[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Question, under what circumstances do you go berserk?

A. The neighbor next door lied about the military situation and made you lose face.

B. Because of the affectionate confession, the mother who was blacked out in vain asked to eat carrots

C. When you are eating curry rice with more carrots than meat, your sister and your idol’s grandfather behave ambiguously

I choose C unconditionally!

This person went from ignoring the birthday protagonist Zefa when he came in for a meal, to demanding that he didn't eat enough with Lily, and now being so shameless with my sister.

For the old disrespectful stinky old man!

"Things are not what you think." George said to me helplessly, eating the sandwich in his hand, "Didn't he sit across from you and Lily because you didn't let him sit between you and Lily?"

Even so! ! !

"Then why use a bowl!"

George began to sigh, "To be precise, it's the pot, aren't the two of them fighting for food?"

"You know again!" I crossed my hips angrily, "Karp is too much, and he will act recklessly just because I can't beat him."

The future doctor-to-be in a white coat, the chestnut-headed boy George, had a complete breakdown——

"Didn't you clarify while complaining! So what about the follow-up? Call me out of the hospital just for this?"

In front of the bench in the park, sandwiches with milk, hamburgers with coke, George and I had a friendship lunch, with the theme of complaints.

Yes, I'm a little boy who likes to give talks, any questions?

Patting George on the shoulder, I told him with a smile, "Don't pay attention to those details!"

George: ...I'm going back after eating.

I immediately asked him to stay, "Wait, wait, I got to the point, listen to me."

Karp came back to share his new news with Zefa immediately after completing the task. He just heard that Warring States was about to be promoted, so that Zefa could consider retiring to the second line.

"Mr. Zefa has considered this kind of thing?" George was quite surprised. Indeed, he always thought that my father was a workaholic workaholic who was an ambitious messenger of justice. Unexpectedly, he would consider retiring to the second line. It might be Lily And the reason why I'm still here...

Maybe, before the previous mission to the sea, he also considered saying that he would not travel on business again after this time, but that time and space did not allow him to resign with peace of mind.

Zefa handed Karp a bottle of beer and told him that he had a plan to become an instructor and wanted to provide the most secure guardian for the insecure civilians in the world.

I call my dad's plan the Guardian Alliance, similar to the one researched by a robot billionaire and 90-year-old veteran in the United States.

"Are you going to be an instructor and wipe those kids' butts?" The man laughed and toasted Zefa, "Then, I will be responsible for showing them your jokes."

Thus, the two excellent instructors of the Naval Academy established their existence for the first time at the dining table in the family building.

"Why do I feel the excitement of seeing the Red Army join forces? Aren't you excited?"

George shook his head, "No, and I always don't understand the words you say."

Alas, I am so lonely.

The little chestnut-headed boy didn't worry about those things. He put a finger next to his forehead and asked me cutely and two-dimensionally, "So you want to be a navy?"

You asked a good question, but I was caught off guard.

My father is Admiral Zefa, if I go out to sea to be a pirate because I like Luffy, I will really be discounted by these uncles and aunts...

With that in mind, I said to George, "Well, I'm in the Navy."

"No!" Lily chopped the ribs quickly, the sound was so loud that I thought she was killing and dismembering the body, but in fact, it was obvious that she was against me being a navy.

"Huh? What's the matter! Isn't Zefa also a navy?"

Ever since he leaked out and called Zefa’s father’s name that day, he has been freeing himself to call him Zefa, but it seems that he himself has no objection to this, and he patted my head admiringly. Lily also likes me like this, Say it manly.

So wouldn't it make sense for the manly me to be in the Navy?

The short-haired woman neatly put the ingredients into the pot, boiled the water to boil, covered the pot, turned her head and wiped her hands with her apron, leaned against the kitchen counter, glanced at me with sharp eyes, and said in a gentle but undeniable voice, " Will, I don't want you to be in the Navy."

"why?"

The food in the pot was gurgling and gurgling. In the dense water vapor, she could only see a silhouette against the warm yellow light in the kitchen. I walked up to her and looked up at her.Lily knelt down helplessly to meet my eye level, holding my face in her hands, "From a mother's point of view, I hope you live a long and happy life; from an objective point of view, you are not suitable to be a navy."

My face was squeezed into a funny shape, and she laughed too, and the momentary loneliness dissipated. She touched my head and said, "It's too early to worry now. The six-year-old kid even went to the gate of the headquarters." I can't get over it~"

I had no choice but to cooperate, smiling like a six-year-old silly child, "Let's talk about it later!"

