[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

I heard that when eating, if you feel strong pressure, your stomach will send out a warning.

Ji Li felt that he was about to have stomach bleeding now.

Apparently, the plan that Juno said before was already being implemented. After the conversation, the low air pressure on the crocodile could not be described in words. Even a silly child with no winks like the magic dragon noticed it. "Crow, do you have a stomachache?"

It's not like that, Hecate, Jilifu.

Although she didn't know what happened, Robin was a smart person and noticed that the atmosphere was very delicate. After eating, she wiped her mouth and left.

Ji Li got up to respond, the old man looked at a certain woman who was obviously going to stay as a light bulb, and could only cough very hard, "Ah cough!!!"

Juno squinted at him, "Do you want me to prescribe you a side drug?"

"...I'm so thirsty, go back to the store and have a drink."

She waved her hand exaggeratedly, "What's the matter~" She seemed to be talking to someone, "Anyway, isn't the house you left for my niece alone to store a lot of wine from our two elders?"

Juno smiled and patted Jili on the back, "I don't know which impolite bastard made me drink so much less, it's true~"

This time the old man really coughed like crazy.

Hecate looked at the wine on the table being drunk, and apologized very guiltyly, "I'm sorry, aunt, I didn't know that the wine in the wine cellar is not drinkable."

Juno choked for a moment, then rushed over and hugged her emotionally, "Why is my baby so cute! You can drink whatever you want~ All the wine aunts on this island will grab it for you!"

This warm scene was obviously not what Crocodile wanted to see.

"Come on, you guys." He knocked on the table impatiently and called Hecate, "Hey, come here."

Jili dragged Juno away before her blood vessel burst. The red-haired woman bit her handkerchief and watched helplessly as her niece was hugged by that cold-blooded animal, "He provoked me, Jili! He really knows who I am !"

Juno roared angrily, and Robin could pretend that he didn't see it. Juno strangled her neck, "Just such a hateful man, listen to me, break up with him!"

While laughing with him, Robin gave Jili a look of help, and the old man helplessly poked Juno with his cane, "You should be a bit closer."

"%#￥%@!&*..."

"I don't understand at all." Jili waved his hand indifferently, Juno calmed down, stood in place calmly, and looked back at the white hut behind him.

Warm yellow lights flickered, shell wind chimes jingled in the windows, and she could hear Hecate laughing.

Are you... happy with him?

Juno recalled her happy love in the past, and Jiujima was a good place to meet her. She thought that even if he wasn't a handsome young man who loved to sing and play guitar, he would be a reliable navy soldier.

Fire Dragon didn't understand why.

There is no tenderness at all, the villain is written all over his face, what is there to like about it.

"If..." she muttered to herself.

Ji Li and Robin looked at her at the same time, Juno turned his head and said, "If you pass the test, I agree with them two being together."

Compared with the melancholy of the fire dragon, the picture in the white cabin is too warm.

Hecate was cleaning the dishes, and Crocodile leaned against the kitchen door, watching her slender fingers wipe away the oil stains, humming happily, and the foam of dish soap covered the pile of dishes. A sentence popped up, "Do you want help?"

"No need, your hands are not convenient, let me take care of the housework. Am I suitable for marriage?" She teased him with a smile.

The man didn't smile, his eyes were always on her and he couldn't move away. His golden eyes were no longer inorganic and hard. In this small kitchen, they reflected the lights of ordinary people.

For a moment, Crocodile missed the state in the illusion, without onepiece and the sea, living in a stable city and having a family.

"Your mother must have taught you a lot about being a good wife," he said.

Hecate drained the water from the bowl and took the dishes to wash. She recalled Lily, with a happy smile on her face, "Yeah, do you know how nice our home in Marin Vendo is? Five times a day It's meal time, breakfast is us, Zefa, Will, and it's just us in the morning, Will will come back again for lunch, afternoon tea is me, Lily and her friends..."

