[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

In order to save time, the physical strength of the original form is better than that of the dragon man. Hecate fell into the woods from the air with a backpack in his mouth, turned into a human form, put on the replacement clothes in the backpack, turned his head and came out, and saw a group of marines surrounding her. .

"Dragon Hecate! You are surrounded, now..."

Before they finished speaking, the woman used physical skills to solve the guard soldiers who seemed to be playing in slow motion one by one.

Hecate tidied them up with ease, and tied their belts together, so that every unconscious soldier was tightly bound hand and foot, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

Someone woke up halfway, and he shouted, not to be outdone, "You pirate! What are you doing to us?"

"Eh?" The woman was lost in thought. So what else could be done, so what should I do?

In the end, she decided to follow the example of everyone in the family, and said with an unfathomable face—"You, tell me who is in the headquarters."

"Even if you kill me, I won't..."

Hecate took off his shoes and started tickling him frantically.

Everyone was awakened by the laughter of their colleagues and watched their interaction speechlessly.

Soldier: Hahahahahahahahahaha...you pirate! ! !

Magic Dragon: Do you know where Zefa went?Who is in the headquarters now?Is this strength comfortable?

Soldier: Comfortable! ! !

Crowd: ...

A young recruit interrupted curiously, "Well, may I ask, why do you want to know if the people in the headquarters are there?"

"Don't tell you."

Hecate looked like I'm not stupid, "If you know that Zefa is my father, wouldn't my identity be exposed!"

Everyone: Oh...

She covered her mouth in horror, "Did I just say that?"

They answered in unison, "Well, I said it."

"Forget about it all!!!" The woman frantically shook the recruit's head, successfully turning him into a mosquito-repellent eye.

Facing the terrified expressions of the others, she sneered, "I'll ask again, who else is in the headquarters?"

This time she got the answer she wanted.

There are too many thieves who have landed recently in Marin Fando.

This is not a good phenomenon. Sengoku, who succeeded the Marshal, was furious and issued arrest warrants continuously. With the frequent occurrence of pirates and GMs, the residents of Marin Fando also became dissatisfied.

"What the hell is ZF doing!"

"Has all our money been handed over to the navy that is dawdling? It can't even guarantee basic safety."

"The recruits are still vicious, I really don't know who is the pirate."

Speaking of this, it has to be mentioned that the vicious Smoker was called by his boss to talk.

The silver-haired young man was smoking a cigar, dismissive of those nobles who pointed at him, and it could even be called a bad attitude and a fool.

He was always polite to his boss and senior brother Kuzan who interviewed him, but no matter what he was told, Smoker had only one answer, "I see."

Ku sighed in admiration, he also had nothing to do with this junior.

Both ability and character are excellent, the only shortcoming is that his temper is too bad.

Unlike his easy-going self, this kid looks like he is always ready to fight against the special class, and he doesn't think about anything except arresting people, but it's hard to get promoted.

Speaking of which, if it wasn't because he really respected himself, he would definitely be a rebellious young man who could shout slogans like let his boss eat shit.

But what to do?Kuzan really wants to train him, and only by working in the headquarters can he have a chance of promotion.

In time, Smoker would also be a lieutenant general.

Zefa-sensei... also expected the same.

Bearer of justice, Smoker.

That's how it should be...

"If you receive complaint letters again, you will have to be transferred away. It will be very annoying. There will be fly-like pirate bastards everywhere, and the boss will change. Then you will miss me."

The man patted him on the shoulder helplessly, and Smoker said very politely, "I see."

"Are you perfunctory?" Kuzan smiled and got a blue tendon, and the young man replied affirmatively, "Yes."

Taking a deep breath, he waved his hand to let him go, "Go, go and catch all the pirates in the sea, don't hang around in front of my eyes, go."

As if to prove Kuzan's words, the alarm bell rang, Smoker's eyes froze, he picked up the phone bug and was ready to go.

"A lot of pirates have invaded! Please support the port!"

He frowned back, "It's me, Smoker, where are you?"

"East/South/North Coast!"

So, what about the team on the West Coast?Why no reply?

Kuzan headed to the East Coast, where the largest numbers are, in person, while Smoker headed quickly to the West Coast.

The woman left the forest and walked on the town road of Marin Fando with ease.

Learning from the experience and lessons just now, she thought that she is now a well-known pirate, so she picked up someone else's clothes, wrapped her face and hair tightly, and only showed a pair of eyes. situation.

