After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"President!!!"

The person next to him was the president, and the fishy smell was getting stronger and stronger.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the president beside me looked serious, his eyes fixed on the cat on the flower bed in front of me, I had no doubts - he wanted to kill it!

"Ok!"

"Meow!"

"Ok?"

I squatted aside, watching the president quickly take out a small dried fish from his magical cuff, watching the cat in front of me with its hair all over turned around and jumped onto the wall, and then turned its head arrogantly Jumped directly to the other side.

I"……?"

"Sakura-chan, what are you doing here alone? Where's Dazai-kun?"

"Well... Actually..." I rubbed my hands secretly in my heart, and I was ready to report Dazai's father to the president. Hmph, who made him throw his daughter outside in the winter!Hum hum!

"Ah—President! Why are you here! Still staying with Sakura-chan, Sakura-chan didn't cause you any trouble, I'm really sorry."

"Dazai-kun."

I turned my head stiffly, and saw Dazai's father coming out of the supermarket empty-handed, walking up to me with a smile on his face, and wrapping his arms around my shoulders with a natural expression.

I:"……"

This way of greeting with their own children as the topic is considered popular among parents, but I always feel that something is not right.Why am I here, and then I met the president again? Didn’t Dazai father deliberately arrange it!

"Dad, don't talk nonsense, I didn't... oh!"

Mouth covered!

"It's the president, why are you here? It looks like you're going to a detective agency?"

"Ah, before going to work tomorrow, go to the agency to sort out the materials."

"Ah, you are indeed the president. What a good example for all members of our detective agency to study hard!"

"Let's not talk about this first, Dazai-kun, why are you and Sakura-chan here?" The president said while putting the dried fish back into his magical cuff.

"This is because..."

"This is because I haven't touched it for half a month... Ugh!"

"Sakura-chan, let Dad talk about it. We actually came here for a stroll, and it happened to be meal time, so we were thinking about where to go for a meal."

I:"……"

"Yeah. It just so happens that I'm going to eat before going to the detective agency..."

"Meow-!"

Suddenly, there was a sharp meowing from the other side of the wall, as if it had been greatly stimulated.

The three of us were all taken aback. Before I could come up with a few reasonable reasons, there was nothing around me, and the president had already jumped to the other side.Dad Dazai and I looked at each other, and jumped over there first to check the situation.

"Meow~"

Dad Dazai and I: "..."

When we just jumped over, we saw the little tabby cat nestled in the arms of the president at this time, looking very clingy, completely without the vigilance and fury of the president of our Armed Detective Agency. look.

The president stood under the shade of the tree over there, hugging the kitten in his arms, with a seemingly calm expression on his face, Dazai and I looked at each other, well, our hearts were actually turbulent.

"this."

The president took out the small dried fish in his cuff again, this time it was eaten by the cat in his arms, so——

The president began to take out small dried fish from his cuff.

I:"……"

In fact, I don't like smelling fishy smell very much, so I had to silently lift off Dazai's father's windbreaker and get in, trying to avoid that smell as much as possible.

Dazai's father patted my head through the windbreaker: "Well, the president...just now?"

"Just now, a person actually wanted to do something wrong to this kitten. Fortunately, I stopped it in time."

"No, track, it, thing?"

"No, track, it, thing?"

I poked half of my head out of Dazai's father's windbreaker, watched the kitten in the president's arms happily nibbling on the dried fish, and swallowed. If it does anything else, I will definitely go up and grab it!

"What I saw was a person hiding in the bushes, trying to pull the kitten into the shade of the trees on this side with a hook. But this person was extremely agile, and he had already escaped before I could make a move. .”

"Hey—there are still people who can avoid the president. Besides, pulling into the shade of a tree...does it mean that they don't like the sun? Ah, maybe it's because they are afraid of getting sunburned hahahaha."

It doesn't matter whether he doesn't like the sun or dares to bask in the smile, I have been staring at the small dried fish in the cat's mouth, and my eyes are almost straight!I want to eat!

"Sakura sauce..."

The president suddenly called me, and Dazai's father stopped laughing awkwardly. I looked away and saw the president walking towards us step by step.

"Here, this!"

The president quickly took out a small dried fish from his cuff, and handed it to me with an unquestionable attitude on his face.

I:"……"

Dazai's father: "..."

"Don't like it?"

"I..." I prefer cooked fish, it doesn't matter if it gets mushy.

"President, what did you say you were going to do before going to the detective agency? I don't have a good memory."

Obviously the president hasn't finished yet...

"Ah, what I want to say is that I happen to be going to have a meal before going to the detective agency. Do you want to come together?"

