After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

———About Confession———

When did it happen?

Not sure.But they say it happened when I was 15 years old.

Said that I died suddenly, but my soul was unexpectedly complete, available for their research, research in various senses, scientific and magical.

Then they took me to study as a matter of course. After studying and studying, they said that my soul consciousness is very strong, and I can try to manage some small worlds and be a candidate for a "conscious person".

Why is it optional?

They say it's because I'm dead.

That's ridiculous... It's not that I want to die, is it my fault?

Could it be that there are really normal people in this world who commit suicide?

Certainly not.I used to be steadfast.

There really will be.I regret it now.

This kind of flag really shouldn't be set up, otherwise it may be your dearest person who slaps you in the face in the future.

Like—Dad, stuff like that.

When did it happen?

very clear.Exactly a year ago.

In the year when all kinds of shit happened, I somehow recognized a father—of course, now there are two.

To be honest, there is really no other word to describe the composition of this relationship except "inexplicable".

Inexplicably, I have an extra family, with two fathers as a gift.

Yes, it was with such an inexplicable incident as the beginning that there were so many subsequent stories, and it was only then that I met so many people and had so many bonds.

It's incredible.Never thought of--

I would get a call on Saturday morning, saying that the river cleanup department had picked up a person from the water, it was my family member, and I was asked to pick it up.

I would meet a group of people in the alley after school in the evening. After confirming that I was the daughter of a Hong Kong black cadre, they wanted to kidnap and blackmail me.

Sometimes when walking on the road, someone would give me a gift, saying that it was thanks to the help of the president of the detective agency a few days ago, and asked me to pass it on for me to express my heart.

Sometimes when I was sitting on the side of the road and eating, someone would come out and hand me a business card, saying that I had finally found out my identity and wanted me to convey my intention to cooperate with the Hong Kong black leaders.

How to put it, it's all incredible and inexplicable things.

Good thing I don't hate it.

Fortunately.

So such an inexplicable life can probably still be lived.

It's just that every day when I go in and out of the house, I have to say "I'm leaving" and "I'm back", so...it feels a little troublesome.

But Dad said he must say that this is a family principle.

Fine.

As far as this is concerned, everything else is okay, although it is inexplicable and unbelievable.

I don't hate it.

I'm starting to like it.

———About raising pets———

"Dad~"

In the living room, the little girl was half lying on the table, looking up at the man who was typing on the computer.

"No, Sakura-chan." Osamu Dazai stared at the screen intently, and his fingers didn't stop.

"Hey~ why? Others have it, and I want it too!"

"Because everyone else has it, that's why Sakura wants it?"

"This...that's not true." The little girl pouted, "That's right, sometimes the fathers aren't here, at least there's someone alive who can accompany me."

"In that case—" Osamu Dazai turned his head, his eyes shone shrewdly, "Wouldn't it be a good idea to raise a Nana-chan!"

"Huh? Huh?"

Sakura took the mobile phone at the side, opened it, and directly slapped Osamu Dazai on his face: "Nana also has her own mission, Dad! What I want is a little thing that can stay with me all the time, and it's best if it's fluffy and can masturbate , like—a dog.”

"Dog..." Osamu Dazai's mouth twitched.

"Huh? Dad doesn't like dogs? Well... what about cats?"

"As for the cat, isn't there still Xiaohua in the club?" Osamu Dazai typed the last word and closed the laptop. "And if you keep it at home, Chuu often travels on business. Who will take care of it? Cats are such creatures. , an unpredictable, hard-to-raise cherry sauce."

"Don't just talk about taking care of him and bring it to Zhong Yuan's father... Actually, I can also take care of him... right." Xiao Ying raised her head and carefully recalled the conversation between her classmates, saying that she wanted to take care of him. Vaccination, feeding, cleaning, cat food, litter box...

"Boom", Xiao Ying propped her hands on the table decadently, no, this is absolutely not possible, how can a creature that is more troublesome than raising herself exist in this home with her, this is absolutely not possible!

"Then... are there any furry creatures that are easy to masturbate, can accompany me, and can take care of themselves?" Sakura's eyes were dim, and she sat on the side with her arms around her knees, giving up any hope.

"Is this... um..." Osamu Dazai suddenly felt distressed when he saw his daughter's dull eyes. He reached out and stroked his chin, thinking carefully.

"Sakura sauce, this creature may really exist!"

"dad?"

In the office of the Armed Detective Agency the next day.

"Good morning everyone!"

"Yo, Sakura-chan, you look very happy." Mr. Ranpo leaned against Limuru, sitting on the chair and turning around.

"Hee hee." Sakura smiled without saying a word.

"Good morning everyone!" The door was opened again.

When Sakura heard the sound, she turned around and ran towards the back, rushing straight into the arms of the visitor.

"Sakura sauce?"

"Hey, Dun, come to my house to be a pet! As long as you chat with Ren Lu, you can take care of the food! Transform yourself, tiger sauce!"

Dun: "...Huh?!"

———About Valentine’s Day Chocolate———

"I'm back!"

With a bang, the door was knocked open from the outside.

Everyone's eyes turned around at once, watching a large pile of gift boxes slowly moving towards the club at the door.

