May you be happy and prosperous

Question: What is the scariest and least desirable creature in the world?

Answer: Boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, husband's ex-wife.

Additional conditions: If the two parties were first love at the time, the severity will be increased ten times; if there is still a child between the two parties, then congratulations, you have successfully activated the hell mode.

So even though Sharjaya has repeatedly assured that he and Chaoyun have been separated for 500 years, this does not mean that Lu Twelve really doesn't care about the existence of Chaoyun as a creature.

In fact, after knowing that Zhao Yun was Sha Gaya's lover, he was in a bad state for a long time——

When he realized that his boyfriend's ex-lover was an awakened Phantom Beast with a fan base in a tall place, and he was just a poor guy who could help Phantom Beast as a scrubber, Lu Twelve discovered that his life was full of unbelievable things. accident.

"why?"

"I eat a lot of meat, and occasionally I want to be vegetarian."

Above, in Shajiaye's serious answer, Chinese cabbage Lu Twelve retreated calmly.

He even colluded with his comrade-in-arms JAY behind Sharjaya's back, and used coercion and lure to persecute Lord Sabak, and successfully pulled out some useful information from his mouth: For example, Zhao Yun is indeed Sharjaya's former lover Because at that time Chaoyun was the most famous beauty in the whole city of Vatlun. Apart from the protégé general who was famous for her bravery, Chaoyun could almost be regarded as the most famous woman in Vatlun, moreover, she was famous for her beauty.

Such a woman naturally became the lover of the most honorable man in the entire capital.

The two men are talented and beautiful, and they are very good-looking when they go in and out together——

Although the fact that the beauty had a home made all the males beat their chests, but because the other party was Sarjayah, they had to be convinced and compromised to withdraw; although, the biggest diamond king in the whole of Watlun had a lover. It made all the females vomit blood and spurt their livers. Apart from all kinds of meanness, Chaoyun's poor taste, lack of manners, and love of vanity, they turned around and looked in the mirror. They also had to admit: Chaoyun is prettier than them Charming, more feminine than them.

Chaoyun and Sarjaya together are popular among the public.

...Oh, yes, because they grew up together, they were each other's first love.

Fortunately, a kitten was not able to be born and called Dad behind Sha Gaya.

Therefore, Shakya, who only had Chaoyun as a lover from the beginning to the end, was labeled as "dedicated" again, and it is always good if he can't get it, so after having Zhaoyun as his lover, he fell in love with Shakya secretly. There are actually more people than before.

When the two broke up back then, no one thought that one of them was serious about breaking up, and they all thought they were just flirting with each other—until someone saw Chaoyun crying from Shakya's bedroom one day. Running out with disheveled clothes, the guard looked blankly and cautiously into the bedroom through the crack of the door, only to see His Majesty Sarjaya sitting neatly behind the only desk in the bedroom, scribbling vigorously. Review documents.

The guards looked at each other.

The next day, the earth-shattering news that the model lovers of Wattland had broken up came out from the royal capital, so all the people on the planet who had a clear gender and sexual orientation were excited, and when they were all gearing up to take over, they were on the second day. I saw the response of the heroine and heroine of the scandal in the newspaper of the day——

Chaoyun, who was blocked by reporters at the nail salon, smiled slightly, and said to the reporter in a cheerful tone: "We haven't broken up, where did you hear such terrible things?"

As for Shakya, his response was that he didn't respond - because with his small status as a newspaper reporter, he was not qualified to see even one side of the man who was already busy enough.

Later, because the war with the earth broke out again, people's attention was diverted. What happened to Shakya and Chaoyun in the end, no one knew except themselves.

Above, this is the information that Lu Shier took out from Uncle Shabak—and JAY still didn't forget to make a stab at his poor teammate's restless heart: "That's right, last year's best pick In the beautiful medieval beauty contest, Chaoyun overwhelmed humans and became the current champion... Don't men just love her cute pouting appearance?"

Lu Twelve frowned and said, "Where is it cute?"

JAY said without hesitation: "Face."

Lu Twelve: "..."

Lu Twelve looked at his teammate expressionlessly, and the latter gave him a natural expression: "No way, men are all this piss, it's okay to talk about inner beauty, but first you have to make me patient Sit down and talk to you about inner beauty and outer beauty."

Lu Twelve: "..."

