Learning God in Hand, I Have the World
Chapter 292 The Poor Internet Celebrity Pretending to Be Rich 2┃Malatang Warning
At 08:30, the living room was full of people.
Zhuang Li and Xi Ming came down hand in hand.The hair of the two of them was half-dried, and there was moisture in their eyes, and they both had expressions of satisfaction on their faces.
Chang Jinbo caught a glimpse of the corner of Xi Ming's mouth with blood stains as if he had been bitten, and his pupils burst into anger.
These two must have been hiding in the room and kissing!Oh shit!Why did you move away in the first place?Chang Jinbo, are you stupid?
Chang Jinbo was so angry that he didn't dare to yell in front of the camera, so he could only hold his chest and feel uncomfortable silently.
Fortunately, the show had already started, which distracted him a little.
The smiling faces of the five guests appeared on the TV screen. They were Mimi, Luo Jie, Liao Yuan, Fang Yuwu, and Ma Hui in the official announcement. They replaced all the five guests in the first issue.
Mimi just finished filming a TV series that is currently on the air. As the heroine, she is very popular now, so she acts as the host of this episode.
Back then, she was also a newcomer favored by Strawberry TV, but she quit after the fire, and even fought a contract lawsuit with Strawberry TV for several years.
Strawberry TV released a lot of black information about her, saying that she is a master of PUA. Before she became famous, she was supported by her boyfriend, but she had no gratitude at all. Once she became famous, she kicked people.
His boyfriend was an outsider with a low salary. In order to provide her with a luxurious life, he sold several houses in a row and borrowed a lot of usury loans. In the end, he was forced to commit suicide by jumping off the building, leaving millions of dollars in debt. Parents pay back.
It was Strawberry TV that helped her suppress the news of her boyfriend's suicide, and compensated her boyfriend's family a large sum of money on her behalf.
In order to promote Redmi Mi, Strawberry TV has spent a lot of manpower, material and financial resources.But this woman has no heart, no matter how good you are to her, she will never remember, and will only abandon you for the higher benefit.
Sure enough, in less than two years, Mimi climbed up to a rich financial backer, then tore up Strawberry TV with her hands, and jumped to the financial backer's company.
When Strawberry TV invited her to be the celebrity guest of Love House, she agreed without thinking.From her point of view, the financial backer is so strong, Strawberry TV is afraid of herself before offering this olive branch.
However, she still firmly remembers those hatreds back then. It is impossible to record the program well. She has already made up her mind to add trouble to Strawberry TV.
The other four guests were in the same situation as hers. They were all covered in black materials, but they got along like ducks in water in the entertainment industry.
Several people greeted the audience one after another, each made a short opening remark, and then looked at the screen hanging directly in front of them with great interest.
The faces of the eight guests appeared on the screen. They sat together talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.At the end of the first half of the episode, the second round of letter writing began. Zhuang Li closed his eyes and leaned on his forehead, as if he was meditating, with a blank letter paper in front of him.
Seeing this, Mimi tapped on the table and said, "I want to add a digression. Do you know why Zhuang Li is so distressed?"
The rest of the guests looked at each other and smiled subtly: "Everyone should know this, there has been a lot of trouble recently."
Mimi leaned back in the chair, with an interesting tone: "So, who will he choose?"
"If it were me, I would run away, because it would be embarrassing to choose anyone. This kind of person should not be recorded in a love variety show. If other guests fall in love with him, wouldn't they fall into the fire pit?" Roger said unequivocally. Criticize politely.
The rest of the stars also nodded in agreement.
Mimi nodded and said: "I also agree with Mr. Luo's point of view. So I guess Zhuang Li will not choose anyone, and will run away. Who do other people write their letters to? Come on, let us predict !"
Mimi picked up the chalk and wrote down her answer, and several other stars also guessed enthusiastically.That's where the first half of the first episode ends, and the ad break comes in.
In the living room of the love cabin, everyone looked at Zhuang Li, with worry, sympathy, and pity in their eyes.
Meng Lan covered the corner of her upturned mouth, and thought gloatingly: After watching this episode, I don't know if Xi Ming can still stand firmly by Zhuang Li's side.
