[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Have you ever been called to travel to another world while laying dead in the dormitory on weekends?

Looking at the indescribably hot figure in front of me, Miss Mela who claims to be a witch, I... Will fell into deep thought.

"This is why you let me hang up the game and was reported?" I asked.

The seductive big sister said to me as it should be, "This is your sister's lifelong event."

I thought it was just a very realistic dream, but I was still very moved after waking up for a long time... No, in short, I didn’t really think of myself as Zefa’s son, but I just miss those relatives and friends very much.

But who would think that the paper man really took a hot spring with you!I thought it was all a dream, the result? ? ?

My sister really exists, this is another world.

Mom, is this all real?

"In short, help Hecate find out who she is dating now."

"Huh?!" I was shocked, "My sister is in love?!"

It can't be...Brother Sakaski, right?She made a proposal?

"It's probably not what you think. You'll know when you arrive. Don't forget to check the mail and help them complete the task before leaving."

"What mission?"

She didn't answer me.

After a puff of smoke, I came to the world arranged by the witch for me in a blink of an eye. When I came back to my senses, I was sitting in Lily's small garden. Is this a parallel world?

No, it's called an illusion.

Everything is so similar to Marin Vanduo's home, the familiar walls, bricks, surrounding flowers and plants, and the yard that Lily took care of.

I glanced at Lily's mother, whom I hadn't seen for a long time in the yard, and I felt a sour feeling in my nasal cavity, "Lily..."

haven't seen you for a long time.

Lily smiled and turned to greet me, "Will is off work? Today's dessert is donuts."

"Of course I know about that kind of thing." There is no other dim sum in my sister's place.

Before she had time to hug her, Lily turned around and asked the man who was squatting in the flowers and pulling weeds to get up and wash his hands and prepare for afternoon tea. The man responded. I just glanced casually, but I was scared out of my wits——

"Crocodile?!"

The man raised his eyebrows, the ill-fitting floral apron was tightly attached to his chest muscles, his boots and shirt were covered with dirt, and he was holding a professional shovel in his hand. It could be seen that he had just worked hard.

The sand crocodile of Qiwuhai, the thief of the Alabasta chapter, who injured the princess Weiwei, and wanted to kill the king, and even brought a fatal blow to Luffy-the big villain!

He was contaminated with fireworks in the world, but he didn't look like the terrible Qi Wuhai who stole the country at all.

"Thanks to the son-in-law, you are all dirty, Will, take your brother-in-law to wash your hands."

Lily said this, regardless of whether I can accept the terrible title of brother-in-law, "... what?"

Mom, my sister is still my sister, right?Brother-in-law... you mean this super scary sand crocodile?

"What's the matter?" Lily asked, urging, "After Hecate got married, he always asked his son-in-law to help this gang. I'm so embarrassed, Will, take my brother-in-law to wash his hands, and then bring the snacks, I'll Get it sorted out."

marry? !As if I were hit hard, Hecate... married Shichibukai...

"Will, come wash your hands with me."

Brother-in-law Shichibukai invited me!My head was full of exclamation points, "Ah? Ah!"

Then follow suit.

I am an absolute idiot!What if he stabs me with a hook, this super villain... Wait, Crocodile's left hand...

"You're surprised by my left hand. Is there any difference, brother-in-law?"

"...Please, don't call me that." I retched reflexively.

The tall man continued to stare at me with a very wicked expression, "Brother-in-law, you look different today."

Depend on.

The cold golden eyes are completely different from my sister's eyes.

There is a sense of fear of being stared at by cold-blooded animals, ready to be dismantled.

When we walked from the small garden to the bathroom inside the house, we saw my sister, Hecate, who was about to steal donuts.

When she saw us coming, she immediately pretended nothing happened, and greeted us with her hands behind her back, "Yo, you're back!"

The chocolate sauce at the corner of his mouth betrayed everything.

Nothing has changed.

I rushed over immediately, "Sister!!!"

Hecate caught me with a blank face, "Why are you so sad all of a sudden?"

"Are you married?"

Facing my urgent expression, Hecate was stunned, and then he was super surprised and ecstatic, "You are Will! The real Will!"

Although I don't know how she sees it, I am not surprised by her keenness, and what is important now is not this——

"do you know who he is!"

Hecate, whose joy was interrupted, tilted his head and pointed to Crocodile, who was dressed in farmhouse equipment, "Lovely husband?"

"That's not it!" I was furious, "He is—"

The man simply admitted, "I am Shichibukai, do you want to say this?"

Facing his frank attitude, I really feel incredible.

