[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

I am Usopp, a great pirate with [-] subordinates, the king of sniper.

—A few years from now.

Anyway, except that I don't have [-] subordinates, I'm pretty sure that I'm already a brave sea warrior.

I admire a lot of people, besides my biological father, there are also two masters of the giant race whom Xiaohuayuan met.

But today, at this moment, right now, what I admire most is this Demon Dragon Clan!

Miss Hecate is a very powerful existence.

Not only can she fight, she is also very rich, and she is a famous big pirate all over the world.

And I never imagined that she would have so many scandal objects.

"Shanks likes Aunt Corazon?" Luffy took out the gossip magazine that Nami had saved for reading.

Zoro stared at the pictures of Hawkeye and the Dragon, lost in thought.

Zeya stepped forward, "I just wrote these for eyeballs!"

Although there are some truths, the emotional line of Sister Hecate is definitely not such a miserable and tortuous thing!Absolutely not!

They talked about it every day since the boat, and Ace knew the truth, so he asked Hecate to confirm, "But didn't these two people also confess to you?"

Hecate covered his face, "Don't remind me of such a terrible thing."

Weiwei pointed vigorously at the sand crocodile in the newspaper, "He's a complete schemer!"

Almost tore the newspaper.

Nami said as a matter of course, "Of course you will be separated."

Usopp sighed, "The worst thing about Shichibukai is him!"

Hecate immediately retorted, "Crow is not a bad guy! If anyone in the Qibukai is bad, it's Doflamingo..."

After finishing speaking, she remembered that Brother Ming was her first love, and Hecate silently cast aside her good fortune.

Isn't Crocodile a bad guy?This thief and conspirator, Nami looked disgusted, "Then, tell me one good thing he has done."

"He was so nice to me when we were together!"

Nami folded her arms around her chest, "For example?"

"...an umbrella for stray dogs?"

What does it have to do with you?And the persona collapsed.

There are so many slots, Usopp shook his head helplessly.

"I really don't understand the situation, you are welcome to consult us."

Nami sat in front of the magic dragon professionally, "This is the chief of staff of our relationship counseling, Mr. Usopp."

Usopp held out his hand solemnly, "It's an honor to help you."

Hecate also extended his sincere thanks, "Please, little Usopp."

"It is known that Sister Hecate's first relationship was with Amayasha, one of the Shichibukai, who acted as a scavenger for him. Amayasha said to the eldest sister, "Everything is for changing the world", but it is actually a gangster who is constantly harming the interests of others. organize.After realizing the truth, the eldest sister was murdered and returned to her hometown with bruises all over her body. Her friend is still sleeping to this day. "

Usopp wrote down seriously.

Hecate raised his hand, "Remarks, my friend is Tian Yasha's biological younger brother, Brother Ming emptied a pistol of bullets for him."

Nami sighed again and again, "It's brutal."

Usopp agrees, "Outrageous."

Hecate nodded in relief, that's what she meant.

People are watching.

Zeya was very puzzled. How did Flamingo get together with Crocodile?

Could it be that love makes people blind?

"Follow-up, Sister Hecate fell into a second non-romantic relationship."

Hecate does not agree with Usopp's definition.

"Crow and I are in love, and we even got married more than 20 times in the illusion of Emora's adventure."

Usopp was amazed, "Did he still not say "I love you" under such circumstances?Not once? "

A straight ball hit Hecate severely.

After being severely slapped in the face, the defeated queen waved her hand feebly, indicating the next topic.

"What do you two usually do together?"

Everyone gathered together to listen to this question.

Hecate thought about it... very, seriously, thought about it.

"Eat, drink, and study."

"Learning what?" Nami was surprised, Shichibukai also wanted to learn, and even brought the magic dragon to learn together.

This picture... so fantastic.

But it happened for real.

Hecate happily snapped his fingers, "navigation, world literature, and occasionally historical stories told by Robin."

Usopp asked weakly, "What about the date..."

A loud slap in the face!Hecate was hit again, and his HP dropped wildly.

"It seems that there is no need to ask any more." Nami looked at her sympathetically.

Combining the experience of the two and the past love history of Elder Sister Hecate, Nami carefully sorted out the information and quickly calculated it with a computer. Everyone was very nervous, especially Hecate.

