After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

I was carrying a big bag in one hand and a lollipop in the other to lick.Violet-chan walked beside me, helping me carry a bag.

I offended Dr. Xie Ye yesterday, so today I am here to purchase supplements.

I picked up the bag in my hand, wondering if I should bring something with me when I go back to Zhongyuan's house tonight?Then it suddenly occurred to me that Violet-chan was staying at Dazai's father's house these days because of her vacation.

I raised my head and asked Violet-chan if she needed any daily necessities. She shook her head at me, indicating that she had everything in her suitcase.

Well, well, I also know that Violet-chan is not the kind of careless person, after all, she has professional training - in fact, I just want to take this opportunity to go back to the supermarket, I think there are not enough snacks to bring back home in Zhongyuan!

"Sakura sauce, do you want to go back to the supermarket again?"

"Huh?" I looked up at Violet-chan, and she understood me!Except for my cunning Dazai father, no one really understands me!

"Because Sakura-chan seems to be very disappointed."

"What do you mean?"

"It's just a face full of disappointment for not going to the supermarket."

"..." I suddenly felt that Dad Dazai probably didn't understand me because he was smart...

"Catch him! Quick!"

"Catch that kid!"

I turned my head, and a few black shadows "shua" and "shua" flashed across the street, and I stopped to take a closer look—hey, it's the people from Mafia in my port!

I squinted my eyes, what's the matter, our port Mafia has been reduced to arresting people in the street in broad daylight?What about face?What about quality?

I frowned, put the lollipop in my mouth, turned around and handed the bag to Violet-chan, and told her to go back to the detective agency first.

I looked left and right, spotted the gap between the crowds, slipped in, dodged left and right, and jumped across the street.

In front of the street, a few men in black turned around and turned into another street. Seeing that this opportunity was just right, I also ran up and twisted in a snakeskin.

……

"Hey, kid, hand over your things!"

"Did you hear that! Take it out quickly, do you dare to take it if you know whose belongings it is?"

"Then who does this belong to?"

I walked out from the side with my pocket in my pocket, still holding the lollipop in my mouth that was too late to be crushed.

"!!!"

"!!!"

A group of men in black: "Mr. Zhongyuan!"

I glanced at them and ignored them. I straightened the hat on my head, stepped forward past these people, and saw an eight or nine-year-old young lady standing in front of me.

I made a "tsk", expressing my irritability, why, doesn't Mafia at the port recruit people with pre-training now?What does this little brat care about him?

I walked up to the child and knelt down, took out the lollipop in my mouth, and forced a smile at him: "Come on, child, tell sister, brother, tell brother, what did you do?"

The young lady in front of me raised her head to look at me, her eyes were the pure and fresh turquoise green of midsummer, crystal clear, and I even saw my short messy short hair in it because of the imitation of haste—so I stroked my hair.

"I, I didn't do anything..."

I looked at Xiaozheng's lowered head, stretched out my hand and scratched his nose: "Lie."

He raised his head and looked at me in a little surprise, as if he didn't expect that I would do this. What's the matter, the gangsters can't scratch children's noses?I stuffed the lollipop into my mouth again, raised my eyebrows at him, and advised him to speak quickly.

"Well, I, I just took a pack of biscuits..."

"..."

My God, what on earth are the subordinates of Mafia at the port chasing little kids in the street in broad daylight? !

Shock!The people in the port Mafia have been reduced to chasing eight or nine-year-old kids in the street for a bag of biscuits! ! !

I stood up, took a deep breath, turned around and faced the men in black, and without speaking, I nodded, motioning for them to give me an explanation first.

"No, Mr. Zhongyuan, in fact, these things are what the cadres of Zhongyuan want us to bring back to the port mafia, not our private goods."

"But when we got out of the car, we didn't notice it for a while, and we didn't expect that some of it was taken away by this kid, so we..."

"and many more!"

I waved them off from their tendency to continue, and gave them a finger.

"One, I don't know how many private goods you usually bring back. I'm not interested in knowing, so can you remind me not to bring this word when explaining."

"Second," I raised my second finger, "'I didn't notice when I got out of the car'? So what do you say? It means I'd rather hire this kid than hire you?"

"Three," raised the third one, "which street is this now? If I remember correctly, the Mafia headquarters building at our port is not here. Four, this is the fourth street, and you haven't caught it yet Hold him, huh?"

I let out a breath slowly, and looked at the people in black opposite me who all lowered their heads, I haven't finished yet, how many of you, the brats, does he have any accomplices?what about you?

But I didn't say it after all, Port Mafia still needs some face-and I'm thirsty from licking the lollipop, and I don't want to waste precious saliva.

"Central Plains cadres want you to bring it back?"

I lifted my chin and asked them to take out the so-called things.

"But... this is given to his daughter by the Central Plains cadre, this..."

What is this!Miss Zhong Yuan thought I was a man because she had short hair and was tall?Didn't you see that I was the one who was held in your arms before?

Huh, forget it, I don't want to talk nonsense, I snatched the bags from their hands, took a look away, wow, my eyes were straight for a moment!

This, this, what kind of fairy father is this!

Everything in the bag is snacks!Mango cones, chocolate cakes, milk bars, milkshakes... and lollipops!

I almost flew up on the spot and jumped three feet high in a spiral!However, due to the presence of unrelated personnel, I could only cough a few times, pursed my lips, put away the bag, and held it in my hand.

