May you be happy and prosperous

At this moment, another toy VIP was also groomed, and when the beautician Jie who was in charge of taking care of it opened the door, he heard his boss's frantic "declaration of a discount for brushing the dog's face" because his ancestors have foreign blood. So the young man, who looks much taller than the average person, took off the sterilized mask on his face to reveal a helpless expression, then took off the sterilized gloves and hung them on the hook by the sink, washing his hands and saying, "Boss, do you want to do this?" Be careful, he is just a puppy..."

"Puppy?" Lu Twelve's eyes twitched, "Have you ever seen a 'puppy' whose waist is thicker than mine?"

Jie washed his hands for a while, then turned his head and glanced at the righteous young man with black hair beside him. His gaze went all the way down from the top of his head, sweeping across the looming waistline under the loose white T-shirt, he squinted. Qi Yan muttered in a vague voice: "This seems to be your own problem..."

The brows of the black-haired young man raised a little higher, and he said dangerously, "What did you say!"

"Boss, I found that you are a little glass-hearted. They just 'yuck' you to use the taunting skill at once, and you have to show off your devil cut chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi..."

"I'm a glass-hearted person, and if I'm ridiculed by humans, I'll show off my devil's wage-deduction skills. Would you like to try it?"

"...Okay, okay, Gong Xi Fa Cai, you are the most reasonable."

"Aren't you a righteous warrior?"

"Altman has to get paid to eat after work."

Jie washed his hands well, and showed a helpless expression under the urging eyes of the boss, left the cubicle and went out, accepted the payment paid by the customer, turned around and walked in again and handed the money to his boss, who took it and counted it Then he stuffed it into the pocket at his waist, and finally patted the bulging pocket full of money contentedly. His movements were so fast that people had the illusion that he had been poor all his life and now he finally saw RMB. .

When the black-haired young man laughed, his eyes, which were not too big at first, turned into crescent moons, black and bright. He raised his hand and patted his beautician's face with a difficult gesture. Forgiving shoulders: "You know you still have to rely on me for food, money is justice."

"...Boss, hurry up and take your medicine when it's time to take your medicine. Why are you making fun of me?"

Jie rolled his eyes, and took off his white coat to reveal a black T-shirt of the same style as his boss, but of course the model was much larger than the one Lu Twelve was wearing. The first and only gift Er gave him was because I heard that the roadside stall was doing a buy one get one free promotion at that time...

At this time, it was nearly dusk, and the store ushered in the free time of the day. The beauticians who had no more customers would gather in the lounge of the innermost room of the store. At this moment, Jie and Lu Twelve Walking into the room together side by side, the tall young man took the corner of the sofa first. Lu Twelve glanced at him and said nothing, just picked up the remote control and turned on the TV——

At the moment, the news is broadcasting on TV, and the beautiful female anchor is mechanically reading the UN draft with the radio, saying that the high-level personnel of the planet Vatlun, which had the first contact with the earth a few months ago, issued a notice that the Will arrive on Earth within a week and make first contact with humans...

[The United Nations has issued relevant documents, announcing that it will strictly follow the "Seven Principles of Peaceful Coexistence" in the process of information exchange with advanced intelligent life forms on other planets in the future, with the principles of "equality and mutual benefit, resource sharing, military comity, information exchange, Long-term communication, seeking common ground while reserving differences, and making progress together' is the principle and ultimate goal to achieve the peaceful unity and development of the universe... Watron's second prince, Byron, said in a related video that Watron is very important for discovering other intelligent creatures in the universe besides them I feel very happy, in the long cosmic history, they are finally no longer alone...] After a series of drafts of the main theme, the camera snapped everything, and finally cut from the beautiful female anchor to another screen— —

That looks like a video.

It's just that the model of the video is not very good, probably because the information was lost during the sending process, so the picture looks a bit blurry, and there will be snowflakes on the screen during the playback of the picture.

In the video is a handsome young man who seems to be living in Japanese comics. He is wearing a dark blue military uniform and has long silver hair that is longer than the average woman. His eyes are also light-colored, but because of the video I can't see the specific color clearly. In the video, he first delivered a series of speeches that sounded like French or German. There are subtitles at the bottom of the video. The content is probably some singing "Long live peace" nonsense.

Lu Twelve watched it for a while and felt a little bored, and was about to cut off the channel, but the remote control in his hand was snatched away first by the long-armed and long-legged Jie behind him. Pointing to the screen, he looked at it very seriously and said, "Look at what else is said later."

And it turns out Jay was right.

Because the content of this video is ruthlessly unfolded at the end of the video.

After a series of speeches, the man in the military uniform in the video stood up from his seat. He looked very tall. At this time, he started to walk while talking. In order to express their friendliness, the people of the world plan to use the appearance closest to human beings when they come to the earth-this image is what the intelligent organisms on the planet Watron had in the ancestors' time hundreds of millions of years ago, but now, After the environment and the change and passage of time, in fact, on the native planet, the image they are used to maintaining has changed——

The subtitles disappear here.

