May you be happy and prosperous

Watching the staff leave, Lu Twelve patted JAY's shoulder meaningfully: "Go, talk to your boyfriend..."

JAY slapped the paws on his shoulders, his face flushed and he felt ashamed just now PLAY: "Fuck off, I'm male, I like women, my life's dream is to find a girl who wakes up in her career every morning, old man Swallowing her last breath in the line of her career..."

Lu Twelve nodded with a serious face: "Then build your tomb to look like her career line, right, I understand, and your last wish will be well conveyed to the person who built the tomb."

As Lu Twelve was talking, he turned around and pulled Fa Cai to the side to talk about keeping pets. Obviously, after deciding to keep Shabak, they faced many problems waiting to be solved: such as who will take care of them in the future" The food and daily life of the "pet", who is responsible for the expenses of the "pet", or who takes the "pet" for a walk, etc...

But at this time, before Lu Twelve had time to go far, JAY, who was about to walk away, saw Sabak sitting on the sofa and continued to flip through comic books with a murderous expression, he came back again and grabbed Lu Twelve. Twelve Questions looked a little excited and asked: "Then shall we take him with us when we set off to Star Gamma A tomorrow?"

"Who to bring?" Lu Twelve was taken aback, but he didn't realize who JAY was talking about.

JAY pouted in the direction of Shabak, and before Lu Twelve had time to speak, he emphasized emphatically: "Awakening Eudemons—do you know what awakening Eudemons symbolizes? Ability, combat power, observation Li, look, a brother Cai who looks a bit like an awakened phantom beast is constantly experiencing all kinds of unnatural things. If this is a real awakened phantom beast, how far is it? ?! Take him there, so there are other Eudemons to gain a foothold? They must only lick and kneel behind our ass, let alone a mere cleaning task, the entire Gamma A planet will be ours of……"

"Why do these words sound like crimes?" Lu Twelve squinted at JAY, and shook his head after thinking for a while, "How are you going to take your boyfriend? Once he turns into an illusion beast Did you tell me, who doesn't know what the 'Wanted Esthetic Beast' looks like? He is not qualified to go as a human, and he can't even get an ID card..."

At this time, Sabak, who had finished flipping through a comic, threw his hands back on the table with a bang.

The movement was so loud that it startled the two humans in the room. Lu Twelve turned his head and looked at the unshaven uncle Eudemons' face ready to move at the moment, afraid that he would do something wrong again. He provoked the staff who had just left, so he quickly pushed his teammates: "If you have nothing to do, you should hurry up and tidy up your boyfriend, shave him, cut his hair, and take a bath. During this process, if he is ready Slashed you with a knife—”

JAY asked: "What should I do?"

"Just call for help," Lu Twelve said seriously, "try to save you——right, Brother Cai?"

The man whose name was called nodded solemnly.

JAY: "..."

Then JAY went to Sabak with a sad face——Lu Shier watched him sit down on the single sofa far away from Sabak, with his legs spread apart and his hands placed On the knees, it was even more tense than when the country's leaders met with foreign guests. After thinking for a long time, he choked out a sentence: "Master, why don't we take a bath?"

Sabak: "..."

JAY saw that the other party didn't like him, so he stretched his head to look at the comic book Sabak was holding in his hand, saw that he was reading it very happily, and thought about finding a common topic, so he said: "Oh, God, you like it too Have you read Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Well, this version of the manga is not so ridiculous and closer to the original. As for the collector’s version, the character restoration of this version is not bad, especially Diao Chan. In my fantasy, Diao Chan must be A turbulent waist like a willow with a mole of tears under his eyes hehehehehe—"

Amidst JAY's wretched laughter, Sabak paused for another comic book hand, then retracted it, his amber pupils glanced at the human with a peaked cap on his head, and said succinctly: "Scroll. "

JAY restrained his smile and nodded: "Okay."

After saying that, JAY stood up almost without hesitation, grabbed B Boy who was poking around, and rolled away very obediently.

Lu Twelve: "..."

Seeing his teammates being so dog-legged, Lu Twelve suddenly shook his head feeling very hopeless. Just now, Sabak, who was not disturbed by anyone, started to read comics again with the expression of "Sun Tzu's Art of War", Lu Twelve simply Ignoring them, took Fa Cai's hand and sat down at the side table—but when the two of them sat down firmly at the table, Lu Twelve found that his giant juvenile Eudemons was still looking back at Sabak And JAY, his absent-minded appearance made him frown, he tapped on the table with his fingers and reminded: "Brother Cai, don't look, what's so interesting..."

