[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Seagulls fly around the boats, weaving in the sun.

The big white clouds in the sky are as fluffy as cotton candy.

The blue sky, the blue sea, and Crocodile wearing a three-piece suit, standing in front of the rudder to control the direction, the whole person is exposed to the sun, his face is hot and impatient.

He glanced at the woman lying on the deck leisurely as if on vacation, and felt very upset.

"How long are you going to stay?"

"Huh?" Hecate sat up from the recliner and asked with a smile, "Are you hungry, Chloe?"

He walked forward calmly, Hecate didn't stand up, he looked down at her, and the woman stretched out her hand to him shamelessly, "Legs are numb."

Crocodile: ...

Where did you come from, kid, your legs are numb in the sun and you still want to hug?

In order to save time, he directly picked up the magic dragon and carried it on his shoulders.

A princess hug is impossible, absolutely impossible, too little.

But... To be honest, he is also used to this stupid woman coming over like a stupid dog.

Just, "Too close."

He unceremoniously tore away the face she was sticking to. Hecate didn't feel that he was being treated roughly, and happily changed the place to stick it.

Magic Dragon used his own limited experience to analyze that Crowe was hugging her, right?It was the first time I got so close after walking out of the illusion.

Rounding that off is that... soon to be able to have kids!

So in a good mood, he followed the child's father to the kitchen.

When it comes to eating, there is still a story to tell.

At the beginning, Crocodile still maintained his habit of eating, and lived by absorbing water through the fruit ability, without considering the desire of tongue, and then the man staying by the boat was bombarded by the dragon's questions.

Always - ask!non-stop!

"What's for dinner? I like chocolate donuts and milk with honey."

Don't eat.

"Speaking of which, I don't know what Chloe likes to eat...I'm really an unqualified wife. I will work hard to learn how to cook in the future!"

not wife.

"Now there are all kinds of ingredients, don't worry if I don't have enough to eat, Crow is really considerate~"

What are you thinking about.

"Why don't you eat with me?"

He listened impatiently, and the blue veins on his forehead couldn't help popping out one by one, so annoying!

The man answered only one question, "I don't like eating with people."

Hecate naturally conjured dragon horns and wings, "I am a dragon."

Crocodile: ...

Be persuaded, or give up resistance.

He was dragged into the kitchen halfway, and sat at the dining table. He thought he would see a bunch of dark dishes, but then he was surprised to find that the woman with zero IQ and no common sense actually could. Make a good meal!

Crocodile was shocked, if he wasn't a top actor, he would have lost his composure that day.

If you see a pirate on the great route who doesn't know what a onepiece is, but can skillfully select ingredients, wash, cut and cook them in one go, and finally put them on the plate, you will feel dazed too.

Facing the fruit salad, steak, tomato pasta, and creamy mushroom soup in front of him, the sand crocodile fell into his own world. He took a sip of the soup and took a deep look at Hecate.

It's delicious, as good as a first-class chef specially hired.The fried steak made him want to get married a little bit.

He suddenly felt that maybe this woman is not useless except for being beautiful...

No, forget about this terrible idea.

Hecate didn't know anything about it, because she was hungry and didn't like to eat alone, so she wanted to eat with her sweetheart, so that the meal would be delicious.

She didn't expect Mr. Alligator to say that he wanted another steak.The magic dragon immediately turned to fry the steak. He must not let his husband go hungry. This is the housewife philosophy Lily taught her.

So on the boat back, Hecate no longer ate alone.

Today Crocodile is also seated naturally. Ever since Molong noticed that he likes to eat tomatoes, he has shown him his craft and processed all the tomatoes in the cabin that no one cares about. Tomato sauce, tomato soup, tomato Spaghetti, fried tomatoes... While the man was satisfied with the meal, he was shocked to find again that the magic dragon was not as careless as she appeared, and surprisingly virtuous?

Why do you think of this word.

Crocodile sighed deeply, feeling that he was infected by the magic dragon's mental retardation virus.

The woman served the steak and looked at him with a smile, "Eat more, Chloe."

Back at Jiudao, they let the boat dock and went to Jili's bar to report that they were safe.

The magic dragon jumped and pushed open the door, "Jili, we are back!"

Crocodile followed impatiently, "Why do you have to make such a redundant move?"

Ji Li was also very happy to see the two alive and kicking, "It's good to be back, I'm really worried."

In the bar where there were no people at first, a tall and slender black-haired woman was sitting in front of the bar. She turned her head and smiled at the two of them.

