Learning God in Hand, I Have the World

7480 must admit that Zhuang Li is a very powerful person.However, after traveling to this small world with a slightly supernatural color and reading the script of the main god, it never thought that the host had the possibility of winning this time.

Without the golden fingers of supernatural beings, it would be difficult for the host to deal with Destiny's Child.

"Master, why do you say that Zhuang Tian'er will be unlucky? What are you going to do to her? You don't want to kill her, do you?" 7480 said in a panic, "Master, please don't do such stupid things, Zhuang Tianer Your luck is really against the sky, don't try your best! Did you see the woman whose ass was bitten by a dog just now?"

7480 clattered through the script, and the speed of speech also accelerated: "I'm telling you, there are ninety if not one hundred unlucky people like her! Everyone who tries to hurt Zhuang Tian'er will have all kinds of things happen later. All kinds of unlucky things. Being bitten by a dog is considered minor, and there are people who fell into the well and drowned, fell off the cliff to death, choked to death when eating, and choked to death when drinking.”

7480 turned to the finale page and whispered, "You and Zhuang Jiuge were the worst, they were executed by Ling Chi! So you must not act rashly!"

Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows, as if he was a little surprised by the original owner's tragic ending, but he didn't ask a word.The moment he came into this world, everything had changed, and the script written by the Lord God had no reference meaning.

7480 waited for a long time but did not wait for the host's consultation, so he dragged a thick script and retreated into the corner, embracing his lonely self.

"Where will the gods of this world be?" It shook its head and sighed, missing him a little bit.

"I will find him." Zhuang Li looked at the distant mountain covered with red clouds, his eyes became extremely deep.

"How do you find it?" 7480 said worriedly: "This is not a modern society, there are no communication channels, and there is no means of transportation between villages. Finding someone is harder than finding a needle in a haystack."

"Then let him come to me." Zhuang Li smiled carelessly, curling the corners of his lips.He was really not in a hurry, because he had already expected such a situation.

"How to make him come to you?" 7480 became more and more confused as he listened.

"It's very simple, become a well-known celebrity in the shortest time."

7480: "...Master, if I didn't know you very well, I would have thought you were bragging! How did you become a celebrity? Did you take the imperial examination to become an official?"

"I don't know how to recite poems, let alone write policy theory. The imperial examination is not suitable for me." Zhuang Li shook his head and denied.

It was the first time for 7480 to hear that the host was also not good at something, so it felt very fresh.

It smiled secretly for a long time, and then pointed out another cruel fact: "Master, you can't even take the imperial examination if you want to. Have you forgotten, you get a headache when you read the book."

"When I read a book, I get a headache." Zhuang Li chewed this sentence carefully, a gleam flashed in his eyes.

Only when he finds an extremely interesting situation, he will show this subtle expression, like a child invited to participate in a game, full of interest and eager to try.

7480 really wanted to know what he found, but he held it in his stomach and didn't dare to ask.After getting along for a long time, it also has a certain understanding of its host. This is a master who loves to make trouble. The more curious you are, the more he will seduce you. In short, just don't mess with him.

When the two leaders were communicating in their minds, Zhuang Jiuge was stretching his neck to look into the small courtyard of the dealer's house. He was secretly relieved when he didn't find the big yellow dog raised by his grandma, and waved and shouted: "Brother, go in quickly. Donkey is out to play!"

Donkey egg?Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows, but he hadn't matched the funny name with the character yet.

But he soon knew who the donkey egg was.

I saw the big yellow dog that was whipped and rolled all over the ground by the old lady Zhuang with a broom before, coming out from the back of the house, baring its fangs and barking at Zhuang Jiuge, its muddy eyes flashing crazy colors, as if it hated this person so much .

Zhuang Jiuge spread his arms to protect his brother, then took out a scallion pancake from his arms, tore it up and threw it at the big yellow dog.

Smelling the aroma of food, the first reaction of a dog that has not received formal training is to rush up to grab the food.But donkey egg's reaction was very strange.Saliva flowed from its mouth, but it avoided the scallion pancake as if it was afraid, and then let out a horrified grunt.

Seeing this scene, Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows and found it very interesting.

Zhuang Jiuge seemed to have gotten used to it, so he quickly tore up the leftover scallion pancakes, smashed his head at the big yellow dog, and urged anxiously: "Brother, come into the house quickly! This beast will go crazy again later!"

After Zhuang Li stepped into the wing room, Zhuang Jiuge also rushed in quickly, and slammed the door tightly.

The two brothers looked out along the crack of the door.

