[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Yesterday, Hecate got drunk and told all about Luo. Ji Li was a good listener.

Juno?The moment she entrusted her niece to an old acquaintance for entertainment, she went to buy flour in a chic way.

"Have fun~ I'll pick you up in three months."

It is estimated that it has arrived at Demon Dragon Island now.

At first, Hecate and Ji Li were speechless.

Probably due to the unreliable attributes of the dragon clan, Juno very, very naturally thought that as long as the matter was handed over to Ji Li, there would be nothing he couldn't handle.

Indeed, this old man is a special existence on Jiudao.

Ji Li, the head of intelligence, has an astonishingly wide network compared to selling wine. He is considered a veteran figure in the chaotic Jiudao. His own strength is not very strong, and he can even be called weak. People dare to touch him.

The old man looked at the silent dragon in front of him, and recalled that he and Juno met 50 years ago.

When Jili was a clever boy.

In Huolong's eyes, he is weak and scheming, a yin dog; in his eyes, Juno is a crazy woman who likes to collect yin and mend yang.

But what's interesting is that fate arranges them who don't know each other to help each other solve each other's big troubles.

At that time, Juno was in the late stage of raising Hecate. He was very distressed by the shortage of various resources, and he was very tired of changing places to buy things. When evading escape, he attracted Juno's attention by virtue of his excellent emotional intelligence.

"If you want the right fabric, this store is not good at making skirts, but suits, and the material for skirts is the fourth in the front."

The red-haired woman squeezed his hand interestingly and asked, "How do you know?"

The boy avoided it as usual, and asked with a smile, "Maybe it's because I'm good at observation? Or maybe the lady who showed love last night happened to be the proprietress of that shop?"

They are all adult dragons, and there are many things that don't need to be asked, Juno said clearly, "Okay, I understand."

She threw out a gold coin, "This is your reward."

Realizing that this is a generous lady, Ji Li felt that it was more reliable and less troublesome than relying on the relationship. He took the gold coin firmly, and asked courteously without flattery, "I don't know if I have the honor to be your guide, The beautiful Miss Flame?"

He had the ability to see this person just now, probably someone with the ability, he thought.

Juno did not refuse, and threw out a gold coin again, clearly understanding the needs of the human world.

"Lead the way, I want to buy skirts and flour."

After going shopping, under Ji Li's meticulous reminders and guidance, Juno saved both money and labor. The first time she went shopping, she didn't need to carry a bag, and the young Ji Li followed her with big and small bags. Huolong deeply felt that the money was worth it.

"I've come here to shop before, and it's the first time it's so easy." Juno said with emotion, "I've decided to let you be my long-term housekeeper!"

Ji Li agreed with a smile, "It's really my honor, but the villain still has a horrible experience of being hunted down, so I don't think he will stay for long."

"Get into trouble? Then how do you plan to run away? Will the property be dealt with in time?"

Juno made an inquiry based on her own understanding of the human world. As far as she knew, human beings couldn’t let go of these things. Unexpectedly, the young man told her euphemistically, “Kaktel is the first trading office at sea, if there is a place here The place where I settled down, I think I have enough strength, so I won't hide anymore."

Translation: Very poor, no house.

The glib young man seldom confide in his heart, but Juno only caught one important point. She raised her eyebrows and asked, "Aren't you a local?"

Ji Li bowed his head humbly, "I got into trouble and have been expelled from my hometown."

"Then you are still so familiar with every corner of the city, it's amazing!"

Her smile was like the scorching sun, her bright beauty easily attracted everyone's attention, and the young man couldn't help being stunned.

Coincidentally, Ji Li's enemies followed the trajectory and landed ahead of schedule, just in time for this scene.

"It's easy to find like a loach, Ji Li!"

The young man whose name was called was terrified, but he still forcibly maintained his composure and walked straight forward, "This is not a place to talk, Miss Juno, we will talk about it later."

The big pirate made three steps at a time, jumped in front of Jili, and said viciously, "I will make you pay the price, brat—"

Ji Li even thought about his last words at the time.

And Juno next to him just overturned the big pirate with one punch, and didn't even use his ability. She was very disdainful, "Is this worth your running?"

Huolong squatted in front of Jili with a smile, and extended an invitation, "Be my housekeeper, I will buy you a house here, and let you be a nobleman."

Ordinary human beings will be crazy when they hear that they can be nobles, right?

The boy has been slumped on the ground, and he just woke up like a dream when he heard this sentence. The first answer was-"I don't want a house, open a bar for me, I use it for business--and, thank you master!"