"Long time no see, you look very healthy, mr.0."

Her appearance obviously made Crocodile enter another role, leisurely disappearing with the dragon, the man smiled wickedly, "miss.allsunday... I hope you have good news for me."

Robin walked towards him with a smile, "Is there any good news? There are already ten senior agents in the studio, and their combat power is very impressive."

I got closer and observed that the one who followed the sand crocodile was still alive, Miss Molong.

When they met each other, Hecate, who was slightly taller than her, greeted her generously, "Hi, I'm Crowe's wife."

Robin's calm expression froze for a moment, but she reacted quickly. Before the sand crocodile got mad, Robin didn't express any opinion on this title, but just smiled and said, "Just call me miss.allsunday."

Unexpectedly, Hecate said directly, "I know you, Will has painted it for me, it's really beautiful--flowers and fruits."

Robin frowned, "Excuse me, what did you say?"

"What? I know you, Nicole Robin."

Perhaps this beautiful woman's eyes are too clear, Robin really can't imagine how she knows this little-known real name.

"Her brother is a seer, seeing the future and the past," Crocodile said.

For a moment, Robin didn't know whether to be surprised by the concept of a prophet, or surprised that the sand crocodile would explain it to others.

Without giving her much time to react, the man asked, "Have you brought all the bananas and crocodiles?"

There is no doubt about Robin's business ability, "It has been unloaded from the port to the house prepared by Jili, do you want to go there now?"

Before the man could answer, Hecate yelled dissatisfiedly, "Jili! Why did you prepare another house? Chloe wants to live with me!"

Ji Li waved his hand, "Forget it, sand crocodiles cannot live with others."

"Why!" Hecate grabbed Crocodile angrily, as if he wanted to go together.

She vigorously promoted, "My nest is very warm. I prepared it with care. Now it is only a string of shell wind chimes and it can be completed. It is very suitable for living!"

Before the three of them could say anything, Molong said again, "And! I'm good at cooking! I'm also good at cleaning! My house is definitely better than other houses! The bed is also big and comfortable! You can do whatever you want... ..."

Crocodile directly covered her mouth, "It's so noisy."

Jili and Robin: ...

Just pretend you didn't hear it.

"do not go."

The woman looked at him tearfully, with an aggrieved look, undoubtedly challenging her conscience and bottom line.

Coincidentally, these two things are not available in crocodiles.

When he was about to refuse, Hecate added, "Emora's treasure is still with me!"

The woman smiled slyly, "If you leave, I will throw all the treasures into the sea, and even blow up the place where you live!"

Simple and straightforward threats.

Crocodile found himself sighing more and more.

He sighed and said, "I have some crocodiles to raise."

"My family can raise it! Do you want a pond? Jili prepared a swimming pool for me!"

Seeing that the sand crocodile gave up resistance and decided to continue living in Molong's house, Robin and Ji Li exchanged a look, which was a little subtle.

While talking, Hecate didn't let go of a silent existence, "Robin is coming too?"

She didn't seem to have thought about the possibility of rejection.

Robin froze for a moment, then subconsciously said, "Ah, I am very willing."

The rhythm is completely taken away...

During the infection of the magic dragon brainless virus, the victim +1

"Crow, I don't have enough flour at home, why don't you go buy it with me~"

The man put down the newspaper and frowned impatiently, "Why would I do that."

"There's no more pasta." She looked innocent.

"...Where can I buy it?"

Crocodile, who has been at sea for more than [-] years, planned countless bloody incidents, was favored by the ZF, and invited to become Shichibukai, with countless halos on his body.

So what, he was staying at Molong's house, and he had to go to the vegetable market in order to survive.

After Nicole Robin moved in, she spent all day in the bookstore. It seemed that she had misunderstood his relationship with the magic dragon, and she disappeared all day long, making it too late for him to order her to buy groceries.

Moreover, he didn't want too many people to know his whereabouts. Ji Li had everyone under his command and was not trustworthy. The old man himself was fine.

In the past few days, besides feeding the banana crocodile, he just read the newspaper, which just happened to make the wound healed from the first time he landed on Amora completely, so he had to think about something.

The man's plan was like this. Alabasta's letter of appointment had already been obtained, and the manpower of the studio was almost recruited. The next step was to contact the royal family in exchange for information, and then lead Nicole Robin to find ancient weapons.

Now I'm not going to Jiujima... because... well, I'm not in a hurry anyway.

No, it's because I want the magic dragon to be my subordinate, that's all.