This determines whether she wants to go to Crowe or not.

It also decided whether the two would continue their relationship.

The chief of staff announced the results of the analysis——

"HAPPYENDING may be 3.5 points."

Hecate breathed a sigh of relief, "Really, that's good, five-point system, right?"

Then she will try again.

"No, megapoints."

Nami shrewdly pushed Nihility's glasses, "With a probability of 3.5 in a trillion, there is a possibility that you will be happy together."

Hecate turned into Bean Eyes.

Luffy was sitting upright, and Hecate continued to think while holding the drink that Sanji specially made for her.

The boy thought that what Aunt Long was thinking about was whether to join the Straw Hats, and he was so excited.

It's so cool, it's actually a dragon, it can fly, it's as handsome as a robot!

"What do you call love?"

Hecate asked Luffy.

Luffy was silent for three seconds, tilting his head with a question mark on his face, "Huh?"

The magic dragon put down the pink drink in his hand deeply, and brushed his hair.

"Little Luffy, you can interpret it with the heart of a child."

"What's your heart?" The boy continued to put a question mark on his face.

Usopp explained to Hecate seriously, "That guy doesn't understand these things, and he won't even die."

Just believe in science, trust him and Nami.

The woman held Lu Fei's hand tightly, "My child, Aunt Corazon is now at a turning point in her life."

Luffy shook back nervously, "Auntie, turn left in the toilet."

Hecate shook his head, "I don't want to go."

She looked into the distance melancholy, "When I see you like this, I think of Shanks."

"Are we alike?" Lu Fei smiled happily, that is his benefactor and idol.

Hecate smiled, full of nostalgia, "Yeah, Shanks is the same way, whenever I want to ask him something serious, he thinks I'm going to shit, it really makes people want to feed shit into his mouth... Cough, Far away."

Nami and others, who were eavesdropping, had a new understanding of the horror of the dragon.

Feed shit to the four emperors, it sounds exciting.

Young Lu Fei-jun is still looking at her.

Hecate changed the question.

"You have a piece of meat in front of you. It's so delicious. It's a lifelong dream. There are only two ways to get him."

The woman raised a finger, "First, go straight to the meat, and then the bone of the meat breaks your teeth, you can still eat it, it just hurts."

She raised her right hand and drew a circle, "Second, there is a roundabout way to obtain skills, but it requires a long baptism and preparation. When I eat meat, I'm already hungry."

Everyone was amazed that someone could explain it in a way that Luffy could understand.

"Which one do you choose?"

The young man said without hesitation, "The first type, the teeth can still grow even if they are broken, so if you want to eat, you have to eat."

Hecate nodded in relief, "Me too."

When she thought about it, it wasn't particularly hard for her to accept that Chloe was a liar.

Perhaps because of Mingo's level of rubbish as a foil, Hecate felt that he could still negotiate with Crowe.

People always have something they want.

She knew that Crowe wanted to be the One Piece.

She also thinks that Crowe can do it.

But if in the process of chasing his dream, he sacrificed the happiness of others, or even the happiness of all citizens of a country, and caused war, that would be the thing Hecate hates the most.

She loves fighting and hates fighting.

Loves weapons, hates war.

Likes to be married, hates romantic partners who are always bad guys.

The magic dragon sighed, and she decided to seek off-site rescue.

This problem is too esoteric, and there is no way for Lu Feijun, a single-celled person with no folds in the cerebral cortex like Shanks, to solve it.

Zeya volunteered to analyze a few sentences, and she came up with, "I don't think there is a man who doesn't like sister Hecate."

Hecate silently covered his heart, ah, Chloe never liked her.

Nami saw this, and asked suspiciously, "Could it be possible that Miss Hecate is standing in front of him like this, can he still maintain that gloomy dead face?"

Usopp imitated vividly, "Stupid human, huh."

The woman recognized his excellent performance, "Probably this is the feeling."

Chopper has been listening without saying a word, and at this moment he couldn't help pointing at Sanji, "It should be like this..."

Mr. Chef, who was continuously emitting pink hearts over there, was very happy to be turned around by the cue, "Ah ~ Sister Hecate~"

Hecate rubbed him very casually, "Hey, I'm thinking about something, Sanji."

The blond boy passed out from nosebleeds, and Chopper rushed to rescue him!