Uncle Zhan Guo became a marshal, Aunt He was still a staff officer, and the three of them Sakaski became a general. The ghost spider they met that time was a lieutenant general. It seems that there are quite a lot of acquaintances. It is better for her not to expose herself. .

After all, she is also the daughter-in-law of Don Quixote's family, so it is better not to invite anyone except Zefa's father and George.

Their wedding can be held normally after finding Zefa's father. Thinking of this, Hecate couldn't help laughing, his eyes curled into small crescents.

When she got to the city center, she had to go to George first.

Smoker made his way to the west coast, expecting the worst conditions, and it turned out to be the calmest.

The subordinates lay neatly on the ground, biting the belts on the hands of their companions with their teeth, and sometimes gnawed on the leather shoes, cheerful and lively.

He took a puff on his cigar, trying to attract everyone's attention, "Are you guys messing around here?"

Among the non-commissioned officers in the lower ranks, everyone admired Smoker very much, and they were a little embarrassed to see him appearing suddenly, "Ah...Brother Smoker, there is actually a reason for this."

"Who did it?"

If the magic dragon is here, a certain recruit who will feel familiar is reporting enthusiastically at this moment, "Brother Smoker! We discovered the landing of the magic dragon Hecate with a bounty of 5000 million Baileys, so we immediately used The formation surrounded her!"

The young man looked at his tightly bound hands and feet, took out the knife he carried with him and cut off his belt, and asked casually, "Then you won?"

The recruit said cheerfully, "I was beaten almost instantly, Brother Smoker!"

"I think so." He tossed the knife to the recruit. "Where did that guy go?"

"It seems to be going to the city!"

With the direction, Smoker immediately turned into a puff of smoke and drifted away, leaving only a lot of fans shouting behind him, "Brother Smoker is so handsome!"

The magic dragon who came to the hospital asked, "Is there any more?"

The nurse gave her a mask and told her that as a well-known surgeon, George had a very full surgical schedule every day, so she could go to his office and wait at the end of the corridor on the third floor.

The woman thanked the cute little nurse, and she was amazed as she walked. George has become a famous doctor. Time is really a magical thing.

She came to the office. In addition to the neat medical equipment, there are also a very complete set of daily necessities, such as toothbrushes and soap.

It seems that this place is also where George usually lives. Doesn't he go home after work?Not like Papa Zefa.

Hecate took his little brother's hat casually, tightened the size, put on his glasses, a little dizzy, and put them down.

Tuck all the hair into the hat, put on the mask, and the costume is complete.

She looked in the mirror and felt satisfied.

While waiting for George, she couldn't help but start looking around.

I really miss this city.

Coming down from the mountain, Smoker overlooked Marlin Fandor from a high place. He was familiar with every corner of this place where he had been training since he was a teenager.No matter where the pirate went, he could find it.

To be honest, Molong is not a person with anti-stalking awareness, and his footprints are also very obvious.

She went to the hospital in the city center, Smoker raised his eyebrows strangely, was he injured?There was no smell of blood.

I kept following in the footsteps of the magic dragon, but the phone bug rang.

"Hey, hey, Big Brother Smoker, did you go to the west coast? We finished our duty here, and found that some pirates fled to the playground in the western suburbs!"

That being the case, the matter of the magic dragon can only be let go, the young man frowned, "The playground is full of children."

"Exactly! And according to the testimonies of other pirates, that guy was sent by a sea rogue, with a giant bomb that can blow up a radius of ten kilometers—"

Smoker's heart sank to rock bottom, that madman!

The fish that slipped through the net from the east coast got into the amusement park, so he followed in with a fierce face.

The large and small facilities are full of children, they are carefree, the cheerful music of the carousel and the countdown to the explosion that is about to be ignited, Smoker clenched his teeth, trying not to panic.

Tick, tick, tick...

Where--

Must be found fast!

He closed his eyes tightly, and seemed to be able to feel the subtle flow in the air, and he could see a red place in a trance, and he turned into smoke and rushed over.

The moment the pirate was caught, he pulled a little girl holding a balloon in a panic. He grabbed her neck, and the little girl could hardly breathe, so Smoker had to let go of the deadlock.

This pirate pretended to be a clown selling balloons in an amusement park. After logging in, he went directly to the city and was responsible for burying the bomb.

According to his plan, he would leave half an hour before the detonation, press the button, and let the foolish people who thought Marin Fando thought he was safe see the existence of terror.

Obviously, the appearance of the young navy disrupted his plan.

The little girl slapped his hand in pain, and the pirate slapped her impatiently, "Be honest!"

