[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

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Before our little friend George was bullied by the villain Spandam, and then I said I would solve it.

In fact, it is not difficult to say that it is difficult, and it is not easy to say that it is simple.

First of all, Spandam's father is ten typical politicians, hypocritical, artificial, loves to play tricks on the surface, cherishes feathers, always thinks about promotion, wants to play the game of power, keeps his own mask with everyone, and has bad water in his stomach A lot, more intrigue than I have a hair on my head, but because of that, he's easy to deal with.

In his values, it is absolutely not allowed to offend the admiral because of a son's slave.

If Zefa's father didn't find out, then he would not interfere with his son's "little evil deeds", but as long as many people knew about it, then Spandam could only worship in rumors.

After we took George's uncle to the hospital, we started our meticulous three-step plan.

To put it simply, the first step is to rush to the shopping street. I want to let Obasan on this street know about George being bullied.

The statement was also replaced with an acceptable worldview in this world, and the last version that spread was, "The politician's son Spandam is vicious and stupid, he doesn't even know about the slaves, and he shot General Zefa's stupid son! Can his father really be a senior officer?"

The words "silly son" were added by themselves.

Don't underestimate these Obasans. Many of the officers' wives they know have delivered food to Lily's family members for a long time, and they have established a deep friendship long ago. Those officers may be the votes that Spandam's father wants to curry favor with. .

The second step is to complain.

"Dad, Mom——" I cried and ran into the house. The two of them held their jobs and listened to me explain the cause and process of the incident. Zefa wiped his mouth and said that he knew it. He will apply to the Marshal for an early transfer from the CP department tomorrow. .

Hecate stared at me dumbfounded, "Is this the end?"

I nodded, "Yes, because I can't beat it."

She is very disgusted!The whole face was tilted back, a circle of chin was squeezed out, the corners of the mouth were almost down to the level of the heels, and the beauty was perfect. I asked her, "Speak up if you have something to say! Such an expression!!"

Hecate immediately said, "You didn't avenge George at all."

Before I could react, I asked again, "And you didn't rely on your own efforts! What about your companions? What about your bonds? This has nothing to do with the passionate feelings you mentioned!"

I was dumbfounded, Hecate actually learned to complain under my influence, it is incredible...

However, I told her confidently, "My own ability is too weak, so if I can fight my father, I must fight my father!"

George wiped away his tears, walked up to me and bowed solemnly, "Thank you, Will."

I laughed dryly and waved my hands, "It's nothing...hahahaha..."

The third step is to use the power of the magic dragon to beat Spandam in a sack.

So things were settled.

ha?You ask my father Zefa, will it be against the rules to behave like this?

The CP department itself is a temporary residence in Marin Vandor. Spandam’s bad habits are all learned in the holy land of Mary Joa. There is no reason for a troublemaker to stay here. This is the Navy headquarters that will be implemented as long as someone gives feedback. , Go straight to the point, those moves of politicians are very difficult to use.

Before the ugly monster left, he was still a little dissatisfied. He yelled many times that he would seek revenge from us.Because of us, he was reprimanded by his father, and his good life only adds stains. Of course, his father has other ideas.

"Spandam, your existence is my stain."

A smart man all his life had the stupidest biological son.

In fact, what is even more dissatisfying is that we cannot really advocate justice for George. Uncle is still in a coma. The doctor said that even if he is saved, he will become a vegetable in the future.

Both George's parents were in the navy, and they both died in the battle. They were under Zefa's father, and they were very brave.After all, the orphans of the navy, old and young, have been living in the family building of the headquarters.

George's grandmother has two sons, one is in the navy, and the other is an expedition to the sea, who has long been regarded as a pirate.And she still doesn't know that her youngest son has returned home. Grandma is already a little confused. She often mishears the news behind her ears, and her dentures will fall out when she is preaching to George.

I don't know if there will be a day when she can see her sober little son.I think George knows this better than anyone else. He couldn't suppress his anger in the face of the ugly monster and the group of bodyguards. It was unfair, so he was extremely unwilling.

The three of us stood there watching the CP department ship leave the port, without speaking. After a long time, George said, "I decided to be a doctor."

Even a coward has something to protect.

Dignity can be trampled on, wealth can be surrendered, but the family must be saved.

From this day on, our goals are very clear.

George wants to be a doctor, Hecate wants to marry and lay eggs, and I want to change the world.

Either way, it can't be solved in a day.

After the George affair ended, I continued to serve as my sister's relationship coach.

"On the premise of being in love with each other, an adult male with a certain force value, who will give me food and a sense of security."

