After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

Ghost Slayer?Sorry for my ignorance, I don't know this organization exists.

I raised my eyebrows at Nana, motioning for her to continue talking.

"That's right, that's the one, the ghost killing team... the team that kills ghosts, everyone knows it."

Um?When I talked about the macro setting of that different world last time, I couldn't explain clearly. Now when I talk about a small setting, I want to get confused.

I leaned over to Nana and squinted at her: "Nai Nai, to be honest, did you escape back in a hurry without knowing about it? Huh?"

"I, I didn't! Every time I saw a wild world, I would seriously understand and analyze the situation and report it to the headquarters!"

I put my hands on my chest, showing the expression of "you continue to talk nonsense". I have never been in contact with the child Nana who is in a different world of blood. How can I believe that she is taking notes seriously after being randomly thrown in.

"Huang, Shanyi, tell me, how did you and Nana meet?" I pushed Nana away, pushed her aside, and walked in front of Shanyi.

"Ah... this... um!"

"Don't say it!"

Nana quickly rushed over and covered Shanyi's mouth. Poor Shanyi was suffering so hard that I could feel two lines of tears streaming down his face.

"Nai Nai." I put my hand on her shoulder, and Nana looked at me vigilantly.

Um?How did you become smart?It must be because he was away from me for a few days.

"Hey, Mr. Ranpo has a fresh cream cake that he just bought."

"Ok?"

Hmph, shaken.

Nana looked towards Mr. Ranpo, and I quietly turned to look at it.Mr. Ranpo raised his head regardless of his cervical spondylosis, and the small bubble that symbolized sleep suddenly burst. He was turning his head back, and he didn't seem to be conscious, but he just said, "Ah, yes."

Then, another small cake covered with cream was placed on the table.

At the same time, Mr. Ranpo shook his hand at me. I understand that I owe him a small cake, but I have to wait for Zhong Yuan's father to come back and give me pocket money before paying it back.

Although there is some heartache about this, but as the saying goes, I can't bear to let my child not be caught by a wolf. Seeing Nai Nai foolishly ran over to eat cake in the end, I feel very lucky that I have a silly and sweet girlfriend.

"Okay, Shanyi, you can speak now...don't look at the cake and drool, speak first!"

I conveniently wanted to give Shanyi a shudder in the back of the head, but the president stood aside, and it would be better for me to restrain myself when dealing with the new temporary members of our club, so I silently withdrew my hand again.

"Shanyi-kun, please speak quickly."

"Can I eat first..."

"What are you talking about! Please tell me, Shanyi-kun."

I try to keep smiling.

Shanyi silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and I heard a "gudu" sound.So I had no choice but to pull him over to Dun, who made room for him and kindly asked him to sit down.

The president briefly explained a few more words, probably the matter that was faxed before, but the night of the first working day is not yet approaching, so everyone can only do the copywriting work first.

The members of the company started to do their own work.

"Okay, tell me, Shanyi."

I took a pack of biscuits from Dazai's father's table and handed it to Shanyi, his eyes lit up immediately, and I felt two more lines of tears running down his face.

"Actually, there's no such thing as an adventure. It's just that I got separated from the Ghost Slayer Team, and then I met Nana-chan."

So simple?

"How can it be so simple! You are talking nonsense!"

A fork hit Shanyi's head impartially, causing him to cry out in pain - "Ah".

I:"……"

"I happened to be at the scene of your courtship, why didn't you say it? We were chased by ghosts, why didn't you say it? Halfway through the run, you suddenly fainted, why didn't you say it? It made me tear open the space-time channel in a hurry, why didn't you say it? Say? You don’t say anything, hum!”

Wait, wait, the amount of information is a little bit large, but I can still digest it.

"Nai Nai? Who said that every time they see a wild world, they will seriously understand and analyze the situation and report to the headquarters? Who is it? Is it you?"

"……not me."

I sighed, slumped back, and leaned my hand on Dazai's father's shoulder. He was typing and typing on the computer to make a report, and I felt the bones on his shoulder move regularly.

"These, these are the details, I don't care about the details..."

I saw that Nana was already looking for a new fork to throw over.

