How to break the paper people's proposal at the same time

The owner of the pet shop sent Su Yan several pictures of cat litters: "Is it a male cat or a female cat? If it is a male cat, I recommend this blue one. If it is a female cat, this yellow and pink one are good. "

Su Yan circled one of them: "Well, my little cat is a little princess, the more pink and tender the better."

Shopkeeper: "Okay!"

"Do you need anything else?"

Su Yan thought for a while: "I don't need it for now."

After all, it is not a real cat, can it still eat cat food?

Su Yan transferred the money directly to the owner on WeChat, and sent the address of the apartment: "There will be people after six o'clock in the evening."

Shopkeeper: "Okay."

"Holy shit, where did the handsome guy come from? Such long hair... awesome!"

Lin Yue suddenly made a sound.

Su Yan heard the keyword "long hair", subconsciously raised his head, and saw Tricky God standing at the door of the elevator, holding a food box in his hand, looking at him quietly.

The two looked at each other, but he still had no expression on his face, but raised his hand to say hello.

Su Yan got up immediately.

Lin Yue was taken aback: "You know him?"

Su Yan: "Yes."

He walked out quickly: "Why are you here?"

Sly God: "It's a bit late today, I didn't have time to make lunch for you, so I brought some biscuits over. I baked them." The food box in Sly God's hand was handed over to Su Yan.

His beautiful smoky gray eyes glanced into the office, and slightly nodded at Lin Yue as a greeting.

Su Yan raised his eyebrows.

Cookies?

Will the ghostly god still bake this?

...It's really against his identity.

Tricky God added: "The portion is very large, you can't finish it, so you can share it with other things."

Su Yan: "...Oh."

For some reason, Su Yan suddenly remembered that Shen Su chose all kinds of manipulations to let people all over the world know their identities.

If these little biscuits were given to Shi, Shi would definitely ask where they came from.

Su Yan raised his eyes and looked at the ghostly god.

"I am leaving."

As the treacherous god said, his body bent down slightly, and he paused for a moment, seeing that Su Yan didn't hide, he kissed Su Yan's forehead.Only a superficial touch is enough to prove that the relationship between the two is close.

His eyes were gentle: "See you at night."

After the treacherous god left, Su Yan returned to his seat.

Lin Yue winked at Su Yan: "Hey, this is the boyfriend you mentioned earlier?"

Su Yan: "Yes."

He looked at the biscuit in front of him and ate one. The cranberry cookie was crispy and tasted very good.

Su Yan: "Giving you points?"

"Your boyfriend gave it to you, isn't it good?"

"It's okay, I can't finish eating."

"Then I'm welcome!"

The fact that Su Yan's boyfriend came to the company to deliver desserts to Su Yan spread quickly throughout the department as Su Yan shared the biscuits with Shi Shi and chatted casually.

"I just saw it before. His boyfriend is super handsome! The handsome guy will be with the handsome guy. By the way, the one who chased Suyan before has no chance now."

"That's for sure."

"The biscuits made are also very delicious! And this kind of small details-is it too poignant?"

"I'm so envious..."

When Su Yan got off work, he thought to himself, if you know that he can become a big cat, you will definitely be more envious.

Say goodbye to gossip, Su Yan goes home.

As soon as the door was pushed open, there was a warm light in the room—the broken lamp in the living room had been repaired.

When Su Yan changed his shoes, he saw the strange god in the room, and the feeling of "someone is waiting for him" became stronger, which made people feel warm.

You don't have to be alone anymore.

Great.

Do not……

Some things are not in the past, they can be treated as if they didn't happen.

Su Yan snorted coldly in his heart.

In the evening, Su Yan found a TV show to watch after eating the meal made by the god of ghosts. From time to time, the doorbell rang, and Su Yan got up immediately, and the cat nest followed: "Thank you."

Su Yan turned around: "Dangdang, look what gift I bought for you!"

The ghostly god stood in the living room watching him.

Suyan took out the pink Bling Bling's cat litter, found a place to put it, and nodded with satisfaction: "Look, I bought you a luxurious cat litter. Aren't you a cat? Of course you have to sleep in the cat litter."

Creepy God: "... cats generally don't sleep in cat litters, they always sleep on the bed with their owners."

Su Yan said in a positive tone: "A cat is different from a cat. Other cats don't know it, but you are so smart, you must know that this is bought for you. You can sleep."

Creepy God: "..."

He was silent for a while, and said "um".

Su Yan is so well-behaved, but Su Yan feels like he is bullying an honest person.

But when he thought about the fact that in that false world before, he was messed around by a few paper people, thinking that he was cheating, but it turned out that the people were the same thing at all, so he felt angry.

What honest man?

Obviously scheming!

Can't forgive so easily!

In order to show his sincerity, Su Yan moved the cat's nest to the bedroom: "Just here."

After the two of them took a bath, Sly God turned into a big cat, and squatted in the bedroom a little bit aggrieved. He tentatively raised a cat's paw, and only a small plum blossom directly occupied the entire cat's nest.

The deceitful god looks at Su Yan.

Su Yan: "..."

Of course Su Yan knew that big cats couldn't fit in the entire cat litter.

He can't buy such a big nest for the ghostly god, let alone put it.

Su Yan said slowly: "Aren't you a god? Didn't you boast before that you can become anything, but now you don't even have the ability to simply change in size? Isn't it a bit too naive?" gone."

Deceitful God: "...This is my body."

Su Yan looked at the strange god and said nothing.

After a while, he was stunned to see a little helpless look on the opponent's cat face.

