After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"Aha--"

I yawned a lot, got up from the bed, opened the door and walked out in a daze, habitually looked up at the beams, and found that no one was hanging there this morning, so I yelled With a loud voice: "Dad——"

No one answered.

I:"……"

Is this early in the morning and where did you go to play again?Or did he go out to a well-intentioned passer-by after having suicidal inspiration?

Anyway, I didn't care too much. I was about to turn around and slowly walk back to the room to sleep, but I caught a glimpse of the envelope on the table.

What, a suicide note?I picked it up and looked around, it was still pink, huh?This...is very cute.

Opening the envelope, I first poured myself a glass of water and read it while drinking.

"Sakura sauce~ Are you flustered when you wake up in the morning and didn't see your dad? Don't worry, actually, your dad went out to buy you breakfast (if you haven't come back within 30 minutes, you may have committed suicide. Congratulations dad!)—— 7 : 30 Dazai stay."

I took a sip of water, um, it was a suicide note.I looked up at the time, it's already nine o'clock, am I going to start preparing for the party to celebrate?

of course not.This kind of waste of human, material and financial resources is better left to Mr. Kunikida who should be happier.

I was about to throw the letter paper on the table, but I didn't expect that there was another sheet stuck underneath, so I had no choice but to take another sip of water and pick up the second one to read.

This second letter is pink:

"Sakura-chan, wait for me at the dessert shop last time at ten o'clock today. I have already agreed with Rintaro that today you belong to the port Mafia and will supply the detective agency later. Remember, you must come on time. Use your original appearance and age, no imitation is allowed! Remember to wear a wig. ——Lovely Alice-chan."

what? !

There is another line at the bottom:

"Sakura-chan, Dad found this at the door after he went out, and I brought it back for you. If you go to the port of Mafia, Dad won't come back~"

what? !

I put down the envelope, and I didn't know whether to spray a mouthful of water or not.

It's already nine thirty--!

……

"Hello, customer, do you want to order now or later?"

"Order later, thank you."

I stroked the wig hanging down to my chest, and I had to feel that Mafia is really rich. Just this wig, when Alice gave it to me, I suspected that Mr. Mori got it from someone's head. , this touch, this color, that's it?That's it?I can't do it in my life-it's okay to pluck the hair from Dazai's father's head, after all, I'm only willing to give up on him.

I took a sip of ice water and looked out the window. It was ten minutes before ten o'clock sharp. As long as I got up quickly, time would not catch up with me.

However, I struggled with whether to use mimicry or not, and it took me some time. Finally, I consulted when I called the detective agency to ask for leave. I thought it would be better for girls to be older when they were out, so——I proposed to be 15 years old!

Not too big or too young is just right—well, in fact, it’s mainly because Dun answered the phone that his age was proposed. Of course, I also know that the phone director of the detective agency is unlikely to come to answer it!

"Ding dong", a message from Alice sauce came from my mobile phone, telling me to go to the door to meet my lovely princess.

I stood up, patted my skirt, went to the service counter to say hello, and then went to wait outside the store.

The summer heat made passers-by on the road blush and heartbeat, impatiently wanting to escape the touch of the sun.I was standing at the entrance of the dessert shop, blocked by the parasol on the signboard, and my body was secretly attached to the glass of the automatic door, absorbing the coldness from the air conditioner through the door.

"Give way, I'm sorry to make way—"

I looked at my watch, and looked across the street. How could Alice sauce not come over? I'm going to turn into a melting slime!

"Comrade thief in front, please stop, otherwise, I'm sorry to give way, or I will..."

I let it go, because the automatic door next to it opened, and two people rushed into the dessert shop one after the other.I pouted, and the automatic door retracted into the gap in the wall, but the cold air gushing out of the store made me squint my eyes comfortably.

"Hey, this gentleman, ah, and the policeman behind, please don't chase him in the shop, ah!"

"Excuse me, sorry, I will come more often. Please stop, the one in front!"

I touched my ears and yawned.

"Swipe", a figure flashed out of the store.

"Sakura sauce~"

Alice Sauce!Now everyone who can get me in the store is an angel!

I hurriedly took a step forward, ready to welcome Alice, and then went into the store to blow the air...

"what!"

"what!"

"click"

A man who was about to rush out of the store collided with me hard.

"Ah, sorry, I'm so sorry!"