"What's that?" Kunikida pushed his glasses and looked carefully to make sure that what was moving was indeed a gift box.

"Well, the popularity of Sakura sauce is not bad." Mr. Ranpo sat and turned around, staring at the pile of gift boxes, to be precise, it should be the gift boxes containing chocolates.

"Hey!" The gift box mountain collapsed in response, revealing a person behind him with his hands on his hips.

Kunikida looked at the gift boxes scattered all over the floor, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Sakura, these things..."

"It's all chocolate, let's divide it up, today is Valentine's Day." Sakura walked around to Dazai's father's desk, picked up the water glass on the table, and took a big gulp, "If you don't take white, don't take it, Anyway, no one will see you off today.”

The office is silent...

Sakura drank herself a few more sips of water, put down her cup and looked at the person across from her hips. She was silent for a while, thinking that she was right, she walked back, stooped to pick up a few boxes of chocolates, and stuffed them with each other. a box.

"Then, I won't be polite, I'll take it apart." Mr. Ranpo is not affected by "Valentine's Day" at all, in his eyes, what is in front of him is just an ordinary box of exquisitely packaged chocolates.

"Hiss", the outer layer of packaging was torn open, and then a piece of stuff fell out.

"Click", the door of the detective agency was opened at the same time.

"Yo, Sakura~ Do you miss your father?"

Osamu Dazai walked in first, and opened his arms to meet Sakura, but when he walked in the middle, he was stirred by a large pile of gift boxes, and he jumped into it, "Boom", a box was crushed, revealing the inside something to come.

"Dazai... Sang?" Dun, who came in from behind, turned sideways and asked cautiously. Behind him, Jinghuajiang poked out half of his head again.

"dad……"

"Hey? What is this?"

"Chocolate, chocolate, Valentine's chocolate."

"No, I don't mean that."

Sakura stood on her tiptoes and looked over the table. Dazai's father had already changed his posture and sat cross-legged on the ground, holding a letter in his hand. There were big and small pink hearts on the shell, which instantly reminded her of The days were dominated by Higuchi's love letters.

"Hmmm... Dazai Yingyang Dear Sir: Xiaoying, I have been in love with you for a long time. It should be said that I fell in love with you at first sight the moment you entered school. If you don't mind, after school tomorrow afternoon, Can you meet me in the grove of the North Playground? It doesn’t matter if you get rejected, I just want to get in touch with you at a close distance. If you can agree, thank you very much. Group A, 2nd year, Tsukasa Kimura. "

The whole society: "..."

Sakura silently put down her tiptoe, pursed her lips, opened the closet early this morning and dropped out large and small gift boxes, if the classmate next to her reminded that today is Valentine's Day, she would have thought it was someone's prank .Of course, the same situation happened at the desks in the classroom, and even throughout the day, different juniors and seniors came to give chocolates.

Ah, it turns out that today is Valentine's Day.

Sakura, who has been just shouting about "Valentine's Day" and "Valentine's Day", and took these gift boxes as chocolates for other packaging, finally woke up at this moment.

ah!It turns out that today is Valentine's Day!

"Ah, speaking of this, I have one here too—I just wanted to talk about it."

Mr. Ranpo held up the letter that fell out of the outer packaging in his hand, and said with a smile.

"Hey—so that's how it is."

"Hey! Dazai..."

"Hiss" and "hiss", several packages were opened again, and a few love letters fell out with "pop" and "pop".

As soon as Xiao Sakura looked up, she met her father's smiling face: "Hey, Sakura-chan, you don't mind, Dad didn't break the chocolate, he just unpacked it."

"Ah, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind at all." Xiao Ying clasped her face with her hand, smirked, and suddenly felt very guilty—although she never planned to have a relationship without telling her parents.

"Ah, since the packaging has been unpacked, everyone can eat it directly, um, eat it." Sakura winked at Atsushi who was at the door, and the latter understood it in seconds, so he walked over immediately , carefully picked up several boxes of chocolates that had been opened beside Mr. Dazai, and distributed them to everyone.

Everyone took it, turned around silently, and started working again.

Osamu Dazai was still sitting cross-legged on the ground alone, while maintaining a smile on the corner of his mouth, while tearing the packaging ferociously, every time a love letter fell out, he smiled more "brightly".

Dazai Osamu: Very good, let me find out which brats are coveting our cherry sauce at once, wait for me to find out one by one... Humph!On Valentine's Day, Chuya is on a business trip again!Look at me giving him a little surprise, and let him know—Sakura-chan is going to fall in love soon, so I don’t want him anymore, hehehehehehehe... What an interesting Valentine’s Day.

Sakura: What to do, what to do, what to do, seeing the sick smile on Dazai's father's face, he must have some bad idea.Shall I go back and protect everyone who gave me chocolate?Oops, this guy doesn't want to involve my Zhongyuan father, does he?Ahhh - what a terrible Valentine's Day!

Everyone: Dazai/Mr. Dazai is crazy again, I want to go out to deal with the commission today, and I don't want to stay with him anymore.Alas, tomorrow is still a calm and peaceful day, what a changeable Valentine's Day...

Mr. Ranpo: Oh~ This Valentine's Day chocolate is quite delicious! ! !