Juno blinked, doesn't he want to be a nobleman?

Later, after confirming the safety, Jili also put forward his own request, "I will not use your resources in vain, you should treat it as an investment, and Jili is a good candidate who can make a steady profit without losing money."

He made a sales pitch while serving Juno a drink.

Juno didn't feel anything, but sneered, "You're so virtuous, so what's your dewy marriage? There's no way a fugitive vagabond can afford this dress."

Ji Li shook his head earnestly, "I gave her far more than what she needed. You are making a big mistake when you say that, Master Juno."

He piously kissed the back of the woman's hand, "Happiness is priceless."

Immediately, a flower appeared out of nowhere, and she looked at Juno sincerely, with wet eyes like a puppy, as if she could only see you alone, and she was only attracted by you.

No one can resist this trick, the young man who eats this bowl of rice is very confident, but what he meets is the fire dragon who doesn't understand the style.

"The employment relationship should be pure, boy." The woman pinched his cheek with both hands and twisted it gently, but the strength of her hand was still so strong that Jili wanted to scold his mother. At this time, Juno made a request for employment after a brief introduction of himself.

"I'm not a human being, but a dragon clan. I have a 170-year-old niece to raise. She likes to eat donuts. I like to make clothes for her. I need a lot of things. It's troublesome to buy them every time. Please Get it ready for me, once a week, and call me when you're ready." She dropped a phone bug and left gracefully, leaving the boy dumbfounded.

To put it simply, Ji Li supplies her with various food and daily necessities, and Juno pays and provides assistance.

After knowing Juno's request, he didn't serve the new owner in the old-fashioned way anymore. He just used a simple and harmless face to collect gossip and gossip, analyzed them and connected them into intelligence, and then sold them to those in need. .

In this way, the intelligence chief Jili gradually expanded his bar.

It's not that no one came to find fault. Fortunately, there was Juno, a distant aid worker. Poison and so on were really suitable for Lao Yingou.

They kept seeing each other once a week for a long time. Every time Juno came, he would attract new lovers, and women would choose who they liked to do things that only adults could watch. Ji Li didn't care at first.

Later, when her niece went out to sea to find her dream, Juno came to the bar to get drunk and started seeing her once a year.

It's the same thing every time, Juno is a person who doesn't like change, very simple.

Thinking of this, Ji Li decided to break the silence first.

"I've heard of you many times. Before you went to sea, Juno said that you could eat [-] donuts in one go. Is it true?"

As expected, Hecate was very cold about this, and naturally opened up the chatter box, "So you know me, it's the first time I've come here, and I used to eat a lot when I was growing up, but now I can't eat so much."

The old man handed her a glass of juice, "Juno always mentioned you, and I remembered it without knowing it." But later, he was more impressed in the newspaper, and he didn't expect that Hecate would be that niece, so he just picked it up.

"Your name is Jili? Can I call you Jili?" she asked.

"Of course," the old man replied, "you can call him Ji Li, you can call him handsome, uncle, old man... I will answer, and everyone shouts."

Molong smiled and rolled his eyes, thinking he was an interesting person.

He stood up tremblingly, walked out with a cane and a large bunch of keys in his hand, "Let me take you to the place where you live first."

The two walked through the alley, away from the noisy city center, and stood a dreamy white garden house on the quiet coast. The flowers in the yard were blooming brilliantly, and it seemed that someone took care of them, but the doors and windows were closed, which proved that there was no one at home. .

Standing at the door, Jili began to flip through the keys, trying again and again, feeling a little distressed, "It's really useless when I'm old... I can't remember which one it is."

Hecate was admiring Xiao Hua, "It's so beautiful here~" She heard Ji Li's words, and asked, "Can't you open it?"

The old man shook his head helplessly, "Yes, I can't find the key."

The magic dragon chopped off the door lock with a knife in his hand, "Okay, let's go in."

Looking at her like this, Jili really thought of Juno when he was young.

Ever since I met her, Huolong has been a full-fledged violent maniac, poisoning anyone who disagrees with her, and kicking anyone who is upset, but she is so powerful that no one can punish her.

It seems that this child is also a typical dragon clan.

Jili's industry in Jiudao is very rich, most of which are revenged by various forces. He really became Juno's successful investment as he said at the time, and the key in his hand is in Kaktel. The real estate is basically prepared for Juno. Although she has passed the stage of traveling around the world, she still likes to come to Jiudao for occasional leisure and vacation.