"Okay, okay, I understand roughly, anyway, after Shanyi got separated, the two of you accidentally formed a team, and when you were cornered, Nana tore through the space-time channel. It was another accident that attracted everyone over there. Come here, right?"

I think my summary is perfect, and I am proud of myself for a second.

"Ah."

"Ah."

Double affirmation, then I will be proud for another two seconds.

"But it's not just Mr. Shanyi who attracted from there, or more than one ghost."

Dazai's father said while typing, I glanced at him, I told him about the Tanjiro brothers and sisters I met in Hong Kong last night, but he didn't say anything at that time, and rushed me to take a shower and go to bed.

"Huh? No, no way, I really only tore through one passage. The worst case scenario is that Shanyi and that eight-handed ghost came together."

Eight-handed ghost?Ah, yes, the fax did say that a creature with eight arms had been seen.

"Well, maybe the time and space of the wild world are glued together, and a few people and ghosts are randomly selected from other places."

This is easy to understand. Compared with Misaka Kosuke's work before, this time it will not make people feel elusive.

"Then what needs to be determined now is the number of the enemy and us in Yokohama."

Dazai's father typed the words "Demon Slayer: Ghost = 3:1" on the computer.

Of course, this is for now.

"Nai Nai, please contact the headquarters and ask them how many...the number of creatures are involved in this accident."

This is the most important thing now. After the target is determined, it can be cleaned up one-on-one.

Alas, may Yokohama be safe and sound after this incident.

Nana found a new fork from Mr. Ranpo, resisted the urge to throw the fork over, and nodded viciously when she heard what I said, after all, she also knew that she had caused the trouble.

Okay, knowing your mistakes is good Nana, that's all right, after all, if you let Nana correct the mistakes...

Yokohama does not guarantee...

I sighed, all I have to do now is wait, wait for the headquarters to find out how many alien creatures are wandering in Yokohama, wait for the night to come and inquire about the enemy's situation carefully, wait...

When Zhongyuan's father comes back, I want to eat steaming meals!

——Of course, it would be better if Father Zhongyuan could take care of all those ghosts when he came back...

I shook my legs while enjoying it, ah, I have already imagined the scene where Zhong Yuan’s father wiped out all the enemies with one person and then went home to cook, it’s so beautiful!

Um?Annihilate all enemies with one person?What about Shanyi?What about the Tanjiro brothers and sisters?Just bring out a background and then retire?

No way, could it be that—in this story they are not important at all? !

I frowned, and lightly patted Shanyi, who was happily nibbling on a biscuit: "Tell me, what can you do? You can't really do nothing and retreat behind the scenes, and finally go back in peace." Bar?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Shanyi gnawed on the biscuits to the point of ecstasy.

"I said - when are you going to kill ghosts!" Although it is very likely to give away the head.

"Huh?" Half of the biscuit in Shanyi's mouth fell to the ground.

"Hey—?! Me, me, me, no, no, no, absolutely not! I'm super weak, and I'm sure to die as soon as I play!!!"

I:"……"

Don't deny it so quickly with an affirmative tone, I want to throw you into the pile of ghosts and try to see the effect.

"Well, everything has to go through a process. It's not night yet, so don't worry~ But Shan Yi-kun, as a new member of the club, still needs to accept the entrustment."

Dazai's father had already turned off the computer, and he was swaying leisurely with his hands on the back of his head.

I put my hand on his shoulder and squeezed hard - what on earth do you want to do again, Dad?

"Ah, it hurts so much! Sakura-chan's strength is already so great, it feels like my right shoulder is broken and I can no longer type and work. Kunikida-kun, I want to ask for leave, right away, leave for work-related injuries~"

Mr. Kunikida: "..."

……

"It's all dad's fault! Why do I have to come out..."

"Hey ~ Sakura-chan, don't be so fussy, Dad came out with you, right?"

"Well, then what am I here for, you two?"

"Kill the ghost."

"Kill the ghost."

"……Why--!!!"

Thanks to Dazai's father, his reason for asking for leave dragged Zenitsu and me down.

——"If this is the case, you should take Sakura-chan outside to deal with the commission, so that you don't need to type by hand. And Shanyi-kun, as a newcomer, you should also practice with them, Great experience."