Although I always reverse the order of these conditions, I tried my best, at least she no longer thinks that we are a good marriage partner when we are six years old.

One day, I decided to shake off my masculine baggage and bravely stepped into the kitchen to practice baking cakes while Hecate and Lily learned how to make donuts.

Burned my hair in the oven while waiting for the buns to get puffy.

So my BBW mom decided to help her cut her hair.

Leaning on the door frame, watching the very warm scene in the yard, I was a little dazed. Zefa is just a marginal character who only appeared in the theater version. Can his plot be changed?

If not, then Lily...

Before I knew it, Hecate had already cut his hair, which was only shoulder-length. I gestured and sighed, "Wow, it almost cut off a length of mine."

Lily smiled and said, "It's really a pity, Hecate with long hair is really beautiful."

"This is more convenient."

This kind of thinking is really straight.

But as long as you're happy.

Seeing my sister is happy, she tilted her head, her eyes narrowed into a curved arc, and she smiled dimpled. I can eat three more bowls of rice. It's great to have such a beautiful woman in the world!

Thanks to the gods for allowing me to cross.

During dinner, another steel straight guy in my family found out that my sister had her hair cut.

"Has Hecate stopped growing his hair?" Zepha asked.

She nodded, and brought an egg roll to Zefa's father, "It's not easy to fight with long hair."

The man started to pick up the rice, but after paying attention for a short time, there was no other reaction.

He started chatting with Lily, talking about going on a business trip and spending his birthday outside this year.

My heart tightened, Zefa's father's 40th birthday... Isn't that the deadline in the plot!Turning her head suddenly to look at Lily, she was taken aback by my expression, "What's wrong Will? Did you choke on your meal?"

No... no... Mama Lily...

We may be dying at the hands of pirates.

Later, I walked away without taking a few bites, and I didn't pay attention to the expressions of Zefa and Lily. It seemed that my depressed mood was accidentally conveyed to the straight male dragon. She came to my attic with finished donuts and milk. .

"Lily said it was supper."

After saying this, Hecate sat down beside me naturally.

The moonlight in the attic shone on the two of them, inexplicably poetic. In this atmosphere, I also had to face up to the dragon I picked up, Wangnianjia, good friend.

"Hecate, do you believe in such things as fate?"

Ah, she's really dizzy, she doesn't even know how to spell this word.

"I do not believe."

Eh?When I got an answer, I asked suspiciously, "You know what fate is, don't you?"

Next, I heard a touching love story.

A black dragon named Perth fell in love with Princess Rose, took good care of it, and placed it on Zhenbao Island to cherish it for a lifetime.

Long, long ago, there was a country rich in plants and many rare flowers, the most beautiful of which was the Rose Princess.

She is the youngest daughter of the royal family, and her name is Arya. When she was born, all the roses in the country were in full bloom, as if to welcome this beautiful girl.

After Arya was born, the country became stronger day by day. In order to thank the God of Flowers, the king and queen decided her birthday to be celebrated as the Huadu Gathering Day for the whole country, which was also the Rose Festival when millions of people came to visit.

On this day, the delicate Princess Rose will wear the most beautiful dress and ride in a carriage, thanking the God of Flowers for bestowing the country with good luck.

"Princess look here!"

"Lord Arya, we love you!"

"Princess Rose is so beautiful!"

They threw the flowers in their hands to the carriage, and the driver's face was filled with happy smiles, full of pride.

Many people came to this grand event admiringly, and Perth, who was still hanging out in the world, was one of them.

This mighty dragon is a wandering poet in the human world. His short black hair is messy and does not affect his handsomeness. On the contrary, he is full of rebelliousness. His green eyes are careless, and his skin is wheat-colored, and his arms can be seen. With cold and hard muscle lines, he appeared in various lively places with an accordion, but he seemed to be covered with a layer of ice and isolated from the world.

His lifespan is very long, and his magic power is the best among his kind. After transforming into a human form, he always provokes a group of girls to throw handkerchiefs at him, and he plays it with ease.

Whether it is a dragon or a human, he has gained countless likes and admiration, but he never puts anyone or anything in his heart.

Until I met Princess Rose.

Her silver hair was elegantly tied behind her head, her eyes seemed to hold the light of a whole rosebush, and there was a gentle smile on the corner of her mouth, her eyes would stare seriously at every citizen.

Under this gaze, the piano in Perth's hand stopped.

Obviously the carriage is full of carefully selected flowers, and the street is full of people.

The moment I saw Arya, the noisy carnival on the street and the ostentatious fragrance of flowers all disappeared.

All he could see was Arya.