Drinking, listening to music, beautiful boys chasing her, and old friends around to help her finish. It can be said that she played like this when Hecate was not around.

After confirming the residence, Ji Li directly dug out a batch of treasures in the wine cellar, the 40-year-old "Highland Knight", as a celebration gift for welcoming the dragon.

He put all the wine utensils on the table, and Hecate praised, "It's like a work of art, Ji Li is so powerful!"

The old man smiled and filled her wine, "Welcome to Kaktel, I wish you a happy time."

"Happy..." Hecate toasted worriedly. He was so generous that there was no drop left. He took the initiative to take a bottle and started to drink it by himself. Jili's heart throbbed slightly. He hoped that his collection would be cherished even more. taste...

After pouring two glasses, Hecate remembered to ask, "I like this taste very much, what's its name?"

When the old man thought of buying this batch of wine, it was just that he had just made his mark in Jiudao. That year, he celebrated a batch of wine buried in the wine cellar of the white house in Yabei.

"It's not a particularly expensive wine, but it's just been left for enough time, so the best texture has been precipitated." Ji Li lowered his head and took a sip, his body couldn't drink any more, "Speaking of which, this is the wine that Juno gave me. of it."

The woman swayed her legs on the chair in her new home, "Jili has known her for so long, do you know all of my aunt's lovers in the human world?"

She has long heard that Juno is an ordinary love genius, but she has never met her aunt's boyfriend.

The old man said with a smile, "There are more than sardines, I have only seen some of them."

Molong's thoughts kept jumping, "I don't know if Luo will fall in love, I'm so nervous."

It has been a week since his son set sail. If he can meet a girl he likes, maybe he will give up revenge?

"Love is still very beautiful, I hope he can go well."

Ji Li obviously couldn't understand, he asked "Who is Luo", this will be the one thing he regrets the most tonight.

Because from this moment on, Hecate began to export the great achievements of his adopted son infinitely.

"Do you know how brave Luo is? When he met us for the first time, he was worried that no one would pay attention to him, so he was very clever and tied a bomb to threaten people who were stronger than him. At that time, I thought that this kid was very powerful. .”

"Do you know how smart Luo is? When memorizing medical books and various knowledge, there are very few mistakes. The memory is really super good!"

"Do you know how cute Luo is? Before he went to sea, he even said I was his older sister~"

Talking endlessly... Jili rested his cheeks, watching her cry while bragging about rainbow farts, "My child is really the number one in the world!"

The old man echoed, "Yes, yes, Luo is an excellent young man, and he will have a wonderful relationship."

"Don't be like the adults around him!" Hecate slapped the table again, "I failed in love, and Rossi probably has never been in love. So, as his teacher, my aunt will definitely impart some good experience, then I can feel at ease..."

After speaking, she fell asleep on the table.

All of Jili's inventory was emptied, and there was no bottle left of "Highland Rider".

The days that followed were a very pleasant one of eating, drinking and having fun.

Due to Demon Dragon's beauty and being the only fiancée (predecessor) of Tianyasha, people are very familiar with her face. Even if she disappeared for five years, the world still firmly believes that beautiful women will not die.

So Hecate's three-piece suit was hung firmly on his face, so as not to cause unnecessary commotion.

At first she didn't think it was necessary, but after hearing Ji Li's persuasion, "The empress of Nine Snake Island came to Kaktel to play, and wanted to enjoy the holiday, but a group of people came to peep, which annoyed her so much that she couldn't stay enough for a day I just left, and the batch of wine was packed for her in a hurry."

Magic Dragon obediently put on her hat, mask and mirror frame. For the sake of the holiday, she chose to compromise.

So being able to appear in the town to eat, drink and have fun at will is really gratifying.

But it seems that she completely forgot that she wanted to continue her original dream by going to sea this time.

in love?And donuts?

On the third day, she continued to play "not doing business" until it was dark before returning home. She wanted to pick up shells on the beach in the evening and put them in the new home for wind chime decorations, but she picked up an injured man on the shore.

Horrible scorching marks all over his body, and the clothes on his body were in tatters, and it could be vaguely seen that it was originally a suit.There is a heavy golden hook in his left hand, which is deeply sunken into the sand, and an eternal pointer is tightly held in his right hand, which looks very cherished.

To be precise, he didn't seem to be drifting over, but more like falling from the sky, hitting the shore and passing out in this pit.

The surging waves were about to submerge him, and his body was already wet. Hecate directly rescued the man without thinking too much.

After hugging the tall man horizontally, the magic dragon spread its wings and flew back to its new home.