"Excuse me, Mr. Sand Crocodile, don't you know who my father is?"

This time it was his sneer that answered me.

So Crocodile introduced me in 1 minute, Jia Zefa, the first diplomat of the Charity Association, and his celebrity family, that is, us.

Then he introduced himself, "Young entrepreneurs, successful people, five good young people, the future of the country."

Will: ...

The man habitually raised a mocking smile, "Why, it doesn't match?"

I forced a smile, "It's fine."

It can be regarded as understanding the magical setting of this world, and the two of them live step by step according to the plot and character setting, "Is there a way to get out of the illusion?"

"I didn't find it. The only thing I know is that if the plot is violated, the file will be reloaded." The man replied, this was the words engraved on his desk.

"What's the first act of loading the file?" I asked.

Crocodile said impatiently, "The wedding scene, so we have been acting as loving newlyweds."

Wow, what a challenge.

"Without further ado, I was sent here by a green-haired witch. She said that if I help you with the task, you will get a way to leave the illusion..."

Hecate let out a reluctant "hey", and I could feel from her tone that she enjoyed the illusion, so she mercilessly accused, "Hey what! You are not really married."

"But this dream is really good, you are here, and Lily is also here."

I was speechless for a moment, indeed, there is no second Lily in the world.

When we hesitated, Crocodile said disdainfully, "Dreams are always dreams."

Amid Hecate's confusion and my dissatisfaction, he continued, "The winner is the one who can grasp the reality. The happiness in these illusions are all fake things that cannot be faked anymore."

Have to admit, he was right.

The three fell into silence, and Lily from the small garden had already returned to the house, "I've been waiting for a long time, everyone—let me make tea for you~"

The topic ends without a problem.

At night, my sister and I stayed in a room to read comics. The structure here is almost exactly the same as the former residence of Marlin Vandor where we lived for ten years. The attic is still our secret base.

Crocodile doesn't know where to go to relieve depression. It is said that killing people will reshape time and space, so Hecate was very distressed and said to me, "I hope Mr. Crocodile will be good tonight. In fact, we have married more than 20 times. Oh, it's really boring."

Don't you find it terrifying that he has killed so many people, my sister.

Seeing my closed expression again, Hecate asked thoughtfully, "What's the matter, Will, are you hungry?"

"No, my stomach hurts."

My stomach hurts thinking about you marrying the villain.

"Let me get you some hot water."

Stop it, sister!Why do you have the configuration of a straight man of steel!I can not stand it any more!

"Sister, to be honest, the sand crocodile is not your ideal type."

When I bought you manga, didn't you always tell "Sailor Moon" that Tuxedo Mask is very handsome!Cold and mysterious...to some extent, similar to Crocodile?

"Eh? Mr. Crocodile..." She tried hard to think, "I don't know too well, but he is really handsome and attractive, maybe it's just because it's him."

I really can't stand the sour smell of love!

"It's normal that you don't know anything about your first love. Don't be fooled by bad men."

Hecate slapped his thigh, "It really is a prophet, Will, the last time I fell in love, I met a bad man!"

There couldn't be anyone worse than Crocodile.

But I still asked tentatively, "What kind of person?"

My sister rarely showed a complicated expression, an indescribable smile. She said, "A contradictory person. He obviously cared about his only younger brother, but he still shot him."

"Oh..." I didn't take it to heart at this time, "How did you know each other?"

"In Chambord, he helped me when I was most depressed, and he always enthusiastically revealed his intention to court, and then we fell in love."

She doesn't contain artistic descriptions, so I can't help but imagine the appearance of my sister's first love. I feel like a very narcissistic bird?

"A pirate too?" I asked.

"Well," my sister described it with a smile, "the fights are fierce, the laughter is very funny, he is not bad, he is a handsome blond boy, he always wears sunglasses..."

I had an ominous premonition, "Would you still like to wear a feather coat?"

"Yeah! He likes pink."

God——! ! !

"It turned out to be Doflamingo..." I murmured, "Who did you meet?"

Hecate smiled and took a sip of the milk, counting with his fingers seriously, "That's a lot! The sea is very interesting. By the way, I became Roger's crew member, but... failed to save him, It is my regret in this life."

She looked up at the starry sky outside the window, and said melancholy, "It would be nice if there was wine."

I silently refilled her another glass of milk.

I wasn't surprised by Roger's death, and the progress of the plot was also expected. It seems that the butterfly effect is not as magical as I thought, but my sister's mood is much more important than an idol I have never met.

"Don't feel guilty about this, sister. In that case, I should blame me for letting you go to Roger."

