an instant, and his mind was filled with these four big words—careless in making friends.

As a result, when Huang Tuo got up at night, he suddenly found an abnormality in his leg.

Strange, how could there be a grease stain?

Even if you are rubbing, it is impossible to rub against this place, right?

At this moment, he suddenly remembered what Han Dong said last night.Looking at the position where the oil rubbed again, I instantly understood what was going on.

This stinky boy, before he knew anything, he wanted to take advantage of me...

So I pulled out a tissue and wiped it off vigorously.

Early the next morning, when Huang Tuo went downstairs, Wang Zhongding was sitting in the living room smoking.

"Woke up so early?" Huang Tuo asked.

Wang Zhongding's complexion was obviously not very good, but it was too exaggerated to suppress it without changing.

"I woke up when I couldn't sleep."

Huang Tuo said: "My department has something to do over there, so I won't have breakfast with you."

Wang Zhongding hummed.

Just as Huang Tuo was about to leave, he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, I didn't take the grasshopper cage."

Wang Zhongding suddenly said, "Don't take it."

"What's wrong?" Huang Tuo was puzzled.

Wang Zhongding replied flatly: "He doesn't want to give it to you anymore."

"Eh? I clearly remember that he agreed later, why did he backtrack again?"

"He is that kind of person." Wang Zhongding's tone changed immediately, "Speaking is never reliable."

Huang Tuo didn't think so, thinking that he "rejected" Han Dong yesterday, and it was normal for Han Dong to lose his temper.

So Huang Tuo casually found an excuse to smooth things over, "Maybe he really likes it."

"He doesn't like it, he's just stingy." Wang Zhongding said decisively.

Huang Tuo raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you say yesterday that he's not stingy?"

"It's to save face for him, I'm embarrassed to say it. In fact, he is stingy, especially calculating."

Huang Tuo vaguely remembered a shortcoming that Han Dong mentioned yesterday.

Wang Zhongding is emphasizing today, could it be that he wants to match the two of us?

Even though he thought so, Huang Tuo didn't say it to his face.I was afraid that if Wang Zhongding didn't mean that, he would make a joke.

"Since he doesn't want to, forget it."

Wang Zhongding suddenly said again: "However, he gave this to you." Then he pushed it in front of Huang Tuo.

Huang Tuo took a closer look, and found that it was the squeeze bottle that sprayed his face with body wash last night.

Just as I was about to say no need, I heard Wang Zhongding explain: "This bukkake gun looks quite..."

"What do you think this is?" Huang Tuo interrupted immediately.

Wang Zhongding said: "The tool for simulating bukkake is used for pranks."

"Didn't you say yesterday that this is a squeeze bottle?"

"But I was afraid that you would get angry, so I didn't tell the truth. I don't think this kid is so over the top. He just sprayed you in the face and wanted to give it to you."

If Wang Zhongding didn't say anything, Huang Tuo didn't think there was anything wrong.As a result of his "matching" in disguise, Huang Tuo had an unusual feeling for Han Dong.