Farmhouse is so old

"That's for the sake of a good birth. Newborn babies are easy to die, so take a cheap life to support them. Otherwise, who would you think would want it?" Zhou Qing hurriedly retorted when he heard Tang Qing mention those cheap names.

If the child he gave birth to is also very weak, it is better to take a cheap life to keep him safe and healthy. A bad name is more important than life.

"Oh, then what was your humble name when you were a child?" Tang Qing rubbed his chin and thought for a while. According to Zhou Qing's reaction, there must be something wrong. It seems that he also had a name that was not popular when he was a child.

Zhou Qing stopped talking and said something, but he was asked about him. His name was really unpleasant, so he didn't need to say it, so he pretended to be calm and said: "I don't have a cheap name, hurry up!" Think of the child's name, what to do with me."

Tang Qing laughed dryly, knowing that there was a situation. If he didn't do anything to react so much, the more he didn't talk about Tang Qing, the more curious he would be.Rubbing Zhou Qing's hand with his elbow, he said viscously, "Say it, I promise I won't laugh, and I promise I won't say it out loud. Whoever laughs is a puppy."

Tang Qing danced and danced around Zhou Qing, acting coquettishly and cutely.Zhou Qing was so entangled by him that he couldn't walk with peace of mind, so he had to stop and compromise and said: "Okay then, you are not allowed to laugh after I finish talking, what you said just now is a puppy if you laugh."

Tang Qing hurriedly nodded his head like pounding garlic. He promised not to laugh. Anyway, it was nothing more than Gouzi, Chunhua, etc. There were many such names, and he didn't think it was funny. He was just curious, and he definitely wouldn't It's a joke about Zhou Qing.

Zhou Qing looked at the pedestrians on the street, dragged Tang Qing aside, cleared his throat with two coughs, and said, "When I was born, I used almost all the cheap names that could be used in the village. The one in the village who was born a day earlier than me was used, and my mother was so angry that she almost went to their door to yell at them. So my mother is not convinced."

Tang Qingzheng listened with gusto, but Zhou Qing suddenly paused and said anxiously: "Don't be foolish, so what's your name? Tell me quickly."

Zhou Qing glanced at Tang Qing lightly, and then slowly said: "Mother said that dogs have dog eggs, and pigs have pig eggs. Since I gave birth to human beings, why do I call them dog eggs? It's not obvious that she is calling her a dog." Dog, she gave birth to a human, so she named me - human egg."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Tang Qing listened seriously at first. He swore that he really didn't intend to laugh, but he didn't hold back.He tried his best to hold back his laughter, but his nerves didn't listen to him.

Zhou Qing's face was flushed instantly, and he agreed not to smile, so he could only stare at Tang Qing with shame and anger, especially since the pedestrians on the street were still looking at him, he was not good Hands on Tang Qing.After all, he was his man, so he still had to treat Tang Qing a little bit less outside.

Zhou Qing was embarrassed by everyone, and he couldn't avoid it. In the end, he could only cover his face, hoping that everyone would not know him.But who in Wenshui County doesn't know Tang Qing?What Zhou Qing did was just deceiving himself and others.

Tang Qing laughed until his stomach hurt, and he couldn't straighten his waist.

"You're still laughing. Didn't you just promise you wouldn't laugh? Everyone is looking at us. The people on the street are so embarrassing." Zhou Qing pulled Tang Qing and signaled Tang Qing not to laugh.Looking at the strange eyes around him, he really has no face to stay any longer.

Tang Qing laughed for a while, and finally stopped laughing, but the smile on his face couldn't dissipate. He pulled Zhou Qing away from the crowd quickly, and then said with a smile: "Mother is very smart, you are a dog, Pigs give birth to pig eggs and give birth to human eggs, doesn't this scold the rest of the village?"

Zhou Qing looked at Tang Qing angrily: "So my mother didn't have much contact with people in the village, but at that time, my mother was just trying to earn a living. I stopped calling me by this name when I was five years old."

"You just said that you promised not to laugh. Whoever laughs is a puppy. You can be a dog at ease in the future." Zhou Qing rolled his eyes. possible.

"Want wang wang wang wang wang"

Without further ado, Tang Qing learned how to bark like a dog. He was willing to admit defeat. In order to make Zhou Qing happy, he barked twice. Anyway, he has a thick skin and is not afraid of embarrassment.

"Stop yelling, there are many people on the street." Zhou Qing was also happy to see Tang Qing like this, but Tang Qing's reputation was not good because of the people talking on the street, so he could only silence him.

"Never mind them, I'm coaxing my own husband, what's in the way of them, my mouth grows in their voices, I can say whatever I like."

Tang Qingcai didn't listen to Zhou Qing, and said "Wang" on the left and "Wang" on the right, which made Zhou Qing very happy.

"I'm happy, I'm not angry anymore, but that human egg of yours is really funny, it's the first time I've heard such a fresh and refined name, hahaha..." Tang Qing talked about "human egg" after coaxing Zhou Qing to be happy Come on, I couldn't help laughing again.

"Damn it" But Zhou Qing didn't say much this time, no matter how much Tang Qing laughed, since Tang Qing and him also learned how to bark like a dog, it was even.