She shook her head, "No, Will, don't say that among friends. I'm so glad to meet you, and thank you for letting me go to them. The days when we go to sea together are the happiest times for me."

We sincerely drank one cup after another of milk, and the collision of the cups seemed to make people more dizzy than vodka and whiskey.

It is really wonderful that people can dream.

In the next few days, we chatted and surrounded Lily in a tacit understanding.

It's a pity that there is no Zefa plot in this world, but you can't be more greedy, can you?

By the way, the role-playing goes well.

My sister is very famous when she is not talking, and she will appear on various social occasions, holding that young talent, Crocodile, on her arm.

Today, Crocodile is helping my mother fix the toilet. I passed by without any surprise, and floated out, pretending not to see.

It's scary, the parallel world is really scary.

Go to the mailbox at the door to check the letter as usual, and then see a task card.

The task card is written directly on the paper?This is looking down on someone's IQ.I grumbled to myself and opened the envelope.

"Excuse me, go to the opera or kiss the most hated person for 10 minutes?

Don’t forget to give this card to the hero and heroine, and circle the selected option (compare hearts)”

What a lousy question!What a fart!

I drew a circle without hesitation, and four opera tickets appeared in the mailbox out of thin air. I frowned, this was not a choice at all.

I went back to the room in a bad mood and saw Lily and Lao Sha who had finished chatting. The man’s expression was a little dazed. I didn’t take it seriously. I took out the opera tickets and suggested to everyone, “Shall I go to the opera tonight?”

Hecate, who came down from upstairs, quickly agreed, "Okay, what are you talking about?"

I just started to read the information written on the ticket, and it turned out that it was in German, which I couldn’t understand at all, so I told them frankly, ""Love in the Rain" is a song about love."

Crocodile, who should complain about me the most, didn't know what he was thinking, but he ignored me at the moment. I handed him the task card, "You can leave the illusion."

He hesitated for a full ten seconds before taking the task card in my hand.

Could it be that you don't want to be separated from my sister?That's not okay!This big villain won't suddenly be greedy for my sister's body, right?No way no way!

Before I could ask, the handwriting on the task card changed again. I wanted to go over to take a look, but Crocodile suddenly put it away.

"What did you write?"

"It's nothing."

The way he left in a hurry is not nothing!

When Will went to pick up things at the door, Lily helped the man prepare tomato juice. The careful mother-in-law had already mastered his preferences, and Crocodile took it after thanking him.

The mood is rare calm.

Lily asked, "Is there anything troublesome recently? I think the three of you are all preoccupied. Did Hecate do something bad?"

Crocodile asked, "Why do you think so?"

"It's just a kind of intuition. Seeing the children suffering, I am also anxious."

The short-haired woman said while washing the cup, "Hecate has always been very good and helped me a lot. She is great in housework and social affairs, but sometimes, she handles things like Zefa, single-minded and silly. She also refuses to tell others, just keeps her head down and does her own thing, and refuses to give up on whatever she decides, even if everyone says it is wrong, she still has her own persistence."

As Lily spoke, the man said, "She's fine."

Is it an answer to the first question?

Lily smiled, "It would be a disadvantage if my son-in-law is always so slow. If there is an important answer and it is delayed until the day she doesn't want to hear it, wouldn't it be bad?"

"Say what you like, say what you dislike, and share every moment of your mood in a timely manner. Don't set a warning line here." She pointed at the man's heart, looked into his eyes and said word by word, " Defense can prevent unnecessary harm, but it also loses the best feelings, doesn't it?"

Crocodile froze in place.

There is a sense of reality beyond illusion.

He felt inconceivable that he would be taught how to fall in love by a strange elder.

Although the sand crocodile seldom plays boring love games with women, but at certain necessary moments, such as espionage, this big pirate is still very capable of bending down and making them tempted.

Premeditatedly exuding charm, holding a cigar, exhaling a puff of smoke, and then kissing the mask covered with rouge, the desire to refuse and welcome between the thin lips, the tacit push and pull game of adults.

no big deal.

He has his purpose, and those women may not be so pure and kind, they are just acting on occasion.

As for Hecate, it was really tricky.

If it wasn't because of her bad brain (?), Crocodile doesn't mind what develops between the two, but where is Hecate's particularity, he can't focus on her as a suitor, and he can't treat her as a An absolute task object.

Even onepiece doesn't know what she can do to help him.

Even if Lily didn't say anything, he knew that his thoughts on Hecate were gradually changing, and even his mood was also different.

Terrible presence.

