After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"Haven't you found it yet? Well, I see. Hey~ Kunikida-kun, do you go to work at the detective agency early in the morning every morning because you are the only one at home and feel too deserted? I don't want it, I still Didn't have breakfast, bye~"

My face was pressed against the cold table, my eyes were slightly squinted, and I felt so comfortable that I didn't want to move.

There was a sound of the balcony door being pushed and pulled. I think Dazai's father had called and came in.Yesterday, Dunjun ran in to say that the little friend Kensuke had disappeared again, but the reply he got was just the confused faces of everyone in the detective agency. After all, no one can understand the metaphysical event of "disappearing out of thin air".

After a discussion that was not too intense or even very plain, everyone decided on the route to search separately, so——Dazai Dazai took me, Nana, Sister Pao and Heizi together, and went home early together!

When Zhongyuan's father came home exhausted after a hard day's work in the evening, he opened the door and saw a girl with twin ponytails flying from the living room to the corridor with a leak all over her body, and then——

"Kuroko!!!"

"Hahahaha Heizi..."

"sister……"

"Yosie, who's next?"

"Huh? Dad, did you miss yourself on purpose? Didn't you! Yes!"

"Ah, Sakura-chan, don't expose Dad like this. Alright next!"

So when Zhongyuan's father frowned and walked to the door of the living room in a daze, he saw three little girls and a bandage girl sitting on the tatami... playing cards.

Zhong Yuan's father: "..."

Looking at the snack packaging bags and snack crumbs we threw all over the floor in the living room, the dark red halo of gravity finally lit up on Zhongyuan's father.

Dazai's father stood up from the tatami, walked over with a fearless smile, stretched out his hands and wanted to touch Zhongyuan's father's shoulders, so——

"Oh!"

Ah, it was just a small gravitational crit, I looked at Dazai's father who fell to the ground, took a deep breath, and stopped thinking.

In the end, Zhongyuan's father went to the kitchen to make dinner himself, leaving me, Nana, Sister Pao and Heizi to clean the living room meticulously.As for the other one, it seems that he was knocked into a coma by the shock, and he was lying on the side unconscious for a while, but I am [-]% sure—this person must have calculated it, and now he is pretending to be in a coma to escape work Dry.

After the "re-education through labor" meal, everyone behaved and settled down a lot, and explained the situation of Sister Pao and Heizi to Zhong Yuan's father during dinner.Gentle as Zhongyuan's father, he nodded slightly, agreeing to their temporary stay.

However, since there are indeed only two rooms that can accommodate people, Sister Pao and Heizi finally slept in my room.

In fact, the four of us fell asleep in harmony last night, but we were still sleepy when we got up this morning. Even though it was a weekend, I deliberately stayed in bed for a while.

I was leaning on the table, almost falling asleep in a daze, when I suddenly felt someone rubbing my head, and then Zhongyuan's father's gentle voice: "Sakura, eat your breakfast now, and I will eat it later." Go back to your room and sleep."

"Hmm..." I responded lightly, rubbed my eyes with my hands, raised my head, yawned and prepared to eat.

Dazai's father walked over and sat next to Zhongyuan's father, and Heizi opposite was holding Sister Pao's arm, stretching his face towards Sister Pao, motioning for Sister Pao to feed her.

Since being thrown out of the living room by Sister Pao yesterday, Heizi has lied, yes, lied that his frail arm hit the wall and slightly fractured it, and then tried every means to get Sister Pao to help her in everything, so that it would be easier to carry out Some physical contact.

This is the case at the moment, a good breakfast, I have already eaten several mouthfuls as soon as I picked up the chopsticks, and Heizi is still stubbornly soaking, trying to get Sister Pao, who is eating normally, to feed her a mouthful.

"One bite, one bite, my lord~"

"..."

Sister Pao is still unmoved, which is good.

Dazai's father, who had already sat down, was about to pick up his chopsticks, looked at the opposite side, and at the people around him, so he blinked, poked Nakahara's father with his finger, pointed to the rice in his bowl, and pointed to his own Mouth.

Zhong Yuan's father: "...get out."

I picked up the rice, looked over quietly, and laughed secretly, the loser is not worthy of breakfast, let's go eat dust hahahaha.

"Ahhh."

Um?what's the situation?I saw Dazai's father bit the spoon that Zhongyuan's father was going to give to his mouth, ate the rice in it, and straightened up in front of him, chewing with relish.

Everyone: "..."

Heizi on the opposite side expressed that he had learned it, so he quickly bit down on Sister Pao's spoon, beautiful!Then--

"Crackling"

"what!"

Heizi suffered an electric current attack and unfortunately failed...

At the same time, Nakahara's father on the other side also expressed that he had learned it, so when Dazai opened his mouth to bite his spoon for the second time, the dark red light enveloped the entire spoon...

"Oh!"

Ah, this reminds me of the phrase "Do you want to experience the feeling of being crushed by gravity?", nice.

But Dazai's father didn't suffer much, the gravity just made him... crushed onto Zhongyuan's father's thigh.

Leaning on Zhongyuan's father's thigh was probably a happy thing, Dazai's father didn't have the slightest thought of getting up at the moment, while chewing the meal he just ate, he rubbed his face against the base of his thigh.