The magic dragon fell in love and proposed to marry Princess Rose with countless treasures. Based on his understanding of human beings, no one could refuse, but the king and queen were unmoved.

"Young man, money can't buy love."

Perth reluctantly left the castle, but he did not give up his love for Alia.

He appeared at Arya's horse farm and presented him with a gemstone necklace as bright red as her pupils. Arya looked at this man suspiciously, but he grabbed Arya's hand, put the necklace down and left.

He walked around Arya's flower cellar, holding a bouquet of roses made of gems, red stamens, and green rhizomes. When he saw her coming, he put it in her arms. The heavy Arya staggered, It was the maid who steadied her.

He stopped Alia who was going to church to pray, put down the huge rose earrings in his hand and walked away. Alia grabbed Perth's hand.

"You man." His eyes were a little annoyed, "If you want to pursue this princess, you must at least leave your name!"

Perth met those fiery red eyes, his mind went blank, "My name is Perth."

"I heard that you brought a hundred boxes of gold and hundreds of boxes of jewels to ask my father to marry me. What are your plans?"

"I like you."

"Your father just said a few words to your mother, and you were born?" I was speechless.

Hecate nodded, "Because my father didn't say a word for a year after I heard."

"what?"

"My mother said that he kept blushing and was very silent. Except for giving gifts, he just knelt on one knee and kissed the back of her hand."

Wow... What an innocent boy.

The Rose Festival is coming again, and preparations are in full swing.

The whole country knew that Princess Rose had a handsome and wealthy infatuated man who was pursuing her. Even the royal family was used to the taciturn black-haired young man, who climbed up the castle and walked towards Princess Rose with gifts one after another.

Princess Rose remained reserved and did not respond.

Arya was sitting on the velvet sofa, closing the rare ancient book sent by the man - how did the old lady respond.

Looking at the piles of gift boxes in the room, the perfume made of gold, and the pure gold statues of ancient mythical beasts, if they refuse, they will send more tomorrow, and this pampered princess was successfully pissed off.

In the crowded room, she fiddled with the dream catcher that Perth woven by herself on the bedside. After being troubled by his quest and unable to sleep, the man sent this.

Of course, it was sent with the pure gold statue of Hypnos, the god of sleep. It is the style of Perth to die in pain if it does not send gold and gems for a day.

She looked at Perth, who was sitting on the window sill, facing the wind. It's been a year, does this person have a tongue?Alia gritted her teeth and said, "You're right if you're not going to talk."

He looked at Arya blankly, not understanding why she was angry.

"Then you're talking about it. It's been a year since the teacher mobilized everyone, and everyone said you like me, so what do you like about me?"

Alia looked at him seriously, a stinking man who obviously refused to tell me a word!

What answered her was Perth's smoldering red face, like a red steam locomotive.

"Ah! Here we go again! I can't bear it."

She walked aggressively to the window where Perth was sitting. If it was normal, Perth would have fled.

But today, Perth doesn't know that the birthday gift Arya wants won't go away.

So, this situation was created...

Arya savagely grabbed Perth's collar, which was almost a common occurrence, and no one except the dragon saw Princess Rose like this.

"Never talk to me, and show up on time every day. If it weren't for the fact that my mother has no friends, it's really boring. Do you think I like to chant to a piece of black charcoal?"

"If you are not happy, you have to smash my unhappiness with a gift, come over and kneel down as a knight when you smile at you, and don't even come into my room to play with me. You always sit on the window like this and play handsome."

"Who do you think you are! I'm Princess Rose, how dare you ignore me like this, how can a guy like you like me, I hate it the most!"

"I hate you the most!"

These words turned into weapons along with Arya's tears, stabbing the omnipotent dragon fiercely.

He couldn't help sticking to her cheek, eating Princess Rose's tears.

Could this be a kiss?Arya asked herself in her mind, and there seemed to be no answer.

Even if not, I will do it.

Thinking of this, the gentle and delicate Princess Rose fiercely kissed her.

"Perth, stay here and do as I say, or I'll make you never see me again."

The magic dragon's pupils constricted, and he could only act according to Princess Rose's request.

The moonlight shines on the dream catcher and also on the lover.

At the same time, Aaliyah proved one thing, Perth has a tongue, which is quite easy to use.

I couldn't help clapping my hands in admiration, "I can't tell whether it's the princess or the dragon. It's really a duel between masters."

Hecate nodded, "Mom always laughs out loud every time she says this, and says she is indeed an old lady."

With the inner core of an adult, I couldn't help but mutter to myself, "It was that night that decided your birth..."