I finally understand Conan's troubles, being a child is really difficult... But, I actually understand what Lily said.

She always felt that Zefa's work was carried out in the cracks. Her original dream was to protect civilians, but she was torn apart by the interests of another class. She couldn't do what she wanted. Kidnapped by the game.

The navy is not an easy job. If you don’t realize your own justice and implement your own justice, you will be a weapon without a soul in peacetime, and you will line up to become victims one by one in wartime.

Yay, how can I become a high-level player at my level?Regarding my dream of changing the world, it seems that I have to extend the battle line.

On the day when they became generals in the Warring States Period, Zefa and Karp founded the Naval Academy and recruited students from all over the world. As long as they are aspiring young people who love their motherland, or aspiring young people, or young people... Anyway, you are right to come.

Yes, admissions on the first day are very bad.

The requirements can only be lowered again and again.

There are too many crooked melons and cracked dates, basically the same as the college students in the physical test. Many people can't even do the most basic test proposed by Zefa.

When he went home to eat dinner, he rested his chin on his hands, and he had a rare loss of appetite. He was puzzled and asked Lily, "Are the pull-ups and running around the playground very hard?"

His wife was eating tonkatsu full of energy, and tilted her head in confusion when she heard this, "The most basic thing for the navy is physical fitness?"

Zefa asked Hecate again, "Is it hard to do three hundred pull-ups and run a hundred laps around the playground?"

His daughter was eating the sauced beef full of energy, and she tilted her head in confusion when she heard this, "The most basic... right?"

Zefa started to eat.

I slapped the table and got angry, "Ask me!!! Ask this ordinary me, Daddy Zefa!!!"

The man sighed melancholy, "Could it be that those newcomers are as ordinary as you? Then I didn't waste my time studying recruiting..."

Ah, I'm so angry, I don't care, it's up to you!

After recruiting students, some young people with endurance and tenacity gradually appeared. Although they were not as impressive as others, they worked hard to survive the initial trial. Zefa gradually adjusted his mentality, "It's not I have never encountered ordinary waste wood, as long as I work hard, it is more important than anything else."

Dad, seeing you encouraging yourself like this, I feel insulted.

It wasn't until the last day of enrollment that I couldn't sit still. Logically speaking, those three people... No, there were two at the beginning. Where did they go!

As if answering my call, two young men with very different personalities walked into the gate of the Navy Headquarters. At the same time, my sister and I came to pick Zefa home.

The two easily completed [-] pull-ups and a [-]-lap long-distance run, with some sweat on their bodies. Zefa put down the senbei in his hand and let Karp continue eating alone. He stood up and looked at the cold Young people, cynical young people, smiled with satisfaction.

"Do you two want to try fighting?"

The two looked at each other, exchanged opinions silently, then looked at the well-known general Zefa, both showing eager expressions, the slightly taller youth said to Zefa, "Please let me try to fight against the general. "

Another leisurely waved his hand, "I can do it~"

Out of the mentality of cherishing talents, my father had a confrontation with him, but the young one was obviously dissatisfied with being teased like this. He was a little anxious, and when he was anxious, he was easy to make mistakes... The winner and the loser were already decided.

Zefa's finger rests in front of his throat, and he holds his breath unconsciously, but my dad chuckles and trips him up, like a mischievous child.

He fell to the ground, panting heavily, feeling the difference in strength.

"name?"

"Sakalski," he replied.

Zefa laughed, looking very happy, stretched out his hand and pulled him up, "Welcome as a freshman in the Navy."

I just looked at the appearance of the red dog and the yellow monkey without a crow's feet, and I was so moved that I died!How could such a historic moment appear in front of me!God!

It is my sister who is more excited than me, a sea fan.

"What did he say his name was?" Hecate held my arm tightly, and I broke away from the excitement, "Huh? It's called Sakalski."

She repeated the name over and over, "Sakalski... Sakalski... Sakalski..."

Then he ran up to Polusalino and the three who were introducing themselves to Zefa, and shouted, "Sally Sage! Marry me!"

Garp, who originally wanted to run away when he saw her coming, saw that he was not the one who proposed this time, so he sat there with peace of mind and began to watch the excitement.

I'm cracked.

Garp patted me on the shoulder and handed over the senbei, "Do you want to eat?"

What else to eat!

The dining table in my house is getting more and more crowded.

Zefa had a meal in front of him, and he was not in a hurry to eat it. In contrast, Karp almost ate my table.

Hecate sat there, drinking milk in small sips, looking very elegant, and Lily enthusiastically helped everyone add food, I looked at these two young people——

Proposed Sally Sage, future Admiral of the Navy, Akainu Sakaski.

