[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Chapter 14 Laziness makes people grow old, and hard work prolongs life.middle

After that, the ship of the Roger Pirates sailed slowly to the wine island of Kaktel.

Because everyone's mood is too heavy, and a happy banquet is needed to relieve it.

"We're out of money." Rayleigh looked at the sky melancholy.

The black-haired man patted him on the back generously, "I will find a way~"

Then the whole crew laughed heartlessly, are they afraid that they won't be able to drink when they arrive in Kaktel?Impossible impossible.

It's as if the scene where Rayleigh and Roger Kee were in love was forgotten, but in fact, no one who forgets her will forget.

The lonely flower of the Roger Pirates, Hecate.

She ended her eighth first love and is very sad now.

"I can't get married..." She sighed in distress.

Bucky was fishing on the sidelines, very focused, but he didn't get anything. Hearing what the dragon said, he immediately found his field of expertise.

"You're worrying about Mr. Raleigh again."

The girl nodded, "I always feel that he likes me quite a bit, but he doesn't want to marry me. Is this the so-called change of mind?"

He snorted, "Shit, he thought you were his daughter."

The sun shines on the boy’s sky-blue hair. He didn’t wear a hat today, so he felt warm and comfortable. Bucky suddenly saw Shanks on his right who had caught a lot of fish, and he laughed gleefully, “I mean you, if Those who don’t like getting older actually have a lot of choices…”

"It can't go on like this!"

Hecate's sudden enthusiasm scared away the big fish that Shanks was about to catch just now, and he looked at her strangely, "What's the matter?"

"Me! I can't be treated like a child anymore, I have to take the initiative now."

Bucky, Shanks: Huh? ? ?

The red-haired kid showed her the fish he caught, "Although I don't know what you're talking about, but look, there are a lot of octopuses you like to eat here!"

Hecate was indeed attracted, and staring at the past, "It's really a lot!" But... "I, I have more important things to do, eat it!"

The octopus sucker stuck to Shanks' arm with a snap, he grabbed it off and took a bite, it was so fresh that he refused to eat it...

The two looked at each other, feeling that someone was going to be in trouble.

It's a peaceful day.

Raleigh is used to sailing at sea and he doesn't need to worry about anything. He won't be tired if he has reliable companions. He just needs to tell them the route, and then everyone will take turns at the helm. Anyway, there are many people.

The murloc Sambel was flipping through the newspaper, and someone asked him anxiously, "Have you finished reading? The toilet is out of paper."

He let out the page he finished reading with a speechless face, this group of people.

The deputy captain turned a deaf ear and basked in the sun frankly, ah, it is very suitable for the elderly.

"Rayleigh!"

He turned his head leisurely, "What's the matter, little Hecate?"

Then, the creepy female ghost appeared with flour on her face, thrushes with stove ashes, and even red pepper on her mouth.

"!!!" After a brief shock, the blond man lost his language function for a moment, and could only have question marks all over his face.

He tried his best not to scare the silly boy, he said cautiously, "Hecate, what's wrong with you?"

Before the magic dragon could answer, Roger, the old man from the village passing by, greeted the two of them, "Hey, Rayleigh, let's bask in the sun."

He turned his head and greeted Tuanhua, "Yo, Hecate—?!!!"

Seeing this shocking appearance, Roger's mind went blank, without even thinking about it, he blurted out, "Who made you look like this?!"

The girl fiddled with her long hair, raised her lotus root-like arms, stiff as a pillar, and posed for a while according to her imagination. Her lips parted slightly, and she pursed her lips sexyly, "Aren't I beautiful?"

I don't know if she is beautiful or not, but if she is stupid or not, she is certain.

Rayleigh covered his eyes with a headache, "You read the magazine of that old pervert Dong Gino."

The dragon was very surprised, "That's amazing, Raleigh! Can you know divination?"

That's what he looked like, isn't this posture the vulgar style of the magazine that guy loves?

The child is still wearing a good shirt so disheveled, it seems that the Oxon is going to conduct an anti-pornography operation.

Mistaken son!

frenzied!

"Get up!" Rayleigh rushed into the lounge, and there was a lot of jumping and screaming.