I saw Donkey Dan standing in a pile of scallion pancake crumbs, with a line of thick saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, but his eyes suppressed panic, and his four paws wanted to scrape the scallion pancake crumbs. He screamed, as if someone had hit his head hard with a stick.

Zhuang Li's slender eyebrows raised higher and higher, and the corners of his red lips curled up in a very interesting arc.

Zhuang Jiuge said indignantly: "This beast really doesn't know what to do. Every time I feed it, it thinks that I am poisoning it! Bah! I still feel sorry for my scallion pancakes!"

While talking, Mrs. Zhuang heard the movement and came out. Seeing the pancakes spilled all over the floor, she immediately pointed to the East Wing and shouted angrily: "You prodigal who kills a thousand knives! You tear up the pancakes and throw them on the ground!

"Do you think the banker's money is blown by the strong wind? You can't study well, and you can't do work. You know how to spoil things all day long! Get out of here and lick the pancakes off the ground!"

Zhuang Jiuge couldn't hold back anymore, and retorted loudly: "It's the donkey egg that wants to bite us, so we tear up the pancakes and beat it!"

"No one bites a donkey's egg, so why did it bite you? Did you mistreat it? Don't you know how to use stones to beat it? Throwing pancakes is useless!"

Mrs. Zhuang came forward with a broom and knocked on the door: "Come out and clean up the pancakes. This is your dinner tonight. If you don't eat it, you will starve to death!"

Zhuang Jiuge was angry and aggrieved, and choked up, "Grandma, how many times have I said that a donkey's egg is not afraid of stones, but pancakes! Hit it with a stone, and it will bite harder; hit it with pancakes, and it will bite harder." I'm afraid. My eldest brother and I study in the house every day, and we never provoke it at all. God knows why it only catches us and bites us!"

Zhuang Jiuge swallowed full of grievances, and continued: "It's Zhuang Tian'er! The donkey's egg will bite me and the eldest brother must be ordered by Zhuang Tianer!"

The old lady Zhuang slammed on the door with a broomstick and yelled angrily: "Why are you always picking on Tian'er? You haven't bullied her enough, have you? No wonder the donkey bit you, you are getting retribution!

"Prodigal bastards, they only know how to spend money every day, and don't do any work! If it weren't for being dragged down by you two useless bastards, our old dealer even built the big yard of Sanjin!

"Over 100 taels of silver were wasted in six years. Who would dare to believe this? Oh, my heart! Our old banker committed crimes, why did we raise two worthless people! You still want to continue the exam, and take the exam for 30 or [-] years If you fail the exam, how much money will be wasted! There is no way to live this day!"

The old lady Zhuang sat down outside the door clutching her chest, as if she had been greatly wronged.

Zhuang Jiuge turned his back and pressed against the door panel, crying too.

He and his eldest brother were indeed very talented when they first started studying. They successively obtained the honor of scholar, and it would not be difficult to become a Jinshi after studying for a few years.At that time, grandma was very kind to them, giving them what they wanted, never saying anything else, Dafang and his family had to stand aside.

Unexpectedly, the world was changing so fast, the two brothers somehow contracted strange diseases, one had a headache while reading, and the other had a pain in writing, which actually cut off the way of the imperial examination.

And Zhuang Tian'er unexpectedly won the title of a lucky star from the sky when she didn't know when, everything went smoothly, the road was smooth, and she even won over her grandparents.

Today's Second Household is getting more and more miserable every day, seeing that they are in an incompatible situation with Da Fang and Grandma.

I can't do anything except study, so what if I don't continue the imperial examination?Could it be that he went to the city to work as an accountant for others?The more Zhuang Jiuge thought about it, the more hopeless his future became, and the tears fell even more fiercely.

Zhuang Li, however, sat lazily by the window, resting his chin on one hand, knocking on the table with the other, looking at all this with a smile on his lips.

Zhuang Tian'er's soft voice came from outside the door: "Grandma, don't cry, the neighbors are hiding outside to watch our family's jokes."

"It's up to you to see these two useless jokes!" Mrs. Zhuang stood up with a broomstick on her face, she didn't have a tear on her face, she was howling dryly.

"Grandma, I'm going to bring water to my parents, and I'll dig some wild vegetables in the mountains by the way, will you come with me?" Zhuang Tian'er came in through the crack of the door with a laughing voice.

"Okay, grandma, go get a pannier, and we'll pick up a rabbit on the way." The old lady Zhuang walked away, her face that was still clouded just now was already smiling.

It quickly became quiet outside the door. After a while, creaking sounds came from not far away. Zhuang Tian'er and Mrs. Zhuang opened the courtyard door and went out.