Yi Jiangnan looked at the five celebrities chatting happily on the TV screen, and shook his head imperceptibly.Strawberry TV is really powerful, and the means of revenge are too subtle.Who can prevent this!
Chang Jinbo turned his head to look at Zhuang Li's reaction, only to find that he was holding Xi Ming's bulging hand, whispering something softly in his ear.He was actually indifferent to such criticism and humiliation, and his psychological quality was really strong.
The commercial ends quickly and the second half of the episode begins.Several stars announced their answers one after another, and then looked at the screen expectantly.
On the screen, a bright red cross was drawn behind Zhuang Li's name, and he didn't vote for anyone, so the five stars who guessed correctly all cheered.The pairings of the other amateurs were also predicted by them one by one, and applause resounded in the observation room.
At this time, Zhuang Li's personal interview started. The director asked him why he didn't vote for Chang Jinbo. He's not good enough for me in any way."
Five celebrity guests: "..." After all, we underestimated the thickness of this person's skin!
Chang Jinbo sitting in front of the TV: "..."
Shame, disappointment, sadness... All kinds of extremely contradictory emotions rushed into Chang Jinbo's heart, making his nose sore.He couldn't help shouting: "Zhuang Li, what am I not good enough for you?"
Zhuang Li put up his long and slender index finger, pressed against his bright red lips, and let out a soft "shh".
"Quiet." When he said this, he was still staring at the TV, and he didn't even give Chang Jinbo alms from the corner of his eye.
His attitude was so casual, Chang Jinbo, who had been neglected, should have been angry, but involuntarily closed his mouth tightly.He has been tamed by the arrogant and indifferent Zhuang Li unconsciously.
Then the next second, Zhuang Li's longing voice came from the TV.He is describing his mate selection criteria, one by one, all of which coincide with someone.
Seeing this, Xi Ming, who was full of anger, couldn't help but smile.He pointed at the TV screen and asked in a low voice: "Are you talking about me? I am your criterion for choosing a spouse?"
His eyes were full of surprise.
Zhuang Li clasped his fingers with him, and said seriously: "To be precise, because you are like this, my criteria for choosing a mate are like this. If you look different, then my criteria for choosing a mate will also be different. No one is up to my standards except you."
Xi Ming stretched out his hand and hugged the little curly hair tightly.At this moment, his heart is extremely satisfied.
Zhuang Li patted him on the back and said: "Promise me, no matter what you see behind, you will not be angry. I don't care, and you don't care, okay?"
Xi Ming shook his head: "No, I can't bear their belittlement of you."
"If you're angry, you won't be able to eat Malatang." Zhuang Li stroked his stiff hair.
Xi Ming: "..."
"Okay, I promise I won't be angry." Xi Ming quickly agreed.
Only then did the two let go of each other and continued to watch TV, their left and right hands still tightly clasped together.
Chang Jinbo was stimulated by the closeness of the two, and raised his voice to question: "Zhuang Li, my personal qualifications are much better than Xi Ming, why do you say that I am not good enough for you?"
At this moment, the voice of him and Han Kun on the phone came from the TV.He vowed that he would get Zhuang Li into his hands and then sternly reject him in front of all the audience, letting him fall from heaven to hell.
The five stars in the observation room: "..." Is the plot going so exciting?This show is going to be hot!
Chang Jinbo: "!!!"
He couldn't even utter a single question.
He looked at the TV in horror, and then at Zhuang Li, not knowing where to move his hands and feet in a panic.He never expected that the director would actually cut this passage into the feature film.Didn't he already greet the cameraman?Why don't these people listen to him?Don't they know that his father is Chang Fan?
In the love cabin, all the guests were confused by Chang Jinbo's declaration of revenge.After arguing for a long time, this person didn't really like Zhuang Li at all, but was helping Han Kun to avenge him!
How will you get along with us in the future?This is too embarrassing, right?The program team is doing something!
Zhuang Li was not surprised at all, raised his fingertips, and said, "I warned you a long time ago, don't come to me if you want to play emotional games."
Xi Ming stood up fiercely, clenched his casserole-sized fists, "Do you want revenge? Come on, follow me to the yard outside, and I'll let you take revenge!"