"That's my favorite collection", "This is definitely a limited edition", etc. However, the unselfish Raleigh will never allow dirty things that teach bad children to stay on board.

After hearing the news, Bucky and Shanks looked at the magazines that flew out one after another, and flipped through them in the spirit of learning. A black shadow enveloped them.

The blond man asked with his back molars, "What are you looking at?"

Young people will be beaten severely if they don't learn well. Roger wiped Hecate's face vigorously.

When they arrived at Jiudao, everyone felt like they had become Buddhas and had no desires or desires.

Fat Brother asked the bartender for alms with a monk's smile, "Hello, how much is the cheapest wine in your house? It's best not to pay."

The bartender answered him with a three-in-one smile of Rakshasa, Prajna and Goblin, "Go away if you don't have any money!"

Pity the big pirate who has a bounty of hundreds of millions, because he can't straighten his back because he has no money.

He returned to the park where the big army was located in a decadent manner, and reported the incident to the captain. Roger became anxious when he heard this, what can I do? !

Angrily came to the bartender, the bartender was too nervous to move, after a long time, Roger moved——

He plopped down on the table, and said with sweet starry eyes, "Please, I really want it~!"

Goosebumps all over the bar and asked someone to throw him out.

Roger was crying at the door of the bar, "Please! I'm going to die if I don't drink more! Life has become black and white! The future has no meaning! Please bring us some bars, we will give some of the money -"

The blond man didn't look like he was going to help at all, he stood far away from him and disregarded the relationship, showed an amiable face to the three interns, and said, "Listen, you must not become a bad adult. "

Bucky, Hecate, Shanks: Mmm! (without hesitation)

Just then, someone spoke to Roger.

"I said you, what kind of pirate can't even grab some money?"

To be precise, it is disgust and condemnation.

The woman's long hair is fluttering, and her wheat-colored skin is boldly exposed, showing a good figure and graceful curves. Just by looking at her back, she can tell that she is a big beauty. Everyone is very excited——

"The captain's peach blossom is here!"

"Big beauty! She has a hot body!"

"I can!!!"

Hecate was more excited than this group of men, because she saw a woman's face, with tall eyebrows, deep eye sockets, small and straight nose bridge, sensual lips, and dimples when she smiled, full of femininity!

Dong Gino rushed forward drooling, "Don't stop me, even if I am the captain, I will compete fairly with him for the beauty's heart~"

The big beauty was not angry when he saw his anxious look, and gave him a wink, and he approached even more excitedly. The woman kicked lightly, and Dong Gino covered the important parts on the spot and squatted on the ground, unable to stand up at all. It can be said to be decisive.

All the men present felt the threat to their lives, and they tightly clutched their crotch.

Roger was terrified, "You bastard, how can you kill someone!"

The woman laughed, as if she was not interested in them, "Who made him want to eat other people's tofu, that's not okay~"

She blew a kiss, and Dong Gino fell down completely contentedly, losing his fighting power.

"I'll buy you a drink, will you come?"

The woman invited Rayleigh freely, and the blond man waved his hands coolly, "For the sake of harmony among the crew, let's forget it."

"Rayleigh, she's a pirate hunter, Jean."

Seeing Brother Yu say her name directly, Hecate asked curiously, "Is she famous?"

"Recently, the newspapers are full of her reports, don't you all know?"

The crew shook their heads collectively. He sighed and introduced that he was born in Xihai. He is a professional dancer in Skidland, and a bounty hunter who has recently become famous. Hitting, so a reward of 800 million Baileys is offered, known as DANCER·GIN.

He added solemnly, "I'm prettier in person than in photos."

Indeed, with black hair and black skin, an eye-catching figure and outstanding strength, she is an imposing beauty.

Even Brother Yu, who is not close to women, praised her like this... What a powerful big sister!The gaze of the magic dragon's star eyes was too hot, Qin couldn't help but look at her, Hecate looked at her and then at Rayleigh, and lowered his head in frustration.

Sure enough, the big sister is more attractive. I lost this battle.