In the room, Zhuang Jiuge shrugged his shoulders and cried twitchingly. He became more and more sad, his eyes were red from rubbing, like a rabbit.He is only 14 years old this year, and he is still young, so he can only vent in this way when he has been wronged.

Zhuang Li looked at him with a smile on his cheek, without a word of comfort, and he said casually after he had cried enough, "Let's go, brother will cure the donkey's egg for you."

"How to treat it? Do you want to beat it?" Zhuang Jiuge raised his tear-stained face.

Zhuang Li smiled without saying a word, opened the door and went out.

Thinking that the crazy donkey egg was still in the yard, Zhuang Jiuge hurriedly chased him out, fearing that his brother would be hurt.

But after turning the corner, his anxious expression turned into surprise.I saw my elder brother squatting on the ground, looking at the donkey egg with its fangs bared.

The barking of the donkey egg gradually turned from manic to calm, and then became silent again, and it only took a moment before and after.After it stopped roaring, it slowly squatted down and looked at its elder brother. After a while, seeing that his elder brother still didn't move, it lay down on the ground.

Zhuang Jiuge approached his elder brother softly, and silently asked with his mouth: "Brother, how did you do it?"

He had never seen such an obedient donkey.

Only then did Zhuang Li stretch out his hand, hold the donkey egg's front paws, turn it over completely, belly up, four paws facing the sky, and continue to stare into its eyes.

Donkey Dan struggled for a moment before being attracted by the pair of dark and deep eyes, and fell into a state of bewilderment, then closed his eyelids, and slowly fell asleep.

Zhuang Li let go of his hand, and Donkey Dan continued to sleep with his feet on his back.

Zhuang Li counted twenty in his heart, and then snapped his fingers.

Donkey Dan woke up suddenly, and kicked with four paws for a while before turning over and looking at the two humans squatting in front of him.

Zhuang Jiuge gasped in fright, and immediately raised his hands to protect his head and face, for fear of being bitten.

But a strange thing happened. Donkey Dan looked at the two of them with clear eyes, raised his nose and moaned coquettishly, and finally got up, circling around the two of them, rubbing their calves with their belly from time to time, rubbing against each other. After rubbing against each other, he was taken away by a scent, and ran towards the cake crumbs in the yard like a joy, adding a clean slate.

Zhuang Jiuge was dumbfounded, and murmured: "Why has the donkey egg changed? No, it's not changed. It was like this when it first came to our house. It's normal. Brother, what did you do to it?"

He quickly turned his head to look at his elder brother, with urgent question marks in his eyes.

7480: "...Master, can you spell?"

Chapter 155 Science God Stick VS Koi Carp Fairy 04┃7480: The old rules, first give the child of destiny a moment of silence.

"It's not a magic spell." Zhuang Li stood under the eaves, looking at the big yellow dogs that were all over the yard.

Zhuang Jiuge immediately retorted: "Impossible! Brother, you must have dispelled Zhuang Tian'er's enchantment, right? I have always known that Zhuang Tianer is abnormal! The donkey egg changed after eating what she gave.

"In the past, donkey eggs always liked to circle around me, but later they bit me when they saw me, and they stopped going out to have fun with other dogs. They slept in the yard every day, as if they were sick. Brother, you can do magic, right? You know Zhuang Tian'er What's the matter?"

Zhuang Li originally wanted to explain, but when he saw Zhuang Jiuge's frenzied eyes, he could only sigh with a smile: "Then just think I know magic."

There was no way he could explain psychology to an ancient man because they couldn't understand even the most basic concepts.

"Brother is really amazing!" Zhuang Jiuge easily accepted this setting, and asked one sentence after another: "Brother, what kind of magic has been cast on the donkey egg? How did you help it untie it? Will it be used again in the future?" Did Zhuang Tian'er get hurt?"

"The donkey's egg is sealed. What you saw these years is not the real one, do you understand?" Zhuang Li said paradoxically.

Zhuang Jiuge suddenly realized, and then he was aggrieved: "I understand! Zhuang Tian'er locked the soul of Donkey Dan! She is so vicious!"

7480: "So that's it! Zhuang Tian'er can lock the soul, her gold finger is too wide!"

Zhuang Li: "..."

"Brother, let's put the donkey egg into the mountain. I'm afraid Zhuang Tian'er will harm it again!" Zhuang Jiuge showed a look of fear.

"No, if you find that the donkey's egg is abnormal again in the future, just snap your fingers next to its ear like I did, and it will recover naturally. But when you do this, you'd better avoid Zhuang Tian'er, don't let her find out " Zhuang Li snapped his fingers in his younger brother's ear.