One side of her face suddenly swelled up high, Smoker gritted her teeth, and the people around thought it was a rehearsal for some show when they saw this scene. They didn't realize until the slap made the child cry in the arms of the funny clown, It's a confrontation between the pirates and the navy.

"Why did you hit someone!"

"Who arranged this show? I want to complain!"

"Your navy is full and has nothing to do? What kind of exercise is this!"

"Shut up——!!!" His eyes were red, his crazy look was not obvious under the rainbow-colored afro head and exaggerated makeup, "I brought a bomb, please be quiet!"

Smoker glanced at the still commotion crowd, and said coldly, "What this guy said is true."

There was a moment of silence.

Then there was an even bigger panic, "Ahhh!!!"

The screaming and crying turned the playground into a pot of porridge in an instant. The pirate took out the button and detonated one of the bombs. The crowd no longer dared to run around and could only squat in place.

"You bunch of running dogs! You know how to work for the ZF of the world! I have lost everything...I want you all to die here!"

"I don't know and I'm not interested in knowing what you've been through, but attacking the weak doesn't make your behavior look reasonable. A capable guy will go to revenge on the higher-ups. Does killing this child prove how strong you are? ?”

Smoker looked at him contemptuously, "It will only let people know how cowardly you are."

The pirate yelled angrily, "Shut up——!!!"

As if they had found a sense of existence, the pirate dressed as a clown detonated several small bombs one after another. In the light of the fire, the facilities of the amusement park were destroyed and only ruins remained.

Because he missed the opportunity, Smoker could only watch this scene happen.

The little girl looked at the navy uncle she was afraid of, and the clown actor she had always liked very much. She only knew to cry and had no other reaction. Pirates hated the crying of children and kept pinching her neck. The cries grew louder.

Smoker glared at the pirate, "Stop pinching her!"

As long as the pirate can let go of the child for a moment, he can catch him.

The young man looked at the child anxiously, thinking of ways in his mind.

At this moment, a woman wearing a hat quickly kicked over from behind. The pirate staggered and let go subconsciously. The little girl fell into the woman's arms like a rag doll. Smoker At this moment, he grabbed the man and beat him hard on the back of the head with ten hands, smashing the pirate's head. He picked up the phone bug and asked the nearby navy to arrest him.

The young man looked back at the little girl who hit the rock, she seemed to be in a coma, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Only then did I have time to look at this woman in a hat. Although she was wearing a skirt, she did not hesitate in her movements. She was very straightforward and knew exactly what to do to save people. Thanks to her this time.

"Let me go and take this child to the hospital." The two said in unison.

With such a tacit understanding, they couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and then they synchronized again, "Did you bring any money?"

the answer is negative.

"But I know a doctor who can lend us money," said Smoker.

The woman nodded, "Okay, then I'll go with you, I just came out of there."

"Really." He wasn't very interested.

After the two confirmed that the pirate had no ability to fight back, they handed over the chaos in the playground to their subordinates, and carried the little girl to the hospital together, like a family of three in harmony.

Hecate seemed to be looking for something to say, "Did you say she has parents?"

The young man didn't mind, "We won't know who brought this child until a large number of patients arrive."

Then she stopped talking, and stared straight at Smoker holding the baby with one hand, which made his hair stand on end.

He's in the Navy and she doesn't look like a native.

The hair is all wrapped in a hat, revealing a bit of silver-white hair. It can be seen that the two have similar hair colors. There is only a single golden earring on the ear, which has a unique shape. Smoker started to work due to occupational diseases. Profiled.

She should be in her early twenties, has a good foundation in physical skills, neat movements, and a kind heart. Except for the strange staring eyes, she should have no bad intentions.

The only thing is that the origin is unknown, which looks bad. After all, there are few good people who have come to Marin Fando recently, and if they don't have documents and money, they seem to be considered black households.

It is worth mentioning that the two have not yet exchanged names.

In this way, I walked to the hospital, the third floor, George's office.

The doctor who had just stepped off the operating table was exhausted. He rubbed his eyes and greeted Smoker familiarly, "Hey, are you injured?"

"No, a child was taken hostage in the mission just now, look at this child."

After a brief inspection, George made sure that there was nothing serious, and began to put the child on his rest bed and inject her with simple vitamins to restore her vitality.

At this moment, the woman exclaimed, "George, you look so good."

The young man's needle almost stabbed him to death—"Big Sister?"

How did you come back so fast!Have three days to put down the phone?

"Do you know each other?" Smoker thought for a while, and then added an introduction, "George is my teacher's neighbor."

Unable to react, the magic dragon asked carelessly, "Your teacher also lives in that street? I used to live there too."