After looking at each other, Qin looked at Lei Li reproachfully, "Go to hell, scumbag!" Then she launched a hidden weapon to attack.

Rayleigh:? ? ?

"Hitting on minors! It's rubbish."

The blond man clarified speechlessly, "She's my daughter!"

"Ghosts believe it, she doesn't look at you like that!"

Reilly dodged the dart helplessly, and grabbed her, "After all, why did you come here?"

Qin was caught, her expression was grim for a moment, and she sneered and asked, "Don't you know? Pluto Rayleigh."

"How dare you forget me after doing something like that."

This prologue...

Roger tapped his fist on the palm of his hand, with a look of sudden realization, "This is the heartbroken man in the legend!"

"Shit!" Rayleigh bared his shark teeth.

The dragon yelled, "You've let me down, Rayleigh! I'll never like you again!"

The wind review was murdered, and there is no way to argue!

The Roger Pirates have been to Skirt Island and stayed for a day.

At that time, Bucky and Shanks hadn't boarded the ship, and Hecate was probably still training at the Navy Headquarters. A group of rough men on the ship went to Scottland at the strong request of the old and unruly Don Gino.

A magical island full of beauties.

Every street is a bustling bar street, and these bars, of course, are full of content for adults, with various performances and feasts, and they are also called utopias for fun.

Girls in Kinushima are not only girls, girls are just a nickname.

Some of them can sing, some can dance, some can kill, and of course they go out to earn some extra money from time to time.

No one knows who the owner of the island is, male or female, human or ghost, but he has raised countless homeless people like Qin.

Whether you are a navy or a pirate, as long as you come to Kinoshima, you will be friends with the island owner and the girls.

No war is allowed here. If a dispute is initiated, no matter which party is at fault, the island owner will pay back ten times and a hundred times.

There were also some people who did not believe in evil and started fighting, but since then, his name has never appeared on the great route.

The part that compares the double standard is that it's okay for a girl to hit someone.

Dong Gino agrees with this, it is also romantic to be a ghost under the peony flower, and happy to be beaten to death.

He yearns for this place very much.

Dreaming that Skirt Island is as beautiful as Nine Snake Island, a daughter country. Unfortunately, he, a straight steel man, met a one-in-a-million pseudo-mother.

Pretty, really pretty, with a small cherry mouth and teary eyes. Dong Jinuo found out that she was being forced to drink, and immediately went to the hero to save the beauty. Although everyone thought Dong Jinuo was more dangerous, but the pseudo-mother brother liked Dong Jinuo very much. Gino's masculine look (Jabba: Isn't it the face of a pervert?), he is willing to go to the hotel in the back street to have something to do with him, but at the critical moment, Dong Gino found out that she is a man, and she is not good at all up.

To put it simply, take off your pants and come with me?

The younger brother thinks, you stinking brother is so narrow-minded, can't you see my mother's heart clearly?

So he took a group of little sisters and beat him up. Dong Gino was very moral and didn't fight back, and was beaten seriously.

Dong Gino answered the last question before the fake mother-in-law's brother left before he opened his mouth—"I loved it."

The two bid farewell beautifully, and there were even cherry blossoms scattered all over the place.

The flowering period is short, but it once bloomed.

Since then, Dong Gino has ptsd towards Kinushima, and he will cautiously ask the person he strikes up with, "Although it is a bit sudden, are you a woman?" Then he gets a slap in the face, and the success rate of striking up a conversation is getting lower and lower.

Of course, it is also related to the face.

Hearing this, Raleigh interrupted impatiently, "So, what does this have to do with me?"

Qin leaned against the wall and smoked, "That child is my younger brother. I have felt that I am a girl since I was a child. I don't think there is anything wrong with this. The most important thing is that she is happy."

"Who she falls in love with and what kind of life she will lead is determined by herself."

"However, because of this man, she actually gave you all the treasure map of the island owner. You pirates must have a limit!"

She slapped the table angrily, cursing one by one, "What a captain! What a prodigal son! What a Hades!"

Roger and Dong Gino bowed their heads weakly, unable to fight back. Lei Li was as calm as a lady with a perfect face, without even moving his eyebrows.