Taking care of the wounded is something she is good at. She used magic power to restore [-]% of the man's injuries. Finally, he did not look like he was dying. Hecate threw a hot towel to wipe his body, and his face gradually became clear.

He is very tall, more than two meters long, and he felt very long when he was carried back just now.

The strong muscles now finally have the feeling of beating. This strong body should be strong.Hecate secretly assessed that it was a pity to lose his hand.

Moreover, the clear outline made the dragon unable to move his eyes away.The facial features seem to have been portrayed by a sculptor, with a straight nose and thin lips, but it is a pity that the eyes are closed now, not vivid enough.

His shiny black hair was scattered, making him look a little helpless.

Even when she is sleeping peacefully, there are fixed lines of Sichuan characters between her eyebrows.Seems like a very angry person, she thought.

Overdrawn too much mana, she was a little sleepy, Hecate covered him with a quilt, and went back to his room to sleep.

Before dawn, the magic dragon was woken up by the strange fluctuations. She rubbed her eyes, knowing that it should be caused by that person yesterday.

As soon as Hecate walked to the door of the room, the golden hook in the man's hand held her throat. She was not afraid at all, and yawned, "Are you awake? Do you want breakfast?"

Xu Shi's answer was somewhat unexpected, the man looked slightly surprised, and remained silent for a while.

Afterwards, he decided to leave here without attacking Hecate.

The man has a mysterious aura, so the dragon can't help but chase him and ask him, "What's your name? Where do you come from? Do you have any companions?"

He didn't answer, just said, "Don't follow."

Hecate's heart followed his words and skipped a beat.

So handsome.

With no shells to pick up last night and no breakfast, Hecate came to town.The moment she arrived at the tavern, she said to Jili, "I'm in love."

The old man choked hard, what?

"Jili, I like that person, help me find him!"

"Even if you say so..."

Pulling the paper and pen on the counter, Hecate drew a peerless handsome man three times, five times and two times. The personal filter is too strong. Ji Li thought of the comic magazines that young people love to read now, and the justice against the dark forces of gamma 66 Warrior Kong, probably has this style of painting.

"Is this a real person?" He tentatively asked.

Hecate was super excited, "Of course! I rescued him at the beach yesterday, could it be the mermaid prince?"

Absolutely impossible.

Looking at her happy face, it's hard to tell the truth. Ji Li realized that Hecate is also a love brain. This seems to be a common problem of their dragon clan?

Speaking of which, Juno also... He interrupted his thoughts in time, which is not a good thing, because of Hecate, he always thinks of Juno frequently.

"But, should I still fall in love?"

Technically, she was hurt by her first relationship.

Ji Li thought of being tempted for as long as "Highland Knight".

It was 40 years ago.

Huolong is a very attractive woman, he was really moved.They have known each other for a long time, Jili has gradually changed from a teenager to a young man, and his thin body has begun to be comparable to a powerful fire dragon. His face is very handsome, and Juno once praised him, but Jili did not wait for the next step, and he did not pursue it like those like those who don't care about themselves.

The two maintain a pure employment relationship.

Because he knows that the Demon Dragon Clan is not some devil fruit, but true immortality.

It is very difficult to want to be with her forever.

It is true that Huolong never thought of being with him, but once said when he was on the verge of getting drunk, "Your business ability is really strong, Ji Li! So strong that I want you to live longer." She took out the magic scale, and once Ji Li believed in the dancing introduction of what this was, but he also knew that he was very different from other people Juno knew, so he refused.

"I'm glad to have served you for so long, Juno." The man smiled and kissed his hand, Juno shook his hand away dissatisfied, "You don't believe it, do you? It's true——"

The 40-year-old Ji Li still shook his head, "I really don't need it, I don't want to live forever."

She was puzzled, "Why?"

There is no human who does not desire to live forever.

"If there is an afterlife, I hope to tell you then."

Hope to meet you again with a new identity, and then tell you...

The memory came to an abrupt end here, and Jili looked at the young dragon in front of him, who was similar to the fire dragon, with a gentle smile on his old face, "I can only give you one suggestion, Hecate, to love bravely so that you will not leave any regrets .”

The two were talking, and a man walked outside the door, wearing a gorgeous suit, with slightly tight shoulders, which didn't fit well.He has a scar that runs all over his face, making the originally indifferent aristocratic temperament fierce, and he himself is indeed a powerful existence.

Shichibukai, Crocodile.

"What's the matter, sand crocodile?" Ji Li asked calmly, they were old acquaintances.