I restrained the corners of my mouth that wanted to go up wildly, and felt Dazai's father's hand lightly resting on my shoulder, so I paused in tacit understanding with him, and then said with a little surprise:

"This, isn't it good?"

"This, isn't it good?"

President: "..."

"It's okay, let's come together." The president finally chose to condone our father and daughter's behavior of rubbing food, and turned around and took a step ahead with the kitten in his arms.

I got out of Dazai's father's windbreaker, and gave him a thumbs up - we cooperated with each other tacitly, even if we knew that the president would definitely agree.

Later, Dazai’s father told me that he left me there that day to attract Mr. Kunikida, because he would return to the detective agency one day earlier to deal with things, but he didn’t expect to be hooked first this time. It turned out to be the president.According to the original idea, as long as the good old Mr. Kunikida sees me standing pitifully on the street in the winter, he will definitely scold him a few words, and then-take us home for dinner!

I have to admit, this plan is very good, but it is a bit costly to my daughter...

……

"click"

The door of the detective agency was opened, and the president led me and Dazai's father inside.

I haven't been here since I went out with Mr. Ranpo that day, and now I come back with a feeling that things are different, or that I am a little older and know how to be sad.

"Sakura-chan?" Dazai's father looked down at me, leaned over to my ear, and pointed to the table next to Mr. Kunikida's desk: "Look, there, there used to be a math exercise book you wrote place~"

I pursed my lips and smiled, feeling familiar from before. It’s great, and it’s not that things are different. I still have math homework for winter vacation.

I turned around and hammered the meteor, ho, I missed it!On the contrary, I was led by Yu Li and turned around in a circle and a half, and my swollen brain suddenly felt that many stars had been transformed into illusions.

"Hahahahaha..." Dad Dazai smiled and pulled me up when I was about to fall down, hugged me into his arms, and sat down on the chair again.

I shook my head, and pressed the belly of the person behind me hard, and the laughter stopped abruptly after a muffled grunt.

I am happy.

"Meow~"

I jumped off Dazai's father. On the table where I wrote my math homework before, the kitten was sitting there looking at us. After watching for a while, it began to lick its front paws. on the hair.

"Dad, what about the kitten?"

I stretched out my fingers and stroked its little head lightly.

"Let's see what the president wants. It's okay to be a mascot for the detective agency."

Dazai's father rubbed his stomach and sat up. I was stroking the cat on this side, so he also came over - rubbing my head at the same frequency.

I:"……"

"Dazai-kun, Sakura-chan, what do you think of these faxes?"

The president came out of the office and put a few pieces of paper in front of us.As soon as the kitten on the table saw the president, it immediately jumped into his arms, meowing and coquettishly.

"An event of unknown nature."

Dazai's father picked up the faxes, and I leaned over to him to read them carefully.

The fax was probably sorted and sent by Ms. Haruno Qiluozi, but as I read it, I always felt that it was actually arranged by my grandfather.

The paper records the strange phenomena that the citizens have seen in the past few days. Some people saw people with eight arms at night, some people saw people dissipating under the sun in broad daylight, and some people said they saw a puppet. Master, carrying a big wooden box, inside is a doll girl in a kimono.

"Pfft, pig?"

I couldn't help laughing when I saw the last one. It said that someone saw a pig running rampant on the street, and there was an addition below——

"The pig is in good shape...Well, I don't really like pork much. Crabmeat is the best."

"But, is this kind of thing under the control of our Armed Detective Society?"

I looked up, puzzled.Catching pigs requires force, but the force of our detective agency is different from this force. "Xi Xue", "Disqualification in the World", "Lonely Singer", "Please Don't Die", are they still "super reasoning" or...

"Let's let Dun Dun catch pigs!"

The battle of species, the battle between pigs and tigers, who is the king at the top of the Yokohama biological chain!

"Where is Dazai-kun? What do you think?"

"Hmm..." Dazai's father shook the pieces of paper, then turned to me and asked, "Hey, Sakura-chan, have you ever seen similar situations in other wild worlds you have experienced?"

"Huh? Me?"

I lay down on the table, frowning and thinking about it, Dazai's father asked, it seems that these things probably came from another world.

But how could it be?As the "world consciousness" here, I haven't opened any channels, so how could other things come in?

"No." I stood up with my hands on the table, "I'm sure not. These are aliens? I don't go wandering around in those weird worlds."

Otherwise, you may die.

The club fell into silence for a while, and these "urban legends" really had to wait for Mr. Ranpo to come and see.

"Meow~"

"Click", the door of the detective agency was opened from the outside.

"President."

It was Mr. Kunikida's voice, and he finally came.

"President... Ah! Sakura-chan! Whoa whoa whoa—"

Um?Nana? !