As she talked about her hair falling down, Chloe came up behind her and helped her pin her hair back. This action surprised Hecate, "What's wrong with you today?"

The man was a little uncomfortable, "It's just that you have no hands to tidy up."

"Crow is surprisingly careful..." Hecate looked forward to it, "This is also very handsome! I like it very much."

"boring."

Crocodile walked out of the kitchen, leaving Hecate calling out dissatisfiedly, "Come with me!"

He didn't answer, his face was a little hot, and he wanted to leave quickly.

The housewife over there immediately used water magic, washed the rest of the tableware and put it down, "Wait for me, Chloe~"

At night, when Hecate came out of the shower, she saw the man sitting by the bed, watching her come with a smile on his lips.

so hot--

Crowe's unwaxed hair scattered randomly on his face, with steam, and his cynical eyes seemed a little happier today. The bathrobe showed a little chest muscle, and the magic dragon ushered in the happiest time of the day.

eat tofu.

This is a special treat unique to reconciliation.

The bathrobe did not block his body at all, the wounds the man had suffered in the battle were very clear, and he did not dodge.

The magic dragon can't do anything, she just touches her boyfriend's chest muscles, the texture is very good.

"Do you love touching people?" Have you ever touched others?

"I touched it because I like Crowe." The chest muscles are so strong, and Crowe did not neglect to exercise.

Although they are not on the same channel, it does not affect the relationship between the two.

In order not to suffer, or for other reasons, Crocodile also rubbed the skin on her shoulders. The calluses on her palms were a bit rough, which made Hecate feel a little itchy. He said, "I made a bet with someone, I don't know if it will won't lose."

Hecate asked suspiciously, "Are you afraid?"

He chuckled, "Am I afraid?"

"Then gamble." She rolled over and approached Crocodile's face, "Someone told me that as long as you're not afraid of losing, you can keep gambling."

He looked at Hecate, and for a moment wanted to ask who that man was, and swallowed it before he could say it.

Thinking of what the red-haired woman said, he felt uncomfortable.

I don't know how many people I've liked, who I've proposed to, and how dare I always tell him "favourite"... Heartless dragon, tsk.

Crocodile bit her neck unhappily, and Hecate smiled and avoided, "Is Crocodile a puppy? Didn't he have enough to eat at night?"

"Well, I'm not full."

"Then I'll give you a kiss~" Hecate leaned over in his usual state, and didn't expect to get a kiss. After all, Crowe had been rejecting her since he came out of the illusion.

Today is different.

He put his hand on the back of Hecate's head, deepening the kiss, and the old hand in love quickly confused the woman.

Full of aggression, as if trying to eat her, pressing against her upper jaw, the magic dragon was numb all over, enjoying this moment instinctively.

When Crocodile let go of her, Hecate was already too shy, "Ke, Kloe?"

She likes me, Chloe thought.

Even if she leaves, she will catch up, and even if she loses her temper, she will not leave.

Take a bet, you can't lose.

"I decided to gamble." He repeated, already made up his mind.

"Huh?" Hecate thought for a while, "Ah, Crowe's reflex arc is really long, I bet it took me so long to think about it."

"You do not understand."

"what?"

He hesitated for a moment, "...Although I have great confidence in myself, I don't have confidence in the other person who participated in the gamble. I don't know what she will do."

Hecate let out a chuckle, and lying in Crowe's arms, he said freely, "Just let go of that kind of thing, and it's not that I can't afford to lose. I have a lot of money."

"Ha." The man sneered, "Give it all to me?"

She put her arms around Crowe, without hesitation, "Well! I'll give you everything~"

The man replied with some amusement, "Yes, yes, thank you so much."

"By the way, will you get along well with your aunt?"

Crocodile raised his eyebrows, "Why do you ask this?"

"I just said it before, but it still feels weird. You are like two porcupines together."

"What a lousy metaphor that is."

"Really!" Hecate sat up, "I feel that there are long thorns on my aunt's body facing you, and you have exposed your fangs. It feels like you are going to fight several times."

