The oath of rebirth in the last days does not form a team

Chrysanthemum residues, wounds all over the ground.

Strange...

The truth of the matter is that Lin Deng pushed Geng Mo away, and said solemnly, "Now is the crackdown period, you can't write below the neck."

Geng Mo bit his lip, tears rolled in his eyes immediately, he asked pitifully, "Then when will it be over?"

Linden looked up at the sky at a sad 45-degree angle, "I don't know."

Geng Mo covered his face, "Deng Deng, your character design has collapsed."

Linden put away his sadness immediately, and looked down at him with a cold face, "How about this?"

Geng Mo blinked, "You'd better collapse~"

Linden: "..."

Geng Mo thought and thought, "When will I be able to do things with Dengdeng that cannot be described below the neck? I really want to do things with Dengdeng that cannot be described below the neck. Go die, die, die, I've been waiting for a long, long time for today, how could it just be over."

Lin Deng raised his forehead, "You collapsed too badly."

Geng Mo raised his lips and smiled evilly, "Then what?"

"So this is who you really are, you devil in sheep's clothing!" Linden growled, pointing at him with shaking fingers.

"No way~" Geng Mo lowered his head, his shoulders twitched, as if crying bitterly.

"Still pretending?" Linden stammered excitedly.

Geng Mo immediately raised his head and touched his shoulders, "I'm not pretending, I'm just shivering from the cold."

Lin Deng felt a pain in his heart, and immediately hugged Geng Mobao, screaming baby.

Geng Mo took the opportunity to binge eat tofu.

"Is the tofu delicious?"

"Delicious." Geng Mo continued to hug and hug, kiss and nibble in his arms, very busy.

Lin Deng hooked the corners of his mouth sinisterly, and reached out to stroke Geng Mo's hair, "Brother will teach you a truth today."

"What's the reason?" Geng Mo raised his head sneakily, with suspicious water stains on the corners of his rosy lips.

"There is no free tofu in the world." Lin Deng raised his eyebrows, pulling and pushing with both hands, and pushed Geng Mo down.

"You bullied me." Geng Mo pouted his lips, his eyes full of grievances.

"Who told you to pretend to be a little sheep."

Geng Mo blinked his eyes, opened his lips and sang, "I am the invincible super cute little sheep in the universe, I am very good, I am very obedient, and I can... umm."

The rest of the lyrics were blocked back into the throat by Lin Deng.

Linden smiled grimly and propped up his body, completely turning into a wolf, "Okay, if you want to be a little sheep, I'll let you be enough tonight."

"!" Geng Mo screamed.

It's still a western sheep, which is full of foreign style!Linden sneered in his heart, tonight, let him, a wolf from the east, gallop freely in the western "sheep pasture"!

Sila——Geng Mo scrapped a piece of clothing.

"Ya Butterfly!" Geng Mo screamed again.

Lin Deng was stunned, and said Nima was of mixed race, it would be even better!

So Linden became even more excited, roared at the moon wolf, and jumped on it.

He didn't know that tragedies often happened inadvertently.

Geng Mo took out a bottle of blue reagent, aimed at Lin Deng's face and sprayed wildly.

Lin Deng covered his face and fell back dejectedly. When he touched the soft quilt, he was already 'dying to breathe'. He looked at Geng Mo and asked intermittently, "Is this the legendary killing of wolves invisibly?" pepper spray?"

Geng Mo raised his head and said with a sad face, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, cough, I seem to be dying, cough cough." Lin Deng coughed out—a hot sweat all over his body, he couldn't bear it, he took off his clothes, it's too hot, shit, I want to die One dies.

Geng Mo grabbed his hand, "No!"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to die, let me die." Linden kept rolling back and forth on the quilt, really mad with heat.

"It's okay if you want to die, let me detoxify you first." Geng Mo said sincerely.

Linden burst into tears, "You are such a good person."

"is it okay?"

"kindness."

Then, as soon as the lights were turned off, nothing was said.

(Reader: Is it really good to pull the lantern? == It’s also a New Year’s Eve gift after all, let’s do it for real, shall we?

Author: Wait a minute, hey, turn on the light! )

Linden: I'm going to Nima, it hurts so much.

Geng Mo: Good boy, it will be ready soon.

Poke, poke, poke, poke.

Lyndon (staring): How much longer.

Some fine sweat broke out on Geng Mo's forehead: Well, wait a little longer.

Linden (rolling his eyes): ...OK... that's it... let's go.

Geng Mo (forbearance): It doesn't seem to work, why don't you hurry up?

poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke~

Linden (head tilted): Brother is gone, you have to take good care of yourself.

Geng Mo tilted his head and smiled: Hey, your eyebrows twitched in the first 0.00000001 seconds.

Linden (comes back to life, spitting blood): Sooner or later... (beeps and rolls eyes again)

Geng Mo gently leaned against his chest and rubbed: There is still a heartbeat, and there is still hope.

So, more hard poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking poking ~

Lyndon came alive again.

Geng Mo's eyes lit up: The first aid method I invented really works!

Linden inhaled and exhaled, exhaled and inhaled, inhaled and exhaled, and finally, he yelled to the sky, "Let me die!"

Geng Mo bent his lips and smiled: It seems that he is still very energetic~

Thus, Linden failed miserably.

The chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of injuries, your smile has turned yellow...

The next morning, Linden woke up. When he saw the dazzling red plum on the bed sheet, Linden became angry. Linden couldn't calm down anymore. Linden was about to explode!

At this moment, a jade-white hand came over and touched Lin Deng's hair, and said softly and coquettishly, "I will be yours from now on~"

"No." Linden rejected his proposal with a cold face.

"But this is already a fact." Geng Mo's dark eyes looked at the camera on the bedside of the author, and he emphasized again, "Hey, zoom in a little bit more, yes, it's here, look at the camera on the bed sheet. A bright red flower, this is ironclad evidence, ironclad evidence, you say, what if my wife refuses to admit it?"

All the audience replied with a determined face, "123 Romance Pure Love Finds Cheats."

"What's the secret?" Geng Mo stroked Lin Deng's hair, whose face was covered with frost, again.

Audience: Then don’t do it, don’t stop——

Audience 1: Push him down.

Audience 2: Throw him down.

Audience 3: Put him down.

Audience 4: Overwhelm him.

Geng Mo looked at Linden, then at the camera, and asked innocently, "Is there a difference?"

All (nodding wildly): Yes, the first word is the biggest difference.

Geng Mo looked again at Lin Deng, who was grinning grinningly and had a bad stomach, who was not at all a good person, and asked hesitantly: Then, what should I do if my wife fights back.

Crowd 1: cry

Crowd 2: Er Nao

Crowd 3: Three hanged themselves

Geng Mo: ...

Lin Deng finally showed a satisfied smile, turned his head and said to Geng Mo, "Don't worry, I will definitely not stop you when I fall down, and whoever stops you, I will shoot her/him/it to death with a brick!"