Learning God in Hand, I Have the World

Chapter 290 The Poor Internet Celebrity Who Pretends to Be Rich 2┃Chuang·Cookie·Li

Zhuang Li was sitting in front of the bar looking through the recipes. Lin Caixiu walked over and asked with a smile, "Zhuang Li, how did you and Xi Ming know each other?"

"We met on a date today." Zhuang Li stared at the picture of roasted beef brisket with potatoes for a long time.

"Why did Xi Ming fall in love with you at first sight? Can you tell me?" Lin Caixiu winked and asked for gossip.

Zhuang Li smiled lightly, but did not answer.

Sitting in the living room, Meng Lan pricked up her ears and eavesdropped intently.Her system is urging her to learn from Zhuang Li.

"This F guy has no other skills, but his tier of attacking men is very high! Your tricks are not enough in front of him, it's too low-level." The system said cautiously: "I suggest you imitate him a lot in your life. Ming likes his style very much. Do you understand that men like small wild cats that are difficult to control? And you are too unchallenging for Xi Ming.”

Meng Lan gritted her teeth, not daring to refute the system.

At this moment, Xi Ming went downstairs.He took off his suit and put on a set of casual clothes. His tall and muscular figure made Meng Lan's eyes hot.

He was rolling up his sleeves while walking, with a happy smile on his face, but for some reason, his ears were slightly red.

Seeing the little curly hair flipping through the menu, he walked over naturally, rubbed the other person's head, and asked with a smile, "What do you want to eat? Let me make it?"

Lin Caixiu immediately waved her hands: "You are all busy, I'm going to watch TV."

She ran away quickly.

Wan Anni and Yi Jiangnan came back from the villa, opened the refrigerator and took two bottles of mineral water, waved to Zhuang Li and Xi Ming, and left talking and laughing.

Zhuang Li spread out the picture of roast beef brisket with potatoes for Xi Ming to see, "I want to eat this."

"anything else?"

"And this, this, this, this." Zhuang Li flipped through many recipes one after another.

After Xi Ming read them one by one, he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll make these few dishes tonight."

"Do you want me to help?" Although Zhuang Li asked, he lay lazily on the bar counter, and had no intention of entering the kitchen at all.

"No, just sit and watch." Xi Ming took out an apple from the refrigerator, washed it and handed it over: "Eat it."

Zhuang Li took a bite of the apple and asked, "Do you know how to do all the housework? Cooking, laundry, cleaning?"

Xi Ming took out a handful of celery and picked off the leaves, nodded and said, "Yes, I can do all kinds of housework."

Zhuang Li laughed softly: "Then you have finished all the housework, what should I do?"

This sentence brought back Xi Ming's imagination about the future life.He quickly glanced at the little curly hair, and said: "You are in charge of commanding, and I will do whatever you ask me to do." Then he added cautiously: "Is this good?"

The little curly hair is too vicious, he always likes to say some true and false words, he has to be sure of this person's mind at all times.

Zhuang Li smiled with his forehead propped up, but refused to answer directly.

Xi Ming took a deep breath and asked again: "Is this division of labor good?"

7480 shook his head and sighed: "The loss of power and humiliation of the country! The gods are simply a shame for men!"

Zhuang Li covered his lips and denied, "Not good."

Xi Ming tensed his heartstrings, and said in an uneasy tone, "What's wrong? Tell me, and I'll change it."

Zhuang Li supported the kitchen counter and stood up, slowly approached Xi Ming, and whispered in his ear: "You are in charge of the work, and I am in charge of sweets, is this okay?"

Xi Ming asked: "How sweet?"

Zhuang Li quickly kissed him on the cheek, then sat back, holding his cheek and smiling, "It's so sweet."

Xi Ming: "..."

In front of the camera, he really wanted to appear more calm, but he still couldn't help curling the corners of his lips, and his flying mood wove into a happy song in his mind.

Sure enough, Little Curly didn't lie, he was really sweet.

Xi Ming threw away the celery in his hand, turned his back, touched his hot cheek, and smiled silently and happily.

Zhuang Li also covered his lips, squinted and smiled.