So the sand crocodile asked her immediately, "What festival do you like?"

The magic dragon thought for a long time, and finally said, "When is our wedding anniversary?"

There is no calendar in Emora.

Crocodile continued to sigh, what was he expecting.

Let's observe it. Taking a fool to Alabasta may affect the plan instead.

First of all, the challenge that the sand crocodile faces now is to go to the vegetable market.

Noisy and crowded crowds, muddy water on the ground, the breath of life in the air, mixed with the smell of fish and raw vegetables... This is how I imagined it.

The result is not.

Today's vegetable market is very quiet, it can be said that the population is withered, and there is no intention of doing business at all.

Hecate found an acquainted shopkeeper and asked, "Boss, I want to buy wheat flour and cocoa powder, is that enough?"

The boss came out with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and said weakly while holding the straw basket, "Miss, I won't sell it today. There is nothing in the store. The next batch of goods will have to wait ten days later."

"Huh??? Why!"

The boss was crying, "The Chef Pirates ransacked all the ingredients in the whole town, and they didn't give you any money... It's the same wherever you go, so you should ask if there is any food in the restaurant..."

Hecate suddenly became angry, "My donuts——!!!"

The woman's sharp eyes aimed at the port.

The sky is clear and the weather is suitable for sailing.

The pirates of the Chef Pirates always landed and looked at the bustling town, wanting to make a big deal before leaving, and they did.

After grabbing a large amount of supplies, I boarded the boat in the evening and prepared to leave Jiudao, and sailed to the distance in a calm sea that looked like a green marble tabletop.

If you didn't meet Crocodile, this should be a perfect trip.

"Sha Lan—"

The man made a swift move and ended the group's voyage in an instant. The whole ship was thrown up and turned in a circle in the air, shaking everyone off. They shouted one after another in the sea, "Who! Why are you attacking us? ?”

Crocodile, who was going to grab something and leave, left in no hurry when he heard this. He stood on the boat, looking like a master, picked up the knife that fell on the ground, and played with it with one hand. His generous self Introduction, "It's the god of death."

The pirates froze.

Blood stained the waters of the port.

Blame it on yourselves, why do you want to rob the town of flour so that someone can't make donuts.

On the other side, Hecate, who was obediently waiting for Kloe's return, witnessed everything. After the man drove the boat to the shore, he caught the flour, carried two bags with his slender arms, and asked gently, "Kloe , why do people want to kill people?"

The man helped her carry more off the boat with a cold face, "On a whim, with different purposes, which one do you ask?"

Hecate was distressed, "It's normal for the weak to prey on the strong, but I just don't understand, if the opponent doesn't have the will to fight, or is too weak to be worth fighting, is it necessary?"

The two talked while walking, and Crowe defined, "Your kind is called competition, and mine is called massacre."

"I don't like slaughter." Hecate stood still.

The man glanced at her blankly, "I don't have much time for massacres, only occasionally."

"Can you just teach me a lesson and don't really kill someone?" she asked.

Crocodile's patience was about to run out, and he continued to walk forward, "Do you care what the ants think?"

"Not really." Hecate continued to follow him, and continued to ask very persistently, "You didn't actually let them die, did you?"

The man snorted coldly, "Yes, I just used a knife to bleed their necks and threw them into the sea to feed the sharks. It's their own decision whether to die or not."

The magic dragon was stunned and didn't understand that this was the irony of a certain big pirate. She said solemnly, "Although I hate many people, when I think of death, I always feel a little uncomfortable. "

"No one can't die." Crowe said bluntly, "If you want to be my follower, you have to have a little common sense."

"What servant! I'm your girlfriend! And wife." She added.

Before they knew it, the two had reached the door of the house, pushed open the door, the man threw the flour into the kitchen, turned his head and said to her, "Do you know that it is difficult to be Qi Wuhai's servant, especially me, Sand Crocodile?" , The players are very picky.”

"Qiwuhai?" Hecate looked disgusted, "I hate Qiwuhai."

Filled with bad memories.

She asked, "Crow, are you Qiwuhai? Why do you want to be Qiwuhai?"

"Although I knew that you might not know anything, I didn't expect that I would be so unknown."

With a familiar mocking tone, Crocodile stretched out two fingers to pinch the woman's cheek, and she looked at him innocently. Speaking of Qiwuhai, Hecate thought of a blond man, she shook her head, and quickly forgot about that In the shooting scene where Renhe met for the last time, he confessed to his sweetheart again, "It doesn't matter whether Kloe is Shichibukai, because it is Kloe that matters!"