Chang Jinbo subconsciously retracted his neck and hugged his head, hiding behind the sofa.
Xi Ming was about to chase after him, but Zhuang Li said lightly, "Ma La Tang."
These three words without beginning and end were like a fixing spell, pushing Xi Ming back to the sofa.He took a few deep breaths, then clasped Xiao Curly's hand and continued watching TV.
Chang Jinbo poked out half of his head from behind the sofa, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Zhuang Li, I'm sorry! I was too crazy at the time and talked nonsense. I really didn't mean to play with you behind!"
All the guests were silent, not daring to speak.
Meng Lan looked surprised, but her heart was rocking with laughter: "Hahahahaha, my God, I thought Chang Jinbo had really changed his mind, but who knew he was playing F-boy! Hahahaha! This moment really It's so embarrassing, I feel embarrassed for F-man!"
The system taunted: "Look at Zhuang Li carefully, is he embarrassed? He practiced a sentence very well - as long as you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. On the skill of 'shameless', you learn 800 I can't catch up with others in years!"
Meng Lan turned her head and saw that Zhuang Li rested his chin on one hand, watching the TV with a smile that was not a smile, and there was no embarrassment or humiliation on his face.
He even said in a soft voice: "Playing with me? Are you worthy?"
Meng Lan: "..." Lost!Shameless people are invincible in the world is indeed an undeniable truth!
Chang Jinbo nodded frantically: "You're right, I don't deserve it. Don't be angry, okay! I was wrong!" He didn't realize how nervous he was about Zhuang Li at all.
However, a few seconds ago, he asked the other party aggressively: "Where am I unworthy?"
Meng Lan: "..."
She screamed in her heart: "Crazy, crazy! Both Chang Jinbo and Xi Ming are crazy!"
The system explained: "It's not that they are crazy, it's that Zhuang Li's hooking skills are too superb! If you only look at his background and background, Zhuang Li is indeed an F male. If you talk about his hooking skills, he is definitely S-level!"
Meng Lan was so angry that she couldn't even breathe smoothly, but she still tried to force a smile on her face.Fortunately, the five celebrity guests were still sober, and they were criticizing Zhuang Li's every word and deed.
Zhuang Li and Xi Ming came down hand in hand.The hair of the two of them was half-dried, and there was moisture in their eyes, and they both had expressions of satisfaction on their faces.
Chang Jinbo caught a glimpse of the corner of Xi Ming's mouth with blood stains as if he had been bitten, and his pupils burst into anger.
These two must have been hiding in the room and kissing!Oh shit!Why did you move away in the first place?Chang Jinbo, are you stupid?
Chang Jinbo was so angry that he didn't dare to yell in front of the camera, so he could only hold his chest and feel uncomfortable silently.
Fortunately, the show had already started, which distracted him a little.
The smiling faces of the five guests appeared on the TV screen. They were Mimi, Luo Jie, Liao Yuan, Fang Yuwu, and Ma Hui in the official announcement. They replaced all the five guests in the first issue.
Mimi just finished filming a TV series that is currently on the air. As the heroine, she is very popular now, so she acts as the host of this episode.
Back then, she was also a newcomer favored by Strawberry TV, but she quit after the fire, and even fought a contract lawsuit with Strawberry TV for several years.
Strawberry TV released a lot of black information about her, saying that she is a master of PUA. Before she became famous, she was supported by her boyfriend, but she had no gratitude at all. Once she became famous, she kicked people.
His boyfriend was an outsider with a low salary. In order to provide her with a luxurious life, he sold several houses in a row and borrowed a lot of usury loans. In the end, he was forced to commit suicide by jumping off the building, leaving millions of dollars in debt. Parents pay back.
It was Strawberry TV that helped her suppress the news of her boyfriend's suicide, and compensated her boyfriend's family a large sum of money on her behalf.
In order to promote Redmi Mi, Strawberry TV has spent a lot of manpower, material and financial resources.But this woman has no heart, no matter how good you are to her, she will never remember, and will only abandon you for the higher benefit.
Sure enough, in less than two years, Mimi climbed up to a rich financial backer, then tore up Strawberry TV with her hands, and jumped to the financial backer's company.