"Who do you want to win?"

"I hope I won't hit you." She said with a sad face, "and no human being can beat my aunt..."

The man asked back, "Do you think I will lose?"

Hecate nodded sincerely.

"...I'll call you sooner or later."

These words are a bit angry and seem naive, but Hecate is genuinely worried, "Don't get hurt, Chloe, although my aunt can save people, but the people she saves will eventually be sold to her as slaves for a long time. If it really hurts me and I can't save you, I have to ask my aunt to do it."

Crocodile didn't take it seriously, he stood up and was about to leave, but Hecate grabbed him, shocked, "Where are you going to live now?"

The man also had a rare look of confusion, "My room."

"No! You want to live with me!" Hecate pointed angrily at the ring on his ring finger, "I have already accepted my engagement ring and even kissed me, don't pretend like nothing happened!"

... Don't mention it, he seems to be in chaos and abandonment.

"Go and change into your pajamas first."

"it is good!"

In the end, he lay down in Hecate's bedroom. Crocodile looked at the ceiling, feeling extraordinarily calm, just sleeping. No matter how idiotic this guy is, he would never do anything that crossed the line.

"Crow." She called his name.

The man turned his head to look at her, Hecate sat up straight from the bed, and said seriously, "Let's have a baby."

"...You idiot."

Hecate began to unbutton his shirt, "I'm serious, because Crowe seems to be very talkative today."

He panicked, "Don't mess around!" Then he pressed her firmly under the quilt, wrapped her up like a silkworm chrysalis.

It was the first time the two shared the same bed, and he wasn't going to do anything.

"What a pity." Hecate said with regret.

Crocodile gritted his teeth and threatened, "Go to sleep, or I will leave."

"What about my dear?"

"No." Today's share is used up.

Hecate closed his eyes in disappointment, barely fell asleep, and kept muttering, "Crow is really good today. It's not that he was bad before, but he was really good to me today."

Even if the man doesn't respond to her, she can continue to speak, using her imagination, "I heard that there is a saying that is good in words, and Chloe's realm has improved."

Crocodile pretended to be asleep, but was still caught by this sentence, and replied, "When a person is about to die, his words are good. Are you sure it's me?"

"Then don't want it, Ke Luo, you must not die, I feel so sad when I think about it."

"Well, I will."

"Don't be too picky, there are many other delicious foods besides tomatoes, chocolate donuts and the like."

"Well, I see."

"Crow, I want a new tarot card."

"Well, I bought it for you."

The sentence became more and more ambiguous, and she was about to fall asleep.

While half asleep and half awake, Hecate proposed as usual, "Marry me...Cloe..." He fell asleep before finishing speaking.

Crocodile propped his head on one hand, looking at her peaceful sleeping face under the moonlight, the corners of her mouth could not help but curl up in a happy arc, the facial muscles used to cold faces and sarcasm seemed not quite adapted to this state, look It looks a little stiff.

"Okay, let's get married, and send an invitation to that yellow-haired kid who doesn't know how to live or die."

No one heard him, and he spoke the answer, and even Hecate thought he was dreaming.

Had a sweet dream.

Chloe was wearing a handsome suit, and she was wearing a wedding dress, just like the one in the illusion, she ran to him happily, and the man hugged her tightly.

"Marry me, Hecate."

The overly handsome face of the black-haired man is very distorted. He looks like a young girl in the early years, with an awl face and star eyes, and even the scars are covered with special effects, shining brightly.

"Crocodile" said to Hecate with a bright smile, "Let's give birth to ten baby dragons together, so that the dragon clan can become the king of the forest with the most vigorous reproduction!"

In the dream, Hecate nodded excitedly, "Really! I love you so much!"

"Me too, Hecate."

Mr. Crocodile brought her to Lily and Will in the pose of a princess hug.

He promised, "I will always and forever... love you."