Sanji saw her worried eyes again in a trance, petrified.

"Sanji!" Chopper cried out.

"Is he okay?" Hecate was really worried.

The pirates' physical fitness is not very good this year.

Nami waved her hand casually, "Don't worry, don't worry, we're just a bunch of freaks on board."

After finishing speaking, Luffy ran over and poked Sanji's nostrils to stop the fountain-like nosebleeds. Usopp fanned him at the speed of light to cool him down. Nami covered her face helplessly, "It's really embarrassing."

The scene looked familiar.Hecate thought.

It's like the time when Raleigh was considered a ungrateful man who never gave up, and Captain Roger hugged the bartender's thigh to beg for a drink, and Dong Gino was kicked by sister Qin indescribably...

It seems that everyone who used to be on the Jackson also had the experience of being in a hurry like this countless times.

Silly and humiliating.

What did Qin say at the time?

Hecate rested his chin on one hand, "I'm so envious."

The crowd looked at her, "What did Sister Hecate say just now?"

The woman shook her head, just smiled softly, "Just talking to myself."

"Oh... Sanji! Don't look! You can't bear the beauty of the dragon! Take heart!!!"

"I'm so envious."

Qin said such a thing.

"Is Crocodile one step ahead again?"

Cobra couldn't help but sigh with emotion, with such a powerful Shichibukai protecting the people, places beyond his power are also taken care of.

Jiaca was a little distressed, "Now the newspapers are going to say that our king's army is not doing well."

Cobra didn't care about those false names.

As long as the citizens are really protected, it is a good thing, no matter who the person is.

"He is a hero of Alabasta," said the king.

hero?Shichibukai?Jaca looked troubled.

"He started making all kinds of requests before he came to Alabasta, and then he didn't want them anymore. It was so difficult to serve."

Jiaca complained, who knows what is the use of a tall and thick old man who wants to have a firework party and red carpet flowers.

What kind of grand banquet is also requested, which is inexplicable.

"Everyone has a reason to get better." The king comforted everyone, "and..."

This Shichibukai is not as indifferent as he looks on the outside.

One time when he was offering sacrifices to Weiwei's mother, Crocodile saw it and asked.

Looking at that person's expression, he seemed to think of someone, probably his mother.

"The sea is not quiet everywhere, and many people become pirates to protect themselves."

The king judged others by himself, and sincerely thanked Qiwuhai and Crocodile, the heroes who punished the rebellion.

The capital of Alabasta, Albana, underground casino, rain feast.

Baroque's offices are dimly lit, with empty rooms and huge sinks.

There are a few banana crocodiles swimming in it, they are bored and don't care about anyone.

They talked in the light from the fish tank.

Two people who also come from darkness and cannot see the light.

"Someone said they saw the Fire Fist of the Whitebeard Pirates in Alabasta."

Robin said casually, "And Miss Hecate."

I was still looking down at the file.

The man's eyes looked a little fierce, as if he was joking and you were dead.

Robin kept smiling, "There are photos, do you want to see them?"

"...What is she here for?"

There was no emotion in the voice, so Robin replied as usual, "I heard that something happened in the New World, and they want to catch a traitor."

He hides the part of himself that he wants him to know.

Wouldn't it be game over if that funny D was exposed too early? That's not okay.

traitor?

"The traitor on Whitebeard's ship... huh." He laughed.

Some people think that life is too long.

But the old man was betrayed, which is also a very interesting thing.

"Where is she."

Just to see who betrayed Whitebeard.

Just for the jokes.

Absolutely, absolutely not wanting to see her.

"I still want to see him," Hecate said.

Of course everyone is against it.

Although it was not long before we met for the first time, the magic dragon is really a single-celled creature that is too easy to understand.

Just by looking at her expression, she felt that it would be wise to communicate with Crocodile directly and ask the other party to return the country.

"Impossible!" Nami scratched her hair in despair, if she did that, she would sneak over in vain while hiding her tracks.

all!Will!quilt!exposed!

Hecate blinked, "I'm not saying you told me."

Usopp complained dutifully, "That's not the problem, is it?"

There was a lively discussion here, and the dragon wanted to fly over in advance to ask Crowe if he could return the country, and Weiwei finally calmed down again.

