May you be happy and prosperous

Due to the various "rebellious" behaviors of getting rich before, this time this guy is so obedient and willing to cooperate with pretending to be stupid. On the contrary, Lu Twelve, who is already ready to wear his mouth, is a little uneasy. He raised an eyebrow and looked at the person in front of him. A man who was very close to him for a while: "When did you become so talkative?"

【Always. 】Fat Cai quickly wrote on the ID card,【As long as no one else sees it, and you don’t see it, it’s fine, isn’t it? ] "...Theoretically, that's right," Lu Twelve put his hands on his knees, tilted his head to look at the contents of the words on the ID card panel handed over by the man, thought for a while, and seemed a little hesitant. He said vigilantly, "However, I think it's a little weird when you say it like this, but I can't catch the strange point-Brother Cai, you don't want to catch me for the loopholes in my language, do you?"

While talking, Lu Twelve raised his eyelids and glanced at the man sitting next to him at the moment, and found that the latter was looking at him expressionlessly, as if asking silently: What loophole are you talking about?

Lu Twelve immediately felt guilty when he saw it like this - after he asked for this request for various selfish reasons for personal reasons, not only did Fa Cai not have any dissatisfaction, but he agreed to his dissatisfaction without hesitation. Reasonable and weird request, and he, who got a cheap price, is still acting good, and in turn doubts him!

This is really inappropriate!

After doing a "deep self-examination" for three seconds, Lu Twelve stood up from behind the cage, and said to the blond man who was squatting on the ground and looked up at him, "Okay, you can turn back into a kitten." , let's get on with our work - remember what you said, act like a normal kitten and not a mufasha..."

"?"

The eyes of the man squatting on the ground changed, as if he was asking: Who is Mufasa?Do you have other pets?

"...I didn't raise it. I would go bankrupt if I raised one of you. Where can I find the money to raise another lion!" Facing the possessive and stupid face of his pet, who was ready to show off, Lu Twelve Some said frantically, "It's just the protagonist of a cartoon. If you can still find cartoons from 500 years ago on the Internet, can you go back and play them?"

Although he didn't understand what Lu Twelfth was talking about, Fa Cai finally understood the important point he was saying, "I have no one else to support except you", so he nodded silently and stood up from the ground, with a burst of light shining. However, the tall figure gradually shrank and turned back into a furry phantom beast that landed gently on the ground from the midair, and stepped on its small paws to reach the black-haired young man's feet. It raised its head, and barked at him as if urging it :"Meow."

——Get to work, and then go home and show me cartoons.

"...I'll just say it casually, are you serious? Why don't I buy you a baby bottle in the future, and watch cartoons while drinking a baby bottle, and your feline life is considered complete."

Lu Twelve rolled his eyes and walked to the door to pick up the scooter. He put a large bucket of meat on the car and put it away. He drove the car all the way through the area where the land combat phantom beasts were located, and came to the second area of ​​C area. In front of the huge birdcage—those phantom beasts are really smart, and some of them seem to know the big bucket used for feeding. It flew down from the branches and landed on the grass made of soft, rubber-like material. At this moment, through the exquisite bird cage, he tilted his head and looked at the black-haired young man outside the cage. people.

Compared with most land-type Phantoms, flying Phantoms have feathers on their bodies, so although they look gray and haven't bathed in hundreds of years, they are not so dirty that their feathers are messed up. A bunch, there is a peacock-like flying phantom beast that looks very interesting, the three dull hairs on its head are made of metal, when it sees Lu Twelve looking at him, it shakes its butt coquettishly The colorful feathers on the bed, which are probably washed clean, are shaking gently——

It's just that its tail hair is really dirty at this moment, and it flicks like a mosquito net that has been dusted for several years, with dust falling down everywhere.

Lu Twelve: "..."

There is no aesthetic feeling, only people have an urge to stuff it into the bathtub and take a good bath.

...and according to the degree of dirtiness, the cleaning agent must be charged twice as much.

Realizing that he had committed an occupational disease again, Lu Twelve calmly took out the mask that he hadn't used in the land combat Phantom Beast Zone just now, and put it on. At that time, I only saw a small black shadow flashing in front of my eyes. Before Lu Twelve had time to realize what he was going to do, the next second, Fa Cai had nimbly climbed to the height of the cage, opened his mouth, "Bah" spit out a small energy ball, burning the tail feathers of the flying-type phantom beast - the flying-type phantom beast had its tail feathers burned, let out a frightened high cry, and turned around immediately Flapping its wings, it flew into the dark woods like a small ignited flame!

