Rebirth Planter

Murong Yan used to think that once he and Qiao Ye had a child, the two of them would become closer and sweeter. As a result, Qiao Ye's temper rose sharply when she was pregnant with the baby, and she reacted strongly during pregnancy. Not only did she suffer, but she also suffered Murong Yan.

Murong Yan can only comfort himself from the bottom of his heart, the reaction of this pregnancy varies from person to person, when the baby is born, his Jojo will recover, even if he has a little temper... that is sweet sadness, isn't it?

result……

In the end, when the two little guys came out, Murong Yan realized that his tragic life had just begun.

The two little guys are both boys, healthy and lively, with a bigger temper than their father, crying loudly at every turn, and they have to sleep next to Qiao Ye every night.

That's all.It's not that Murong Yan has never heard of it. Ordinary people's children are watched and slept by their parents or two fathers or two mothers when they were very young. Even though Murong Yan has a strong possessive desire for Qiao Ye, he also It's not that such a small child can't be tolerated at all.

However, when Qiao Ye recovered and the couple planned to have some kind of "in-depth communication", before the two of them got better, they would be quarreled by two noisy babies time and time again.

Murong Yan and Qiao Ye once discussed the issue of twins' telepathy, but after the two babies were born, the two separated the babies childishly, one person pinched a baby, or made him laugh, while the other watched. How would the other baby react, and it all turned out to be completely unresponsive!

Only when one of them makes a baby cry, the other baby will cry more sadly, more sadly, and more earth-shattering than that one!

This particularly distressing "telepathy" is even more pronounced when the two babies are in the same room.

Because the two babies will cry together to make people extremely desperate.

It made Qiao Ye, who had just become a bit more sexual, immediately lay on his back on the bed, covered the quilt with one hand in despair, and waved the other hand wildly outside the quilt, saying: "When I have them, I will eat them together." After ten months of suffering, now it's your turn, after they have passed ten months, I will take them to play again!"

Then throw them to the almighty robot!

Murong Yan: "..." At this moment, he is actually more concerned about the harmony and disharmony of their husband and wife's bed life, and what to do with the little Ayan who is raising his head now.

"Wow wow wow!"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

But it was obvious that not only Qiao Ye didn't care about the two important and serious issues he cared about, but also their two babies didn't care at all.

So Murong Yan could only get off the bed with a livid face after drinking a glass of ice water, holding a baby in one hand to tease.

Murong Yan tried to hand over the two babies to other people to watch, but unfortunately the babies were already spoiled, as soon as they opened their eyes and couldn't see the two familiar people, they immediately started crying, Murong Yan felt distressed And helpless, there was Qiao Ye, who was holding back, by her side, and the babies were carried back again without passing the whole night.

Murong Yan hated this so much that he grinned his teeth, except to secretly write a black account to the two little guys, and teach them back in the future, but at this moment, there is nothing he can do - who made these two babies be his and Qiao Ye's babies?And the young one didn't understand his lesson at all?

Things couldn't be done at night, so Murong Yan had no choice but to make up his mind until the day, and it had to be when both of them were free - after all, he was managing the empire, and Qiao Ye was managing the fiefdom and the Wooden League, neither of them The idlers, and because of this, even if the two little guys made a fuss at night, because they couldn't stay with the baby all day during the day, they could only grit their teeth and endure it.

However, when the two of them were idle during the day, Murong Yan was interested, and Qiao Ye was also itchy. When the two were about to roll together, they heard the two little guys outside the residence crying together again, even crying Sadder than at night.

Qiao Ye and Murong Yan felt despair at the same time.

The two of them thought in unanimous agreement that they would never be able to have children again, what a fucking pain!

However, despair is despair, but the two listened to the loud cries of the babies outside, still afraid that the babies would cry out their voices, so they immediately packed their clothes and ran out to comfort the babies.

Jin Di, who was in charge of taking care of the babies temporarily, was a little embarrassed, but before he could explain, he saw Qiao Ye's expression that this situation was actually normal, and he calmed down.

It's just that he couldn't calm down for a long time when he heard an explosive news.

Murong Yan seemed to be casually saying: "Let's get married and be so happy, maybe the two babies won't be so noisy."

Then his childhood sweetheart, Qiao Ye, patted the child in his arms, and said with a sneer, "Married? No, sex, marriage, marriage?"

Murong Yan: "..."

Babies: "Whoa whoa!"

Jindy: "!!!"

Jojo, you are so stupid!Even if it's probably true, Qiao Qiao, you can't say it in front of him, can you?Aren't you afraid of being put on small shoes in the future?

But, Jin Di thought that he and Qiao Qiao had been friends for so many years after all, and now that society is developing so fast, even if they have a baby between them, it doesn't mean that Qiao Qiao should be bound by a sexless marriage.