My sister completely missed the point and just told me a happy ending, "They got married after that."

I also forgot my troubles and smiled enviously, "What a happy ending."

"Strictly speaking, it's not. My mother has said this word many times." Hecate said sadly, "It's a pity that she didn't give my father a happy ending."

Princess Rose got married, and this is destined to be a very special Rose Festival.

Everyone in the country knows that it was the young man who won the unique love through his own efforts.

The two sat in the carriage, facing countless blessings, smiling happily.

The king smiled and said to Perth, "You have the love of Rose." He blocked his mouth and whispered, "To be honest, I thought she couldn't get married. It's really great."

The silver-haired woman flew over with a sharp eye, and the king immediately blessed them solemnly, "Happy wedding!"

Perth lowered his head and said honestly, "Thank you."

The queen looked at all this with a smile, and joked to Arya, "The roses have been picked, and the Rose Festival seems to be impossible."

Arya raised her chin, and retorted her charmingly, "I don't intend to leave the Flower Capital, my lord, Perth will stay with me."

The queen looked at Perth in surprise, "Ah, I thought Perth should be a prince of a certain country, won't his staying affect the original life?"

Everyone's eyes are on Perth, and so is Alia. I heard that he is very good at expressing himself in front of others. Can you finally hear this mute?

The young man looked at the king and queen and said solemnly, "Aaliyah is the whole of my life."

This time it was Arya who turned into a red locomotive.

As he said, the dragon cherishes Princess Rose very much, and everything is the same as before marriage.

The only thing that Princess Rose changed the dragon was that he was finally not too shy to speak.

"I want to give you all the beautiful things, but none of them are as beautiful as you."

"I like your beautiful appearance, and I also like the way you lose your temper with me. I like whatever you do, as long as you do what you like."

"I love you so much, Arya."

The two talked a lot of sweet words every day, which made the waiters around them envious and shy.

Meanwhile, Arya is pregnant.

Time spent seven months in their happiness and sweetness, and the appearance of someone broke this warmth.

A huge purple-red dragon flapped its wings and landed in Huadu with anger.

She is the niece of the youngest son of the third aunt in Perth, and the dragons of the same age call her Juno's cousin. Juno's greatest hobby in life is to chase after his cousin and drive away everyone around him.

Because Princess Rose took away her beloved Perth, Cousin Juno promised to destroy the country.

Perth was about to go out to drive her away, only to find that his little wife was frightened by the huge dragon body.It was also at this time that he suddenly discovered how troublesome it was that he forgot to tell her that he was a dragon because he was too shy when he was in a relationship.

"Alia... I'm actually a dragon, but I'm still a human... Ah, anyway! I like you the most and only you. You trust me and don't be afraid, okay?"

Beads of sweat dripped from Perth's eager forehead. Arya looked at the dragon outside. The strong wind had blown down the flowers in early spring. The dragon looked so fierce, and she looked at her husband who had always been gentle beside her. He was just as terrifying. Dragon?

Before Arya could answer, the dragon roared outside, "Perth, leave that woman, I want this country to be buried with this ignorant human being!"

When she heard this, she worried about her family and the people in fear. They couldn't beat this dragon. When she realized that Perth was going to fight, she tightly wrapped her arms around him and cried nervously, "I don't want you to follow it!" Hit, you will die!"

The dragon carefully avoided the belly, and hugged Princess Rose tightly. Her tears stained the skirt of his clothes. He was very distressed. He patted his back gently and said to her gently, "I'll be right back, don't be afraid, I love you you."

After comforting Arya, Perth's eyes were as cold as ice, looking at the stupid dragon outside, he almost wanted to kill her.

"Then is your aunt still alive?" I swallowed nervously.

Hecate nodded, "We can't kill the same people, otherwise we will be cursed to die at the same time. This is a tradition that has lasted for thousands of years, so my father beat my aunt half to death as the price for destroying Huadu and threatening my mother."

"The amazing thing is that my mother, who was very afraid of dragons, didn't have any fear after that. Obviously, my father is also a dragon."

I expressed my understanding, "Because it's the one I love."

Hecate solemnly stretched out his index finger, "This is the problem. My aunt said that a princess cannot fall in love with a dragon. This is fate."

"Huadu, which was originally famous for its flowers, has lost all crops since then, and people all over the country have contracted a strange disease, narcolepsy."

"One month before I was born, my cousin came to my mother again and told her a fairy tale."

"In the story, the princess was kidnapped by the dragon, and the knight and the prince went to save it together, and finally killed the dragon, and the prince and princess lived a happy life."

Hecate uttered a word that I was most afraid of, "My aunt said that this is the normal development of the plot."