Crocodile walked towards him steadily, completely unable to see that he was seriously injured yesterday, "Jili, lend me a boat."

"Where?"

The man threw a gemstone necklace to the old man, and Jili looked down. It was a treasure he saw a pirate wearing yesterday, and it was said to be priceless.

It can be seen that the clothes and necklaces are all obtained from other people, and they are indeed pirates.

So Ji Li stopped asking, and just advised, "A place that can make you poor must be dangerous. Do you really decide to go by yourself? I can find some mercenaries for you. The cost of this necklace is enough."

Crocodile smoked a cigar, and the two completely ignored the existence of the third person. The man said to the old man, "I can't trust a group of mercenaries."

Hexi in the world, come for profit, and leave for profit.

"Could it be related to One Piece again..."

The man interrupted him, "It's Amora, I got a record pointer by accident."

Ji Li expressed his understanding and nodded, "Okay, see you on the west coast in an hour."

When Crocodile was about to leave, the dragon grabbed his sleeve and refused to let him go, "We meet again, where are you going? I haven't asked your name yet."

He pulled back his sleeves impatiently, without even saying his name, Hecate hurriedly chased after him, "Then can I call you Mr. Crocodile?"

The man turned a deaf ear and walked away without looking back. He recognized the woman who saved his life, so what, it would be good if he didn't kill her.

This feeling!Holding his heart, Molong rushed back excitedly and said to the old man, "I'm fine, Ji Li, I found him!"

He is handsome, masculine, and mysterious, and he mentioned One Piece, as if he knew Roger... In a word, Mr. Crocodile has completely grown up in her aesthetic point, so handsome!

"Mr. Crocodile, wait for me!"

Ji Li was stunned in place, the man who was attracted to him was this sand crocodile?

He began to wipe his face anxiously. Juno told him that the Dragon Clan loves freely, and also told him not to care who Hecate likes, but...the love object is Shichibukai, so why not feel free?

This topic is beyond the outline.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: The crocodile is here!I love him so much!The first villain to fall in love with is him! ! !

The crocodile drawn by Aaron Oda: good at ridiculing others, doesn’t put the weak in his eyes, the bad ones are well-founded, has his own philosophy of life, brainy, but is a reckless man, can boast ten years of fighting power, the first in the era of the great pirate A supernova, well-known at half-time, once felt the gap in strength in front of his father. As a generation of new stars on the cusp of the storm, he was blocked outside the walls of the Four Emperors. His dreams were shattered, and he became a middle-aged man who was inspired by technology to change his life. People, who were suppressed by life, began to study ancient weapons.

Write it up front!

My thoughts: Don't accept that he is a girl, because if that is a contradiction to the free new human beings, why is it a secret for women to want to become men?Shemales are not inferior, don't think Ivan's deal is this!The relationship with Brother Ming is more like that of the boss of the Golden City. The two gangsters hope to create greater value, but the crocodile values ​​character more, so they only cooperate with Brother Ming for a short time, and they disband immediately when they get the goods.

The past is a mystery, so he pinched him at will, and the white group was betrayed and seriously injured by his companions due to the gap in strength. After the defeat, he accepted Qi Wuhai's request.

When Ivan was seriously injured, Ivan injected hormones. Ivan asked, "Use your ability to help us make a pink beach". The crocodile was deeply humiliated and had a shadow on pink. The brother talked about cooperation, and the crocodile thought that money was hard to earn and shit was hard to eat. After making money, he immediately disbanded. No matter how Ming Ge, who was not Qi Wuhai, was hunted down, he didn't help cover it, and continued to study how to find Hades.

Later, I met Robin who took the initiative to apply for a job, formed an employment relationship, prepared a studio, and looked for a foothold. When I didn’t know the location of Pluto for the time being, I met Hecate when I occasionally tasted wine and dismissed miscellaneous fish.

The characteristics of Wo Liu Crocodile: There is a forever young boy in his heart, locked in the body of an adult, longing and suppressed, dreaming and timid, seemingly daring but actually always escaping.Lonely people must have their own unspeakable trauma, and every word to Luffy is a warning and irony to himself.Unable to trust others, and unable to accept the overly dazzling Hecate, he plays a lot of inner drama in the center of self-torture and never confesses.Hecate was not fooled.

Perfect private setting on Sunday~

above!Next is the chapter of crocodile love~ go ahead!

读者“爱吃橘子の燕子”,灌溉营养液+62020-07-1513:20:42

Thank you Nai~