The one who keeps holding back his laughter but doesn't quite succeed is the future admiral, Kizaru Polusalino.

The family building of our Navy Headquarters is the most indispensable of such big figures. Didn't you see that Black Wrist and Iron Fist are all sitting here.

My sister shyly handed Sakaski a butter croissant, "Please use it, Sakissa."

"It's Sakalski."

"What a nice name, Sakamoto."

"...it's Sakalski."

Hecate tilted his head strangely, "What's the matter, Kajimo?"

Polusalino couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing, "Ahahahahahahahaha~!"

"It's so interesting~ Ms. Hecate is a genius~!"

Karp also laughed, like a sales manager selling cars, "Isn't it, super interesting? She's from a magic dragon, she's transformed into a handsome girl, and she has no other problems except that she likes to ask for marriage proposals."

My sister has good performance and high configuration. The only problem is the oil leakage.

"Hey~ She often proposes~"

The young man asked him, and Karp replied bluntly, "Yes, I said before that I would marry Zhan Guo, and Zhan Guo went to the hospital to issue a certificate of infertility, and then she followed me."

Garp suddenly thought that the Warring States period would not allow him to say it, and added, "Ah, I didn't say it just now."

I:……

The purpose of the Warring States Period is to keep you from slipping your mouth, and just let you say what you want without explaining it at all, right?

The man patted Sakaski on the back with his big hand, and he laughed happily. The stern young man trembled, his expression was so frozen that the man didn't realize it, "It's great that you're here, Sakarski what the kid."

It's Sakaski, I lowered my head to pick up the rice, and added in my heart, look how angry the child is.

Lily gave some mapo tofu to the black-faced young man who was so angry that he couldn't get into a fugu, "Come on, Sakaski, I see you like spicy food, right?"

Mom, you are truly the Avalokitesvara who can save all sentient beings.

The Naval Academy is open.

My sister signed up as a non-staff member, and she needed a chance to fight Karp aboveboard, because of his relationship, Sakaski kept ignoring her, and Hecate was super angry.

Warring States agreed immediately, and I think he was very happy.

Now, as a family member, I often go to watch. After all, it is a particularly pleasant thing to watch my father beat up the group of marines who will be great in the future.

Sakaski, who punched through the heart of my male god, is now not recognized by Karp's mother.

The generals who will go to O'Hara in the future are all young recruits who can't even support Zefa's devil training.

I held my chin and watched my sister fight against these people, easily defeating them with brute force, but she couldn't shake those two monster-level rookies.

So Hecate liked Sakalski even more, and he remembered his name thoroughly.

"Sakalski! Come and fight me, and marry whoever loses."

"I refuse." The young man put on his hat, turned and left.

"Sakaski! I will compete with you in who eats more. If you lose, marry me."

"No." He took the dinner plate and sent it to the cleaning tank to prepare for training in the afternoon.

"Sakaski! Karp said that you fell in love with the wife who sells potted plants next door. She is already married, so choose me!"

Sakaski couldn't take it anymore, that lady was older than Marshal Kong, he just went to ask for flower arrangements, Mr. Karp is really...

"There is no such thing at all-!!!"

As the saying goes, there is a limit to human patience, facing Monkey King, even the Buddha would be angry.

Thanks to her, Sakaski has gradually grown into an expert who can fight against Tekken Garp, and has also become a legendary rookie in the navy.

So Karp, do you understand how many people want to blow you up...

Interestingly, another monster who enrolled at the same time was not harassed by Hecate (?), Polusalino was very happy to get along with his classmates, and his roommates were also very kind and would ask him to eat together, just like Even when you go shopping on the street, you will be welcomed by everyone and receive many gifts.

On the other hand, Sakalski, because he ruthlessly rejected the beautiful girl's marriage proposal, was jointly boycotted by the Hecate fan group. This group is mainly the bosses and proprietresses of snack shops, so he can't always eat what he likes except for the cafeteria. other things.

The popular Polusalino would often take care of him, talk to him, fight with him, have a meal with him, yes, he would come to my house to have a meal, if it wasn’t for a classmate who has become a friend of women, he would call him Sa Kaski came, because of his personality, he would not do such a cheeky thing.

But in fact, he is also looking forward to eating the dishes made by Lily.

The happiest thing for poor Sakalski is that my dad invites them to my house for dinner, so that he will be justified, and Polusalino will be right to scoff at that.