The ghost knows how afraid I am that the arrangement of the plot will take away the life of the beautiful mother, and turn the righteous Zefa, who is now proud of his career and love, into a villain who destroys the world. Pirates will come to live in this family with no fighting power He killed all my neighbors, Obasan who sold vegetables, the old grandfather who watched me grow up in the tailor shop, the idiot kid next door who wanted to be a doctor, and his deaf grandma. I knew there would be such a day, Still have to watch everything materialize, I can't do anything.

Because it is a tool man whose name does not appear in the plot.

Because, if we were here, Zefa would not be the real Zefa.

But what is the existence of Hecate?She also does not exist, why does she have such a strong ability?Perhaps, there will be a turning point?

Thinking of this, I asked eagerly, "Then what happened next?"

Huadu used to be a very bustling and bustling city. The annual rose festival carnival and flower god prayers on the fifth day of each month made the residents' happiness index very high.

once.

Princess Rose has been married for less than a year, and all the beauty is like a snowman on the street after sunrise, melting until only black coals and dry branches remain.

It was as if the Patronus had been captured by a demon.

The citizens, who were getting sleepy and unable to work, looked at the black dragon hovering in the sky, as if they were looking at that demon.

On a rainy day, Princess Rose left everyone and ran alone to the church where the statue of Flora was enshrined.

boom--

She slammed the door open, and the thunder outside illuminated the brightly smiling Flora statue. Arya walked over with her big belly and swaggered over, sitting down on the prayer seat, with a savage behavior and a rude expression, not at all like a princess.

Princess Rose watched the compassionate flower god from a distance, and began to make a special narration.

"You have been protecting Huadu. I know it. I even saw you appear at the Rose Festival when I was a child. No one else could see it. I don't know why I can."

"You know that too? I'm self-willed, I love to act, I'm just a vicious scammer, I even spit in your serving wine, because I was too lazy to get up and wear a dress that year, I didn't want to be a long time ago Princess Rose."

Arya finally got ready when she said this, stood up, walked to the closest position to Flora step by step, and knelt down with her stomach in her hands.

"I am not a good princess. Although I am favored by many people, I have never been entrusted with any government affairs, nor have I done a great thing."

"My hobbies are riding horses and fighting Neptunes. I don't like growing flowers at all."

"Except for sitting on a float and giggling on the rose festival, I have not paid anything for this country."

"It wasn't until I got to know Perth that I could be myself, and it wasn't until today that I began to take on the responsibilities of Princess Rose."

Flower God's face seemed to be smiling, but also seemed to pity her.

Arya said firmly, "I don't want the people to be sad like this anymore. I want to see the original capital of flowers. You tell me, I can do anything!"

"Perth, is that the dragon's name?"

That familiar voice reached Princess Rose's ears again after many years.

"Yes, my husband too."

"You are Princess Rose, the princess must meet the prince by fate."

Arya raised her chin proudly, "But I like the silent dragon, I don't agree with this fate."

"You are special."

The voice of Flora seemed to come from a distant place, floating in the empty church, and a simple picture was projected on the window. She saw the pictures of princesses and queens praying in the Flora Church and their simple lives. Leah is amazed by the power of Flora.

"I know a lot of princesses who married princes."

"Like your mother and your father, they were princesses and princes, and then became kings and queens."

A little girl wearing a crown grew up and met another boy with a scepter. They met, blushed, and got together logically, and then Princess Rose was born.

This princess is different.

"You don't talk to small animals, even if you can understand them."

"You like to fight Neptunians and sing vulgar ballads with them."

"You are riding a horse, and the wind blows your hair into a mess. You never care about that. I even heard that you wished you were stronger and drove away the gentry who begged you to marry me."

The picture on the window kept changing. The little princess who acted recklessly and played cards against common sense gradually turned into a great beauty, but the light in her eyes never faded.

"I've been watching you, Arya."

"I want to remind you to return to the track of fate, but I haven't been able to find a chance."

"Because you... look very happy."

Flower God gradually turned into the appearance of Arya, which was different from the image people sculpted for her. She approached Arya, wrapped her in her arms, and comforted her gently like a mother does to a child, "Do you want to give up?" What about Perth?"

She asked Flower God, "Will the country be better then?"

Flower God looked at her with a smile on her face, no sorrow or joy, just calm like air, like water.

Arya pulled out a sad smile, "No, right?"

The vision of Flora dissipated.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Today I will tell you how Father Long and Mother Long fall in love, and the theory of fate. Sister Long is using her own tragic experience to explain to Will that this is a true friend.