Bacteria researched by the Demon Dragon Clan?Cancer?Or biological weapons?

How can there be such a difficult existence, even when she is not around, I will always think of the cheeky confession, and the happy silly face after finding out that I have to play husband and wife here.

An existence that cannot be ignored.

Until Hecate's younger brother handed him the task card and said, "You can leave the illusion."

Crocodile was still wondering what Hecate was.

The mission card has changed its typeface.

"Excuse me, do you want to kiss the other party with real affection or stay here forever?

Don’t throw away the card, circle the selected option (compassion)”

Did the ridiculous customs clearance plot make them kiss suddenly?

He looked at the mission card intently, with an expression of anger on the verge of breaking out.

It's ridiculous, how long can I think I can play with him, I'm a sand crocodile, that damned witch.

Hecate didn't realize it, and walked from the cloakroom to the bedroom, leaning close to him and asking, "Mr. Crocodile, is this dress nice?"

"Mr. Alligator, what shoes should I wear?"

"Mr. Crocodile, don't you change your clothes yet?"

"Mr. Crocodile..."

"How long are you going to call that silly name?" He interrupted impatiently.

Hecate looked innocent, "But Mr. Crocodile is Mr. Crocodile."

She glanced at the task card thrown by Crocodile on the coffee table, "Is this the task card? Can we leave by following this?"

Seeing the content, the magic dragon was eager to try. She wanted to kiss for a long time, but Mr. Crocodile always pushed her away, but this time, in order to be able to leave, he will definitely cooperate.

Crocodile was indifferent, "Who knows."

"By the way, Will said your full name is Crow, I don't even know it."

That kid knows quite a lot. Could it be that he can really prophesy?The man thought lightly, but it doesn't matter if it will or not, he doesn't really believe in such things.

"Tell me, Mr. Alligator."

The slender arms were tightly wrapped around his neck, and he could push them away if he wanted to, but he didn't.

The woman pouted and tapped the corner of his mouth, then thought that the task was completed, smiled and said some nonsense as usual.

Crocodile couldn't listen at all, he was distracted.

Because of this superficial kiss, a kiss with no technical content, the person involved didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the kiss.

Not a kiss at all.

It's just the pet dog acting like a baby.

Seeing that the man didn't respond, Hecate kissed again, and she continued to ask, "I didn't say your name, Mr. Crocodile. If I don't say it, I will keep kissing you!"

She smiled happily, like a silly dog ​​playing with its owner, and kept rubbing against the man's face.

Crocodile fixed her head with both hands. He was the first to get tired of the game. Two pairs of golden pupils looked at each other. Hecate looked at him. No more exports.

His eyes stayed on Hecate's mouth, unable to move.

Maybe no one taught her how to kiss.

"Kissing isn't like that."

Hecate was serious, "Why not?"

"Let me say it first, it's just for the mission, I want to remind you to kiss with real affection, starting with calling your name."

The man said seriously, "Hecate, my name is Crocodile."

"Oh...then I'll call you Crowe!"

Then he demonstrated again as he wished, took off his hand and kissed it, this time the man didn't let her back off easily and come back with that kind of unskilled kiss.

He pressed the back of her head, deepening the kiss.

Hecate was just puzzled for a moment, and then she naturally stretched out her hand and interlocked with him, holding both hands on her face, as if she was saying with action——

My heart belongs to you, and I will give everything frankly and give without regret.

Crocodile felt sick, a weak, shameful affection, an inability to acknowledge his changing feelings from moment to moment, and he was tempted.

She became his anesthesia, his senses were dulled, everything around him was in slow motion, and he fell asleep in this dream from which he could not wake up.

Are you in love with her?

seems like it.

She is the evil pathogen, disregarding the ancient weapons that destroyed his world, the unspoken secret deep in her heart.

How to say it.

There is no way to evacuate all defenses, but the restricted area in the heart is being invaded by strangers.

Dire warnings are issued at all times.

I want to accompany you, I want to take care of you, I want to be with you, I like you...

Such words were thrown at him one after another, but the authenticity could not be guaranteed.

In skepticism and hesitation, I kept pulling.

The disease comes from you, so only your voice is the antidote.

Say my name—"Crow."

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Tucao servant Will, a complete return~ I can’t accept that my brother-in-law is Lao Sha hahahahahahahahaha!One blow after another

A real and chaotic illusion...they kissed each other!Marriage doesn't count, but kissing is real

I'm late for today's update too, so it's Friday if nothing else... please forgive me (Doshita)

I've been so busy recently! ! ! !

2020/8/1 Thanks to Si Si Jiang for catching bugs