May you be happy and prosperous

In the battle with Vatlun, in order to fight for their homeland from the invaders, the people on earth did not hesitate to use weapons of mass destruction on the land they used to live in. Some of the weapons themselves contained residual waste after blasting The damage to the earth is almost irreversible. Some scientists have calculated based on the earth's own repair ability. It will take at least hundreds of millions of years for these ubiquitous harmful substances that have sunk into the land to completely degrade and decompose into harmless substances. long years.

One hundred million years later, no one knows whether the earth still exists in this universe.

But now only 500 years have passed since the interstellar war that year. According to theory, those harmful substances in the ground should be in an active period. It is an exponential growth, because in those days, the core country of the Middle Ancient Continent, the Tian Dynasty, was the main battlefield, and the frequency of such incidents became higher.

There are even people from other continents who bring their Phantom Beasts to the Middle Ancient Continent for training, because the Phantom Beast Staff Guild is international. Although the reward currencies provided by the missions are different, the contribution value of the Phantom Beast Staff Guild But it can be used globally.

"—But no matter if you are an international friend or not, probably as long as you are an individual, you can understand the magnificent Arabic numeral '4' on the Eudemons physical examination card and the even more gorgeous four '4' immediately below the '1', so Make a fortune, although the recommended number of people for this task is 2-3 people, but I guess we may have to do it alone."

The black-haired young man was sitting on the sofa in the beginner's hall, he turned his head while talking, and saw his phantom beast staring at him unsurprisingly. After their eyes met, Fa Cai nodded silently.

Lu Twelve: "..."

Nod your ass!

It's as if you're really ready to go it alone!

The black-haired young man rolled his eyes, nestled on the sofa, and looked around for novices who seemed to be tricked into finding death with him, while slowly using his ID card to enter the task search team interface—— This interface is divided into two parts, one is the public hall, where various people are chatting, beating up, talking about business and hooking up girls; After one person registers and confirms, the consultation interface will be automatically generated.

Because the task of finding items that Lu Twelve received can be completed by multiple people, so after he confirmed a quota, the task of finding the fruit of the egg tree was still posted on the task board. The sister of the task issuer said that under normal circumstances, As long as one person takes the initiative to confirm acceptance of the mission, the rest will soon ask to join the mission.

In fact, what the mission worker sister said was true.

It has been about half an hour since Lu Twelve received the task, and a total of seven or eight people came up to ask him about his basic status.

After knowing that he was an inexperienced beginner, three of the seven performed the stunt of "dropping in one second".

Three more people kindly expressed, "It doesn't matter if you are a novice, as long as you are obedient and cooperate with the group to avoid causing chaos" and persisted until the embarrassing question "What is the total value of your Eudemons [-]D", After getting the answer, the three implicitly "disconnected" one after another.

The last person left, the registered user name is JP27, after Lu Twelve honestly answered the number "4", he was silent for a long time.

Did not exit the team consultation interface.

Just as Lu Twelve had the illusion that a single spark could start a prairie fire, at this moment, a series of words suddenly appeared on the consultation page——

[JP27: There is a problem with the phantom beast, is there something wrong with your brain too? The phantom beast egg bought with fifteen gold coins was picked up from the side of the road. The phantom beast with a four-dimensional total value of "4" I have never seen you since I was so old If you can find it, it can be regarded as an alternative best product. If you put it in the circus of phantom beasts, maybe you can create another new continent to make money. As for doing tasks, let’s just cheat yourself and your teammates. In the end, the gains outweigh the losses. Of course, it’s just my personal opinion. Say you'd better send your phantom beast to the phantom beast recycle bin, the earth's population is already large, don't continue to waste resources and increase the burden on our mother earth, promise me, okay? 】【JP27: Oh, by the way, see you in debt. 】

[System: JP27 exited the mission consultation interface. 】

Lu Twelve: "..."

It turned out that JP27 didn't speak because he was considering whether to play with Lu Twelve.