"I……"

Before I could say the word "rely", I felt a hand being pulled, and I couldn't help running along with it.

Look down, isn't it, Mr. Police, why are the handcuffs you used to catch thieves on my wrists——!

"sorry--!!!"

……

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I really didn't know such an accident would happen..."

I waved my hand and said it didn't matter.I have been dragged and ran for three streets, and even ran out of the central downtown area, and now I am in the abandoned factory by the river, I just want to drink water! ! !

I dragged my tired body and started to walk back, followed by the little policeman who ran and lost his handcuffs and keys.I suddenly felt that my going out today was a big mistake, I should have slept in the cage until late!

"Crack", I turned my head and saw the little policeman forcefully handcuff the other handcuff onto my hand.

"In this way, this lady won't worry about me being irresponsible to you. Ah, let me introduce myself. My name is Hoshino Kazuhiko. I am a trainee police officer who just took office a month ago. My dream is to be a detective, Detective!"

I sighed, turned around and looked at the "serious and responsible" person behind me who reported my name and identity at will, ah, and the current trainee policeman and the person who will become a detective in the future—"Ah...really? What a great dream, you will definitely succeed, come on..."

"Really, you think so too. The seniors in the police station told me so. I will definitely work hard! Well, come on, I will definitely join the Armed Detective Agency."

My body, which was about to turn back, froze: "Huh? Where are you going in?"

"Armed Detective Agency!" Seeing my answer, he leaned over with all his brains, the stars in his eyes twinkling "Bling Bulling", "It's the Armed Detective Agency with the famous detective Edogawa Ranpo!"

"Edogawa Ranpo..."

"Yes yes yes, he is amazing. He has the supernormal ability of reasoning. He can find the murderer in one second and restore the entire murder scene. It's too powerful, too powerful!!!"

"Have you seen it with your own eyes?"

"This, this is not... I am a trainee policeman, I can only go to the streets to catch thieves and so on, how can I participate in such a big case. But, but, if I can meet him and watch his reasoning with my own eyes Once, even if I die, it is worth it!"

I squinted at the little policeman with his hands in prayer like a girl, brother dei, then you are going to be disappointed, I have the honor to solve the case with your idol, the process of solving the case is: take out your glasses—put on your glasses— Put down the glasses - go home with the case closed, that's all, you say what you can learn.I shook my head, confirming that this is a simple child who was deceived.

"Don't you believe it?" The people behind came closer again, and their breath became anxious, "Really, it's true! You'll know it once you see it with your own eyes. It's very reliable, and everyone in the Armed Detective Agency is very reliable. Spectrum!"

"Ah, yes, that's it." I took a step forward to avoid his hot breath on top of my head, thinking of my father who disappeared early in the morning, I deeply felt the falseness of this sentence.

"Hey, the one in front, who is it!"

The two of us turned around. Before I could react, the people around me became excited: "Officer Fujino! Why are you here?"

"Ah, it's Hoshino, you boy, shouldn't you go to inspect... ah-dating during working hours is not a good behavior. But don't worry, I will keep the secret for you."

"Huh? Uh, this, this is not, it is not..."

I sighed again, the word "girlfriend" is so difficult to say, it turned out to be such a simple boy.I'm afraid that the one I dream of every night is Mr. Ranpo Edogawa, a famous detective.

I took a step forward and was about to skip the explanation and ask the reliable-looking policeman in front of me if he had the key to the handcuffs. I didn't want to drag the little policeman to find Dazai's father to unlock it, because I always felt that the consequences would be disastrous.

"Well, may I ask..."

"Fujino, what are you doing! Hurry up and maintain the crime scene, Mr. Edogawa has arrived!"

"Here we come! Hoshino, go back quickly, don't let anyone find out."

"Jiang, Jiang Jiang Edo Chuan Chuan Chuan..."

"It's Edogawa Ranpo." I slapped the little policeman on the shoulder, and there was hope in my eyes. It doesn't matter to Mr. Ranpo. With him, I can probably walk sideways in the police station. Can't get a little key, hahaha.

The police officer called Fujino trotted to the scene of the crime by the riverside, and I grabbed the hand of the already sluggish person beside me and ran over there too.

By the river, a large number of policemen have surrounded the scene, and the fished-out corpses are lying in the middle, dripping wet. I can even see the water droplets on them turning into steam under the sun.

From a distance, I saw Mr. Ranpo with a lump of history on his head, and Lime walking down from the lawn beside Police Officer Jipu.My eyes are shining, and there is hope ahead.