And this moment.

Looking at the beautiful woman in a high-chased cheongsam, with black hair like waterfalls and rouge lips, hanging on the waist of her "boyfriend", rubbing her thick fur with her slender legs ambiguously, Lu Twelve Take a deep breath.

Suppressing the anger that was about to burst from his scalp, he had to admit that what JAY said was right, whatever absurd things a beauty did would not appear so absurd, that was called "showing cuteness".

Lu Twelve: "..."

Lu Twelve silently looked at Shajiaye who was not far away and stopped all movements stiffly. A feeling of helplessness flashed through the pair of golden animal pupils. After a while, its movements were still gentle. He shook the fur on his body vigorously, as if he was trying to shake off the awakened phantom beast hanging on his body.

But Chaoyun pouted, like a snake, entangled a little closer.

The bifurcation of the cheongsam was due to her moving upwards, revealing her white thighs, and she could almost see her panties.

She raised her head as if she wanted to kiss Sha Gaya's mouth. The latter raised her neck slightly and looked impatient to avoid it. Her big paws were lifted up and pressed against the oval face, and pressed down.

Lu Twelve: "..."

Although he knew that Shakya was avoiding her kiss, it still looked... like flirting.

Beauty and the Beast or something.

The red lips of Zhao Yun who was rejected pouted even higher, and Lu Twelve remembered JAY's so-called "pout theory" again, so he suddenly had the urge to hug his teammates and jump off the building together.

But at this moment, after recognizing that the phantom beast that suddenly broke in was Zhao Yun, the crowd seemed a little less panicked than before—although they didn't know what was going on with this awakened phantom beast, at least it wasn't. Wild Eudemons, so people almost subconsciously believe that its staff will soon have a chance to take it away—now people are more interested in the one that Chaoyun is holding, which looks strong, has thick fur and good nutrition What is the origin of the large Eudemons.

They probably couldn't figure out that this phantom beast in front of them is the real bandit boss of all phantom beasts.

Looking not far away, Zhao Yun stretched out his slender fingertips to fiddle with Sha Gaya's furry animal ears, and Lu Twelve cursed indistinctly; Putting his lips close to its ear and saying something with a smile, Shajiaye shook his head impatiently. At this moment, Lu Twelve seemed to finally call out "Brother Cai" unbearably.

Of course, after this sentence of "Brother Cai", there is still a long series of words that have not been finished, such as: I am not dead yet, so what's the matter with reuniting with my ex-lover in front of my face?He said, "I have already broken up with her"!

At this time, it seemed to hear Lu Twelve's cry, the phantom beast's furry ears stood up and trembled, turned its head and quickly glanced at the black-haired young man not far away, after a slight pause, it this time Almost without hesitation, he threw off the woman who was hanging on him, and the latter let out an exclamation and fell to the ground in some embarrassment.

Chaoyun rubbed his sore buttocks and stood up, glanced at Shakya with a reproachful look, and then said something quickly in a language that humans could not understand.

Shakya did not respond, but raised his head and glanced at Chao Yun with a calm gaze.

Seeing Shakya's reaction, the expression on Zhao Yun's face changed slightly, the previous shyness was gone, she frowned, her sexy red lips parted slightly, this time her tone was more urgent and serious.

Shakya let out a low growl from deep in his throat.

Zhao Yun's eyes were fixed, a look of fear and anger flashed across her face, she raised her high-heeled shoes and stomped, and after she said something hastily, a pair of dragonflies spread out from behind her. Ordinary Wing, then turned around, and under the staring gaze of the onlookers, she jumped down from the glass on the second floor of the shopping mall that she had left in a mess!

Suspended in the air, the wings on her back vibrated rapidly, she turned her head towards Yun, and looked at Sha Gaya again, as if she was quite unwilling. Seeing that the latter was just squatting on the spot and did not show any sign of repentance, she pouted again and turned around. leave quickly.

The whole action process was done in one go, and it was like a silent drama full of information was staged between Chaoyun and Shakya. Now that the drama is over, Chaoyun has left, leaving only people who are frozen in place and messed up in the wind.

There was silence for a few seconds.

A few seconds later, the crowd exploded.

The staff rushed to each other to help up the overturned shelves and damaged goods, and checked whether there were any injured people by the way; some people began to shout loudly for their relatives and friends who were separated from them when they fled just now; some people took out their communicators to call the police; more The other person was discussing what Chaoyun meant just now with lingering fear...