"You... how can you be so naive?"

The woman looked over, and Weiwei burst into tears.

"How can you trust such a despicable person, and even expose what we have hidden until now?"

"Is Miss Demon Dragon also a pirate like that?!"

The princess demanded loudly, full of helpless rage and horror.

Because she knew that the odds of winning against Qi Wuhai were already slim, and if the defecting dragon was added, the country would completely fall into the hands of Crocodile.

Weiwei didn't dare to underestimate this beautiful woman.

A strong man who is easy to deceive is more terrible than a fool who is easy to deceive.

Hecate reached out to wipe away her tears, "I see what you mean, it's not like that."

The past was good, but Hecate was no longer blinded by those illusions.

She just wanted to give Chloe a chance.

If he really did it.

If true, did such an excessively bad thing.

She will not favor him.

I just hope no one gets hurt.

The HAPPYENDING she wanted was actually not with Chloe for a long time.

This relationship has already come to an end early.

It is important not to start a war.

"If you don't return it, I will chase him away and rain for you."

When the magic dragon stretched out its hand, a ball of water splashed out, everyone was amazed, but Ace and Zeya were used to it.

"I have the magic of the sea, really, I kid you not."

Water has incredible tension, and there are countless miracles on the sea.

Weiwei looked at her stupidly, with hope shining in her eyes.

"Are we going to separate now?" Zeya said regretfully.

Hecate nodded sharply, leaning over to tie his shoelaces.

"You and Ace go back to the Moby Dick. I'll finish the matter and collect some information about Blackbeard. Then we'll see you on the Moby Dick."

Zeya asked, "What do you want to collect? Let me help you, Sister Hecate."

"It's really reliable." She patted Zeya's head, "But I still hope that you will join Marco and the others as soon as possible."

He called again just now, and never mentioned his angry attitude before, as if nothing happened. Hecate felt a little weird in his heart, but he acted very naturally (she thought).

"Tichi is indeed a special enemy, and it is full of mysteries now. It is never wrong to prepare more before attacking."

Hecate reminded Ace, "Don't forget the prophecy, I will let Luffy leave Alabasta early, and miss the encounter with Tiki."

The boy nodded, "I will act with everyone."

In this way, the prophesied top war will not appear.

Dad and everyone will be fine.

Ace leaned on the side of the boat to bid farewell to his brother, "See you in the new world."

Luffy looked at him with a smile, "Well, see you in the new world, then I will become One Piece."

"No," Ace fastened his hat, "it will be Whitebeard who will become King Hazel."

As they looked at each other, the two became more energetic, just like when they were young.

Hecate stretched out his hand and patted each of them hard, and the teenager cried out in pain, "Let's watch as you walk, it's too early for the two brats to discuss this."

The one who can say this is the magic dragon.Everyone thinks so.

Ace and Zeya boarded the Dawn and headed towards the new world.

Hecate spread his wings, and the form of the dragon man flew into the distance.

She brushed shoulders with mr.2 from Baroque Studios.

But the dragon who arrived ahead of schedule did not go as smoothly as she had imagined.

Smoker sat on the chair, crossed his legs, and smoked as usual, but he could clearly feel that he...

Should it be said that it is restless, or that it is like an animal waiting to court.

Tashiki reported to him the whereabouts of the Straw Hats and went to the center of Alabasta.

The target...is Crocodile?

The man pressed the cigar firmly on the ashtray, frowning like mountains rising from the earth, and those few wrinkles were telling his displeasure.

Aligned with that person's goals, are they traveling together?

Thinking of the way the woman smiled and said that she might meet a friend in Alabasta and persuaded him to enjoy the trip too, Smoker felt his blood pressure soar.

"I've been in a relationship before, and then I was dumped. I heard that he is doing well, so I always feel that I should say hello."

With golden eyes bent into crescents, he spoke with a smile.

It doesn't look too sad to be separated, that's good...

ah!Smoker thought irritably, none of my business.

If you think about it with your toes, it must have come from another scam.

It's like Tian Yasha, but this time it's a sand crocodile.

What good are they.

...why always make people feel uneasy.

He grabbed his hair so hard that his scalp hurt, and walked away quickly with his jacket in hand.

"Where are you going, Lord Smoker?"