"Sakalski is really not frank~ Do what you want to do if you like~ Do you have to care so much?" The somewhat natural young man smiled and told him his philosophy of life, but he couldn't agree with it, " A life without restraint is rubbish, even if you die on the spot, you don't deserve sympathy."

Polusalino felt the sea breeze silently. Where did this harsh man come from?I feel so out of tune with him.

I passed by and felt like I was witnessing another historic moment.

Speaking of which, no matter who brings Sakaski back home for dinner, Lily knows that he will prepare mapo tofu when he comes. I can see that he is really moved to the point of crying.

This is the moment when a man is vulnerable, the harbor of home he feels.

Polusalino is not very good at eating spicy food, but he likes to grab food and has a very wicked sense of humor, "It's too cunning~ Lily, I want it too~"

Then I ate a piece of beef directly along my mother's chopsticks, which Lily wanted to hold for me!

By the way, Polusalino, who is very popular, often hangs out on the street when he is not training. He ran into my mother several times. It seems that after seeing Lily's discordant director of the Women's Federation, she Conquered by her mother's love, the two are considered to be friends.

But this brother is completely undisguised hostile to his teacher, even during training, when he is eating everyday, even in front of my sister, he will act like a father, I always have a question mark on my face, you are a young man When a man sees a beautiful girl like my sister, don't he think it's inappropriate to be a father?

Unaware of his bewildering behavior, time continues as usual.

Graduation season is here, and Sakaski and Polusalino have become very good navies. When taking graduation photos, Huoshaoshan, who loves to play and play tricks, accidentally took the top student Sakas Ji's hat was lifted, and when everyone was looking at him nervously, the strict man didn't respond, he put his hat on honestly and prepared to take a picture.

Hecate made the No.11 marriage proposal in front of the camera, "Sakaski! I love you!"

The harsh man sighed heavily.

He looked at the girl wearing a white dress and holding a bouquet of flowers. He was very gentlemanly and did not lose his temper. He chose the method of the big brother, and persuaded him for the first time, "Don't worry, Hecate, I have my ideals. .”

Respond with an equal, respectful perspective.

The silver-haired girl lowered her head, feeling a little lost, and seemed to be able to see the dog's tail hanging down. Sakaski was about to say something, but before he could speak, Hecate threw himself on him—

"Sakaski! You are so masculine! I will follow you to the ends of the earth~"

The young man tore her away angrily, "Stop watching the dog blood drama at [-] o'clock!!!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, "Sakaski really has a heart like iron~"

"Sakaski! Let's go out on a date with our little dragon girl!" This is a certain Dalmatian who is not too serious to watch the excitement, and he has a very good relationship with my sister.

A curly-haired guy who has been promoted to his best friend said, "Our little Hecate is so beautiful~"

I looked at him vigilantly, and Polusalino looked back at me with a smile, "Don't worry about me~ I don't like this kind of young girl~"

Can't rest assured at all.

This feeling reached its peak when Aokiji appeared later...

"Miss, do you want to date me?"

The young afro smiled and proposed the invitation. The silver-haired girl poured a plate of fried rice into her mouth, chewed twice, wiped her mouth with her skirt, straightened her hair, and gently agreed, "You can date, But depending on your strength, fight with me."

Kuzan was knocked to the ground with a question mark on his face, my sister curled her lips in disgust, "It's far worse than Sakalski."

From then on, the young man with afro changed his lazy attitude, trained hard, came from behind, kept pace with the two monsters of the first generation, and became a well-known figure. Everything started from this day.

Sunny, full of buttery sweet aroma, sea breeze and birdsong, dandelions are scattered in the streets and alleys of Marin Vanduo, the leaves are rustling, Lily is holding my hand, and we are preparing dinner materials together, Navy recruits are lining up, Came to have dinner when Zefa's father was not at home, and a certain nature bore the brunt.

Hecate smiled and handed me half of the popsicle. I was intoxicated by my sister's beauty and enjoyed the delicious food happily.

Such a super ~ happy summer.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Yesterday was Luffy’s birthday~ My favorite Xiao Wang, give me a vote of his grandpa hahahahaha!

Some people in the comments look forward to ten years later, in fact, I am also looking forward to it, because my original intention of writing the article is ten years later, but it is too straightforward to write directly there. It is a joke instead of a novel, and it will be very boring.

Some people think the Will part is boring, maybe because No.1 called my writing bad?But in order to keep the mystery, you can’t look at everyone’s emotions from the perspective of God. It’s more appropriate from a bystander and profile. I’ll end his plot as soon as possible... Will, your lunch is almost ready, goodbye.