The young man had already begun to suspect that if it was the family building of the headquarters, he must have met her, but they were very strange to each other.

"This is my cousin from the country! Hahahahahaha..." George explained to Smoker with a dry smile, "Smog, why don't you go back first, and I'll tell you if the child has a result."

He hurriedly invited people out, and he was about to suffocate in the face of Smoker's suspicious eyes.

At this moment, his considerate elder sister nodded and asked, "George, I came here to investigate the news about Zefa's father. What's going on? I didn't hear clearly on the phone."

"What's your name Zefa?" Smoker looked at her in shock.

Ten hands overturned the hat, Smoker immediately resisted her, "Dragon Hecate?!"

George covered his mouth in horror, it was over.

Inside the room, there was a continuous stream of lectures.

Kuzan supported his head with a headache, "Smogg, do you remember that you are a navy?"

"remember."

"But you don't think about the nobles we protect at all. This month, you have been written to complain for the tenth time!"

Just looking at this white-haired young man's reluctance, he felt a little overwhelmed, "It's not worth the gain to keep chasing pirates there. The [-]-word self-criticism should be handed in before the weekend."

"understood."

Kuzan began to tell him from the bottom of his heart, how to get along with the nobles, even if you don't like it, you still have to perform your duties, you need to be more conservative than offensive, and take the overall situation into consideration... Balabala talked a lot, but found that The kid didn't look at him at all.

"I'm your boss! I'm talking to you now!"

Smoker kept looking out of the window at Hecate, who was so hungry that he climbed a tree to dig out bird eggs, and said helplessly to the good old boss, "I'm very sorry, let's get here first."

"Ah? Where are you going?"

The subordinate who turned around and left gracefully only said, "I agreed to invite someone to dinner."

Kuzan pulled his hair ferociously, completely mad, "Smooth!"

I didn't listen to the lecture just now!When will you give me some self-awareness——

When he came out, Hecate's face was still airtight, and she was holding two small bird eggs and using her own magic to make boiled eggs.

It was too wild, he frowned and called her, "Senior Sister."

The woman's ponytail swished on his face, Smoker was taken aback by the surprise attack, and became instantly elemental, Hecate quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to my hair."

"...It's nothing." His face changed from the smoke to the original, "I'll take you to dinner."

"Now? I haven't gone to steal information yet, I can have a meal in the cafeteria."

Smoker looked at her with a speechless expression, and said to her with great respect, "Please don't steal anything."

Hecate puffed his face in displeasure, "Stingy."

"And in the cafeteria, someone may recognize you, which is very inconvenient."

If it wasn't for Teacher Zefa's sudden disappearance, he probably would have taken the same attitude towards Demon Dragon.

Now this situation is a headache because...

He hasn't decided whether to tell others about her existence.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Boss Gosmog is here!

My Liusmog's setting: straight and gentle, with the feeling of an old father and a big brother, loves to take care of others, cares about life, but is still impulsive, does not consider the consequences when it comes to saving people, and will consider many factors at other times, A little dull, don't understand women's heart.

He sticks to his beliefs and will not be bound by his position. His justice is to eliminate the strong and help the weak.They will give preferential treatment to women and children, and they don't care about class concepts at all, or some aristocrats who hate finding fault.People who respect respect can say honorific words. Another kind of respect is Aiwujiwu who does not look at the monk's face but looks at the Buddha's face. It is the latter for the senior sister Hecate.

Kindness, justice, and determination to change the world are the attributes that Hecate expected/misunderstood that Dolphy and Crowe would have, but he has never been regarded as a suitor with these attributes.

The youngest uncle among the seven is also the weakest uncle. The advantage is that it perfectly reproduces the stable civil servant life of Zefa and Lily, which is also the greatest competitiveness.

Yan Nan and Long Mei didn't get along for a long time, they were short-term encounters and attracted attention for some reason, and they couldn't rest assured that she was alone, but neither of them noticed this kind of affection.

Smog scene: 1. Marlin Vandor drinking together 2. Rogue Town drinking together 3. Alabasta picking up the drinking dragon girl 4. The war on the top is beaten to the sky

Details will be written later, please enjoy the charm of our smoking man~~~

--small theater--

Hecate: I've found a way to change the world, and Dophy will help me!

Smoker: You mean Doflamingo? (Smoking a cigarette, doubting life.jpg)

The same dialogue happened in Alabasta...

Hecate: I have met true love this time, and Crowe will create an utopia for me!

Smoker: You mean Crocodile? (Smoking, speechless.jpg)