Hearing this, the blond man looked back as if he had come to his senses, and scanned the face of the black-haired young man in front of him. When the other party bent down and poured himself a glass of water, he made a gesture of preparing for a long speech. When he was preparing to look, the man stretched out his long hand and pulled over the tablet optical computer that JAY had placed on the table before, entered the writing mode, and quickly wrote such a line——

[What is a boyfriend? 】

Lu Twelve, holding a water glass: "..."

Lu Twelve raised his head to look at Fa Cai, who looked at him curiously, like a curious baby who would not give up until he got the answer, as if he had finally met his own child and asked, "Dad, you lie on your mother's body and hump around." What are you doing?" On this day, as the owner of making a fortune, Lu Twelve thought about it for a while, but decided to tell the truth.

He must be a responsible master.

After making up his mind, Lu Twelve solemnly put down the water glass in his hand, sat up straight at the table, and then explained in a patient tone: "A boyfriend is an appellation for someone who will protect you—— You will eat together, sleep together, take a bath together occasionally, of course you don’t need to, chat with each other, and you will feel very happy when you are with him. When you don’t start, he is responsible for making you happy, carrying your bags, and taking care of you. Well, such a person, you can call him your boyfriend."

After Lu Twelve finished speaking in one breath, he almost suffocated himself to death.

Fortunately, after Fa Cai finished listening, he showed a dazed expression.

Lu Twelve heaved a sigh of relief with black lines all over his face, and vowed that he would never talk nonsense in front of Fa Cai again. He grabbed the water glass again and took a sip of cold water to calm his mind—but before he had time to roll and crawl Before he moved the topic further, he saw that Fa Cai had written another question on the tablet.

When the tablet light computer was pushed under the eyes of the black-haired young man by Fa Cai, he curiously leaned over to look at it while holding a cup, and then he suddenly saw this line of writing without any preparation——

[Then why don't you introduce to others that I am your boyfriend? 】

Lu Twelve: "Pfft——"

Fa Cai quickly grabbed his "writing pad" away to prevent the liquid sprayed from the mouth of the black-haired young man from spraying onto the screen. At the end, he held up the tablet optical computer he had just rescued in one hand, and looked at it curiously and reproachfully. Looking at the latter, as if he'd just done something really messy—

Well, to be precise, it's actually quite sloppy, but...

It's just that if Lu Twelve didn't spray water from the top just now, he might have sprayed water from the bottom.

Fa Cai's very creative question really made him feel urgent to urinate.

"Brother Cai, I think you seem to have misunderstood something. This is not the way to look at this issue." Lu Twelve put down the water glass, grabbed the napkin, wiped the table clean, and then said seriously, "Although protecting the master is an illusion. The duty of a beast—although we will also eat together—although we will sleep together occasionally—although I will also help you in the form of a phantom beast—although I will chat with you like this if his mother This can be regarded as chatting—although I am really happy to be with you—although you are very good at making people happy when you go out shopping, and you will carry the phantom beast canned shopping bag by yourself, and you will try your best to take care of me, but..."

Before listening to Lu Twelve's words with a blank face, the man finally frowned when he heard the last "but", and before the black-haired young man had time to say clearly what the "but" was, he had already typed a line of words— —

[All hit, what's the problem? 】

Lu Twelve: "..."

What a...good question.

Mom, what he said is so reasonable that I have no way to refute him.

At this moment, Lu Twelve just felt as if he had worked so hard to dig a pit as deep as the center of the earth, and before anyone fell into the pit, he himself threw the shovel away, He opened his arms and jumped in without hesitation—then, of course, he was thrown to pieces, bloody and bloody.

[I am your boyfriend. 】

"No."

【Yes. 】

"No."

【Yes. 】

"I said no! You are my Eudemons! Eudemons!"

【Can't Eudemons be boyfriends? 】

Stretching his neck to watch Fa Cai write such a sentence with an unhappy expression on his face, Lu Twelve glanced hesitantly at the phantom beast sitting in front of him, whose whole body looked indistinguishable from a "human being"—if handsome If it doesn’t count that it’s not like human beings, then it’s true... After a pause, Lu Twelve lowered his head and said honestly: "Actually, if you want it, it shouldn't be impossible."

【That's good. 】Fat Cai quickly typed a line with a serious face, 【Being your boyfriend, I'm fine. ] Lu Twelve: "..."

Lu Twelve felt as if he had pushed himself into an unbelievable vicious circle, and now all of this is his own free will. absolutely necessary.