When Strawberry TV invited her to be the celebrity guest of Love House, she agreed without thinking.From her point of view, the financial backer is so strong, Strawberry TV is afraid of herself before offering this olive branch.
However, she still firmly remembers those hatreds back then. It is impossible to record the program well. She has already made up her mind to add trouble to Strawberry TV.
The other four guests were in the same situation as hers. They were all covered in black materials, but they got along like ducks in water in the entertainment industry.
Several people greeted the audience one after another, each made a short opening remark, and then looked at the screen hanging directly in front of them with great interest.
The faces of the eight guests appeared on the screen. They sat together talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.At the end of the first half of the episode, the second round of letter writing began. Zhuang Li closed his eyes and leaned on his forehead, as if he was meditating, with a blank letter paper in front of him.
Seeing this, Mimi tapped on the table and said, "I want to add a digression. Do you know why Zhuang Li is so distressed?"
The rest of the guests looked at each other and smiled subtly: "Everyone should know this, there has been a lot of trouble recently."
Mimi leaned back in the chair, with an interesting tone: "So, who will he choose?"
"If it were me, I would run away, because it would be embarrassing to choose anyone. This kind of person should not be recorded in a love variety show. If other guests fall in love with him, wouldn't they fall into the fire pit?" Roger said unequivocally. Criticize politely.
The rest of the stars also nodded in agreement.
Mimi nodded and said: "I also agree with Mr. Luo's point of view. So I guess Zhuang Li will not choose anyone, and will run away. Who do other people write their letters to? Come on, let us predict !"
Mimi picked up the chalk and wrote down her answer, and several other stars also guessed enthusiastically.That's where the first half of the first episode ends, and the ad break comes in.
In the living room of the love cabin, everyone looked at Zhuang Li, with worry, sympathy, and pity in their eyes.
Meng Lan covered the corner of her upturned mouth, and thought gloatingly: After watching this episode, I don't know if Xi Ming can still stand firmly by Zhuang Li's side.
Yi Jiangnan looked at the five celebrities chatting happily on the TV screen, and shook his head imperceptibly.Strawberry TV is really powerful, and the means of revenge are too subtle.Who can prevent this!
Chang Jinbo turned his head to look at Zhuang Li's reaction, only to find that he was holding Xi Ming's bulging hand, whispering something softly in his ear.He was actually indifferent to such criticism and humiliation, and his psychological quality was really strong.
The commercial ends quickly and the second half of the episode begins.Several stars announced their answers one after another, and then looked at the screen expectantly.
On the screen, a bright red cross was drawn behind Zhuang Li's name, and he didn't vote for anyone, so the five stars who guessed correctly all cheered.The pairings of the other amateurs were also predicted by them one by one, and applause resounded in the observation room.
At this time, Zhuang Li's personal interview started. The director asked him why he didn't vote for Chang Jinbo. He's not good enough for me in any way."
Five celebrity guests: "..." After all, we underestimated the thickness of this person's skin!
Chang Jinbo sitting in front of the TV: "..."
Shame, disappointment, sadness... All kinds of extremely contradictory emotions rushed into Chang Jinbo's heart, making his nose sore.He couldn't help shouting: "Zhuang Li, what am I not good enough for you?"
Zhuang Li put up his long and slender index finger, pressed against his bright red lips, and let out a soft "shh".
"Quiet." When he said this, he was still staring at the TV, and he didn't even give Chang Jinbo alms from the corner of his eye.
His attitude was so casual, Chang Jinbo, who had been neglected, should have been angry, but involuntarily closed his mouth tightly.He has been tamed by the arrogant and indifferent Zhuang Li unconsciously.
Then the next second, Zhuang Li's longing voice came from the TV.He is describing his mate selection criteria, one by one, all of which coincide with someone.
Seeing this, Xi Ming, who was full of anger, couldn't help but smile.He pointed at the TV screen and asked in a low voice: "Are you talking about me? I am your criterion for choosing a spouse?"
His eyes were full of surprise.
Zhuang Li clasped his fingers with him, and said seriously: "To be precise, because you are like this, my criteria for choosing a mate are like this. If you look different, then my criteria for choosing a mate will also be different. No one is up to my standards except you."