The two walked to the school in a rowdy fight, leaving behind a group of stunned pedestrians.Unexpectedly, the majestic lord, in order to make his husband happy, actually barked like a dog in broad daylight under the bright sky, without any pretensions of a lord, just like ordinary people.

"See, the lord is willing to commit himself down to make his husband happy. I asked you to admit your mistake to my old lady. What kind of bullshit man will be upright and unreasonable. You can surpass the lord if you are upright ?”

A couple quarreling on the street happened to witness the whole process of Tang Qing learning how to bark a dog. The woman insisted on asking the man to apologize, but the man looked embarrassed and refused to bow his head.

"No, as the head of the family, if I bow my head today, you will have to raise your tail to the Tianshan Mountains tomorrow. Anyway, I am right, why should I apologize?" He refused to admit his mistake and bowed his head, but his attitude was much softer than before.

"Second baby, you should quickly admit to your wife that you stole money from the family, went out to drink and didn't return all night, if your wife didn't love you, she would not have gone out to find you in the middle of the night, and she wouldn't have been in the ditch. Find you, or you may be washed away by the river now."

There was a kind old man who really couldn't stand it anymore and came out to make peace.It rained heavily a few days ago, and a lot of water accumulated in the ditches, not to mention the river water. The government organized manpower to dig ditches for drainage. These small ditches by the river are the main drainage channels. If the lady brought him back in time, I'm afraid the second child would have died long ago.

"Uncle He, what you said is true? Is it really my wife who brought me back?" The man named Erwa couldn't believe it. He didn't remember anything when he was drunk, and thought he came back by himself. Well, early in the morning his wife yelled at him to admit his mistake, and he thought she was crazy.

"The uncle will still frame you. The neighbors in the neighborhood can testify. If you don't believe me, ask them. Besides, you are an old man who cares about your own wife. Look at the dignified lord and his husband. Unambiguous, what face do you have to put on a face?"

Uncle He shook his head while talking, and went into his room.The young couple fights, and the head of the bed does not make peace with the end of the bed.In fact, Erwa is a nice person, but he usually likes to drink a little wine, but his wife doesn't allow him to drink it. For this reason, he takes care of the family's money tightly and doesn't give Erwa a penny. After tasting the wine, I am no longer greedy. I stole money to buy wine, but it was confiscated and I drank too much.

"My lady, I was wrong. I will never drink again. You beat me and scolded me. I admit it." The second child who reacted immediately bowed his head to his wife and admitted his mistake.

Erwa's wife burst into tears when she heard "wow", hugged Erwa and said, "I'm also wrong, I will occasionally buy you some wine in the future, if you want to drink, just tell me, why steal money and go out to drink, It made me worry to death at home."

The two reconciled as before, like glue, and fell in love with each other.

From then on, Tang Qing couldn't help being known as a good man and a good husband. Whenever the young couple quarreled, the old people would always use Tang Qing to educate them: "Look at the nobleman who knows how to bow his head." , do you guys think you are more powerful than the Sir?"

There are also some couples and husbands who will learn from Tang Qing to learn dog barking for their husbands. For a while, the married life in Wenshui County is much more harmonious, and they will hear a few barking dogs from time to time in the middle of the night, which hurts people from other places to do business. People think that there are many dogs in Wenshui County, but it is strange that there are no dogs in the daytime.

Tang Qing and Zhou Qing came to the school, and after explaining the situation to the old master who was in charge of the school, they entered the school smoothly.

The school opened in the town is called "Literature Museum". It was jointly established by five outstanding talents. The five of them failed the imperial examinations all the year round, and the imperial examinations were held every three years. The time of waiting can't be done at home. , so I found a way to open this school to make ends meet, and to teach and educate people.Not only made money, but also earned fame.

Now these five scholars are very old and ignorant of world affairs, and the students who teach here are only a few students they taught. Over the years, this "Literature Museum" has also cultivated one or two scholars and dozens of scholars.

Needless to say, everyone went to find another job, and the remaining scholars who had a way out went to find a way out, and those who didn't have to stay and continue teaching. However, the "Literature Museum" is not big enough to require too many people, so it is still Some talents go nowhere.

When the old master in charge knew that Tang Qing was here to recruit, he was immediately filled with joy, and finally he was able to solve a major matter on his mind.

After saluting Tang Qing respectfully, the old master took out a list, which recorded the names of no less than 50 people.

"My lord, I have a list here, all of them are scholars from poor families. They have good conduct and excellent talents and learning. However, our literature center has limited capabilities and cannot help them go to Beijing to catch the exam. Otherwise, the literature center has been running for so many years. It’s not like there are only two Juren.”

The old master sighed as he spoke, and Guang Guang asked what is the use of doing well, and going to Beijing to rush for the exam also requires a huge amount of expenses, how can a farmer's child afford this expense, and if he fails once, he will not be able to say it again To ruin the family.

Isn't reading just to find a future and let the family live comfortably? If the family is ruined, then what's the point of reading this book?Therefore, many people cannot continue to take the exam after passing the exam.