Under the eyes of everyone, Shajiaye came to Lu Twelve, opened his mouth wide, bit Lu Twelve's sleeve, and tugged towards the exit.

Glancing down at the red lip marks on the majestic animal teeth, Lu Twelve retracted his hand expressionlessly and pushed the big furry head away.

Shajiaye cracked his mouth, his golden eyes narrowed slightly as if showing a smile, and let out a deep growl from the depths of his throat. This time, his whole head came together and arched. He staggered, and then heard the snickering of the crowd behind him.

Lu Twelve looked back with embarrassment on his face, and his laughter became softer.A guy who was probably also a Phantom Beast worker walked out of the crowd, and he looked very friendly and said to Lu Twelve: "This is your Phantom Beast? It's well-raised, and its fur is so clean. It hasn't been on many missions, right?"

"...It's not from my family." The black-haired young man waved his hands, "I don't know it, and I don't know why I came here."

Shakya narrowed her eyes slightly.

Lu Twelve lowered his head and glanced at the phantom beast beside him, who looked not much shorter than himself even with four paws on the ground. The tall and mighty appearance completely matched or surpassed the phantom beast image he wanted at the beginning. However, at this moment, he actually misses the fact that he could get rich by stuffing a little hairball into his pocket back then.

While everyone was staring at each other, Lu Twelve hurriedly left the shopping mall with his purchased items. When they walked out of the shopping mall gate, they saw cars from departments related to Phantom Beasts parked at the entrance of the building one after another. A group of staff jumped down and hurried into the building under the leadership of the mall staff.

Probably came to wipe Chaoyun's ass and clean up the mess.

... I don't know if her staff will come.

At the entrance of an alley, Lu Twelve stopped to cover Sha Gaya into the small alley. While waiting for Sha Gaya to transform back to its original form, he saw a high-end car coming from a distance, following those government vehicles , swaggeringly parked in the middle of those government vehicles——

This is Chaoyun's staff.Lu Twelve thought expressionlessly.

The back door of the car opened, and a middle-aged man with a serious face got out of the car. He was in a suit and leather shoes. He was about 35 years old, wearing sunglasses, and his jaw was tight. He seemed to have the special urban temperament of a middle-aged man.

Lu Twelve took a closer look and found that this guy seemed to be different from the one who brought Chaoyun to the lecture last time. That person seemed to be older, and he should be the man's father or something.

Because the lifespan of awakened Eudemons is relatively long, usually their staff is not a specific person, but a whole family - so to some extent, this man and the staff discussion meeting should be the same person ?

Lu Twelve was thinking about this question. The man who just got out of the car seemed to be keenly aware of an unfriendly gaze passing from behind him. With a calm expression, he took off the sunglasses on his face, turned around, Walking down a street, he accurately looked at the black-haired young man on the other side of the corner.

"..."

Lu Twelve on the other side of the street was stunned, as if he didn't expect that human beings would have such gazes.

After the man looked at him for a few seconds, he put on his sunglasses again, and surrounded by a group of bodyguards, he walked towards the building behind him that was smashed into pieces by Chaoyun.

Lu Twelve stared at his back for a while, until someone behind him patted him on the shoulder, and a low and magnetic voice sounded close to his ear: "Look what, this man is prettier than me ?”

Lu Twelve turned his head subconsciously, because his lips brushed against the man's chin inadvertently because of the slightly raised posture - the breath of the two was very close, and only the short hair under the man's chin could be felt on his lips. short stubble.

Lu Twelve: "What?"

Shakya stopped talking, and stared at the black-haired young man in front of him for a while, and then the man found that it seemed difficult for him to restrain his urge not to kiss the person in front of him in the street—this surprised him somewhat, at least He considers himself a person with low desire, but for some reason, he has a very primitive impulse towards the black-haired young man in front of him.

He didn't even want to keep his eyes on other males anymore.

"Ask what you're looking at." The golden pupils were as dark as honey, and the man's already magnetic voice became even deeper and hoarse, unfathomable.

Lu Twelve was so nervous that the distance between the two of them was so close that he was almost sweating on his head. He pointed in the direction of the crowd in the building: "Chaoyun's staff is here."