Lu Twelve: "...=mouth=."

What the hell is this girl doing?

At the same time, Lu Twelve was also shocked. He grabbed the young phantom beast hanging on the birdcage, and without thinking about it, he slapped the ass: "What are you doing! Rebellion - just now! What did you promise me and then you just turned your head and forgot?! Brother Cai, are you a goldfish? Yes, don’t think about it, it’s the kind with only seven seconds of memory.”

Fa Cai was hurt by the beating, and let out a deep "meow", as if he was seriously protesting the violent behavior of the black-haired young man-the bird regarded you as a female, and it seduced you!

It's just that at this moment Lu Twelve is too lazy to guess what "meow" Fa Cai is "meow". He is grabbing the young phantom beast that is rolling in his arms at the moment and beating wildly. Here, the working communicator that Dr. Edward stuffed into him before suddenly made a sound of electric current. After a few seconds, the communicator was forcibly opened from the other side, and the person on the other side of the communicator first said "hello" and "hey After a few times, Lu Shishi said in his heart, "It's over", and quickly threw Kaifacai, and took out the communicator from his pocket: "Yes!"

"..." There was silence on the other side of the communicator, and then, in the sound of "Ziz", Dr. Edward's voice sounded from the other side of the communicator, "I have detected the appearance of an energy cluster here, and it is in the The area of ​​flying-type phantom beasts—according to the known data, flying-type phantom beasts do not have the ability to emit energy clusters, so it is your phantom beast that emits energy clusters?"

Lu Twelve was taken aback, and Fa Cai took the opportunity to escape from his hand like a loach. He conveniently clamped the communicator between his ears and shoulders. The tail of the juvenile Eudemons slipped away. The fur on the latter seemed to be extremely sensitive and exploded into a ball. Lu Twelve expressionlessly grabbed its tail, raised his hand and pointed at the little buttocks again, " Slap" to slap——

Then, in a calm voice, he said to the communicator, "Yes."

The sound of Zizz's current is still there, and it seems that the signal here is not very good.

Lu Twelve heard the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard on the other side of the communicator, and at the same time, Dr. Edward's voice sounded again: "Well, I also found the video here, a small energy cluster, but it is still enough to make people feel uncomfortable. Surprised—I remember that I did the second physical examination of your phantom beast. Not long ago, its four-dimensional total value was still '16'. According to conventional theory, phantom beasts with such values ​​do not meet the level of being able to emit energy clusters —Are you sure you don’t want your Eudemons to undergo a blood test?”

After listening, Lu Twelve was silent for three seconds. He raised his head and looked around. As expected, he saw a surveillance camera pointing in their direction, so he raised his hand and pointed at Fa Cai's buttocks without hesitation. It was a "slap" slap as a silent reprimand to the opponent's "goldfish memory". When the latter let out a scream of pain from the beating, the black-haired young man remained indifferent but polite The voice said, "No, thank you."

Dr. Edward over there stopped talking. After a while, he seemed to switch the screen back to the current state. Looking at the "cat abuser" with the camera down, he paused: "What are you doing?"

"Oh," Lu Twelve raised his eyelids and glanced at the camera lens, "As you can see, love education."

The ziz ziz sound seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, and Dr. Edward's voice could hardly be heard clearly: "...What are you doing with it?"

Lu Twelve couldn't stand the noisy voice, and took the communicator away from his ear. At the same time, he let go of Fa Cai - who immediately jumped back a few steps with an angry face, arching his back and tail Standing up, looking vigilantly at the black-haired young man squatting on the ground with a communicator in one hand...

Lu Twelve moved, and silently mocked Fa Cai with his mouth: What are you doing, you still want to bite me?

Frowning slightly, he said in a calm voice that seemed a little tense: "Dr. Edward, if you don't need me to make any compensation for the flying-type phantom beast whose tail feathers were burned by the energy ball, I will Therefore, I am very grateful to you... After all, this matter is my fault, if compensation is required, I think we should talk about the amount of compensation now—"

Now that we are talking about money, I beg you to quickly forget about the energy group—I fucking asked for money, why don't you give me face?

Dr. Edward: "It's all trivial, and what your phantom beasts are doing is correct. Some flying phantom beasts also have the function of hypnosis. They will use sounds or certain body movements to confuse the enemy. Make it unconscious and lie down obediently as your own meal. If there is no accident, the flying-type phantom beast just now probably has this purpose, so the actions made by your phantom beast can be included in the category of "legitimate defense" Nai, you don’t need to worry, but then again, don’t you really wonder why your phantom beasts can use energy clusters? Even among blue-level phantom beasts, phantom beasts with this ability are very rare.”