This confession made him quiet for a moment, he let go of the hand pinching her face, and asked, "Do you like me that much?"

Hecate took the initiative to lean over and hug him, "Yes, I like it the most."

"Idiot." The man snorted.

Hecate asked puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Crocodile looked at her snuggled in his arms, and said seriously, "Occasionally, think about what you really want to do. Apart from getting married and having children, it doesn't affect doing these things when you realize your real dreams. Bar."

"The real dream..." she murmured.

That's the end of the conversation.

At dinner, Crocodile enjoyed a rare quietness. His words made the dragon enter a state of selflessness in thinking. Even Robin didn't say hello when he came back. He was holding a plate of donuts and gnawed quietly. , Thinking about the real dream.

Seeing that she was uncharacteristically, the brunette turned her attention to the sand crocodile.

The man gave the order, "I want an all-around scavenger, MissAllSunday."

Robin couldn't deny that someone's behavior was not training subordinates at all. Of course, she would not say that knowledge of interests is the basis for their mutual cooperation.

"I will conduct all-around training for Miss Demon Dragon."

Hecate, who didn't think of anything the next day, received Crowe's order.

General knowledge training about pirates.

"If I do that, Chloe, will I make one request?" she asked.

The man tugged at the corner of his mouth, "If you did it."

The magic dragon is full of energy in an instant!

As a result, Robin took a large collection of anecdotes, covering 5000 years of Chinese civilization.

The scariest thing is that there are only words and no pictures!

"Do you want to see all of them—" Hecate dragged his voice, terrified.

"That's right~ Boss specially collected a lot of useful general knowledge books."

The road to true love is full of thorns.

She sighed deeply and patted her shoulder, "Robin, how likely do you think it is for me to directly force Chloe and me to "beep~" now? "

After a few days of getting along, Robin also knows very well how good Hecate is at brainstorming things if he doesn't speak clearly.

She laughed out a black rose, "It's completely zero, Miss Dragon."

Books are the ladder leading to human progress.

Robin is responsible for raising the ladder of the dragon's progress higher and higher.

In the intensive study, Crocodile enjoyed a rare leisure.

He put down the document and picked up the wine glass. It was the temperature he liked. In addition to her archaeological ability, that woman Nicole Robin also did a good job of understanding people's hearts.

He thought that the woman came to his hands when he planned to find ancient weapons.The devil's son took the initiative to find him, saying that he could understand those words.

That woman, a rebellious demon, is like a polite scholar. When she was a child, her bounty was similar to that of him when she was not Shichibukai. She read ancient texts and was hunted down... It seems that ZF also has feelings for Pluto Interested.

But it doesn't matter, as long as it is carried out according to the plan, the world's ZF is nothing.

By the way, although she is easy to use, not bad in ability, and still smart, Sand Crocodile doesn't trust anyone, and is prepared for the possibility that she will betray her all the time.

Bring her before the ancient texts, and in exchange she gives herself Pluto, the king of the underworld.

Of course, if she can't give herself useful information in the end, it will be her death.

She better not.

The man is used to not caring about the weak, so he sneered as usual, stood up and walked to the side of the water tank, there were a few small banana crocodiles crawling around boredly, sometimes stepping on the feet of their companions, neither of them He looks very concerned.

They have been fed during the day, and they look very lazy, occasionally raising their eyes to meet Crocodile's eyes - crocodiles and crocodiles are two kinds of indifference that are not quite similar.

One has nothing to do with me, and the other is above.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Lao Sha, a feminist, does not allow Long Mei to be a love brain, and wants to start a career line for her!

A lot of people are worried that I will let Longmei help to do bad things. Did I make you feel that Longmei is not right and wrong when I wrote Brother Ming, hahahahahaha!

no!When faced with serious matters, she will say that it is wrong to do so. For example, killing blood relatives, Long Mei can't bear it. I don't know the details of other things. The part of Tokushima has not been involved yet. Brother Ming's part Except for the black and the black, I never really bullied the weak.

The fact that Long Mei only has the weapon blueprints has contributed to the war and casualties in a disguised form. She has not really done anything bad!After all, it is Roger's crew~ The three views are still very consistent.

When I was with Lao Sha, I will not go to Alabasta, and I will go back there to find him later. I will not talk about the reason hahahaha~

There are so few collections recently, I decided to speed up, finish writing Lao Sha's love daily in two weeks, and then enter the Shura field!

wait for me!