"She's used to letting other people wipe her ass." Shakya said casually, "So what? What are you staring at him for?"

"It's nothing," Lu Twelve said, "Just take a look."

Shakya nodded, thought for a while and calmly said: "Don't look at it."

Lu Twelve showed a ridiculous expression: "You were cuddling with a woman just now, and it was still in public."

"It's not the same, I have nothing to do with her, but you look at Chaoyun's eyes too intently," Shakya raised the chin of the black-haired young man in front of him, and said in a tone that sounded very understated, "I won't be happy .”

After Shakya finished speaking, even he himself felt strange at the moment—this impulse to "want to be with him, he can only have me by his side" was quite pure, and he could even feel the human beings in front of him. I am afraid that the degree of compatibility with myself is astonishingly high.

So high that if Lu Twelve was a member of Vatlun, he would most likely add a queen to Vatlun immediately.

Back then Chaoyun grew up with him, although he didn't look for another lover, but he hardly thought about turning Chaoyun into Queen Valtteran—he always thought it would be a matter of course, Maybe one day he would marry her when he woke up and thought about it, but he didn't expect that before that day came, he discovered that he also had a desire for such things as "desire to control".

The most amazing thing was that the black-haired young man in front of him was not even his type.

Thinking of this, the man narrowed his eyes slightly, but went straight to the topic: "Is it heavy, I'll get it."

While talking, he took the shopping bag in Lu Twelve's hand, and Lu Twelve looked at the crowded crowd behind him at the entrance of the shopping mall. After thinking about it, he still asked Shakya: " Did Chaoyun come here to find you just now? Or was it an order from her staff?"

Hearing this, Shakya turned his head and glanced at the black-haired young man beside him: "We have absolute self-awareness, including whether we obey human orders."

Lu Twelve: "So?"

Shakya pushed the sunglasses: "She came to find me."

"..." Lu Twelve had the urge to hit someone.

Lu Twelve asked: "What do you want?"

"Ask me why I didn't announce my awakening," Shakya said, "I told her there was no need, she said she already knew about our situation on Gamma A, and if I didn't announce my awakening, she would consider joining Byron And Ye Luosha."

"Her staff is from Earth," Lu Twelve said blankly, "is she going to help Byron and the others kill her staff?"

"Females have never had a position to speak of. When they need to make a choice, they only rely on three words: look at the mood."

"...how did you answer her?"

"There is no need to announce my existence to human society for the time being - human beings are cunning creatures, they have been deceived by us once 500 years ago, which means that it will be very difficult to gain their trust Things——I need a reasonable opportunity. Byron awakened much earlier than me, and he has a better control over the world than me. In addition to trying to get more awakened Eudemons to stand on my side, I need to cooperate with the human army .”

"...What did Chaoyun say?"

"I didn't explain it to her, there's no need for that." Sha Gaya glanced at Lu Twelve, "Besides, tell her a few more words, I'm afraid I'm going to sleep on the main road tonight."

Although the other party just gave him a very calm look, at this moment Lu Twelve felt that his face was burning with fire.

Shakya: "That's why I let Chaoyun take a stand. I never regarded her as a soldier. Even if she turned to Byron and the others, it was just a good-looking figure."

"I think her destructive power is also possible."

"Probably because you haven't seen the real concept of 'destructive power'."

"...At least it's an awakened phantom beast."

"Chaoyun used to be a descendant of a great nobleman on my planet, with pure blood and powerful power, but unfortunately she doesn't know how to use those powers, everything is nothing." Shakya raised her eyebrows under the sunglasses, "she also told I, I want to bring my disciples to Byron's camp - so what, as long as I find my weapon. They are not my opponent together, and..."

"and?"

"I don't know if it's an illusion. This time I grew up again from my childhood, and I feel that my strength is stronger than before." Shakya said lightly, "But it doesn't make sense. There is such a thing as growing up once to increase abilities, so this is probably just my illusion."

"How do you feel stronger than before?"

"The wings are about ten inches longer from side to side, and the flying speed has also increased. Also, the genitals are two centimeters longer than before."

"what?!"

"Just kidding." Sakaya smiled and took the black-haired young man's hand with the other hand that was not carrying the shopping bag, "Go home."

……

Lu Twelve was dragged all the way home by Sakya in such a ignorant manner.