Lu Twelve: "..."

It seems that you are really not going to give me face.

But it doesn't matter, I still have a hand.

Lu Twelfth: "What? What are you talking about? — Ah, the electric current is so loud that I can't hear it clearly —"

Dr. Edward was quite surprised when he heard it: "There is an electric current sound over there? It shouldn't be, there are some wave frequency blocking devices issued by Phantom Beasts in Area C..."

Lu Twelve: "Oh, I really can't hear you clearly, what did you say?...Ah, ah——"

Then he turned off the communicator blankly.

At the same time, he raised his head and showed a vivid helpless expression towards the camera not far away. In order to perform realistically, he also raised the communicator in his hand and waved it, expressing the center of "your equipment is too bad" Thoughts—he was quite sure that his series of body movements had been completely sent to the top of Dr. Edward's optical brain screen through the annoying surveillance camera.

...Speaking of which, if Fa Cai hadn't had a sudden convulsion, he wouldn't have known that that guy had been watching them through the surveillance camera.

Lu Twelve thought about it for a while and always felt that his whole body was weak. When he came back to his senses, he realized that he was actually in a cold sweat. Thinking of the various conversations between him and the rich cat in the corner just now, luckily it was in a It was carried out in a blind spot where the surveillance cameras couldn't see, otherwise Fa Cai would just casually turn into a human appearance, and the doctor who had a lot of things couldn't see clearly?

If he found out, would he still expect to live a clean life in the future?

Fa Cai must be dissected.

Lu Twelve lowered his head to look at Fa Cai beside him with lingering fear, only then did he realize that the young phantom beast had also calmed down at some point, and was squatting quietly at his feet at the moment, also raising its head. He looked at the surveillance camera thoughtfully - he didn't know what it was thinking.

In short, it doesn't look like you are reviewing yourself.

Withdrawing his eyes from the young phantom beast who needed to be beaten, Lu Twelve lowered his head and studied the communicator in his hand. After confirming that it was really turned off by himself, he turned around, turned his back to the camera, and Squatting down in front of Fa Cai, he lowered his head and looked at the fluffy juvenile Phantom Beast Gogou index finger: "Brother Cai, let's talk about life."

Hearing the words "talking about life", Fa Cai, who had already learned the lesson and equated it with "to be beaten", took a big step back without hesitation, and fled directly from Lu Shishishen. The range that can be touched by the shot, and at the same time did not forget the "historical lesson" that happened not long ago, it also hooked up its long, fluffy tail and clamped it between its legs, a series of movements were done in one go, and then , Fa Cai called out: "Meow."

——Okay, let's start talking.

Looking at the upright look on the face of his Eudemons, Lu Twelve sighed helplessly: "Is your memory so bad? Just now you promised me that you won't be in any 'I can see,' Use any abilities that don't conform to your external image' when others can see'—excuse me, what were you doing just now?"

Fa Cai: "Meow!"

——Is that bit of power considered out of range?

Lu Twelve: "Forget it."

Get rich: "..."

Lu Twelve: "Who are you showing this shocked face to, do you want to get beaten up again?"

Fa Cai shook his head, and his little ears were "slapped" on his furry head, which is quite cute - this guy knows how to use his strengths in various forms, he is cute when he is a cat, and he is cute when he is a human Just be ruthless—in short, Lu Twelve was eaten to death. Originally, his mind was full of resentment, but now he saw Fa Cai's appearance. After thinking about it, he beat him up, and some things are not easy to let him go all at once. Fully adapt, after all, I still have to teach slowly...

To implement what, the education of love.

Lu Twelve sighed, stretched his arms, and moved forward in a squatting position. When Fa Cai slightly lowered his body and put his ears to his head, he seemed ready to receive another fat beating, but unexpectedly, The black-haired young man just put his hand on its head and stroked it twice.

"..."

The young Phantom Beast, who had its eyes closed tightly, opened one eye, and raised the corner of its eye to look at the Phantom Beast staff who suddenly changed to a soft policy.

"..." Lu Twelve pretended that he didn't see the appearance of it needing to be beaten, but suppressed the urge in his chest that he really wanted to grab it and beat him up, and asked softly, almost artificially, "You Look, just because you used a little bit of energy ball just now, the doctor who has a lot of things asked about you again. Are you annoying? He will definitely be more endless in the future. Thinking about the matter of wanting to dissect you—"

Fa Cai sneezed loudly to express his disdain.