Zhuang Jiuge imitated this action repeatedly, nodded and said, "Brother, don't worry, I won't let Zhuang Tianer discover our secret."

Hearing the snap of his fingers, Donkey Dan immediately ran over and circled around Zhuang Jiuge, rubbing his head against his thigh from time to time, his eyes flashed with attachment.

Seeing these clear and flawless eyes, Zhuang Jiuge felt sad for some reason, knelt down and hugged the donkey's head, buried his face in its neck, and wept silently.

All these years, he didn't know how he got through it. He knew that Zhuang Tian'er was weird, and that things around him were abnormal, but he couldn't do anything about it.

"Don't cry, go back to the house and lie down, brother will help you heal your hand." Zhuang Li rubbed his brother's head.

Zhuang Jiuge raised his head suddenly, his face full of disbelief.

7480: "Master, what else do you not know? Can you even cure intractable diseases? Master, you are too powerful!"

Zhuang Li: "..." Although he wanted to scold a fool, he wanted to laugh even more. This system is a stick.

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Zhuang Jiuge quickly lay down on the bed.

Zhuang Li sat on the side of the bed, pointed to the beam above his head and said, "Did you see that spot on the beam?"

Zhuang Jiuge stared at a mildew spot on the beam, nodded and said, "I see."

"Look at it, don't blink, keep looking at it, and slowly you will find that it starts to move, gently, stretching for a while, shortening for a while, and turning into a rabbit.

"That's the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace, with snow-white fluff and ruby ​​eyes, looking at you quietly. Have you seen it?" Zhuang Li pressed his voice very softly and soothingly.

Zhuang Jiuge's bright eyes became blurred in the babbling narration, and then completely lost focus.

"I saw it." He replied dazedly.

"When you see it, follow this jade rabbit forward. It will take you to the Moon Palace, where the night is shrouded in darkness, the cool breeze is blowing, and there is a strong fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus. You smell the fragrance and blow the cool breeze , your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, you are about to fall asleep." Zhuang Li leaned over to look at Zhuang Jiuge.

Accompanied by his whispers, Zhuang Jiuge closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep, with a fascinated smile on his face, his forehead, which was sweating from the heat, slowly became dry, and it seemed that a cool breeze was really blowing.

Zhuang Li whispered in his ear: "Now, please make fists with both hands, don't use force, just hold them loosely."

Zhuang Jiuge clenched his two hands loosely by his side into fists.

Zhuang Li's voice became softer: "Chang'e found you sleeping under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree, so she turned you into a seed and sprinkled it into the world. You were lifted up by a breeze, hovered and fell in the air, and turned gently. Son. It's like sleeping in a cradle, and it's wonderful.

"You are so relaxed and comfortable. All the sadness, confusion and helplessness are blown away in the wind. You start to take a big breath. Every time you exhale, you spit out your troubles, and every time you inhale, you breathe in happiness. All your burdens are gone, and you are a brand new self."

Zhuang Jiuge began to inhale deeply and exhale deeply, the expression on his face became more and more relaxed and intoxicated.

He seemed to have drifted into heaven, so happy that he didn't know what day and night it was.

Zhuang Li didn't let him continue to float down, but said in a deep voice: "You finally landed gently on the soil, surrounded by a dense forest, and a few tall trees stood around you, taking away the land projected from above. the sun and the rain, and you start to feel cold."

Zhuang Jiuge really started to tremble, and goose bumps appeared on the back of his hands.He experienced everything Zhuang Li said in his dream, and fully realized every feeling described by Zhuang Li.

7480 looked silly.

Zhuang Li continued: "You feel cold, so you slowly burrow into the soil, where it is warm and safe."

Zhuang Jiuge stopped trembling, and a dreamy smile appeared on his face again.

"But you still lack sunshine and rain. You will be thirsty and hungry. You must let yourself sprout quickly to welcome the warm sunshine and sweet rain outside. They will bring you strength."

Zhuang Jiuge's expression changed from dreamy to determined.He lay upright, with strength gathered from the strands of his hair to his toes, as if he was really trying to break through the ground.

Zhuang Li speeded up his speech: "You have finally grown two leaves, pulled out fresh and tender stalks, and smelled the sun and rain. But they are still too far away from you, you have to grow desperately, more than the surrounding The trees grow taller and stronger, to smash the branches above their heads, and fight for a clear sky for themselves. The wind can't blow you down, the rain can't knock you down, you clenched your fists and worked hard to grow."