It's because he's typing and swearing, and he's typing a little slow(...).

The black-haired young man faced the empty task consultation interface for a moment. After thinking for a long time, he put the ID card under the eyes of the blond man beside him, and said, "...Here, look."

Fa Cai glanced at it, then raised his head and looked at the black-haired young man inexplicably: Look again?What are you looking at?

"Look at how you were rejected..." Lu Twelve Dan said painfully, "I just want to be a quiet and beautiful professional... Why do you have to choose such a difficult task to force me into this world? A complicated and indifferent world?"

Lucky: "..."

Lu Twelfth: "Do you despise simple tasks with a contribution value of 1 point? But do you know what adding up a little makes a lot? How do you think you got here, was it blown by a strong wind or just popped out of a rock? Sorry , you were also bought by Lao Tzu with the gold coins he had accumulated in a brainstorm."

Get rich: "..."

Lu Twelfth: "After completing [-] tasks that you despise safely and quietly, we will upgrade, upgrade, upgrade..."

Get rich: "..."

Lu Twelve: "Again, why do you look down on tasks with a contribution value of 1? You have four fucking 1's! Four!"

While spraying, the black-haired young man poked the steel plate-like chest of the "giant juvenile phantom beast" beside him, and there was a faint tendency to spray more and more vigorously... In order to prevent his blood vessel from bursting to death here, his body In order to make a fortune for the Eudemons, he reached out and patted his head for his staff to Shun Shunmao (as if something was wrong), then took back the ID card in Lu Twelve's hand, pressed it twice, and then stuffed it back. In the hands of Lu Twelve—the latter looked down, only to find that Fa Cai had switched his location from the task-specific consultation interface to the public interface.

Lu Twelve: "..."

...That's right, there are more people on the public interface, so cast the net widely, cast the net widely.

Lu Twelve thought for a while, switched to the typing page, and entered——

[Lu Youqian: A novice craftsman and a novice Eudemons are asking for a white quest. 】

Three seconds later, this veiled sentence was quickly submerged in all kinds of hooligan words about recruiting people in the Eudemons Guild, looking for regular job partners, and flirting with girls.

Lu Twelve made persistent efforts, this time adding some fancy adjectives——

[Lu Youqian: A novice baby worker plus a novice Eudemons Ice and Snow 360-degree rotating tiger landing kneeling and begging for a big white belt-finding task, experienced ones come [flower][flower]. 】Five seconds later, this sentence was submerged in the ocean of saliva again, and no one responded.

Lu Twelve stared at the screen for a while, still unable to figure out why there were so many people and no one was willing to tease him, but at this moment, a separate private chat dialog popped up——

[[Private Chat] Morgan Ha: Girl? 】

[[Private chat] TO Morgan Ha: My Eudemons is the same gender as me: male, with a handle, not too young. 】【[Private Chat] Morgan Ha: See you in debt. 】

Lu Twelve: "..."

Although this short private chat ended in tragedy, compared to the first time when it quickly disappeared into the crowd, Lu Twelve felt that this time the advertisement had at least made a leap forward. I waited hopefully for a while, but after 10 minutes, it turned out that no one molested him except Morgan Ha.

Lu Twelve had no choice but to advertise for help for the third time, but this time, he felt that he seemed to have gotten some inspiration from Morgan Ha, so his advertisement became like this——

[Lu Youqian: I am 17 years old this year, and I love plush toys and beautiful clothes with bow lace. (<ゝω)☆Kira!But Su Baba Ma Ma's birthday present to others this year is actually a very cute little phantom beast!The registrar Shu Shu said that he had to bring the little phantom beast to the phantom beast staff guild so that the little phantom beast could grow up quickly, but when the amateurs came here, they couldn’t find their way here. Weeping face~(＞﹏＜)!I don’t know what to do when I get a task, and I don’t even know what it means. I ask experienced brothers and sisters to take care of others. Experienced MMMMM, it’s a white task! 】Lu Twelve finished typing the above paragraph with a paralyzed face.