In the next scene, if it weren't for the news network logo floating vividly on the upper right of the TV, Lu Twelve even thought he had gone to the movie channel——

I saw that the silver-haired man's body blurred in an instant as if it had become a picture composed of countless particles, a faint halo enveloped him, and then, starting from his head, the The light became more and more dazzling, and those fuzzy particles began to spread out. As he walked, his facial features also changed, his eyes became narrow and long, and the high bridge of his nose followed the movement of his lips. The change disappeared without a trace, his slender limbs became stronger and stronger, and the white face gradually began to grow animal-like short white fur with markings, and the long, flexible cat The animal tail fell from the hem of his uniform—

The video screen trembled violently.

The light surrounding the so-called second prince became more and more dazzling and finally gradually covered the entire shot.

After this strong light, the picture returned to normal, and at this moment in the camera, the man in military uniform with silver hair disappeared, replaced by another strange creature.

It looks as tall as two Siberian tigers combined. It has short snow-white fur with black markings on its body. Its long tail is flexibly raised or swung. There are two fangs as thick as arms in its mouth. There are spikes on its back, which make it look more like a mutant ancient saber-toothed tiger. However, what is surprising is that the spines on its back are metal. Under the illumination of the light source, the neat row of spikes shone with a cold metallic luster.

As the creature, which generally resembles a big cat, walks gracefully back and forth across the frame, the camera zooms in, and people standing outside the TV can clearly see that, at the soles of the animals' feet, stretch out The sharp claws are also completely metal.

After walking around twice, it stopped and turned to face the camera. The beast's lips on its fangs turned and let out a low beast roar. There was a slight, quick shake.

The video ends here.

Lu Twelve sat in front of the TV, unable to recover for a long time, until the screen of the news network re-cut to the side of the beautiful female anchor, and the female anchor began to read the academic report extended by relevant scholars based on the previous video, Lu Shi Er then remembered something, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and looked online, as expected, all the topics above were discussing the related topics of the video just now.

The hot topic list on Weibo was immediately occupied by all kinds of topics discussing alien friends.

Three-dimensional human beings lamented the diversity of species, and all sighed that the physics that had tortured them for more than ten years went beyond the scope of the earth and turned into a pile of useless pseudoscience in an instant. The conservation of matter and energy is probably the pre-breakfast for alien friends. The first appetizing joke.

The military house began to discuss the role of those metals, and 80.00% of them believed that those spikes and metal claws were definitely not as simple as they looked.

The two-dimensional dead houses seem to be full of enthusiasm, jumping up and down with all kinds of brain supplements, feeling that the times and destiny are calling, and the gate of the dimension is about to wake up (what the hell is that).

Some people quickly formed the legendary new organization of the Seven-Cent Party, discussed various phenomena in the video just now that were beyond their understanding, and finally concluded that aliens do not exist at all. Another huge conspiracy.

Lu Twelve quickly read all the hot topics.

A few seconds later, he quit Weibo, opened the social software, and clicked on a group chat group named "Qianqianqian Come to the Pet Shop Chat Group". A few seconds later, a line of words appeared on the group chat channel page——

[Lu Youqian]: Respond to the call of fate and create a better future.

【Ajie】: Take medicine when sick.

[Little Meow Meow]: Open your mouth to take medicine.

[Kiss and lovely]: Open your mouth to take medicine +10086.

[Wow, woof, woof, woof]: Why didn't Ajie feed the store manager medicine?

[Lu Youqian]: Under the menacing influence of alien friends, we must keep up with the times. If we fall behind, we will be beaten, and if we are beaten, we will go bankrupt. The owner of this shop has made the following important decision: From now on, I will organize a group of elite teams to start new project research and development around the video of the alien friend just released. The theme is about "how to wash, how to cut, how to blow, "How much money" is the main subject of discussion, determined that within two months, alien friends will successfully arrive on the earth and develop into a long-term residence before the earth mixes with people, and launch "Vatlun planet people, welcome you to the pet store for fortune and treasure" new project.

[Ajie]: ...

[Little Meow Meow]: Manager, you type so fast.

[Kiss and lovely]: What the hell.

[Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof]: Ajie, quickly feed the store manager the medicine!

[Lu Youqian]: I'm serious!

[Xiao Miao Miao Miao]: Then I want to resign. When I think about the prototype of the behemoth I am manicuring, I am afraid that I will not be able to hold it for a while, what should I do if I am accused of sexual harassment by groping?

[Awwow woof woof yo yo yo]: Human beings finally ushered in the great harmony of life between humans and animals.

[Ajie]: Hehe.

[Kindly and lovely]: Retire from the group to protect IQ, see debts.

[Announcement: Kiss and Keren quit the group chat]

[Announcement: Xiao Miao Miao Miao has withdrawn from the group chat]

[Announcement: Ajie withdraws from the group chat]

[Lu Youqian]: A bunch of grandchildren, worthless!Little Claw, I knew you were a good young man with ambition!

【Awwow woof woof yo yo yo】:...

[Announcement: woof woof woof yo yo yo quit group chat]

[Announcement: The chat group you are in is automatically disbanded due to insufficient number of people. ]