After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

I looked at the ice cream that had been licked on my hand, and my expression was dull. Isn’t it true that there are still people who are so poor that they have no money to buy ice cream these days, so that they rub off on others in broad daylight? !

I turned around, feeling that my heart was not going well, I raised my head and was about to see where the poor man was——

"Pfft!"

"Slap", the ice cream in my hand fell to the ground, I stretched out my hand to cover my chest, my legs went limp and I fell directly to the side railing, my heart contracted suddenly just now, and it almost didn't let me leave this beautiful world.

"Sakura-chan, are you okay? You don't have to be so excited when you see me."

I felt someone holding my arm and gently supporting me. I was gasping for breath, covering my chest with one hand, and groping the ground with the other. After finding a support point, I slowly moved on the other. With the help of someone, he sat down against the railing.

A hand behind me gently patted my back, and I gradually calmed down, before looking at the people around me.

A pink and tender girl was squatting beside me, looking at me worriedly.I took a closer look, the pink shawl, the pink skirt, and the pink headgear, and suddenly I remembered the love letter from Atsushi to Akutagawa, ah no, it was my love letter to Akutagawa—these two are so close Comparable.

"Sakura sauce?"

Seeing that I was in a daze, the little girl stretched out her other hand and shook it in front of my eyes.I came back to my senses and looked into her eyes: "Who are you?"

Little girl: "...!!!"

Suddenly, the hand behind me pulled out, stretched it out in front of me, and hit me on the shoulder gently: "You, you heartless man, you scumbag, a stinking woman who doesn't recognize anyone after sex! "

Passers-by passed by, looked sideways, and even showed contempt for me.I quickly straightened up and covered the mouth of the little girl beside me who was still balabala.

"Okay, okay, grandma, I was wrong, I was just kidding you!"

Seeing my panicked expression, the little girl showed a smug smile, and took my hand off: "Hee hee, Lan taught me, so you will definitely recognize me!"

I rolled my eyes at the little girl beside me who was laughing more and more stupidly, and got up to stand up: "So, what are you doing here? This is not the small world of love that you preside over. In the world of supernatural powers, you are going to come here and be cannon fodder." Is it?"

The people around me were quite smart, seeing that I was struggling to get up, they quickly came over to help, but they still had that naive smile: "Hmph, of course I came to look for you. There has been a plane shift on your side, The headquarters suddenly couldn't contact you, so I sent a reliable person to support you."

"Ah?" I finally stood up with an unbelievable expression, and poked the little girl's head with my finger: "Student Mica Nana, with your IQ, this... the people at the headquarters are dead, why did they send you here?" ?”

"I, I, I! I'm not!" The little girl was impatient when she was told this, she jumped up and down a few times like an epilepsy, and danced, "I really fought for it myself, really! Because I and You have a good relationship, because I have never been to this world, because... there are many reasons, anyway, the headquarters let me come. Do you know how many people want to come here, from the inside to the headquarters gate!"

I bent down and wrapped the fallen ice cream "remains" with a paper towel, threw it into the trash can aside, grabbed the schoolbag on my shoulder, and squinted at her: "Why? Before I was thrown here , this world is still a wild unconscious world.”

"Because..." The little girl pretended to be mysterious and lowered her voice, looked around, and finally leaned into my ear and said, "Because there are so many handsome men and thieves in this world!"

……

"Hello, your dessert."

I nodded politely to the waitress, picked up a spoon and scooped a scoop of ice cream, and at the same time checked the text message I just received with my phone.

"Well, I see. You should have a good dinner outside. Let's leave the two of us at home tonight."

I tilted my head, feeling that Dad Zhongyuan's reply to the text message was a bit weird, so I swiped my finger and swiped to the bottom of the interface - "Editor: Dazai Dazai who loves you".

I:"……"

Why did Zhongyuan's father's cell phone fall into Dazai's father's place? This...

"What's wrong Sakura-chan?"

I looked up and saw the person on the opposite side raised his face full of rice at the corner of his mouth among a pile of bowls, sighed, and gave her a tissue to let her wipe her mouth.

"What's the matter, Sakura sauce?" While taking the tissue, the person on the other side didn't forget to ask.

I put my phone in my pocket and tapped the bowl of dessert with a spoon: "It's nothing. You continue talking about what you said before eating."

"Oh. There was a plane shift on your side, and the headquarters suddenly couldn't contact you, and then..."

"I told you."

"Oh. Then it is located that you were randomly thrown into this world, and you need someone to come and pick you up..."

"I told you."

"Oh. Anyway, I overcame many obstacles to get this qualification. Then I..."

"Nai Nai Sang!" I felt that the veins on my forehead were about to protrude. The child couldn't find the point when he spoke. I tried to calm down. I took another bite of dessert before I said, "OK. Next, let me ask you Answer, understand?"

Seeing the person on the opposite side nod blankly, I continued: "First, has this world headquarters been assigned to me?"

"Yeah, of course. The wild unconscious world is dominated by whoever comes first. I saw that the headquarters has assigned this 'Wen Ye' world to your name."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay. Second, besides me, are there any wild unconscious worlds added to the system records?"

"Hmm...it doesn't seem to be. In recent decades, there have been very few wild worlds born out of thin air, haven't they? Almost all of them have been actively divided by the main system or 'conscious people'."