Press send.

When the system prompts "4 characters beyond the limit", calmly delete the four characters "very cute" in "very cute little Eudemons", keep all other content, and press send again calmly.

And at this moment, beside Lu Twelve, Fa Cai was originally very quiet because he couldn't speak, but when he stretched his head and read the above passage written by the black-haired young man, he changed from "quiet" to "quiet". Became "silent".

The difference is that at this moment he seems to have lost his voice even for breathing.

Lu Twelve turned his head and looked at the young giant phantom beast beside him, who was staring at him with a slumped face, patted him on the shoulder, and said calmly without any shyness, "Why do you look like a liar?" Look at me? Do you understand that this is called tactics? Tactics—you have to use special methods at critical moments. Besides, it’s not because you are so slapped and cheap that no one wants to take others... Bah, take us to play. "

As Lu Twelve spoke, he picked up the ID card again.

At this moment, all kinds of private chats of "my sister and brother will take you" have maxed out his dialogue window.

There are so many people here all of a sudden, it's really difficult to choose. Lu Twelve bit the tip of his tongue, squinted his eyes happily and pulled it down, and then found a familiar man among the vast crowd of wretched men. ID——

[[Private chat] JAY: ... Are you really a girl?I was the one who privately messaged you on the forum that day. Has your Eudemons had a physical examination?Whatever task you do, I'll take care of you. ] "Look, I didn't use my beauty to deceive me into this. Facts have proved that there are still good people in this world. My God, I decided to be you!"

While Lu Twelve was thinking, while ignoring the other wretched men who were still "sisters" and "sisters, are you offline?", he cheerfully started a private chat with JAY, and simply chatted with JAY where he was. After telling the other party the location, he saw that the other party was directly involved in the task of finding the fruit of the egg tree that he had received. According to the regulations of the Phantom Beast Staff Association, once the team is formed, unless the task fails, otherwise it is not allowed to start the task. Some members have quit before.

After JAY joined the team, he directly applied to cancel the task from the bulletin board.

The two-person team was successfully formed.

Lu Twelve stared at the ID card in his hand for a while, then turned his head, a pair of black pupils were extremely bright: "Fat Cai, we can do the task, and after completing the task, you can grow a little... I hope that the first thing that will grow up is your IQ!"

Listening to the black-haired young man's words, the blond man stretched out his hand expressionlessly, and quickly pinched his cheerful face that had a glowing effect, leaving a red mark.

It probably means: happy ghost, liar.

"That JAY's tone is so serious, you can tell at a glance that it must not be because of my shocking advertisement. If you don't believe me, wait and see." Lu Twelve said seriously, "He must be a serious and kind person."

Fa Cai showed a helpless expression and shook his head as if he couldn't agree.

……

So about two hours later.

Lu Twelve saw a young man wearing a peaked cap put his hands in the pockets of his sweater, opened the door with his shoulders, and walked into the beginner's hall with his head on his head.

The black-haired young man who was getting together with Fa Cai just a second ago stretched his neck subconsciously, probably because his eyes were too enthusiastic. The young man who just walked in was slightly taken aback, raised the brim of his hat, Then, his eyes collided with those of the black-haired young man in the air.

The young man came directly to the black-haired young man, bent down, tilted his head and asked, "Lu Youqian?"

Lu Twelve: "...JAY? Oh, you're not the one in the car last time..."

"Oh, it's you." JAY seemed to recognize him, "Where's your sister?"

"...What sister?"

"The one who likes to wear dresses, lace and bows! No.1 calls it 'other'!" JAY tugged his sweater to the sides, twisted it like a girl playing with the skirt, then raised his hand, Putting scissor hands next to her face, "Ouch, that's '(<ゝω)☆KIRA'!"

"..."

In the dead silence.

Lu Twelve always felt that his family's rich sneer sounded in his ears.

……

Uh.

Probably an illusion.

After all, how can there be pets in this world who laugh at their owners, right?