The treacherous god said softly, "I've changed."

As if splitting, Wei Shen suddenly changed from a huge big cat to five pure black kittens of the same size but acceptable size.

These five cats look exactly the same, but the details are slightly different. From the faces of each cat, their personalities can be vaguely seen.

Su Yan: "?"

what?

Ah this.

what's the situation? ? ?

Su Yan's eyes widened a little.

I always feel...as if I saw...a few of them are the same.

Among them, the one that looked the most calm had already walked towards the cat nest silently.With his current size, he was still bigger than the cat's nest, but he turned his head to look at Su Yan, and still crawled in slowly. It's a pity that his head went into the cat's nest, but his butt was outside.The little black cat seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, and changed its posture again. As a result, its buttocks went in this time, but its head was still outside.

The other four did not go to the cat's nest.

The first one came up and sniffed Su Yan, and suddenly said: "There is no other human smell." He snorted softly, "It seems that Yan Yan hasn't been stealing people outside behind my back all this time. ,good."

???

Damn, are you a dog? ? ?

Still smelling on him? ? ?

The other rubbed against Su Yan's cheek: "Senior, long time no see, do you miss me? I miss you so much. For so long before, I have been thinking about Senior every day..."

There is another one that is more cold, squatting not far away: "Long time no see."

And the last little kitten, already silent, squatted on Su Yan's belly, stepping on the milk through a layer of quilt, squinting his eyes, looking like he was enjoying it.

Su Yan: "..."

Su Yan was suddenly surrounded by four small groups, and what they said...

Depend on.

I thought it was all fit together, but it will be just a big cat in the future, but I didn't expect it to split? ? ?What kind of coquettish operation is this!

Su Yan couldn't tell what he was feeling for a while.

But my heart was sore, and I felt a little nostalgic.

A normal cat weighs about ten catties, which is already very heavy. If you do parkour from the body, it will be a disaster level, let alone the cat that is on him now is not a normal cat.

——Each kitten is as big as a lion cub, and weighs 25 kilograms by visual inspection. Pressing on Su Yan's body, Su Yan feels like he can't breathe.

For a moment, Su Yan didn't know if he bought this cat litter, whether he was torturing the ghost god or himself.

"You...it's not the same as being smaller."

Su Yan complained.

The one who was barely lying on the cat's bed should be Qiu Bian.

He explained: "This is the ontology, and the ontology is different."

Su Yan: "...Trash!"

After playing with a few kittens for a while, Su Yan wanted to sleep.

But when Yan Guxing was pushed away, Shen Suze rushed over, pushed away Shen Suze, as well as Zhu Peck and Wu Xingwen, all in all, there was no peace in him.

In the end, there was nothing to do, so Su Yan could only get up, and said to the big cat who was lying in the cat's litter and even wagging its tail: "Become a human, hurry up!"

After a while, Su Yan stood beside the bed with an indifferent expression on his face.

The ghostly god took the vacuum cleaner, changed the suction head, and started to suck it back and forth at the black cat fur on the bed.After a while, the cat hair was finally cleaned up.

The ghostly god finished cleaning the vacuum cleaner and looked at Su Yan.

Su Yan: "Okay, go to bed."

At night, the ghostly god embraced Su Yan and kissed Su Yan tenderly.

The warm breath sprayed on the corner of the lips, softly pecking and kissing again and again.

Su Yan was silent for a while, and kissed back slowly.

Although Su Yan felt a lot of dissatisfaction with the Sly God in his heart, he had to admit that in the previous world, he had invested his emotions in the five paper figures.

Su Yan now knows that the deceitful gods are the five of them, so he no longer hurts each other unscrupulously, and even when he is angry, he seems to be making a fuss.

What a deceitful god.

He must have known that he couldn't be cruel, so he did it on purpose, right?

Su Yan became angry again, reached out and punched the ghost.

The treacherous god shook the hand of the bedside.Su Yan thought that Su Yan didn't want him to hit him again, but he didn't expect that his hands suddenly felt hot and warm—the effect of force is mutual, and Su Yan's strength in beating Su Yan just now was not light. There was also a little pain on the bed, but now I feel nothing at all.

Huh?

He glanced in surprise.

The deceitful god said in a low voice: "In the future, you can fight as you want. I am not afraid of pain, but I am afraid of your pain."

Su Yan: "..."

It doesn't have to be said suddenly.

Su Yan's ears turned red, and he said in a muffled voice, "You did it on purpose."

"Yeah." Tricky God confessed to this, "I did it on purpose." He said, "I don't know how to get emotions, and I'm afraid of failure. Human life is so short, if I fail this time... I can never be with you again, that's why I intentionally split my personality. If you like Zhu Peck, then I will always be Zhu Peck, if you like Wu Xingwen, I will always be Wu Xingwen...Fortunately."

He pursed his lower lip, did not continue to speak, but kissed Su Yan again.

Su Yan added for him.

——Fortunately, I didn't expect Suyan to be so beautiful, and everyone fell in love with it.

Su Yan was depressed.

It's really that those five paper figures are so nice that he didn't hold back at that time?

"Stop kissing, go to bed!" Su Yan said fiercely.

the next morning.

The treacherous god made breakfast, entered the room and called Su Yan, saw the latter was getting dressed, and suddenly asked: "I was bored at home yesterday, can I go to work with you today?"

Su Yan looked suspiciously: "You are not an employee of Boguan, why do you go to work with me?"

The ghostly god was silent for a while.

He proposed slowly, "I can become your clothes."

Su Yan: "...It's really you."