"Didn't any accident happen to the others?"

"No. Everyone is still managing well in their own worlds, no accidents. But..." The person on the opposite side leaned on the table and moved closer to me, "When this wild world was discovered, everyone Xiao Xiao went crazy for a while, after all, there are so many handsome guys~ Many people want to enter this world and put it under their own name, but this world is a bit difficult to enter, and the people in it don't seem to be easy to mess with."

I scooped up the last spoonful of dessert and took a sip. Of course, this world is of course not easy to enter. What about Dazai Osamu, Edogawa Ranpo, Mori Ogai, all of them are ruthless characters, even if they are "conscious people" I don't come to this world to plan its destiny trajectory, and the Butei Port Black Ability Secret Service Division can also greatly affect the future of the entire world.

I knocked on the bowl again with the spoon, and pursed my lips at the person in front of me who continued to frantically cook the last bowl of rice: "Nai Nai, I have to ask one more question at the end - the plane translation of my side's unreasonable rampage, Have you found out why?"

"I've found it." The person on the opposite side put down the bowl, "It's been found out, it's your internal problem—the problem of your fourth world."

"Boom--!"

There was a loud noise in the sky, and the guests in the restaurant were startled. I turned my head and looked out the window. It seemed that there was going to be a thunderstorm. It was dark and the roads were slippery. It was better to go home early.

……

"Oh, you don't know, when we saw that pink hair holding his hand, we were so angry! Also, before..."

The little girl next to me was still chattering and tugging at my arm, trying to make me understand how jealous, oh no, angry she and the other girls at the headquarters felt about this vile behavior.

I kept nodding copiously as I dragged her up the stairs.Probably everyone has a recognized male god group in this world, but one of them was "frivolous" by another pink-haired girl when he was young, so everyone was unwilling, jealous, and angry.

I said "hmm" again, and finally dragged this little Nana girl who looked small but was actually very heavy to the door of the house after all the hard work.

"Kacha" - "I'm back."

I walked into the porch and took off my shoes, and Nana was still holding my arm, turning my head and looking at my new home in this world.

I dragged Nana to the living room.

"Yo, Sakura-chan is back~ Ah, new friend?"

In the living room, both fathers are there, but they are not at the dining table, but on the tatami on the other side of the living room.

Seeing us coming in, Dazai's father extended his hand warmly to say hello, but his body naturally lay down, resting his head directly on Nakahara's father's lap.

Ah, I can hardly think about what happened next.

Sure enough, Zhong Yuan's father widened his eyes in disbelief, and stretched out his hand to hit him.

"Ahhhhh! Male god! Shuanghei! They are still lying together!!!"

I was really taken aback by the high decibels of the people around me, Nakahara's father also stopped in mid-air, and was pulled down by Dazai's father.

I turned my head and saw that classmate Nana had already covered her mouth with her hands and was so excited that she was about to cry. She was holding my clothes with one hand and jumped up excitedly on the spot. After a while, she came to me again and whispered to me. He said, "Can I take a picture?"

I opened my mouth to express surprise, you still want to take a picture?

"Yes." - If you are not afraid of death.

"Get up and do the dishes!"

"..."

Ah, I suddenly remembered too.

"Father, Papa Dazai who loves me, please hurry up and wash the dishes!"

"Hey—no need ~ Chuya! Let's continue with what we just did!"

I saw Zhongyuan's father's fist raised...

"Can I really shoot?"

I don't understand, Nana, who really took out her phone, took a look, what do you think?

"Yoxi, what's your name, this cute little classmate!"

"Ah, yes! My name is Mica Nana!"

"Good Mica Nana, do you know that Miss Haruko has been confirmed dead!"

"Boom--!"

There was another thunderstorm outside the house.

I was startled, and turned my head away. After Dazai's father finished speaking, he had already put his hands on the back of his head comfortably, and even closed his eyes comfortably.

I shook off Nana's hand beside me, walked into the living room, walked up to the two of them, and saw that Zhongyuan's father had put his hand down, with a serious expression on his face.

"Ms. Miyano Haruko...confirmed death?"

Zhong Yuan's father sighed: "Yes, the scene has been investigated."

"What about the cause of death?"

"Of course it was killed by an explosion."

Papa Dazai opened one eye and looked at me.

I looked back, did he bring Miss Haruko back knowing that she might be killed by the bomb?After returning, he disappeared inexplicably, and he didn't care about the people who were about to die?

"Sakura-chan..." Dad Dazai looked at me and sat up with support, "The real future cannot be predicted or planned, including Miss Haruko's death."

"Boom--!"

The thunder was louder, and the lightning was stronger than before, illuminating half the sky palely, Dazai's father's sharp-edged face flickered at this moment.

"Go to sleep, Sakura-chan, I'm going to wash the dishes."

……

I finally returned to the room in a daze, and Nana came in behind me.

In fact, I also know that Dazai’s father cannot be entirely blamed for this, but most of the time, everyone is used to it, and mistakes must be accompanied by accusations.

So it is necessary for such a person to stand up and accept the blame.

I sat down on the bed weakly and suddenly felt very tired.

"Boom!"

"Pfft!"

I clutched my chest and fell on the bed.

"Sakura sauce?! Sakura, Sakura!!!"

It was the last cry I heard before I lost consciousness.