So he implicitly glanced at the bottom/half/body of His Majesty the Crown Prince and now His Majesty the Emperor, completely ignoring the blackness emanating from His Majesty the Emperor, and immediately said: "Qiao Qiao is right, sexless marriages cannot Knot."

Then Jin Di turned to His Majesty the emperor on the eve of his fury, and said nervously and seriously, "Your Majesty, although your infatuation with Qiao Qiao is well known, and the two babies were born by 'coincidentally', but according to According to imperial law, asexuality is one of the statutory grounds for divorce. Your Majesty, please don't waste unnecessary effort. Otherwise, I don't guarantee that this matter will be rumored, and I don't guarantee whether it will be with you in the imperial court. See you."

Well, as a product of the marriage between the two countries, Jin Di is actually very confident.

Murong Yan: "...Where's the man-eating flower?"

Qiao Ye seemed to realize that she had said something not very good, and it was rare to start to curry favor with Murong Yan at this moment, and with a wave of her hand, the piranha in the garden came back.

Murong Yan looked at the piranha, and said in a gloomy tone, "Open your mouth!"

The piranha turned the flower towards its owner in a very humane way. Seeing the owner nodding, the piranha opened its petals. After the two of them flowered together, they watched Murong Yan throw the two babies into it together. In the flower/bud of piranha!He even closed the petals of the piranha himself!

Jin Di: "..." Could it be that the bamboo horse and His Majesty were together a farce from the beginning to the end?These two dolls were only made to cover up the scandal that His Majesty the Emperor actually "can't"?In other words, these two dolls have nothing to do with His Majesty the Emperor, that's why they threw the dolls to the piranha so neatly?

Qiao Ye: "..." He seemed to have accidentally made a small mistake, and now he retorts, is there still time?

Apparently it was too late.

Murong Yan threw the two babies into the man-eating flower, then observed carefully for a while, and found that the babies really stopped crying, so he immediately turned his attention to Qiao Ye.

Qiao Ye: "...Actually, I understand that asexual marriage is just because you have two babies, not your ability."

Murong Yan looked at him with deeper eyes.

And Jin Di immediately shouted: "That's not okay! How can this kind of marriage be married? Divorce, must be divorced! Oh, no, break up, separate, separate the baby!"

Murong Yan glared at Jin Di, and carried Qiao Ye back to the bedroom.

He had to do his best to let Qiao Ye know whether he could do it or not!

As for the babies... just leave them to those alien plant nurses.

When it becomes fun and well-behaved, get it back.

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So the two babies were directly thrown out by Murong Yan for a year.

The first time the two called "Dad", they both addressed the piranha nanny who had made great contributions.

When Qiao Ye saw this scene in the surveillance video, her eyes turned red with anger.

So Murong Yan carefully arranged the grand wedding for more than half a year, but it was shelved indefinitely.

Murong Yan could only spend more time with Qiao Ye on the two babies. Of course, at night, the piranha nanny continued to look after the two babies.

Fortunately, the two babies quickly fell in love with these two familiar yet unfamiliar "new" fathers. Murong Yan didn't dare to mention that he would throw the babies to the piranhas. In fact, Qiao Ye also had a great contribution. He could bow his head bitterly and flatter him again, hoping that after the next successful marriage proposal, his Qiao Qiao would not suddenly change his mind.

Just for this, Murong Yan waited for more than two years. When the two babies were over three years old, able to run and jump, and so cute that people could completely forget their past crying and domineering, he and Qiao Ye The wedding was finally held.

The big baby and the little baby made flower girls for the two fathers together.

The big eyes of the big baby and the little baby, two identical little faces, also wearing white dresses, but one is serious and the other is delicate, which made the original camera shots of Murong Yan and Qiao Ye much less in an instant.

Jin Di, the godfather of the babies, was even more proud. He also drank a lot of wine during the banquet, and his head was a little dizzy.

When Qiao Ye sent the babies to Jindi's table when the babies were no longer needed, Jindi laughed immediately.

Then he heard the little baby's eyes wide open, with dimples on his face, as if he had discovered some big secret, and whispered in his ear: "Godfather, I heard them say that the wedding is Someone else's baby should be the flower girl, why is my brother and I the flower girl in the wedding of the big daddy and the little daddy?"

Jin Di was getting more drunk at the moment. Seeing that the big baby and the little baby were standing on the chairs, listening to him with their ears, when he was happy, he opened his tongue and uttered a big secret that had been hidden for three years: "Because, You big daddy is not good, it took three years to get your little daddy done! I don’t know what method is used. You must love your little daddy, he is very, very pitiful! Shhh, this is a secret, I can’t tell Others!"

The big baby nodded seriously immediately.

The little baby also nodded obediently. The two babies looked at each other and immediately kept this matter as the biggest secret. They only told their cannibal mother, Uncle Qiantui Lan...