Wan Anni secretly observed the two of them while chatting with Yi Jiangnan. Seeing this scene, she immediately supported her forehead and groaned weakly.Omg this duo is so sweet, she needs insulin!

At this moment, Meng Lan straightened her skirt, walked over timidly, and said hesitantly, "Well, Xi Ming, I want to apologize to you."

Xi Ming turned around, his face already serious.The smile on Zhuang Li's lips disappeared in an instant.Both of them are masters at changing faces.

The cold air hit her face, making Meng Lan panic.

"I'm sorry, I seem to have poked your heart out just now, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to target you, I was too rushed, and somehow I got to that point." Meng Lan was a little excited Said calmly: "I often forward the news of your competition, I have been a fan of you for eight years, I really like you. I remember once you played in City C, and I also went to the scene—"

"I accept your apology, you can go." Xi Ming interrupted her eloquent speech.

Meng Lan got stuck.

She stood stiffly for a while before asking cautiously: "Really? Are you really not angry?"

"Really." Xi Ming picked vegetables without raising his head.

If it is an ordinary man, in order to maintain his demeanor in front of the audience, he will definitely explain; I am not angry, I think there is something wrong with you, I will point it out to you, everyone get along well balabalabala...

But Xi Ming couldn't, he didn't even bother to talk to Meng Lan.

Meng Lan patted her plump breasts lightly while relaxing, as if she had received an amnesty.She has the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and she leans over lightly with a light perfume, no man will not be attracted to her.

But Xi Ming didn't even look at her directly.When she got closer, Xi Ming took a few steps back, keeping a certain distance all the time.

Meng Lan rolled her eyes, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Xi Ming, let me wash the vegetables for you. You seem to be too busy alone."

Seeing this scene, Wan Anni and Lin Caixiu, who were sitting in the living room, looked at each other with contempt on their faces.

You seem to be too busy on your own - who are you running on?

Ou Lu, who had just come down from the second floor, rolled up his sleeves when he heard this, and said hastily, "I'll help."

Lin Caixiu rolled her eyes towards the sky.She knew that Ou Lu wanted to seize every opportunity to develop a relationship with Meng Lan.

But this fool doesn't know how to look at the occasion.Xi Ming was cooking well there, but although Zhuang Li didn't help, he kept feeding him sugar.Xi Ming's heart is so sweet that he can leach honey, does he need you two big light bulbs to help?He kicked your hearts away!

Lin Caixiu repeatedly shook his head and sighed.

Wan Anni waved her fist angrily, and slammed the bear pillow in her arms.

Yi Jiangnan was amused by her cute behavior.

In the kitchen, Meng Lan had already put on her apron, picked up two potatoes and peeled them.

Xi Ming refused in a deep voice: "I don't need your help, you go to the living room and watch TV."

Meng Lan said enthusiastically: "Whatever you want, you cook eight dishes by yourself, how long will it take you to finish? I'll help you wash and chop the things that need to be washed, and you can just cook them." Yes. Let me tell you a funny thing. When I first started learning how to cook, I didn’t know that potatoes should be soaked in water, but when I fried a plate of dark potato chips, my mother laughed to death. She also I took a photo and sent it to Moments, saying that I am the king of dark cuisine. Hey, the photo seems to be still there, so I'll dig it out for you to see."

Meng Lan put down the potatoes and went to get her phone.

Ou Lu laughed out of face.

Xi Ming turned cold, and asked in a deep voice: "Miss Meng, I said I don't need your help, can you understand me?"

Meng Lan was overwhelmed by his overwhelming aura, and the smile on her face gradually froze: "I can understand."

Xi Ming continued to ask: "Do you remember what I said when I first entered the cabin?"

Meng Lan had no choice but to nod: "I remember."

Xi Ming stared at her sharply, "Then you should know that I like Zhuang Li, right?"

"know."

"Now that you know, you should understand that I cook dinner with him to cultivate our relationship, right?"

Meng Lan didn't know how to answer this question.Obviously, she knew it, and everyone knew she knew it.But if she deliberately stayed here and didn't leave, she seemed a little ill-intentioned.

While hesitating, her face was flushed red.