No matter how much Da Siqi chased him, she couldn't catch up with his eager footsteps.

"Arrests."

The voice was firm.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: [-] chapters commemoration!

Crowe really thought about marrying Hecate. The fireworks show and the red carpet flowers were the engagement surprises prepared by an old man like him.

He thought Hecate would definitely come after him, so Juno really cheated on him hahahahaha~

In the next chapter, he will meet Hecate, the rivalry between the two~

I don’t think I can finish writing this week. I am resigning and need to change jobs. Everyone must wait for me~

——Daily life of Roger Pirates... Small Theater No. 1——

Raleigh: Who is on duty today?

Bucky and Shanks pointed at each other, Hecate tilted his head, generously used the water bath, pouring a face on Roger who was basking in the sun.

The captain turned his head sharply, saw the young magic dragon looking at him innocently, swallowed back the sentence "Don't you want pocket money, you bastards", and asked her: Hecate-chan, are you hungry?

When everyone heard that Hecate was hungry, they all took out the rations they had hidden.

There is no way, the date of sailing is not certain, and there is a ship of hungry wolves, everyone has their own little secret base for hiding food.

Hecate disliked Brother Yu and fished out a group of Neptune corpses wrapped in cloth from the bottom of the pool, which smelled fishy.

Bucky took out the croissant (boosting pad?) hidden in his shoe, "Let's eat it together."

The magic dragon showed embarrassment.

In turn, there are the captain's boogers, Don Gino's armpit hair, and the moldy biscuits that Shanks put in the bed, all attracting bugs.

Hecate sighed and started to be on duty. He must clean up all the expired food, otherwise he would have diarrhea.

Everyone sighed, there should still be girls on board, look at Hecate, how virtuous.

——The Sad Roger's Group End——

——If it’s the young Smoker, instead of Will, Hecate was picked up first... Little Theater No. 2——

The king of the forest who just came to the human world wearing leaves, the magic dragon: "You are very young, and you will live longer. Marry me."

Smoker, with a smug face, with a stinky face and a bald head: "I don't want it."

Being rejected is also reluctant to give up, and has been following behind Smoker. When he grows up and falls in love with himself, he will also protect the orphan halfway, and he gradually grows up.

One day, Smoker said that he was going to join the army, so Hecate went with him to the Navy headquarters. The instructor who lost his wife and children paid close attention to the two of them, and the students at the same time were also very interesting.

Smoker will pay great attention to the distance from Hecate. Whenever she asks to lay an egg, she will bounce a few meters away, "Don't think I will be bewitched by you! It is impossible between us!"

Hecate was very focused at the beginning, and he identified Smog as the youngest and the first human being he saw. Later, the bad guy Yellow Ape suggested, "Actually, there are many people in the Navy headquarters who like Hecate~"

She suddenly realized that she could change, so she accepted someone else's invitation to date.

The magic dragon was picky, and found that the young human male was the best at fighting Smoker, so he calmly threw away the flowers sent by others, "I'm leaving."

After coming out of the movie theater, seeing Smoker who was out of breath, he sprinted [-] meters to find her.

Hecate looked up at him suspiciously, "What's wrong? Can't find the key to the dormitory?"

Youth is already taller than her, and the growth period of human beings is really amazing.

Smoker calmed his breath, looked around, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Hecate asked him why he had come, but he would not tell.

He just looked away, and stretched out his hand to her with red ears, "I'll take you back."

Hecate took his hand without hesitation, not knowing how much courage it took him to reach out this time.

Holding hands will not let go, which is Smoker's final answer to the relationship between the two.

——End of the small theater——

Smoker is actually Hecate's favorite type, but he has not expressed it, and Hecate has no candidate to be a junior.

In addition, the reason why he didn't express it was the justice in his heart and his career pursuit. The navy could not fall in love with the pirates.

Also~ I think the macho Smoker can't accept that he is weaker than the woman he likes, so he will keep silent.

So... the three endings of the smoker line

A.HE——G5's sister-in-law Hecate, gave up her pirate status, civil servant Smoker handed in her salary card, and took care of her family.

B. normalending—Stick to your dream, Smoker became the most benevolent Marshal of the populace, and Hecate was a free pirate all his life.

C.BE——Knife at each other, leaving indelible scars in the end.