Qin asked him, "I agreed to see you under the cherry blossom tree at seven o'clock in the evening, and take her on board together, why don't you go?!"

Everyone looked back at Raleigh neatly.

Rayleigh: ...

I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense!

"Why did I say take her on board! Also, I didn't know there was any treasure map at all. We all left after Dong Jinuo was beaten."

The witness Dong Gino nodded obediently, "It's true, we left that night."

So everyone shook their heads and looked at Qin again, only to see the woman frowning, her face full of anger, "You mean my brother is lying?"

"No, no, we didn't mean that, Xiaomei is a good person..." Dong Gino hurriedly defended.

The beauty kicked him over with a flying kick, "Don't send her a good card, scumbag!"

She calmed down and asked Rayleigh, "Even if you deny those things, do you even deny the duel?"

"The port under the moon, don't you admit the scar I left with my own hands!"

The beauty tore off her clothes, and Lei Li's chest muscles were plump, his skin was smooth, and his flesh was crisp... Ah no, anyway, there was no scar.The blond man looked hopeless, "Can this prove my innocence?"

Qin took three steps back in shock!

"how is this possible……"

Lei Li pulled up his clothes, "Although I don't know how that person gets along with you, but in this sea, it's not surprising that anyone can use the technique of impersonating others?"

The black-skinned beauty fell to the ground in disbelief.

Roger asked her very blindly, "Well, we didn't do it, can we drink?"

Everyone looked at him speechlessly, he touched his head, "Don't you want to drink?"

"Is that the problem!"

Such consistent complaints are the daily routine of the Roger Pirates.

Qin is a cruel person.

After confirming that it wasn't Raleigh himself who stole the treasure map and played tricks on her younger brother, she said that she would go find a group of mercenaries, hunt down the man with the dart scars on his chest, beat him up, and make him spit out the treasure come out.

Raleigh is even more ruthless. He directly asked her, what do you think of us.

This group of vicious pirates mixed with three small bean dings are so powerful, and they are indeed famous throughout the great route. I have to say that she is moved.

"Then I'll give you a price based on the price of Kishima mercenaries."

Roger waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, you bought us a drink..." The money is no longer needed.

Before he finished speaking, Raleigh threw him directly into the table, and with a bang, the man immediately stared at gold stars and fell unconscious.

He pushed his glasses and drew a number, "It's a good price, and it's safe for all."

Bucky watched in surprise as the vice-captain Lion opened his mouth, but the rich black-skinned beauty agreed without blinking an eye.

"Besides that, the treasure will be shared with you [-]%, to express my apologies."

It's really too generous~ Bucky loves her so much that he wants to kiss her, so we can eat and drink without worry, and have money to buy toilet paper!

Hecate asked worriedly, "Then, won't the island owner make things difficult for you?"

Qin pampered her and scratched her nose, "No, because that's the dowry she gave me and my brother."

The magic dragon is relieved, it sounds like the island owner is also a good person.

"By the way," Shanks asked, "where are we going to find someone who doesn't know what he looks like?"

Everyone looked at Rayleigh together and asked why he was so confident.

"Didn't I say that?" The blond man tilted his head innocently.

"I happen to know a guy who likes to mess with other people's faces, did you forget Roger?"

Near Jiudao, a naval warship is sailing.

Among a group of pirate ships, the flag of justice stands out.

A man came out of the boat and murmured into the microphone, "Hey, can you hear me? This is the navy, this is the navy. If you are a pirate, I will catch you all."

"I've been too lazy recently, so I need to exercise my muscles and bones, or I'll make shit for you, tie your tongue into knots, and let you watch us eat in our cafeteria."

"Come here quickly! I still have a performance review this month, but Guan will be nagged by He and the others again."

The dark-haired man smashed a ship with his fist, and he said with a smile——

"Under the iron fist of justice, evil has nowhere to escape!"

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: Who is this man!It's so obvious!Please share the answer with me!

I said hey, you said hey (Eva Hsiao possessed)

This article is relatively slow, the Love Shura field is in the second volume, and the first volume has more settings and foreshadowing, so take your time and don't rush~

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