"Hiss—— Dazai!"

Zhongyuan's father was about to explode, and he was pulling his head on his lap with his hands, but Dazai's father was still holding his waist, this... it won't be able to pull it off for a while...

Heizi on the opposite side was also inspired, and after being shocked by the electric shock, he fell into Sister Pao's arms, twitching slightly from time to time, indicating that he was too shocked to eat breakfast.

"Heizi? Really?"

"My lord, it's absolutely true!"

Sister Pao sighed, and after finishing the last bit of breakfast in her bowl——began to feed Heizi resignedly.

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee……"

Is it my hallucination, I seem to hear Heizi's sinister smile!

"Ah - woo."

The situation on the other side was better than that on the other side, at least, at least Dazai's father ended up just lying on his lap holding a bowl to eat.Although it's not normal to eat like this, judging from the fact that he rubs his thighs from time to time, making Zhong Yuan's father's hair stand on end, he should be quite happy...

I lowered my head and silently picked up the things in my bowl, alas, I have a crit hit of [-] after breakfast, but it’s okay, there is Nai Nai with me, huh?What about Nana?

I turned my head and glanced at the side, it was empty, ah, I remembered - she was still sleeping...

What's the matter, what's the matter, could it be said that if there is an odd number of people, there must be a single dog who is talking about me?

snort!It's useless to think about it every day, eat!

……

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu So love will disappear, right?"

Nana was crying while eating the freshly baked bread in the shop.

I stood beside her, wanting to reach out to comfort her but couldn't do so, so I could only purse my lips.In fact, I just want to say that it's good for you, after all, you don't need to be hit by [-] critical points in pairs.

"This... Nana, why don't we call you when we wake up?"

As expected, Sister Pao was the first to soften her heart. She held the big shopping bag with one hand and patted Nana on the shoulder with the other hand.

"That's right, otherwise Sakura will be watching alone every morning, it won't be very good."

Kuroko!You don't need to remind me!I flicked an eye knife at her.

Today is a weekend, but the fathers still go to work as usual to deal with some documents accumulated on weekdays.

The few of us thought it was boring to stay at home, but it happened that Nana woke up again, crying and calling for breakfast, so——

Family Shopping Day is here!

Each of us is carrying a big shopping bag in one hand, which contains the new daily necessities of the temporary family members, and of course there are large bags of snacks. Yesterday, we took out the stock and ate it. This is not good, the family life is not harmonious , the necessary snacks can solve it.

"Okay, okay, I will call you next time I get up, don't cry, this is still on the street."

I finally comforted Nana, she sniffed, stuffed the last bit of bread into her mouth, stopped crying, and stood with us at the crossroads quietly waiting for the traffic lights.

"Hey, hey, hey, Sakura-chan, look, the one across the street is Akutagawa!"

I squinted my eyes for a while under the sun in the direction Nana pointed her finger at: "Ah, yes."

It's amazing how Akutagawa would appear here at this time.

I winked at the two people behind me: "Go, let's take you to meet new friends!"

When the green light came on, we walked across the street through the crowd, and kept approaching Akutagawa standing at the door of the store, 15 meters, ten meters, five meters...

"Huh? Dun Dun?"

I stretched my neck to confirm, that's right, isn't the boy in overalls pulling the window next to Akutagawa exactly Atsushi?Why are these two people together... I know!They are dating!

I stretched out my hand and tried to grab Nana who was about to strike up a conversation. Don't disturb the world of two people!

"Ah, Akutagawa—!"

Me: "..." I already knew I covered my mouth.

Akutagawa turned his head towards us, but he didn't know Nana, and Nana only knew Akutagawa from the video at the headquarters.

So I had no choice but to step forward and say hello: "Good morning, Mr. Rabbit... Ah! Isn't this Dun! Oh, it turns out that you have already made an appointment, so we will withdraw first!"

I pulled up the people on the side and prepared to run back, at least out of Rashomon's attack range first!

"Indeed, it's getting late. Don't look, let's go. People are tigers."

I stopped and turned my head. Atsushi was still lying on the window and staring at the things in the store. I don't know if I heard Akutagawa calling him.

Dun Dun is so strange today.

I walked over quietly, tiptoed to look into the window, only to find that it was actually a maternity and baby products store.

"Akutagawa, this..."

Akutagawa glanced at me and sighed: "It's been like this since the child was lost."

We were all surprised, but probably only I was surprised by Dun's current state, not the child who was surprised by the other three.

I really didn't expect that Dun would be so self-blaming and guilty for losing his child.After all, he was also abandoned since he was a child and grew up alone in an orphanage.For children and for families, they must be cherished and cherished more than anyone else.

But... Don, why are you lying in front of the maternity and baby products store?Kensuke is seven or eight years old, are you sure you are thinking about others?

I looked at Akutagawa beside me: "Then what should I do? You won't be by my side until now, right?"

"Ah." Akutagawa responded, turning his face away unnaturally, "He has been like this since yesterday, this is the tenth family."

After a pause, Akutagawa said again: "It's not an option to go on like this. I really want to use some kind of electric shock therapy to cure him."

I:"……"

"Crackling", a burst of electricity.

Sister Pao came up from behind: "Why don't I try it!"