When he got home, he found that the whole family, including Shabak, were sitting neatly in front of the TV, staring at the TV screen with relish—today's news broadcast was playing on the TV, when Lu Twelve and the others opened the door and walked in At that time, it happened to broadcast the phantom beast attack that happened in the shopping mall and supermarket today, and the picture on the TV was a beautiful girl with long black hair hanging on a tall and strong land battle phantom beast. On the body, the slender legs rub against each other...

Lu Twelve: "..."

JAY: "Wow, Chaoyun! Didn't you say that she is Brother Cai's lover? Why do you have such a big affair with other Eudemons in public? Lu Youqian? You're back? Look at Chaoyun——" The other Eudemons are getting together, you don’t have to worry about her pestering Brother Cai—”

Before JAY could finish his words, Shabak beside him covered his mouth expressionlessly.

Unfortunately it was too late.

Sabak turned his head, nodded solemnly to the blond man carrying the shopping bag and called "Your Majesty", Shakya turned around and put down the shopping bag in his hand, and in the next second, with the dazzling light on, the original The place where the blond man was standing was replaced by a giant land combat phantom with thick silver fur. Under JAY's dumbfounded gaze, the phantom shook its fur, and the golden phantom , The markings of the same color as its animal pupils have a nice luster.

The giant beast came in front of Mr. Landlord, slapped him on the waist with one paw and knocked him over. At the same time that Mr. Landlord fell to the ground with a bang, that huge paw unceremoniously stepped on his stomach——

JAY only had time to see a thick, shining metal claw land on his body, and he pressed it threateningly—just like that, he almost vomited the breakfast he ate on the starship in the morning come out.

The landlady turned his head, first looked at Chaoyun's "cheating partner" on the TV screen, and then turned his head to see that a big paw was stepping on his belly, ready to cut him open at any time giant Eudemons.

It's clearly the same one.

JAY raised his body slightly, looked at Lu Twelve, who was leaning against the entrance with his arms folded, staring at the TV screen with a dark face and watching the sad scene again, JAY was stunned for three seconds Figure out the ins and outs of it, and then prepare to spend the rest of my life thinking about the subtleties of the phrase "the pot does not open and the pot is lifted".

If he died, he probably died because of this proverb-I don't know what will happen if it is used as an epitaph.

At this time, Sabak, who was standing aside, finally couldn't look down, sighed, and the stupid human beings on his face rescued Mr. Landlord from the claws of his own BOSS.

Sabak: "The more you say, the more mistakes, the less you say, the less mistakes, and it's good if you don't say it."

JAY was silent for three seconds, then nodded frantically.

So JAY was very obedient and obediently kept his mouth shut until he went to sleep. He would nod or shake his head if anyone took the initiative to talk to him. With the abundance of food, the expressions on everyone's faces were like they were having the last supper.

Thanks to JAY's last make-up knife, although Sharjayah did not fall into such a miserable state of sleeping on the main road that night, when he finished washing and wanted to follow Lu Twelve's ass back to the room according to his usual habits, he was directly blocked the door.

Lu Twelve: "What are you doing?"

Sharjaya said inexplicably, "Go back to the room and sleep."

Lu Twelve raised his finger and pointed behind Sha Gaya: "The door to your room is over there."

Shakya: "..."

He didn't sleep in that room for two days at all.

Just as he was hesitating, Lu Twelve yawned, said good night to him with a tired face, and then slapped the door on his face in an earth-shattering way.

Sha Gaya stood in front of the door in silence for three seconds, raised his hand and knocked on the door, and then found the room was dead silent with satisfaction, and no one paid attention to him.

Shakya: "Lu Twelve, open the door."

The innocent door: "..."

Shakya: "My pillow is still inside."

The innocent door: "..."

Shakya: "If I don't open it, I will smash it."

The innocent door: "..."

About half a minute later, the door of the room was pulled open abruptly, and a pillow flew out horizontally from the inside, hitting the handsome face of the highest imperial power in Vatrun. When he grabbed the pillow from his face, the pillow The door slammed into his face again, in equally earth-shattering fashion.

Shajiaye stood in front of the door, silent, and after a while, said in a voice that seemed to be talking to himself: "It feels so strange to be rejected by others."

Innocent Gate: "..."

JAY peeping not far away: "..."

Sabak, who eavesdropped not far away: "..."