Lu Twelve said expressionlessly: "Brother Cai, as I said, self-confidence cannot solve everything. If self-confidence and ideals alone can solve all problems, we would have left the poor, middle-class and peasants and reached the pinnacle of life long ago—it's true. To be honest, I actually have a small universe full of gold and silver in my heart."

Get rich: "..."

Lu Twelve continued to say with a blank expression: "Now do you know that you made a mistake?"

Although he didn't know what was wrong with him at all, Fa Cai still accepted it as soon as it was good, and responded with a very obedient "meow".

Lu Twelve nodded in satisfaction, stretched out his hand and scratched its ears, and then found that Fa Cai, who was having a spiritual encounter with him, had time to turn his head back, and seemed to be looking at the giant birdcage behind him with some concern—— It's just that the birdcage is empty at this moment, and the flying-type phantom beasts that were still in front of the cage just now have been scared away by the energy ball spit out by Fa Cai, leaving only a few bones that have not had time to eat up.

Lu Twelve looked at it for a while. He didn't know if he remembered the untouched bones thrown to the ground by the little fox phantom or something. He felt uncomfortable again, so he picked up Fa Cai and put it in his pocket. At the same time, with a patient tone, he walked towards the first step of "education of love" and said: "Brother Cai, have you seen these phantom beasts? You scared them away, and you burned the feathers of that phantom beast just now. Do you know that feathers are important to Eudemons? It’s pathetic enough for them to be locked up here, so don’t bully them.”

Get rich: "..."

Fa Cai's ears moved, and he raised his head and glanced at Lu Twelve. I don't know if it was an illusion. Lu Twelve seemed to see the helpless emotion flashing through those golden round cat pupils. Seeing this expression , the black-haired young man always felt a little bit uneasy. As soon as he said "you" of "what do you want to do again", he saw Fa Cai blinked his eyes, then turned his head and looked at the deep shadow in the cage. At the place, there were several "meow meows" in succession.

Before Lu Twelve could realize what it meant, he suddenly heard the sound of feathers fluttering in the jungle, and then, about a dozen flying-type phantom beasts descended from the sky, and a large group of them made dumplings. It seemed to land on the grass in front of Lu Twelve one after another, and stood firm, looking through the gorgeous birdcage, looking at the young phantom beast standing outside the cage and the phantom beast staff holding it.

Lu Twelve: "..."

Because he told Fa Cai not to drive away those phantom beasts, but to treat them better, so this guy gave an order and called back all those phantom beasts that ran away—and even dragged his family to buy one and get one free. A large crowd came roaring at the throat?What is this for?Carnival party by sea, land and air?

Ha ha.

At this moment, Lu Twelve didn't even have the strength to make a fortune. He just stretched out his hand, wiped the dull hair on the head of his phantom beast, and said calmly: "Go home in a while, and don't sleep on the bed at night." , go and soak in the pool with Ah D, that is where you belong."

Get rich: "?"

Lu Twelve: "Goldfish."

Get rich: "..."

Because of this little episode in front of the birdcage, Lu Twelve and Fa Cai seemed to be very restrained in doing things afterwards—although they realized from the beginning that there must be a camera in this place, they never expected that the other side of the camera was that The weird Dr. Edward, Lu Twelve felt uncomfortable when he thought that the other party might be drinking coffee and looking at him without blinking.

He completed the feeding task in the flying-type phantom beast area, put the empty bucket back to its original place, and loaded the bucket full of stinky fish onto the scooter. The beast was feeding, but at this moment, Lu Twelve felt his trousers being pulled, he was slightly taken aback, looked down and found that it was Fa Cai who was biting him with his sharp teeth trousers, squatted down, and pulled back hard.

"Why, Brother Cai, isn't the action of dragging your trouser legs a dog's favorite thing to do? Why are you joining in the fun?" Lu Twelve asked inexplicably.

When Fa Cai heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and let go of Lu Twelve's trousers, stood up from the ground and shook his hair, first raised his head and meowed a few times at the bucket of fish on Lu Twelve's car, then turned around slightly Standing up, pointing in a certain direction and meowing a few more times - Lu Twelve raised his head inexplicably and looked in the direction that Fa Cai's head was pointing at, and then his scalp exploded.

Because at this moment, Brother Cai was aiming at the door that closed Sabak before.

But at this moment, for some unknown reason, that door was quietly opened again!