"I love you so much... Chloe..." The dragon was talking in his sleep again.

And at this time, Hecate had already broken free from the silkworm chrysalis shell, and was still entangled with him like an octopus. Crocodile couldn't laugh or cry. When the two were alone, the disgust on his face was much less.

This is the real mood.

A little helpless, a little passive, a little like being entangled, and even pampering her deliberately.

Like the flamingo said, it's a terrible situation.

"Maybe really a little smitten with you, idiot."

He put back the quilt that Hecate had kicked off, and fell asleep with her in his arms.

It is cold in the middle of the night, but you are warm.

This was a conversation between two bets in the living room before dinner.

Crocodile obviously felt that Juno was not a good person, but he was too lazy to go around looking for fights like a kid, he said bluntly, "You can be more direct."

"She told you about the Demon Dragon Race." Juno said slowly, "To be honest, I don't care much about the destruction of the race or the destruction of the world. Those are trivial things, but children are special. If you like to take care of this kind of thing, as elders, we can help you."

She looked at Crocodile, put the tomato in her hand on the table, and finally talked about the topic, "You, I'm not very satisfied."

Without any comment on that tomato, the sand crocodile snorted coldly, as if asking, so?

Juno, too, understood his subtext and continued to offer insights.

"I know all about your business in Alabasta. I also know the origin of the secretary you're looking for. Emora's treasure is what you kept Hecate for. You've got it now, haven't you?"

"If I'm not wrong, whether it's the target, manpower or start-up capital, you are all ready, and you will set off soon to attack that poor country."

Crocodile's expression became serious with her words, revealing killing intent, Juno smiled lightly and was not afraid.

"Don't worry, it wasn't the female secretary who said it, and Jili didn't know either. He just said that you went to Emora together. It just so happens that Meera and I are both witches. The crystal ball is still very useful."

Men began to hate the profession of witches.

"You're a complete villain, my little one just doesn't know it,"

She threw a bottle of medicine to him, "This is a little gift from me. This medicine can heal the dying person, and it can save one life. It is very useful for pirates. This thing is taken by someone else. If you give me a golden city, I won't give it out, but for you...it seems that if I don't peel off my skin, I can't get Hecate back."

Crocodile took the medicine bottle and put it on the table, "What do you want."

Juno was very determined, "Leave Hecate, don't take her to Alabasta."

The man sneered, "She's mine, and she wants to follow me."

Huolong ignored it, "You have your ambitions, the most important dream in this era, enough to shake the world, you don't want to marry her and have children, and you never thought of living in Dragon Island, right?"

"I advise you, it's still too late to leave, otherwise Hecate is very clingy, don't you like it?" Juno raised his stake.

Crocodile was expressionless, but Juno asked incredulously, "You like it?"

"It has nothing to do with you." He said coldly.

Juno looked at this man again, could it be that... he is the rare and arrogant Tsundere?Like it but won't say it?But has it fallen?

Thinking of this, she smiled, and changed the conditions interestingly, "I changed my mind, let's change the game."

Crocodile refused without thinking, "I don't want to participate in your boring game."

"No, I won't make a deal with this medicine, I will use the magic scale." Juno bit down the word magic scale, "Do you know what it is?"

The man looked at her and smiled, "I don't understand what you are going to do, but let me tell you one thing first, I will not separate from her."

Juno admired him a little this time, "That's right, I changed the conditions, not to separate you, but to test the amount of love between you."

"Ha." He laughed at Juno, "Don't you have eyes?" No one could see how much Hecate was infatuated with him.

The corner of Juno's mouth twitched, thinking in his heart not to be angry, and trying to express his thoughts calmly, "I said just now, you are just lucky, if you meet another person at the same time, maybe it is him and my family. The baby is married, can you allow such a proud person to happen?"

"The trick is no use for me."

"I want to make a bet with you, Crocodile, if you leave her now, pretend to break up, and see if Hecate will catch up, I win, you will say goodbye to Hecate completely, you win... ..." Juno threw out a very tempting condition, "I will let you live forever and be with Hecate forever."