The men in black on the opposite side: "..."

I ignored them, turned around and faced the child who was still stuck in place, and took out another small cone from the bag and handed it to him: "Here, take it, don't take other people's things without their permission in the future." , That's stealing. If I see you, I'll break your leg."

"Yeah! Thank you brother!"

I rubbed the child's soft hair, it doesn't look like a child from a poor family, forget it, the education of a stranger like me has been done with the utmost benevolence.

I turned around, shook the bag at the men in black in front of me, told them that I would do the job for them, and told them to dismiss and go home.

"you!"

I looked over suspiciously, huh?Is there anyone who refuses to obey this order?

"No, Mr. Zhongyuan, that brat is actually laughing at us!"

What the hell?I turned my head, and the little lady hadn't left yet. Seeing me looking over, she smiled shyly at me while holding the cone I gave him.

"What did you just say?"

"Here, Mr. Zhongyuan...Look, he is smiling again!"

Turning his head—"Brother, you are so kind, hehe."

I'm speechless, what's wrong with this kind of laughter?Xiaozheng took a look at the men in black behind me, came over and pulled my pants, looked up and there seemed to be tears in his eyes.

I sighed, walked up with my hands behind my back, and stretched out my hands to straighten the tie of the man in black: "Aren't you married yet? Don't you have children yet? Take your time, and when you have children, you will know how to distinguish their expressions." Alright. Alright, let’s go back soon.”

"Mr. Zhongyuan..."

I turned around and waved to them with my back, telling them to go back to where they came from in the morning.

"You stinky brat! You actually..."

"Hey, what are you doing over there! No fighting is allowed!"

Before I could turn around and teach the lesson, another voice stepped in.

"What are you guys doing here, huh? Port Mafia!!!"

I looked at the person who hurriedly ran in front of me, and raised my eyebrows, no, Hoshino, how come I always meet you recently, how much "ape dung" did I step on?

"You, you are, are abducting children! No way, how could this happen to me..."

I sighed, expressing my admiration for the imagination of a person like Hoshino who can imagine 108 ways to meet his idol.

I took the lollipop out of my mouth, and was about to go up to "greeting" him, when suddenly I felt my legs sink, and I looked down, and the little Zhengtai came to me at some point, and was hugging him tightly. My calves won't let go.

Seeing me bow my head, he rubbed his cheek against my leg, raised his head and smiled brightly at me.

"Hey? This, what's the situation, isn't it child kidnapping?"

I reached out and rubbed the head of the extremely cooperative little Zhengtai, raised my head, bit the lollipop with a "click", and raised one corner of my mouth at Hoshino: "Yes~ We are not kidnapping children. We are here to kidnap you Come on, Mr. Policeman—”

"Hey? Hey——!"

I gestured backwards, and the people in black behind stepped forward one after another. Seeing this, Hoshino wisely chose to turn his head and run away. A group of men in black followed closely behind, pretending not to stop catching up. .

I let go, done!

It's just a bit embarrassing to prolong the subordinate's off-duty time, but I hope Hoshino can rush into the police station.

I turned around and lifted my feet to get ready to retreat, but when I moved, I realized that Xiao Zhengtai was still hugging her and wouldn't let go.I knelt down, rubbed his head, and told him to go home quickly and don't keep adults waiting.

The child nodded obediently, stretched out his head and kissed me, turned around and ran away.

I waved to him, and when I half straightened up, I suddenly realized—huh?i was kissed...

I stood up all of a sudden, the little kid had already run away, and he was waving his hands and shouting to me, "Brother, see you next time".

I touched the left side of my cheek, but fortunately I didn't have much saliva, brother and you will see you next time, sister will not!

I walked back with my bag, and when I turned around, I saw two little girls standing next to the building on the other side.

Two girls: "..."

I:"……"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to see it, I'm sorry! Go, go!"

"Sorry sorry!"

"Clap!"

The two little girls ran away quickly, and an object fell from their schoolbags. I went up to pick it up, and it turned out to be a clarinet.

I rubbed my chin and stared at it for a while, um, those two girls are still in school.

go to school...

……

"Kacha", I used the key to open the door of Zhongyuan's house. After entering the door, I took off my shoes and walked in barefoot.Anyway, Zhong Yuan's father is not here today, so I don't care what I do, otherwise he will definitely nag me for a while.

I put down the snack bag casually, sat down in the corridor myself, and took out two mobile phones from my pocket.

Hehe, unexpectedly, Dad Zhongyuan saw the new mobile phone that Dad Dazai gave me, and also bought me a new one, so I contacted each group one by one, and didn't bother anyone.

"Sakura sauce~"

"Sakura."

"..."

"..."

I separated the two phones slightly.

"Ah—Chuya!"

"Bastard Dazai!!"

...The following [-] words of "friendly" conversation are omitted.

"dad?"

I said softly to both sides.

"What's wrong Sakura~"

"What's wrong, Sakura?"

"Chuya, don't you know that it's better for dogs not to talk like their owners?"

"Huh? Bastard Dazai, if you have the ability, tell me again and see if I beat you!"

... The [-]-word "friendly" conversation is omitted below.

"father!"

I stood up straight away, regardless of what the two of them thought, it was better to speak first.

"Dad, I want to go to school!"

"...Sakura sauce?"

"...Sakura?"

"Hmph! You can figure it out!"

"Pa-ta", hang up the phone, world peace.

Two fathers, you figure it out!