"When I was developing a relationship with him, you insisted on getting in. What do you mean? I told you to go, but you refused to go. Are you pretending to be stupid or really stupid?" Xi Ming asked unceremoniously.

"Whether you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, I can tell you directly again that you don't need your help here, you can go." Xi Ming put the celery into the sink and said bluntly: "If you and Zhuang Li and I will definitely not disturb other guests who are cultivating their relationship, this is basic courtesy."

Meng Lan: "..." Xi Ming, I'm fucking your grandma!Don't you understand the reason that saving face for others is saving face for yourself?

At this moment, Meng Lan collapsed.

It was only because Chang Jinbo happened to go downstairs and heard these words, so he immediately showed a sarcastic expression.Lin Caixiu, Wan Anni, and Yi Jiangnan who were sitting in the opposite living room were all looking at this side with subtle smiles on their faces.

Except for Ou Lu who was stunned on the spot, everyone was watching Meng Lan's joke.

Until then, Zhuang Li, who had remained silent all this time, raised his brows and chuckled lightly.

This chuckle pierced into Meng Lan's heart like a poisonous thorn, making her almost groan in pain.She didn't know how she put down the potatoes, washed her hands, murmured sorry, and walked away.

She only knew that when she regained consciousness, she was already sitting in the living room, her heart was numb, and the smile on her face was stiff.

She has never been so embarrassed!

No, to be more precise, when she met a man with low EQ like Xi Ming, she was more embarrassed each time.

In order to maintain an elegant image in front of the camera, she almost exhausted all her restraint.

Apart from the embarrassment and anger, Meng Lan's heart was filled with constant fear, just because she knew that if she could not conquer Xi Ming, what would happen would be her disintegration, which would be a more terrifying ending than death.

Chang Jinbo walked up to her, and said with a smile: "As long as you swing the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down, so please do your best."

Meng Lan twisted her neck to look at him, not knowing for a while whether he was mocking herself or encouraging herself.

Chang Jinbo stopped talking, just sat on the sofa facing the kitchen, staring at Xi Ming angrily.

The dinner was ready quickly, and Xi Ming's cooking skills were really good, but the sweet and sour pork ribs had too much sugar, and the taste was too sweet.

After dinner, everyone was summoned by the chief director to distribute envelopes and letter paper, saying that it was time to write the third confession letter.

Everyone hid away one after another, and found a corner where no one was around to express their feelings in a secretive manner.

Zhuang Li sat across from Xi Ming, and wrote flamboyantly: 【Meeting you is my greatest luck. 】

Xi Ming also quickly wrote: [It is my biggest regret not being able to meet you sooner. Fortunately, I still have the rest of my life to be with you. 】

After the two finished writing, they handed the letter paper to each other on the spot, and found that the other party's words were similar, so they couldn't help laughing.

Chief Director: "..." Is this the first time you two have met?This tacit understanding is too good, right?

"Tonight at 08:30, the second episode will be broadcast on the Internet. If you are interested, you can watch it." The chief director clapped his hands and reminded loudly.

All the guests immediately showed looks of anticipation.

Wan Anni turned on the tablet computer, looked at the program preview, and said in confusion: "It's strange, why all the stars in the observation room have changed. Last time, they were all popular artists promoted by Strawberry TV, but this time they were replaced by other companies. The artist. Didn’t this Mimi have a lawsuit with Strawberry TV back then? Her relationship with Strawberry TV is very bad!”

Lin Caixiu was also surprised and said: "Not only Mimi, this Luo Jie, Liao Yuan, Fang Yuwu, Ma Hui, have all torn faces with Strawberry TV. Back then, Strawberry TV sent harsh words, saying that they would never consider it again. Cooperate with these big-name artists. What's the matter with inviting them all at once this time? Slap yourself in the face?"

Yi Jiangnan smiled strangely, and sighed softly: "It's right to invite them to be observers. Don't let them do things that offend others. Why don't you let your own popular artist do it?"

Wan Anni became even more curious, "What offends people? We are all amateurs, who can we offend when we comment?"

Yi Jiangnan glanced at Zhuang Li, shook his head and said, "God knows who they will offend."

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