Dazai's father: "..."

I:"……"

Shanyi: "???"

So now, a temporary outing group of the three of us has been established.

"So, is there any important commission to deal with now?"

"I think should not be!"

Dazai's father bowed his head and smiled at me evilly. We both knew that what we said about going out was actually just another form of skipping work.

But this time Mr. Kunikida let Zenitsu follow us just in case...

But it's easy.

"Shanyi, let's deal with the commission right now. First, let's go to the supermarket." I grabbed Shanyi's shoulders and spoke to him in a gentle tone.

"Let's go to the supermarket to see if the prices have fluctuated significantly recently." Dazai's father continued, laughing as he took my hand off Zenitsu's shoulder and put his own on it.

Cut, it's just a shoulder hug, I really can't imagine if I find a boyfriend in the future, Dazai's father will kill him directly.

But fortunately, at this moment, our father and daughter have the same goal - go shopping in the supermarket!

If I remember correctly, Mr. Kunikida gave Zenitsu pocket money back, hehe.

I don’t know if it’s because he came to another world for the first time, Shanyi showed great interest in various things along the way, either going to the back of the car to smell the smell of gasoline, or standing under the big screen in the square to try to receive signals , and even exclaimed "This snake is so fast in burrowing!" when I got on the subway.

Me and Dazai's father: "The child has just been released from the mother's womb, has never seen the world, don't mind it, don't mind it."

……

"Wow - those beads are glowing!"

"That's an electric light."

"Oh—that cabinet is frozen!"

"That's a freezer."

"Hey—that coffin-like square box is farting!"

"That's central air conditioning!"

I couldn't help it, and gave Shanyi, who was still chattering beside me, a shudder in the back of the head with a "smack", then calmly took another bowl of instant noodles from the shelf of the supermarket, and put it aside for Dazai. In the stroller that Dad leaned against.

The people around cast sympathetic eyes on this. After all, we have explained it to passers-by many times in the past ten minutes in the supermarket.

"Well... almost, Dad."

"Ah, it should be."

Dazai's father leaned on the cart, glanced lazily, stretched out his hand to pull it, and nodded.

I also looked at it, and it’s not bad, it’s colorful, all kinds, and full of flavors—it will definitely last until Dad Zhongyuan comes back!

Turning my head and looking back at the hollowed-out third layer on the shelf, I nodded in satisfaction, waved my little hand, and went, to check out.

"Hi, the total is 9000 yen."

Dazai and I looked at Zenitsu together. @

"Hey? I don't have that much money. In total, in total, that's all..."

Shanyi tremblingly took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, Dazai and I looked at each other and started to take out the banknotes as well.In the end, it was all collected in my hand, so I started counting one by one.

God bless, I hope I can make up [-] yen——[-] yen in change, let the children eat a good meal.

"That... cherry sauce?"

"Three thousand, four thousand... why? Five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand... I'm almost there, I'll take you to eat delicious food if I get ten thousand, eight thousand!"

"Really! That's great, I want to go! But Sakura...do you hear the familiar sound of high heels?"

"Huh? Eight thousand five... what?" I turned my head in doubt, and saw Shanyi's tangled face.

"We are absent from work...in case we are discovered..."

"How could it be discovered? No one will find out, everyone is in the club."

"But I really heard the sound of that high-heeled shoe..."

"How come your hearing is so good... Okay, I believe you, who is it?"

"It's the one with short ears..." "Sakura-chan, what are you doing?"

I also heard the familiar voice now, turned my head in silence, and greeted with a smile: "Okay, what a coincidence, Dr. Xie Ye, and Jinghua sauce, you used to buy in this supermarket haha..."

This damned encounter was so damn fatal.

"Sakura sauce..."

"what……"

"Mr. Dazai, he..."

"Ok?"

"He has already run away..."

"...I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I will withdraw first. Happy shopping!"

"Hey!"

"Stomach upset, why don't you come to my consultation room, Sakura-chan? Huh? Please don't die!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!"

(ps: We didn't go into the consultation room in the end, but we were arrested and worked overtime until late at night... That's all.)