After Jin Di sobered up, she was anxious that she had slipped her tongue, but when she saw that the two babies were better-behaved than the other, Qiao Ye and Murong Yan looked completely fine, so she felt relieved.

It's just that he was at ease seven years earlier.

Seven years later, the babies are ten years old. They have read a lot of books and know a lot of characters. The serious big baby is still as serious as when they were young, and the cute little baby is still acting like a baby with two dimples hanging on them. But on the wedding anniversary of their two fathers, both the older and younger babies were extraordinarily serious.

They held the Encyclopedia of Imperial Law and the Enlightenment of Sexual Knowledge for Teenagers that they had read together in the dictionary, and when the two fathers were sweetly rafting in the middle of the lake, they rushed over abruptly.

The eldest father quickly gathered the clothes of the younger father, and said very unhappy: "Didn't I tell you that today is the wedding anniversary of the fathers, and it is a very important day, so you are not allowed to disturb it?"

The little dad blushed a little, looked at them and smiled, but didn't speak.

The eldest baby was not frightened by the eldest father, and threw the law book in his hand to the ground, and said seriously: "Eldest father, little father, don't pretend, my brother and I know about it."

The little baby also accepted the extraordinarily bright smiling face on weekdays, and said with a sad face: "That's right, dads, don't pretend, just get a divorce when it's time to divorce. My brother and I have grown up, and we won't become a single-parent family because of your divorce." The child will start the rebellious stage early, or become a bad boy, and the future view of marriage and love will be misled to the end. Big daddy and little daddy, you have worked so hard for my brother and me to pretend to be loving for so long!"

The little baby bowed deeply to the two fathers.

The same is true for the eldest baby. When he got up and saw the astonishment of the two fathers, he sighed heavily, put his hands behind his back, and then looked at the elder father with a face of accusation and said: "Eldest father, my brother and I are both concerned about the things you can't do." Understood. You, don’t delay the baby daddy any longer! According to the book, sexless marriage is very hard, and sexless marriage is one of the legal grounds for breaking the engagement. If the big dad still refuses to break the engagement with the little dad within a month, you can still The little daddy pursues the freedom of sexual marriage and love, then my brother and I will go to the imperial court to fight for the happy life of the little daddy!"

The little baby also clenched his fists and said loudly, "Don't be afraid, little dad! Even if my brother and I can't share it with you, our hearts are all on my little dad's side! Divorce, divorce, divorce!"

Qiao Ye buried her head in Murong Yan's arms, covered her stomach and laughed unkindly.His two sons are so funny!

He loves two babies so much!

Qiao Ye was happy, but Murong Yan gritted his teeth with hatred, rowed the boat to the shore, and performed a "deep kiss" in front of the two babies. Just holding a baby in one hand, I took them to find out a bunch of big books in advance, to popularize science for the two of them about what is "OK" and "No", and the consequences of challenging the authority of him as a patriarch.

As for Jin Di, Murong Yan snorted coldly, he could guess with his toes who told his two babies about this.

So before Jin Di and Cen Muyuan's wedding, Murong Yan specially prepared a "big gift" for Jin Di.

After Qiao Ye inquired, she felt that this matter was very inappropriate.After all, Jin Di is his good friend anyway, if Jin Di knows that Murong Yan has prepared for him a newly researched septuplet fertility drug in the laboratory without any side effects, but he has nothing to do with it. If there is no action, Qiao Ye thought, every minute is the rhythm of breaking up the relationship!

So Qiao Ye kindly changed the potion for his friend.

One year later.

In the two-person world of Jin Di and Cen Muyuan, six babies suddenly appeared, and the whole life suddenly became bad!

Two babies lying outside the window and not daring to go in.

Little baby: "The godfather is so pitiful! Brother, tell me, when we grow up, will the big daddy treat us like this? The little daddy doesn't want to have any more children, but the big daddy likes children, will he not?" Will the two of us have a bunch of kids?"

Big Baby: "...This is a question worth thinking about."

So the big baby thought about this question worthy of consideration for a full 15 years. When the little baby got married before him, he directly put the ten-tuplet birth potion into the congratulatory drink.

Then half a year after the wedding, the eldest baby saw that the little baby had to hold out his big belly. Accompanied by his partner, he went to the hospital to move all ten babies who were only three months old from their stomachs to a nutrition box.

Well, even if he had to pay a huge credit point fine to the Imperial Court for this, he admitted it.

On the serious face of the big baby, there was finally an amazing smile.

The nurse onlookers said, "Ah! Your Majesty, I want to give birth to monkeys for you, ten of them!"

A beautiful girl visiting her family: "I can have twenty children!"

A weak and handsome guy who is ill: "Hello, Your Highness, I work in a laboratory and have just independently developed an experimental drug with thirty cells per cell. I wonder if Your Highness would like to give me this opportunity to work for the empire together, to experiment What is the specific effect of this potion?"

Big baby: "..."

(End of the article)