Xi Ming stretched out his hand and hugged the little curly hair tightly.At this moment, his heart is extremely satisfied.
Zhuang Li patted him on the back and said: "Promise me, no matter what you see behind, you will not be angry. I don't care, and you don't care, okay?"
Xi Ming shook his head: "No, I can't bear their belittlement of you."
"If you're angry, you won't be able to eat Malatang." Zhuang Li stroked his stiff hair.
Xi Ming: "..."
"Okay, I promise I won't be angry." Xi Ming quickly agreed.
Only then did the two let go of each other and continued to watch TV, their left and right hands still tightly clasped together.
Chang Jinbo was stimulated by the closeness of the two, and raised his voice to question: "Zhuang Li, my personal qualifications are much better than Xi Ming, why do you say that I am not good enough for you?"
At this moment, the voice of him and Han Kun on the phone came from the TV.He vowed that he would get Zhuang Li into his hands and then sternly reject him in front of all the audience, letting him fall from heaven to hell.
The five stars in the observation room: "..." Is the plot going so exciting?This show is going to be hot!
Chang Jinbo: "!!!"
He couldn't even utter a single question.
He looked at the TV in horror, and then at Zhuang Li, not knowing where to move his hands and feet in a panic.He never expected that the director would actually cut this passage into the feature film.Didn't he already greet the cameraman?Why don't these people listen to him?Don't they know that his father is Chang Fan?
In the love cabin, all the guests were confused by Chang Jinbo's declaration of revenge.After arguing for a long time, this person didn't really like Zhuang Li at all, but was helping Han Kun to avenge him!
How will you get along with us in the future?This is too embarrassing, right?The program team is doing something!
Zhuang Li was not surprised at all, raised his fingertips, and said, "I warned you a long time ago, don't come to me if you want to play emotional games."
Xi Ming stood up fiercely, clenched his casserole-sized fists, "Do you want revenge? Come on, follow me to the yard outside, and I'll let you take revenge!"
Chang Jinbo subconsciously retracted his neck and hugged his head, hiding behind the sofa.
Xi Ming was about to chase after him, but Zhuang Li said lightly, "Ma La Tang."
These three words without beginning and end were like a fixing spell, pushing Xi Ming back to the sofa.He took a few deep breaths, then clasped Xiao Curly's hand and continued watching TV.
Chang Jinbo poked out half of his head from behind the sofa, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Zhuang Li, I'm sorry! I was too crazy at the time and talked nonsense. I really didn't mean to play with you behind!"
All the guests were silent, not daring to speak.
Meng Lan looked surprised, but her heart was rocking with laughter: "Hahahahaha, my God, I thought Chang Jinbo had really changed his mind, but who knew he was playing F-boy! Hahahaha! This moment really It's so embarrassing, I feel embarrassed for F-man!"
The system taunted: "Look at Zhuang Li carefully, is he embarrassed? He practiced a sentence very well - as long as you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. On the skill of 'shameless', you learn 800 I can't catch up with others in years!"
Meng Lan turned her head and saw that Zhuang Li rested his chin on one hand, watching the TV with a smile that was not a smile, and there was no embarrassment or humiliation on his face.
He even said in a soft voice: "Playing with me? Are you worthy?"
Meng Lan: "..." Lost!Shameless people are invincible in the world is indeed an undeniable truth!
Chang Jinbo nodded frantically: "You're right, I don't deserve it. Don't be angry, okay! I was wrong!" He didn't realize how nervous he was about Zhuang Li at all.
However, a few seconds ago, he asked the other party aggressively: "Where am I unworthy?"
Meng Lan: "..."
She screamed in her heart: "Crazy, crazy! Both Chang Jinbo and Xi Ming are crazy!"
The system explained: "It's not that they are crazy, it's that Zhuang Li's hooking skills are too superb! If you only look at his background and background, Zhuang Li is indeed an F male. If you talk about his hooking skills, he is definitely S-level!"
Meng Lan was so angry that she couldn't even breathe smoothly, but she still tried to force a smile on her face.Fortunately, the five celebrity guests were still sober, and they were criticizing Zhuang Li's every word and deed.
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