Zhuang Jiuge really clenched his fists, his cheeks flushed.

Zhuang Li emphasized his tone: "Finally, you have grown up, you are bigger than any tree around you, you are stepping on thick soil, with the vast sky above your head, the sun, rain and dew are splashing on you, comforting you. With you, bring you endless power.

"You are the strongest tree in this forest, you are the most invincible tree in the world, from now on, as long as you clenched your fists, no difficulty can break you.

"You are strong and safe now, no one can hurt you, so you can rest for a while, sleep, sleep peacefully.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to count from five to zero, and when I get to zero, you'll be fully awake. You'll feel refreshed, refreshed, and radiant."

Zhuang Li caressed Fuzhuang Jiuge's thick dark circles from the air, and gave him a sweet dream.

He left the kang, sat back by the window, and looked at the big yellow dog running around outside.

7480 was stunned for a while before asking in horror: "Master, you can hypnotize?"

"What's so strange about this? I can manipulate Zong Zhengming's dreams at will, making him fall in love with me, and I can also manipulate Siming's mood at will, making him forget his pain and fear. These are all psychological hints. means. Through these details, you should have guessed that I am proficient in psychology." Zhuang Li closed his eyes and said calmly.

7480: "Maybe my IQ is relatively low, I really didn't guess."

Zhuang Li was amused by the stupidity of the system.

7480 quickly realized: "Master, I know! That dog is not locked in soul, but hypnotized! Zhuang Tian'er also understands hypnotism?"

Zhuang Li gently rubbed the center of his eyebrows with his fingertips, and speculated: "I guess her golden fingers are not luck against the sky, but advanced hypnotism. The dog was indeed hypnotized by her.

"The brain mechanism of animals is very simple, so when they are hypnotized, what they are suppressed is not thought and consciousness, but the ability of conditioned reflex. They will desire to eat, but are afraid of eating, and their behavior will be disordered.

"Zhuang Tian'er spread rumors that she is a lucky star, making people in this village fear her, admire her, and even believe in her. She thus established an unparalleled authority, and authority is an essential condition for performing collective hypnotism.

"So, the vast majority of people in this village have also been hypnotized by her. This is a kind of hypnosis in a waking state. The subject has no idea why they did that, but when facing Zhuang Tian'er, They will naturally like her and help her. With these overt and covert help, everything will go smoothly for her, the road will be smooth, and she will have what she wants."

7480 asked in a low voice: "Then why are people who don't like her so unlucky?"

"It's very simple, because of psychological suggestion. The essence of hypnosis is actually psychological suggestion. Zhuang Tianer planted such a belief in everyone's subconscious mind - whoever treats her well will be lucky; whoever treats her badly will be unlucky .Because of her authority, no one will doubt this psychological hint.

"Those who treat her badly will definitely be worried that something bad will happen to them, so they are flustered, but the more flustered they are, the more they will do wrong things. This is the Murphy effect.

"Accidentally falling while walking, biting tongue carelessly when eating, losing money, quarreling... All these trivial things will be regarded as retribution for bullying Zhuang Tian'er.

"As time goes by, her setting of a lucky star from heaven will become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and her control over the hearts of these villagers will become stronger and stronger. No one can break free from her clutches.

"People who have experienced hypnosis many times tend to enter the hypnotic state more easily. That is to say, as long as Zhuang Tian'er casually says, or even a suggestive look, the people in this village will immediately become her puppets , to act according to her will.

"The original owner's headache and Zhuang Jiuge's hand pain are all caused by her psychological hints. In the awake state, hypnosis can still be performed. This is called lucid hypnosis."

Zhuang Li shook his head and sneered: "What kind of lucky star, koi, is just a hypnotist with no moral bottom line."

7480 was dumbfounded.It also thought this was a semi-spiritual world!

"Okay, I'm going to treat my headache, please keep quiet." Zhuang Li said in a deep voice.

7480 quickly covered his mouth, and stuffed his fat body into a corner.

It could sense what the host was thinking, so its eyes widened wider and wider.

Fuck!The Great Demon King is indeed the Great Demon King!He actually imagined himself as a black hole, frantically devouring all the fear that remained in the mind of the original owner.

Those psychological imprints made by Zhuang Tian'er were like endless thorns, wrapping the original owner's consciousness and subconsciousness into an indistinct mess, but they were completely crushed and stripped clean by the host in an instant!

Three seconds later, Zhuang Li opened his eyes and yawned lazily.

7480: "..." Okay, it's still the old rules, let's say a moment of silence to Destiny's Child first.