The man affirmed, "I won't tell her such silly things."

Is it interesting to make her cry, Crocodile refused from the bottom of his heart.

Juno has been able to analyze the crocodile's micro-expression, she explained, "I don't mean to say hurtful words, just leave her and see how sure Hecate is of the relationship between you, don't you dare?"

He nodded, "Then thank you for giving me the magic scales."

Juno looked at his inevitable pride, as if he was very relieved of Hecate, and couldn't help but ask, "Did you tell her that you like it?"

The man sneered, fully expressing his disdain for this sentence. It goes without saying that this kind of thing is known.

What a confident man, she thought, he must not know his own mind enough, nor understand the meaning of feelings.It seems that everything is disadvantageous in the field of love, so the power of women is not clear.

Juno has a brilliant idea.

"Since you don't want to tell her, don't say anything, just go away."

Crocodile frowned, feeling a bit stuck.

"What's the matter, don't you dare?" The red-haired woman smiled blindly, "You are not sure if she is so obsessed with you, and will go to you as you think."

"She will." He said firmly.

"Then I won't bet. Don't cheat. If she finds out about the content of the bet, you will lose. If I tell you, then I will lose." Juno smiled, "By the way, I don't know how to say it." .”

Crocodile accepted the bet, and then heard Hecate's energetic shout from the kitchen, "Dinner, everyone—"

In the morning, Crocodile woke up very early, and Hecate was still awake. Thinking of the kiss last night, he felt a little hot.

After simply washing up, the man took one last look at the white cabin and decided to fulfill his bet.

I have no weaknesses, he thought, looking at the dragon's sleeping face.

If you think that I will gamble my whole family and life on something as illusory as love, you are totally wrong.

I just happened to stay in Jiudao for vacation, I happened to meet you, and now I happen to be going to Alabasta to do business, not because I want to see if you will come after me, this itinerary was confirmed by me a long time ago.

Don't think that I will pay anything for you, don't think that you can change me, if you are a follower, you are not bad.Let me see how far you can go with the phrase that you like every time.

You are not useless, but you are a little stupid and annoyingly kind.

It was a silly smile, like the scorching sun in the sky, so gorgeous that he couldn't open his eyes.

Always running to catch up with him, saying what book I read today, I really understand the human world, and then asking when the wedding will be held, it is really annoying.

The guy who always posted, looked at him with puppy-like eyes, wet eyes that didn't want to be rejected.

Even when he was taking a shower, he would barge in and say we wanted to be together, without any sense of shame.

Thunder will hide in his arms, tears are too many, endless like the sea.

All the memories related to the magic dragon are wet, just like the first meeting between the two.

if it is real……

You really came to my heart...

Then accompany you to the end of my life.

He put on his coat and turned away without a second thought.

There may be a little farewell, but I don't want to say it.

Having said that he might have accidentally breached the contract, he still has a bit of arrogance about it.

As long as I think of the puppy crying and running to him with a "don't leave me" expression, and the red-haired woman's distraught look, I feel that the short-term separation is nothing.

The bet, he won.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: As long as you are not afraid of losing, you can continue to gamble. This is what Josephine said. Do you remember him as the bounty hunter and the blond prince?

Ah... Heartache... I wrote too many original characters to death, and they appeared just to die, but this is their inevitable ending...

The format is based on my lovely Violet Baby's suggestion!Changed to a blank line!If it looks good, I will write like this in the future!

Lao Sha's plot line is like this

A. happyending——reunion after a broken mirror

B.normalending——forget each other

C. badending - one party dies for the other

You choose boo~~~

The next chapter will be about the breakup, and Long Mei’s painful performance of her second broken love. For details, refer to getting drunk, singing songs, and going back to her hometown to lie dead, staying at home without going out.

And then... the man you want to see is here!Hint, not Hawkeye.