"Sorry, idlers are not allowed to approach the scene of the crime."

"Hey?"

The little police officer and I were stopped on the outer floor like this?No, no, I immediately took a step forward and wanted to shout Mr. Ranpo at the top of my voice: "Ran-uh!"

Seeing that Mr. Luanbu was about to turn his head this way, the person behind me covered my mouth, put me in my arms and turned around.

It's all right, it's blocked.

"Shh - don't disturb Mr. Ranbu's case, how can ordinary people like us bother him, it's good to see him. Be good, didn't I say that I will be responsible for you?"

Brother, what you said is not quite right.

With my mouth covered, I could only exhale heavily through my nose to express my dissatisfaction.Still, it was all right that he held me in his arms and passively shielded me from the sun.

Just when I was so desperate that I wanted to take him directly to Dazai's father to unlock the lock, Mr. Ranpo's voice came from behind: "Hey, you, that one over there, come here."

I froze for a moment, raised my head, and saw the policeman beside me touching the person who was holding me: "Mr. Luanbu is calling you."

"Ah, ah?"

I turned around and repeated to him seriously: "Mr. Ranpo is calling you."

So, in public, the little policeman stood up stiffly, pulled me up stiffly, and walked towards the center of the crime scene step by step stiffly.

"You, turn the body over."

"Ah, ah?"

"Mr. Ranpo told you to turn the body over."

Under my voice prompt, the little policeman successfully received the message, put on the gloves handed over by someone beside him, bent down and turned the body over.

"Look, the spots on the back of the corpse are obviously not caused by drowning, but..."

Mr. Ranpo began to explain it to the police officer Minoura who was good at inquiring.The little policeman stood up and stood aside stiffly.

Hey, it's rare that Mr. Ranpo started to explain, but you are listening, your dream of becoming a famous detective!

I sighed, Mr. Luanbu was still talking, I quietly took a step over, and lightly tapped Mr. Luanbu with my finger.While Mr. Ranpo was talking, he took out a bag of small biscuits from his pocket and gave it to me. I broke off half of it and put it in my mouth. I felt it was too dry, so I directly stuffed the other half into the lump of Limuru on the hat.

The people around opened their mouths in surprise when they saw Mr. Ranpo's movements, but the little policeman was still sticking stiffly, so he didn't see it.

"Understood?"

"Well, I see, thank you very much Mr. Ranpo for your cooperation."

"Okay, if you want to thank you, bring a bottle of water and call me out on such a hot day."

Officer Jipu turned his head and gave the person beside him a wink, and the person trotted away.

"Hey, you, isn't it hot to stand upright like this?"

The little policeman turned his head and confirmed that Mr. Ranpo was talking to him, and his eyes widened: "Yes, yes, I, I am not hot."

The person who took the water quickly ran back and handed the water to Mr. Ranpo. Mr. Ranpo took it and handed it to me: "Ah, yes, it's up to you. Xiaoying, here it is."

I took the water, unscrewed the bottle cap and drank it. Except for God, probably only Mr. Ranpo can deduce what I have experienced in this summer.

I poured in half a bottle of water with a "gudong", shook the remaining half bottle, and handed it to the little policeman, who dragged me away, probably more tired than me.

The little policeman stared blankly at me, then at Mr. Luanbu, then at me, then at Mr. Luanpo, and then at me. I knew that the child was confused.

"Come on, Sakura, it's too hot."

I responded, stuffed the bottle into the arms of the little policeman, and was about to turn around and follow Mr. Luanbu back.

"Jingle--"

The handcuffs on my wrists sounded and grabbed me.

"Sakura?"

"Ah, this, this, Mr. Ranpo, please listen to my explanation, this, this is, it is that thief, that, that..."

No, brother, I still think about the thief, the most urgent thing is not to find someone to get the key first...

"What kind of thief—"

With a "plop", a person was bound by white silk and five flowers and thrown to the ground.

I took a closer look, eh?Isn't this the thief I was forced to chase three streets to the old factory by the riverside?

The little policeman was also stunned.Everyone looked on the lawn, and there was a man in a brown trench coat standing there.

"dad?"

Dazai's father stared at the handcuffs on the wrists of me and the little policeman for a while, then looked at the little policeman who was in a stunned state, and laughed dangerously: "Very well, what's your name?"